>Sell me this OS
well /g/?
>>58693855
No.
>>58693855
It won't autoupdate itself to an even more botnet version.
Oh, and it's not a botnet to start with, so your dick pics are safe in (You)r computer, as they should be.
read this user manual first
So, do you called it a mainboard or motherboard?
mainboard
>>58693821
You only made this thread because you wanted to post your image, didn't you?
It's motherboard.
Hell of an image there OP.
Name one reason why consumer versions of Windows are better than Server versions
>tfw you can't
>>58693782
install macos
>>58693782
I run Windows Server 2012 R2, and I notice a lot of weird random issues that don't happen on my other win8/10 boxes. Some programs inexplicably fail to work, mainly ports of loonix freetard software.
>>58693782
They cost less
How fucked is my battery, /g/?
It shuts off at ridiculous levels (80%, 65%). When I try to turn it back on it says 0%, but when I plug it in it goes instantly to around 25%.
Oh yeah
>Samsung GS6
>>58693622
Extremely fucked
Either, try to replace it or get a new phone
>>58693659
Probably this. Tell them your battery gets really hot and your phone shocked you haha I hear they will bend over sideways, phone companies hate me!
I have less than $120 on this contract before my upgrade. This phone is literal shit. It over heats when using Snapchat (inb4 normie), melted the adhesive around both the front plate and backplate. There's dust in my front camera and my battery is bulging out which caused my back plate to bend and shatter.
So it's either keep this phone for 3-4 more months, get a burner phone to use, pay $200 to use the warranty to get a new gs6 (fuck no), or pay it off and get the lgv20
Hey /g/.
I need some help. Over the past year I've been deployed twice and its becoming a real problem having to constantly move my PC around to play games.
Would I be an idiot if I bought a laptop with a dedicated graphics card. I just looked at the prices and almost had a heart attack.
My current PC has a 4th series i5 and GTX 980. I don't know how much its worth because I've been upgrading it over the last 3-4 years but if I sold it I could probably only get a modest "gaming" laptop.
so, do you guys have any budget minded recommendations... Pic related because I would rather shoot myself than own this.
I got no recs but a couple suggestions. If it's got the specs you need it to, you have a reason for the form factor for that kind of purchase. Alternatively, look into building something yourself with a case made for easy transport. Small form factor or handles?
Depends what you play
I get by gaming just fine on my X220
>>58693615
wanna know how I know you're fat?
What's the least botnet version of Office that's still functional?
>>58693600
Do you even know what a botnet is?
>>58693600
Office 2007.
>>58693600
2013
anyone /xp/?
is it bad or is it good in 2016+1?
>>58693508
Good enough.
It's good, but no one is supporting it anymore.
>>58693508
You mean POSReady
What do you do when u hit a stump while trying to learn a programming lang?
you give up
>>58693461
Hit my head to the wall until it works?
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the British crown
>keep the metric system down
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the martians under wraps
>hold back the electric car
>keep Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
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>>58693345
>maga hat
RMS is so goddamn kawaii
As you can see, the hole for the scroll wheel in one of these is quite wide, to allow for side-scrolling.
I accidentally came on mine and a little got in. No pics cos I rushed to clean it asap, but I'm worried there might still be cum in there.
Am I fucked?
>>58693339
it's going to make g402 babies
>>58693339
I got this mouse yesterday :) Very happy with it so far
>>58693339
Stop buying edgy faggot gaymer shit
Why are java programs so comfy, /g/?
Pajeet my son
It's time to learn a better language
because you can brew yourself a cup of warm java in the time it takes a Java program to start up
>>58693109
Java is ok I guess
>he refers to the Linux operating system as "GNU/Linux"
>>58693099
>Linux is an operating system
I don't agree at all on the GNU/Linux name, it should be GNU/OpenSSL/ACL/PAM/Init system/X.org/Freedesktop/Psproc/Psmisc/a shit ton more/Linux
Anyone else here vaping?
>>58693365
vaping wax.
/g/ I have some questions
So I learned in school how to program with Java SE, Java EE (Spring Boot), PHP and Javascript.
Thing is I'm in one of the most lame school of my city. I'm getting the diploma soon and feel like I'm really underskilled and while I won't even bother talking about my PHP and Javascript skills, I really want to lear more about Java EE and SE so I a few questions I'm in need of advices.
- I learned how to use Spring Boot (poorly) but some people told me here that it was a poor choice ? What would you advice to program on Java EE ? What's the best current option ?
- Any advices on the process of learning a language ? (Teachers makes us learn the synthax and wu mostly had to do some projects to the end of the course without really learning more than that)
If I think about more questions, I'll ask them but that's all I have for the moment.
Fucking internships OP...
You're almost out of college and don't have one?
fuck sake anon, what are you doing? why did you not mention the obvious solution to your post?
>>58693113
>internships
Yeah I have to find one for the next month,that's the final step of my bachelor (before my final work (don't know how you call these in english, the final work you have to present in front of a jury)).
Is that really where you learn the most ? I'veh eard that several times but still.
>>58693165
Yes, easily. Unless you have some serious motivation to program some very interesting projects without pay to show on your resume.
Internships matter much more than your school, GPA, classes. No contest if it's a decent one.
Why do people still use crap like PHP, /g/?
>>58692887
Because it works and it's easy to use
Since it's popular It's got a shitton of libraries and stuff.
it needs many people to maintain the massive code bases that companies like wordpress and facebook have
You can't make this shit up
>>58692879
>2017
>having to placate the brain damage elite in Europe
Close it without clicking "I agree" and you have successfully escaped the botnet :^)
>>58692912
I'm not even european, I'm just browsing the uk version of the website.