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So how do you guys pronounce 'sudo'
sew dough?
soo doo?
sue doe?
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>>58932905
sudo, like judo.
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>>58932905
sudo like su do
why is it so hard for some people
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>>58932905
su-do
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>resume computer
>as soon as I login "windows defender found 6 malware and acted"
>internet slow downs to crawl (I know because I was streaming spotify on tv and it stopped)
>check windows defender history
>only thing that was there was a single txt document marked unix trojan that I allowed
>shutdown computer
>Believe Me I Believe by Anya Marina continues playing
...G-g-Guise? I thought windows didn't had those viruses anymore
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Switch to Ubuntu or something.
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>login to empty desktop
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>>58932666
Unsupported hardware
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apparently, no one is aware that Apple's Siri means crab in portuguese.
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>>58932562
Evidently, no one gives a shit
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>>58932562
Siri is my kawaii little crab!
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Ask Siri if she bubbles at the mouth in a form of anger
Why haven't you bought more RAM /g/?
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>>58932552
ram prices have doubled since 6 months ago
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Because I'm fucking poor
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>>58932552
Because my laptop came with 8gb of ram 4 years ago and its still enough. Since then, I only changed the internal hdd with an ssd and I will use this thing for another 4 years if not more.
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What if /g/ robots take all those jobs of the average human?
Can all those humans be recycled in coding, and STEM?
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>>58932161
You can probably automate a lot of "coding" tasks but many of them are repetitive as hell to begin with, and are only being done at all because code is being written in retarded languages and spergy morons like repeating things.
I don't think there's a form of intelligence that can excel at turning incoherent customer rep ramblings into logic desu.
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>>58932856
>code automation
lol nice meme
We write programs for these robots who take your jobs
Why can you stick an AM3 CPU in a AM2+ motherboard, but you can't stick an AM2 CPU in a AM3 motherboard?
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Help me, 4chan. You're my only hope!
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>>58932093
why does penis fit in vagina but vagina doesnt fit in penis.
same principle.
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>>58932169
But a vagina does fit in a penis. It's interchangable.
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How do I access and store multidimensional arrays in MIPS please help what is the equation to access the elements via memory adress from a stack base i know how to do 2d and 3rd array but what is 4d 5d and so on? Pls help plox I must traverse a k dimensional array. For any k>0
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have you tried turning it off and on again?
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The answer ... was in here, all along. [points at your chest]
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>>58932090
Wtf I thought you guys are hardcore high iq computer scientists.
>clover does not have a way to filter by op:only
Just realized this mistake, switching browsers. Fight for my soul, /g/
Webms are important
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>>58931928
Is there a chan browser that werks with new recaptcha
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Mimi is good. I used to use overchan but my phone never loaded webm's
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Overchan is pretty good
>there are people on this board who don't block ads through the hosts file
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>>58931868
enjoy the delay when loading websites
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>there are people on this board who haven't replaced is2.chan servers with i.4cdn servers through the hosts file
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>>58932140
what does that do?
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Why did the P2P revolution never come?
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>>58931759
Because most computer users (with computer I mean all kinds of computers, from desktop PCs to smartphones) are normalfags and for them
-steaming music is easier than downloading it from DC++
-steaming movies is easier than downloading them from torrent
-letting fagbook chat a whatsgoy handle communication is easier than using a chat program separate from the social network, or god forgive multiple programs because some of them are better for chat and some are better for video/voice calls
-letting blogspot/similar sites host your webpage is easier than setting up a zeronet site
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>>58931759
But it did. It serves as the one and only way for distributed applications such as for example filesharing and blockchains.
If you are referring to the current state of centralized systems and the web, its because businesses have chosen the most profitable option, not becuase the tech isn't there.
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>>58931759
Because it sucks big ol' dongle and is painful for administration.
It's big for games.
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Remember, if the government tells you "decrypt your harddrive", don't say "no I won't", say "I would like to, but I forgot the password."
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Sure, if you want to have some fun with waterboarding.
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>>58931489
better still: Don't say anything to them at all, leave that to an attorney.
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>>58931489
>"maybe laying on that board while we pour water into your airway will help you remember your password"
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So, which one, /g/?
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>>58931480
Pure microkernels are dead and buried. The only reason we still even talking about them is because they're tailor-made to make good academic research projects.
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>>58931480
the first one is obvious the way it should be.
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M O N O L I T H I C C
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"I want Stallman taken out of the picture. Understood?"
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Funny, I've always thought Stallman is a trojan horse by the jews (Israel and Intel) to ruin free software from the inside.
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*teleports behind you*
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>>58931552
>inb4 he got the sword for free
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What pages does /g/ like? I am trying to find good news articles about technology but they are all shit propaganda machines.
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>>58930865
https://news.ycombinator.com/
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>>58930881
Is this what Terry browses ?
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>>58930865
Tbh >>>/out/ and >>>/lit/ are the only other sites I bother visiting these days now that the election is over and I have all the technology I want.
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so what exactly is inside there?
what is going on there
explain it to me ...
hard mode: no windows memes
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>>58930854
No one knows, everyone who went that deep never came back.
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Run...
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>>58930854
>40GB
kek