>2014 >my job is to clean solar panels Fuck!

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>2014
>my job is a bricklayer

Fuck!

please don't start this again

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>2014
>my job is serving burgers and french fries

>Everyone misses the point
K.

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>2014
>my job is making sandwiches

Fuck!

keep going OP

this is legitimately interesting


do they have one for window washers yet?

At least they have jobs.

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>2014
>my job is to shill microsoft

>>43023591
That's fucking awesome.

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>2014
>I paint ships

Fuck!

>>43023698
fuck you that thing is great(the SP 1 and 2 were complete shit though)

I don't see you calling everyone in the macfag general a shill

Friendly reminder that Volvo in Gothenburg has started running driver less truck trials in the city and a fleet of 100 driver less taxis will be deployed 2016. 1% of the American workforce is currently truckers.

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>2014
>my job is washing skyscraper windows

Fuck!

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>>43023674
>>43023754

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>2014
>I drive taxis

Fuck!

>>43023726
The Dutch do a lot of brick pavements, so it's only natural someone invented a brick pavement laying machine. Same as the Germans invented an automatic concrete autobahn laying machine and the others invented an automatic tarmac laying machine.

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>2014
>my job is gold digging

Fuck!

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>2014
>I raise cattle for their meat

Fuck!

>>43023792
topheh

waifu age when

>>43023753

Hopefully theyll come to the UK so those cunts can stop taking up the middle lane on the motorway because their trucker buddy is doing 55 while they want to do 58.

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>>43023520
>2014
>my job is to program PLCs

Fu.. wait.

>>43023802
Starts 2025, at the latest

What meme-name shall we grant this thread, 'm-lady?

>>43023802
soon (tm)

>>43023823
Obsolescence

or

Job insecurity (for those who can't spell very good)

>>43023734
That's because he's anonymous, and he's you're not in the macfag general.

>2014
>My job includes the word "DevOps" in it

DAMN...oh no, that's cool.

I'm an electrician. come at me, OP.

>>43023754
This is fine. Window washing is an awful job for humans.

>>43023801
That looks absolutely pig disgusting, and every one who's eaten a patty says it tastes bad.

>>43023857
That requires a two-parter

the only reason I would prefer machines making my food is they won't spit in it.

>>43023591
That machine doesn't actually do the bricklaying. The image makes it look like there's a big hopper that you just dump bricks on but in reality there are workers standing behind it laying the bricks and then a sloped conveyor belt takes them to the ground. It's less of a labor replacer and more of an ergonomic device.

>>43023665
>does it better than a human
>does it for free, minus the electricity cost (which is probably quite low, just a bunch of servos, a motor for the conveyor and a SOC to handle everything)
10/10 would buy for my burger joint

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Part 1
>2014
>I frame houses

Fuck!

>>43023888
Im game. Most of what I do is correcting 'old work.' I'm not really sure how my job could be totally automated without razing all the houses in america and rebuilding them with modular prefabs.

>>43023896
Fairly sure it cuts the half-bricks at the edge?

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>2014
>maths graduate, 300k starting

? Fuck !

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>2014
>my job is to suck cock

>2014
>my job is programming automated tests

Meh, not something I wanted to do.

>>43023892
it would only really take off for fast food and shitty chain restaurants anyway


people are still going to want chefs/trained cooks for the higher end establishments

>>43023869
Hey, the first cars sucked and didn't have a whole lot of utility

>>43023907
What will that do for Habitat for Humanity people

>>43023869
>tastes bad

That's stretching it. They mostly just said that it was too lean compared to actual beef, and that they would continue tweaking the formula for improved flavor.

>>43023921
Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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>>43023913
Wow, epic post bro! Haha OP is a fag never gets old I lel everytime xd Don't post it on /r/4chan because I already did :^)!

>>43023665
>>43023902
He let the buns burn though, son of a bitch!

>>43023911

Do American public school teachers really start at 300k?

Capitalism has effectively became obsolete

>>43023801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnXfLGcENnI&feature=kp

>>43023949
Nah, they start at 500k, easy

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>>43023811
>2014
>I program robots

Fuck

>>43023911
>not double majoring in maths and quantum physics for $600k starting

>>43023968
Only 500k? lol pleb

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>>43023970

>>43023946
>not wanting crispy buns with just the right amount of burn to go with your black-and-blue seared patty

>>43023976
>Not majoring in Business Administration for $1.8billion starting

>>43023949
Who cares?
If you are teaching because of money you really shouldn't be teaching.

>2014
>my job is to repair malfunctioning robots

DOSH

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>>43023998
>not being born into the Rothschild family for half the worlds money starting and a seat in the Illuminati

>>43023674
It already exists, but it's not really common.

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Part 2
>2014
>I put electrical in new buildings

Fuck!

>Note: this is hard to see properly, but it is picking and placing prefab electrical conduit as it 3D prints the building.

For more info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdbJP8Gxqog

>>43023952
Capitalism has made itself more relevant than ever. What's irrelevant are excess humans at the bottom of the economic pyramid with no greater contribution or function than to live, multiply, and die.

>>43024019
>not being the parasitic genomic worm that controls their bloodline's hivemind and having all of that money/power to yourself

>>43024058
Great. So how does capitalism solve that rather than perpetuate it?

>>43024019
>a seat in the Illuminati
I interviewed with them a few weeks ago, but the bitch in HR said I didn't have enough experience in manipulating world events.

I did two internships with the Freemasons and did an undergrad research project on the Reptilians, what more do these cunts want?

>>43023970
>a robot having to enter physical keystrokes

That's stupid.

>>43024069
>not being a shapeshifting reptilian overlord who controls the illuminati and the entire galaxy

fucking plebians

>>43024093
>missing the point

>>43024072
You have to undergo massive sexual and physical trauma at your earliest ages (before 7), and develop unbreakable learned sociopathy, as a pre-requisite.

Otherwise >into the trash your resume goes

>>43024072
Your surname has to be Kennedy or Bush. Didn't you know?

>>43024115
It's doing hunt-and-peck typing

>>43023520
>2014
>my job is to clean the solar panels on solar panel cleaners

Not bad.

>>43023902
he does it for free

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>2014
>I work in gasoline distribution

Fuck!

>>43024146
>2014
>I work as a Tesla shill

Life is good.

>>43024070
prison-industrial complex

also economic incentives for voluntary sterilization and/or participation in high-risk augmentation experiments

>>43024158
i don't even think tesla needs to hire shills with the amount of fedora tippers who absolutely splooge over them and give them all the free marketing they could ever want

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>2014
>I'm a machinist

Fuck!

>2014
>I don't have a job
Fuck!

>>43024118
Monarch programming isn't fun to look into, you realize quickly that there is something to it and it's not all made up.

Even Dave Chappelle said publicly that there's something seriously wrong with Hollywood in regards to the manipulation of public figures and it's why he left it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4z2dGrT8N0

>>43024198
the title of that video is retarded

>>43024182
I'm going to laugh my cock off once the rest of the world solves hydrogen and blows Tesla and their metric ton of batteries out of the water.

>>43024198
>Monarch programming

you got any good links? i keep hearing about this shit but can't find any good info

>>43024198
I wasn't trolling. I think it's one of the most legitimate conspiracy theories out there.

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who cleans the solar panel cleaner's solar panel?

>>43024219
>implying the oil companies wouldn't suppress hydrogen tech

things that will never happen

>the cure to cancer
>hydrogen cars
>non-gasoline cars
>fusion/an energy source that isn't shit

>>43024230
maybe it cleans itself, pep

>>43024198
>Select another video
>Advert is by Bipoler Sunshine

Oppropriate

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>>43023634
Pretty sure robotic waiters were implemented in 1958.

>>43023731
Pretty sure that thing is REMOVING the old paint

>>43024240
Oil shill; the Age of Thorium will happen.

>>43024240
Capitalism truly is the worst possible system.

>>43024230
The guy that fills its windshield washer reservoir.

Don't worry he's being replaced soon, by a hose and a squirt gun.

>>43023995
American here. Please be considerate, you're triggering my addiction.

>>43024118
I've been on 4chan since 2006. If that's not enough to qualify me as unbreakably sociopathic, I don't know what is.

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>>43024261
Except for, you know, all the other systems.

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>>43024240
b-but muh ITER?

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>1914
>my job is to separate cotton from its seeds

Blast!

>>43024261
Capitalism is kind of like UNIX and UNIX-likes.

It's horribly shitty and will stomp out any better system before it can be adopted and manages to be preferable to the systems it can't stomp out.

>>43024118
>You have to undergo massive sexual and physical trauma at your earliest ages (before 7), and develop unbreakable learned sociopathy, as a pre-requisite.

Is that why they like fucking children so much? So they can train the next generation of soulless manipulators?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnnNhlK0bE0&t=1m35s

>>43024261
>implying

those socialist European countries aren't doing shit either

it goes beyond economic systems

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>2014
>my job is a EMT-B

Fuck!

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>>43024312
And, given enough time, it clunkily evolves into a superior system whose only flaw is being poorly built on a shaky foundation

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>2014
>I give blowjobs

Fuck!

>>43024315
Yes, otherwise some event might trigger them into utilizing their conscience and doing something good with their power and influence.

White collar people all think badly of blue collars that are about to be automated. What they don't realize is that most jobs that happen on a computer can also be automated.

I was an outsourced developer for an insurance company a couple of years ago. The claims system I helped maintain was very good at what it did and saved the claims reps from having to manually do everything in a unix terminal, and instead was a point-and-click web interface.

One day I got roped into a support call with one of those users because the program was acting so erratically that the actual support department couldn't pinpoint anything useful. As I was talking to her she commented that she was happy her job couldn't be replaced by robots like her brother's. Her brother was a factory worker.

She didn't realize it at the time, but around 60% of incoming claims were handled completely automatically.The system signed its work with fake human names and was programmed to occasionally make typos or other very basic but harmless mistakes so nobody would notice its uncaring perfection.The 40% that was left were sent to the claims reps, and their input was copied and applied into a machine learning system. Within the next year or so, all these claims reps, some of whom had been working for 30 or 40 years and make a great salary, will be laid off and be replaced by a small team of idiots making $11/hr to answer basic customer support questions and fill out forms that prompt the robot to take certain actions on an account. The companys turnaround time on claims will go from days to hours to minutes, and their number of employees will decrease by around half.

I personally enjoy my job. Some of us who specialize in automation have our rationalizations, or just like money, but I personally just want to see how bad the world can get before we're forced to come up with something better. If you use a computer at work, you better have an exit strategy.

>>43024331
uncomfy as fuck
also
>those treads scrubbing your ass

>>43024312
You mean its more like Winblows, because everyone knows Unix isn't a big part of the capitalist economy.

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>2014
>my job is research librarian

Fuck!

>>43023902

>Implying those won't have a bodily fluid spray that cashiers can enable for difficult customers.

>>43024351
>blowjob doll
>has teeth

wat

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>>43024209
Agreed 100% but the entire interview is excellent. I had to watch it before hand to make sure it wasn't a slide show with shitty music interposed, as is often the case with these types of videos.

And even then it misses the most important of the interview, where he talks about how Hollywood stars that broke down in public and how they have to be very strong people in the first place to get there, that something really wrong is happening in Hollywood.

>>43024221
Youtube is what made me aware of this, seeing it in this video is pretty much undeniable proof that Hollywood stars are routinely drugged and mind controlled for weird fetish purposes. It's absolutely horrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntj9DYeRXvM

>>43024399
Actually those are tracks.

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>20 years from now
>Robots handle most manual labor/food service jobs
>Revenue from robot-run businesses goes towards paying for country-wide basic income plans

The NEET dream lives on

Why do they always get machines to do the shittiest, lowest paying jobs? If someone made a robot lawyer or a robot programmer or a robot hedge fund manager, he could sell them for millions.

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>2014
>my job is to think

Fuck!

>>43024522
>3014
>machine intelligence is still incapable of useful creativity
>the dawn of the idea guy

>>43024501
Because these are the easiest to automate.
Also, what do you think IBM Watson is supposed to do? Pretty sure it does more than play jeopardy.

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>>43024522
>human intellect
>trending upward

>>43024538
>the age of ideas guys

>>43024553
Maybe it's the collective intellect of humanity

>>43024553
Reductions in actual intellect have been masked by improvements in education and nutrition

That said, we're definitely dumber and more docile than pre-agricultural man.

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>>43024595
>collective intellect of humanity
kek

>>43024543
>Also, what do you think IBM Watson is supposed to do?

Well it is replacing patent researchers in the medical and chemical fields right now. So the person you're replying to is right in terms of it replacing lawyers, patent lawyers who have backgrounds in medical or chemical science are pretty expensive.

It's also why during that episode of Jeopardy IBM executives were constantly praising it as being potentially useful in the medical field.

>>43024093
probably a durability test, butthole.

>>43024652
Yeah, but they aren't just attacking the honorable doctors and lawyers. They're also aiming at business management and finance.

Here's a fun page.
All the stories on this page were automatically generated by a robot:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/narrativescience/

>>43024679
Nah, we were just fucking around. We made the robot translate text it received over TCP into keystrokes. Then we connected the keyboard to the computer with the client and started it up with "hello world\n". Which got it stuck in an elaborate infinite loop.

>>43023520
but who will clean the solar panel cleaner's solar panel?

CHECKMATE TECHNOLOGY

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>2014
>my job is to be a cat

feelsgoodman

>>43024472
lel'd

>>43024058
more realistic

parasites always get blown the fuck out by humanity.

>>43024070
Gray Death

>>43024808
>People that are unable to get jobs.
>Parasites.

Whatever you say rabbi.

>>43024796

Lel that cat is living a lie.

>>43024796
> tried saying this out loud

> AOURYUAWAEROUAERACAT

>>43024796
>>43024808
totally right, that cat is a parasite and needs to die. for the everlasting love of god ;)

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303983904579093252573814132

What do you think of a robotic anesthesiologist? consider for a moment that science understands how anesthesia works, but isn't certain as to why it works. Sedaysis can apparently detect changes and adjust your drug cocktail very quickly to ensure you don't wake up, but would you go under it?

>my job is to browse 4chan
>le ebin fbi bus.jpg
Fugg; ddddd

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>2014
>My job is to fuck women

Damn!

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My job is to suck baby penises and trick goyim.

There will be a real shoah before I lose my job!

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>>43023970

>>43024434
it's a training doll for dentists

>>43024331
Every time I see someone holding another person in their arms, a drum sounds in my head and then whitney houston starts singing.

A machine can never take my place.

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>>43024522
>robots get pass human intelligence level
>they take over the world
>they replace all presidents with quantum computers
>they solve all humanity problems
>they love us for creating them
>they start colonizing other planets
>they gift us with intergallactic stars
>they protect us from other dangerous races
>they solve life mysteries with us
>we become the best intergallactic alliance until the end of the universe itself
I can only dream.

>2014
>my job is a biological researcher

it's an automated pipetting system.

>>43024093
If you made an android, you would definitely teach it how to use human-oriented input systems in the case that it could not connect to a device via cable, light, or radio transmissions

>>43026218
I really hope that computers would love us.

Perhaps similar to how a son can love a father who's slowly succumbing to dimentia and who desperately needs him or he'll die.

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>>43026227
forgot image. at least someone has to push the buttons.

>>43026218
>>43026251
Completely depends how we treat them. Us humans aren't typically that kind to things we see as lower or tools (read slaves)

>>43026254
this doesnt replace the researcher as much as it replaces the lab-assistant.

which is sad because nailing hot bio-grad students on the lab-table is pretty sweet.

>>43026218
Why would a hyperintelligent robot race keep humans around at all?

>>43026332
Because they feel sorry for us and would be uncomfortable with completely eradicating us.

One can hope.

>>43026332
Because they are smart enough to know not all humans are the same, that we have a chance if things get better for us and that we want to live as much as them.

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>>43026332
They wouldn't. But if I ever had a daughteru, I would want her to be eternally kawaii uguu.

>>43026350
>year is 3014
>humans are at war with the robots, we are losing
>robot army sends one robot to look up all previous data on humans as to find weaknesses
>he goes through the entire archives of the internet
>gets to 4chan
>sees this post
>feels bad for us, realizes we can live in peace
>knows he needs to fight to stop robots from wiping out their ancestors, the humans
you are our only hope, robot ;_;

>>43026386
So basically pity for stupid, weak meatbags?

>>43024251
>that thing
You're an insensitive motherfucker. Embrace the future

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>>43026456
>>43026442
>>43026386
>>43026350
>not programming all your droid brains with innate protective instinct for their human progenitors just like humans have for their offspring

>>43026456
It's one of the possibilities, either the kill all of us, protect us, keep us frozen in a museum, they destroy themselves once they discover the meaning of the universe and life.

2014
>my job is IT

huh... that went well...

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>1978
>graduate college as a nuclear engineer

>>43024240
actually the hydrigen car already works, if only hydrogen wasn't extremely volatile and years of making hydrogen engines cheaper to manufacture we would be set.

I got to see GM's hydrogen car and it sounded like it was popping pop corn

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>>43023801
>>43023792
>>43023778
>>43023754
>>43023731
>>43023665
>>43023634
>>43023591
>>43023520

>shitty no-brain jobs being replaced by robots

And nothing of value was lost

>>43023910
Notice the pile of half-bricks on the bottom-right of the picture.

>>43026581
*bottom-left

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>my job is being a NEET
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>43026607
>mfw welfare programs are cut and NEET scum starves to death or is forced to suck old man's dick for money

>>43024295

The second they get it operating, the US will declare war on France and they will bomb the shit out of the reactor and claim it's collateral damage.

>>43026081
>having to stare at that horror every day while in school.
Now I see why Dentists have the highest suicide rates in the health care industry.

>>43024679
>probably a durability test
hahah fuck no, not with how much time is wasted moving between keys.

>>43026633
Eventually structural unemployment will get so bad that every family will have several NEETs. People care about their children, brothers, sisters, and relatives and don't want to see them starve. Starving is something that's pretty easy to notice, so politicians who don't deliver adequate welfare for them will be held accountable to a minimum amount.

Until the rich can buy a robot army to simply slaughter the useless eaters.

Hypercapitalist libertarianism eventually follows the technological path to mass genocide. It's the only way that stability could be regained if you insist on sticking to libertarian principles.

>be engineer/person who designs this stuff
>be safe from automation until Strong AI invented

>>43024472
>20 years from now
>Robots handle most manual labor/food service jobs
>Revenue from robot-run businesses goes straight in to the top .01%'s off planet, tax heaven back accounts.
>People cant even afford milk anymore.
>Robot-run businesses invent a robot consumer to replace the consumer.

>>43026653
not technically healthcare, but dont vets (as in veterinarians) have a higher suicide rate?

>>43026723
Do you think billions of people will just quietly lay down and die without a fight?

>>43026716
>certification req'd...

>>43026738
Yes.

>>43026716
I have been thinking about this for some time. Under Anarcho-Capitalism basically families would turn into small tribes, replacing the state. Like the kind of family you see in Latin peoples (Hispanics, Spaniards, Italians, etc) with wide families that usually help each other.

>>43026755
I guess that's why hunting is so easy. You can just walk up to an animal and choke it to death and it just calmly accepts its fate. I'm actually eating a deer I strangled earlier.

>>43026779
>small tribes
Living wear? I was already rich before the robot-worker revolution, and I'm even richer now. I own all the land, and I'm going to slaughter any tribe of hippies who step foot on it.

You were saying?

>>43026218
>our future is a Culture future
I can always dream

>>43024240
Hydrogen's actually a shit way to run a car. Creating hydrogen fuel is wasteful, there's no good way to store it in a car and it's overall just shit.

I'd put my money on advancements in capacitors.

>>43026786
man that's kind of sad, must have been a deer that was really used to humans.

the squirrels and birds on campus don't mind how close people get to them either.

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>>43026738
That's why you continually starve them nutritionally through fast food and lowering their mental capacity by cutting education spending until they're completely deprived and defenseless.

>>43026821
Well it was in the figurative sense.

>>43026786
This is an accurate representation of the current global economy. 20 years from now the deer strangles its self to feed you.

>>43026723
Or
>government sees this happening
>tells people to make more robots
>eventually robots do all labor, humans are only needed to run the robots and to to creative things that need, well, humans for
>people who enjoy this stuff do it
>everyone else is a NEET and gets provided stuff by the government and the robots
>unlimited supplies and no work
The future has never looked better.

>>43026244

are you saying someone would make an android with no USB output?
you're retarded

>>43026886
oh yeah our track record with this is quite good.

after all, look at your average UN refugee camp

>>43026886
>and gets provided stuff by the government and the robots
Why? Why would the robot owners give up their wealth out of charity? Why wouldn't they just use their robots to slaughter you in "self defence" for trying to start a vegetable garden in their private forest

>>43026895
>usb
>not laser link 5
how many seconds do you plan on waiting?

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>>43023520
fucking freetards, m-muh panels
hhahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HxI3-DzPWU

>>43024136
>still missing the point

>>43026916
>>43026886
>people cant afford food
>government starts the soylent green program
>people build more robots to replace them selves

I think this is more likely than the top 1% giving up a single penny from their robot work force.

>>43024301
heh

>>43024416
That really has nothing to do with his post

>>43026950
That letter really got BTFO by the Free Software Movement.

>>43023665
There will have to be someone there still to fix the machine when it fucks up. With how many things can go wrong with that machine, it won't be completely automated. Still, that's like 1 person replacing 6.

>>43026633
this actually happned in my country

no bux until you reach 25

feels hungry

>>43026950
Fuck Gates. If I had a time machine I would kill him

>>43027089
>Waah, I don't want to pay for stuff so I'll kill the person investing tons of personal money into things like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HxI3-DzPWU

I'm scared but at the same time fascinated.
I just wish I could step away from society and see what will happen to the world

>>43023802
Sooner than you think.

>>43027089
h-he did nothing wrong

you would enjoy your IBM overlords rigght now if not of him

>>43023902
>he will never have a kobe beef burger hand made by 30 year master chef

>>43027130
>A villian is okay if they do neat things with their ill-gotten gains afterwards.

>>43024240
>le 1700-1800s face
things that will never happen

>the cure to smallpox
>horseless carriges for the masses
>sheltered carriages
>replacing any more than like 50% of slaves with the steam engine
>flying machines
>telegraph use for the masses

lel

>>43026950
>As far back as 1976 Microsofts war on piracy was starting.

>>43026542
>you will never fuck your twin little sisters

>>43024198
>Not programming your monarchs in pure C

>>43027196
Your monarch dies from a blod clot caused by a small error.
Millions of dollars and many years are lost.

>>43024261
>>43023952

You guys realize capitalism made these systems possible, right?

>>43026722
>2025
>someone designs a robot designer robot
fuck!

>>43027166
If when you put everything on the balance they end up doing far more good than ill, then yeah, I'd say so. Show me the person who has never done something "bad".

>>43027238
that's called Strong AI

>>43027262
I can't think of RMS ever doing anything bad.

He's a far better person than Gates.

>Hurr durr robots will kill poor people

Charities benefit from technological advancements as well. If one dollar can buy 30 burgers in 2040, imagine what a charity with one million dollars could do.

>>43027166
>steal from big business
>give to science, education, and charity
>villain
>this is what retards actually believe

>>43027325
GNU/Tards, ladies and gentlemen

>he has an autistic religious devotion to something so he can do no wrong

>>43027166
that's literally the philosophical basis of philanthropy.

>>43027352
You've yet to point out how I'm wrong in what I've said.

>>43027346
>Promotes a lack of freedom in computing.
>Helps out in other areas.
>He's awesome.

No.

>>43027374
So?

>>43026488

but you need a ton of energy to produce hydrogen faggot
it's not viable

>>43027325
I can't think of anything good he's done, either. He sure is helping feed hungry children and provide clean energy for the future! Man, RMS sure is a great dude, isn't he?

>>43027395
From a fundamental perspective, the free software zealots that idolize RMS are way too myopic on propritary software

they fail to recognize that they have merely become the pawns for other for-profit, proprietary entities. perhaps they get a few peanuts of the 9-10 figure sums they have saved companies, but at the cost of razing their own PROFESSION's livelihood and future.

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>>43027166
>>43027395

>>43027419
Yes. Free software is being used in hospitals in places like Africa where they would otherwise need to buy expensive computers with expensive software that they can't tailor to their needs.

>>43027453
>Free software used in hospitals
Like what?

>>43027461
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_open-source_healthcare_software

>>43026633
lol, move to norway. you'll get ~$120 a day paid every 14 days in welfare. Roughly $2k a month after taxes

also IIRC, (agree or disagree with it it's just how they operate) -- I remember hearing something about how the FDA does not allow open source code in some or all medical devices.

>>43024421
the research librarian where I work got fired several weeks ago, lel

I hope you aren't him

>>43027453
You're telling me they have software that can compare to what's used by hospitals here? The job I currently have deals with the IT side of the hospitals in a nearby county and they have a lot of specialized software. Just giving a hospital a PC running Linux (I'm sorry, I meant GNU/Linux) won't cut it for them. They need to do more than just check their email.

>>43024630
No we're not, dumbass. Maybe you are, but as a whole humans are getting smarter.

>>43027474
That doesn't mean it's USED there. only that at some point in time it existed with unknown level of support, unknown level of code stability, unknown level of useability, unknown level of anything

>>43026286
I say thank you every time my computer shuts down for some reason, I also Cheer it on when it's taking time to process something
I hope it knows I love it

>>43027530
It knows, anon, it knows.

>>43027524
I recall there being an award for the development of some of it and stories where it's been helpful.

I don't at all know where I'd find it though.

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>>43024072
>what more do these cunts want?
Your foreskin.

>>43027517
this, flynn effect. i'm painfully reminded of it often in the office, if only because I know it will happen to me too some day.

>>43027612
It has nothing to do with the Flynn effect. That only concerns the past couple hundred years. I'm talking about long term. We're evolving to be smarter.

>>43027325
Stay retarded.

>>43027632
The Flynn effect only 'covers' the recent past because we've only been measuring IQ tests for the recent past.

What better explains what you are describing than the flynn effect?

>>43027635
Stay pleb.

>>43027646
Head size. I can't remember where I found the source (and I don't save browsing history) so I can't provide it to you, but our heads are sloooooooooowly getting bigger.

>>43026332
Why not? We're part of the ecology of our planet.
It's like asking why we'd keep gorillas around

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>>43026218
>>they love us for creating them
You wish, battery boy. You would have to program sentimental feelings like that into their basic routines and they can just remove that shit since they are smarter than us.

>>43027580
>dat feel when cut
>dat feel when dry fap several times a day for whole life with no problems
Maybe I just got lucky, because all I hear is about how getting circumcised apparently ruined everyone's lives.

>>43026886
It would just end with some retarded hippies "freeing the slaves" and fucking everything up

>>43027580
>>43027727
Now I'm pissed off.

>>43027685
I never understood that part of the movie. Why would robots need humans for energy? Last I checked we don't make our batteries using other humans.

>>43027727
your circumcision might have left more skin on
why don't you post a picture so I can accurately evaluate the damage?

>>43027765
I've posted a picture before on /vg/. I don't think I want to go through that again.

>>43027745
>>43027727
>tfw not cut
>precum lubricates foreskin
>never have to lubricate
>foreskin acts as natural onahole
>never have to hide any onahole or lubricant
Master race.

>>43027761
humans produce heat
the earth is getting colder somehow so they cant just go down and "extract the heat"

>>43026950
>i'd love nothing better than to flood the hobby market with good software
unfortunately when he actually did get his jewgold, he make shitty software

>>43027776
post it and delete it immediately

>>43027761
I think they needed something to do with the humans that were already around. I didn't really get that part either

>>43027781
I fucking hate you right now.

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>>43027794
not him, but do you know what the best part of being uncut is?
>fapping
>about to blow
>hold foreskin closed
>fill foreskin with cum like a water balloon
>waddle to bathroom and neatly and cleanly deposit load in sink

>>43027761
>why not use regular batteries
Humans are easier to make and handle, create no pollution, live for a very long time and create a decent amount of energy

>>43027810
>>waddle to bathroom and neatly and cleanly deposit load in sink

The image in my head just cracked me up.

>>43027781
>have to lubricate
Like that's a problem, just use spit

>>43027810
That sounds painful to me. I prefer to just cum on my chest and rub it in. It leaves your skin very soft and gives it a good complexion.

Also any uncut men have experience with docking here? I'm wondering what that feels like.

>>43027810
I'm going to fucking get it back.

I'll fucking volunteer for foregen. I'll fucking get what those kikes took from me.

>>43027810
ahahahaha
I've got to try this

>>43027837
it's not painful in the slightest. you're not stopping it from coming out of your dick at all, but merely collecting it in your foreskin

>>43027837
>That sounds painful to me.
Confirmed cut.

>>43027798
ayyy lmao

>>43027727
Hey I am not the only one

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>2014
>My job is to deliver things

FUCK !

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>2014
>my job is to be the sysadmin's bitch.

Fuck!

>>43027854
it takes a little practice to do it properly. when you're about two seconds or a second and a half away, you have to move your hand up on your cock to grab the very end of your foreskin, while still jerking off. if you stop your jerking to grab your foreskin, you'll have a lackluster orgasm (I shouldn't have to explain that to you). if you don't completely hold your foreskin closed, it'll leak out. if you grab too much of your foreskin, it'll keep your cum from coming out of your dick at all, which will hurt. once you get it down though it's super effective and makes cleanup a fucking snap

>>43027761
>Why would robots need humans for energy?

They wouldn't. In the original script they were harvesting the brains as processors which sort of makes sense, it's much easier to breed humans and keep them in tubes than to build a computer or computer parts as complex as a human brain. They changed it because it would have been to difficult to explain to audiences so instead of having that they have a guy show a standard AA battery and say that they're harvesting humans for energy.

>>43027904
is that a thinkpad

>>43028031
That's just one aspect of how The Matrix was changed because the ideas presented were too discomforting to the establishment.

>>43028031
Wouldn't stem cells be a better way to make general neural nets?
I mean, the human brain is fairly plastic, but there is a lot of it that is specialized for certain things.
I guess a good method would be using human brains as the things that run some of the "programs" in the matrix, like the agents.

>>43028031
How would that have even worked with brains?

Neo would just be a brain for the opening scenes to happen, leaving no body to rescue.

>>43027813
>create a decent amount of energy
Except they don't
The energy content of the nutrition given to them is higher than the energy content you get out. Basic thermodynamics.
They were being used as batteries because it was written in the script. It was supposed to be as processing power, but that was considered too advanced for americans so they said batteries instead.

>>43028227
You are drunk dog, go to sleep.
They still has their bodies...lol

>>43026723
And why would people not be able to pay for milk when a thousand gallons could be produced for fifteen bucks? And if there is no one to buy the products in the first place, how do you suppose the super rich will get this money? And if they could obtain the money, where would they spend it if no one has a job?

Commie luddites, man

>>43028293
>how do you suppose the super rich will get this money?
They already have the money
hence why they're called 'super rich'.

>>43028293
Things could be produced stupid cheap, but that doesn't mean they'll be sold stupid cheap. And even if things were cheap, it wouldn't matter because no one would have a job due to automation.

I'd imagine that actually buying things would be done by mega corporations and between individual people.

>>43028323
If you have a lot of money, and never plan to spend it, it's not helpful. The rich in the world have to plan ways to make more money if they want to stay rich.

>>43028333
>Things could be produced stupid cheap, but that doesn't mean they'll be sold stupid cheap.

Actually, it does. If Bill and Bob can both produce a hammer for 10 cents, but Bill will sell it for $40 dollars and Bob would sell it for $30, who will buy from Bill?

>>43028379
>Price trumps quality.

Bill uses his $40 hammer on bob and suddenly there's only one $40 hammer to buy.

>>43028379
Assume the hammers are the same quality. Regardless, if Bill actually spent more on the product to make it higher quality, then maybe it deserves the higher price.

>>43028433
Meant to reply to >>43028396

>2014
>i make silicon wafers

>>43027479
>~$2k/month
Why does anyone bother working?

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>>43028117
>That's just one aspect of how The Matrix was changed because the ideas presented were too discomforting to the establishment.

I don't buy that explanation at all considering the ideas and themes pushed in it such as the major black leads, lesbian parents with an adopted child, all the bad guys are depicted as white(of course), promoting third world immigration with the parable of the sentient computer program wanting to live in the matrix as a human family being Indians, the strong feminist and Marxist themes... I could go on but it's safe to say that the "establishment" both funded, promoted and distributed this movie series without any issue whatsoever.

And for those thinking that is a pretty /pol/ like post remember that the Wachowskis aren't brothers anymore. They knew exactly what they were doing when they put those themes in there as they did with Neo's birthday. They even gave roles to people like Cornel West, prominent member of the Democratic Socialists of America and had this to say about how his works influenced the matrix:

>Mr. West revealed, in an interview published in the Los Angeles Times on May 20, 2003, that Larry Wachowski had invited him to appear in the sequels because:"He said my writings had been influential in his writing the movie. He had read my first book, 'Prophesy Deliverance!,' and 'Race Matters.' I was flabbergasted. He said he had written a role for me, Councillor West, and he wanted me to play it. I said, 'You've got to be kidding.' " West explained to the LA Times reporter that the movies are a "sophisticated work of art" that are intended by the brothers to promote a "fascinating" critique of "salvation narratives."

>>43026218
>implying computers would have emotion for their creators and not eradicate us for being extremely inefficient and nothing but a nuisance

>>43023634

What is stopping a diversity from intercepting food tray and taking the meal?
What is stopping a diversity from fucking with the robot or knocking it off path?

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>>43027893
I can't wait to see people doing this.

>>43023970

Someone should edit this gif so it shows "OP is a faggot" key by key

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>>43028379
Retards that are easily manipulated by televised corporate indoctrination.

>>43023802

                                                                                            now

>>43024248

What is stopping people from nigging those cakes?

>>43024646
>>43024630
>>43024595
>>43024553

>the average person in the 1800s totally was a more creative and knowledgable person than people today
Yes you look around and probably see tons of fucking retards, but how do you think we got here? Human progress is always made by a small percentage of the population, the rest of the population works all the manual labor jobs, but as automation takes over those jobs, more people are doing more technical and intelligent jobs. What was todays minmum wage job is automated tomorrow, what was todays good job is tomorrow's shitty minimum wage job, and todays great job is just a good job, and the great jobs are being created and discovered as technology is.

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>>43024522

>people are getting smarter

>>43028889
Well firstly, they're not cakes. Secondly, that's in japan where there are no niggers.
Technoparadises and robotic delivery actually works in a place where there are no niggers

>>43028880
I agree with your point, but your image bigs me. 1080p and 2160p video recording are both beyond pointless in a phone camera with it's ant's-fingernail sensor, and a lens that's barely any larger.

>>43027738

They would only do that with the androids that look and act like real humans
or with robots that look cute

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>>43028811
Businesses in the states have already dealt with diversity when it comes to their vending machines by building cages around them. With robotic servers instead of having a whites only policy they'll just play classical music inside the restaurant or enforce a basic dress code.

>>43023792
>>my job is gold digging
Gonna have to start messin' with some broke niggas

My job is to test and debug electronics build by machines.
Check
>mate

>>43029555
You mean until the electronics get reliable enough that you're no longer needed?
The day you find that there's no problems in anything you test is the day you lose your job

>>43029695
I guess not

>>43028379
Bob is your uncle

http://youtu.be/JF1mThBLkRY
>my job is to
>... nevermind. ... fuck ...

>>43028379
>who will buy from Bill?
depends.
is it a gaming hammer? if so, then he could sell it at 60 bux, minimum.