>Chinese overlords incoming http://www.theblaze.com/stor

>more particle colliders

Yawm what is this, 2009?

If they're designing it, in addition to building it
>implying it will be stable, and won't break down a week into it running

>>43278776
Back to reddit with you.

>>43278826
the lhc had a massive magnet quench within 10 days of operation which fucked up the vacuum system and lots of superconducting magnets

>>43278826
It'll break down and make a blackhole or something... Oh well.

>>43278861
That was more than a week.

>>43278861
Wasn't the issue actually caused by a piece of bread, or something fucking stupid, rather than a manufacturing defect?

>>43278893
How does that make it better?

>>43278597
>yfw chinese knock off blue pints are made to make collider.
>yfw when blackhole is imminent

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>>43278862
I'm no doomsayer but I would not be surprised if we never become a type one civilization.

Shit is just too fucked.

>>43278826
>believing Western propaganda

>inb4 liquid nitrogen leaking everywhere

Honestly I can't see this being anything other than a disaster waiting to happen.

>>43278597
As an expert on Chinese technology I am 100% sure that this thing will explode.

Because China can't do shit without explosions

>>43278914
>believing that's propaganda, rather than a universally understood anecdote, experienced by everyone

99% of research data that comes out of China is completely fabricated.

It's nothing but a make work job in a communist country to boost numbers on global scores in education. This isn't going to shock the physics world because they know everything that comes out of the faculty at Chinese universities and science institutions is complete bullshit.

>>43278942
thats why the would-be aborted female slaves are building it
ironicly, its why it is doomed to explode.

>>43278902
the black hole would just go on it's path going through earth leaving most things unscathed
black holes aren't space vacuums

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Well they already have the fastest supercomputer in the world I'm not really surprised.

>>43278988

>American butthurt

>>43278872
>10 days before a break down after billions of dollars spent on a fucking circle pipe

top kek

>>43278988
Pretty much this. This is just as much a show piece in support of Communist China, as much as the Burj Khalifa is a show piece for the Arab Emirate's "booming economy".

>>43279009
>1/3 of world population

>>43279009
Should I learn chinese?

>>43279048

Barely 19%

>>43279086

It would be prudent.

>>43279009
>Germany falling behind in economic dominance
They didn't get the memo on "German Nationalism on the rise"

>>43279009
>unbreathable air pollution

>>43279086
Nah, because Communist slavery will come to a country near you, and your respective country will experience just as much "growth" and "prosperity"

>>43279009
Their economy is unsustainable, and will collapse just like the USSR's economy did.

>>43279048
>1,000,000,000 people in chinklandia
>6,000,000,000 people in the world.
you're off by half

>>43279086
>ching chong, ding dong
I heart teaching English in China pays pretty good. You don't even have to know Chinese that well.

>>43279173
Chinese maths is stronk!

It's like people forget that the Chinese are incapable of meaningful innovation.

>>43278968
>not being able to discern cheap sweatshop products from top of the line scientific engineering

>>43279173
ackshually, he's off by one sixth.

>>43279209
I won't deny that a great of scientists in the field of physics are coming from China, but to think that they won't cut corners where ever theoretically possible, when building a particle collider, is immensely naive.

>>43279227
You are both technically correct, depending on how you go about it.

>>43279193

>muh innovation!"

This is the white equivalent of "muh dick"

If you look at patent statistics the most innovative region is East Asia, primarily Korea.

>>43279302
We're not talking about East Asians in general, we're talking about the Chinese.

>>43279244
Why are you so sure?

>>43279360
Because they do it with all of their other 'crowning achievements', post-Communist takeover. They're far since removed from their Great Wall days of quality building.

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YANKEE, don't think about coming to China

>>43279455
Although that sentiment wouldn't shock or surprise me. That's horrendously MSPaint'ed.

>>43279482
>Although that sentiment wouldn't shock or surprise me.

actually it looks like westerners are really appreciated in some regions of china

>>43279627

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTDiqcBwB0

>>43279009
its such a shame its a shit place to live in terms of human rights and safety from not being raided at a moments notice cause you were doing something some one with money didnt like

>not implying america is much better, america just does it in a different more subtle way that upsets less people.

Should we be worried about planet destroying black holes again?

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>>43279699
what would you do if you saw one?

>>43279741
Also, in their rush to expand and develop, they've completely disregarded the environment.
>muh nature
No, not just the animals. It's a health hazard to humans as well. Everything is polluted, and and most don't have the option to avoid it.

>>43279009
>>American butthurt

Let's see what a quick search for "chinese fabricated research data" brings up

>A new study from Wuhan University, for instance, estimates that the market for dubious science-publishing activities, such as ghostwriting papers on nonexistent research, was of the order of 1 billion renminbi (US$150 million) in 2009 — five times the amount in 2007. In other studies, one in three researchers surveyed at major universities and research institutions admitted to committing plagiarism, falsification or fabrication of data.

http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100112/full/463142a.html

>The most valuable statistic a scientist can tally up is SCI journal credits, especially in journals with higher "impact factors"—ones that are cited more frequently in other scholars’ papers. SCI credits and impact factors are used to judge candidates for doctorates, promotions, research grants and pay bonuses. Some ambitious professors amass SCI credits at an astounding pace. Mr Lin writes that a professor at Ningbo university, in south-east China, published 82 such papers in a three-year span. A hint of the relative weakness of these papers is found in the fact that China ranks just 14th in average citations per SCI paper, suggesting that many Chinese papers are rarely quoted by other scholars.

http://www.economist.com/news/china/21586845-flawed-system-judging-research-leading-academic-fraud-looks-good-paper

>The Chinese government is being called on to do more to ensure the scientific integrity of its researchers after UK-based journal Acta Crystallographica Section E was forced to retract dozens of papers describing over 70 crystal structures found to have been fabricated by Chinese researchers.

http://www.rsc.org/chemistryworld/News/2010/January/15011003.asp

In the academic and corporate world Chinese research data is regarded as junk. Even researchers in China prefer not to use it.

>>43278898
chinese eat rice, so this time there'll be no bread problems

>>43280044
>chinks fuck around with quantum particles too much
>'accidentally' create mini-black hole
>it expands at 1000mi/s, quickly consuming earth

I always knew the chinese would be the end of us all!

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>>43280044
>The most valuable statistic a scientist can tally up is SCI journal credits
That reminds me of this:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

Basically this thing automatically generates a fake research paper filled with absolute rubbish and the people at MIT and other schools sometimes submit these fake papers to places just to get a laugh.

>>43280101
lol'd

>>43280141
They probably won't even bother turning it on unless news crews or foreign researchers are visiting.

They make bullshit up and get well paid for it because of how the bureaucracy for furthering scientific research is done in China. It's nothing but a job to them, the same would happen in the west if the system were set up that way.

>>43279173
there's been 7 billion for many years already

>>43280369
China lies about its population to keep GDP down

>>43280695

True.

They want to remain being considered as emerging 3rd world country.

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>>43279741
I thought you were talking about the USA at first

>>43279009
>highest elevation above sea level
Largest army in the world still belongs to freedom.

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>murica

>>43281359
Both China and the US are as corrupt as each other.

>>43279699
Well fugggg, time to go to China

>>43281372
gib me muh bible commy scum

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>>43278597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atG3H3rTTsI

China is proof that democracy sucks. They have an efficient government, that can't be influenced by bullshit like the kike lobby or feminists. They just do what needs to be done. While Ameriburgers fight about MUH DIVERSITY & MORE WOMYN IN X, China is building genetically superior citizens.

>>43278968
Everything is made in china, including top quality products you god damned idiot.

You pay shit, you get shit i.e. rip off nike shoes. You pay good, you get good i.e. Apple Iphones.

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>>43281746

>>43281746
>crony capitalism
>crony communism

>>43281746
Yes, genetically superior citizens to cope with all the ridiculous pollution they haven't gotten around to cleaning up yet.

>>43281795
I think the idea is that the good shit is designed by non chinese. It's only manufactured by them

>>43281907
The chinese now have plenty of experience in high level manufacturing. Why can't they use that experience to design high level engineering projects? I'm sure they'd hire foreign engineers if they decided they needed other talent.

>>43278597
What secrects exactly is a longer pipe going to unlock that a shorter LHC pipe couldn't?

>>43282003
Because that's not part of the policy. The plan was to offload manufacturing jobs from the west to china and the west transitions into lighter jobs like computing & scientific research. This is why you're seing job cuts.

>>43282003
>Why can't they use that experience to design high level engineering projects?
They can, but experience manufacturing xboxs most likely will not translate well in to creating a collider.

>I'm sure they'd hire foreign engineers if they decided they needed other talent.
maybe

>>43279009
Of course chinese economy is better, if all your employees were replacable obedient slaves working for pennies on a dollar your economy would be thriving too

>>43282003
>high level engineering
no, they don't have the industry for it. but if given the chance i'm sure they can top it.

>>43282087
They're not slaves. They're in much better position now having a job than where they were before.

>>43282087
This might have been true in the past but these days, wages in the manufacturing class have been steadily growing and in some cases, the wages are doubling every year. The wages are still comparatively cheap to western wages but workers do leave their current manufacturing jobs to higher paying jobs.

>black holes
Looks like some scientists are finally realizing the nonsense of continuum mechanics and infinitisemals. Black holes don't exist, at least not in the traditional understanding of black holes. It turns out that they have finite density after all, and gravitational collapse stops right on the surface of the event horizon. There is no infinitely dense singularity.

http://www.nature.com/news/stephen-hawking-there-are-no-black-holes-1.14583?wafflebotCursorId=1390759808110993:0:0

>>43278872
WEST IS BEST!

>>43278826
uhhhh pretty much this, didn't they crash a bullet train at 98 mph and vow never again or something?

>>43283154
>implying anyone actually thought a black hole was possible or going to happen
"muh blackhole" is just a synonym for THC themed doomsday.

>>43283154
It's been an ongoing joke in science fiction for decades now, nobody takes the idea seriously. Well asides from those that actually watch the history channel, as the poster above said. I thought it was a joke but a search on youtube shows a 40 minute documentary about black holes on earth from the history channel someone uploaded from his cellphone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1oE_yPYfs

And some scifi that makes light of this trope:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

>>43278893

a piece of biscuit if I remember, either that or 96% of the universe is made of McVities Digestives.

>>43282070
>but experience manufacturing xboxs
what a simpleton you are.

>>43283628
They didn't design that train. They copied the design from other trains.

>>43278597
>chinese
>over anything
asians are naturally submissive followers; they are by nature always to be commanded

>>43283923
That's exactly exactly why Sun Tzu's philosophies are widely regarded as wisdom for the masses who are commanded by the elite who ignore his philosophy.

>>43281795
>including top quality products
kek
CIDF please fuck off.

>>43284005
The Chinese can manufacture top quality products. They will manufacture anything to any spec. They will manufacture top quality stuff or low quality stuff depending on what the designer wrote in the spec.

>>43284043
You have absolutely nothing to back that CIDF.
>inb4 fabricated Chinese articles from 2003 talking about how glorious China is

>>43278902
>blue pints
Christ what kind of bars do you go to?