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>be me, college student, web designer, butt load of programming experience cuz im forever alone
>fat ass sand nigger comes up as im tutoring someone
"Dude are you writing pseudo code?"
"...no im writing javascript"
"Good cuz id be really dissapointed if you were."
>this cuck proceeds to provide similar dialouge about the diffrence between java and javascript for some random fucking reason
>fast forward today
>osama bin-fat fuck comes up behind me in a extra session lab
"Im gonna kill you man!"
>without even a second guess at who this fucker come out guns a balzin
"Those are mighty big words for someone that dosent know whats gonna happen next."
>he tries to tell me nothings gonna happen. But it fucking will soon.
"Dude, I tried using switches and its fucking stupid man. Your making it way too hard.
>what the fuck is so hard about throwing a value through a switch and printing a display.
>try to be reasonable.
"Okay, well show me your code."
>his 1/10 nigger gf pulls up his code on her computer.
>literally 6 if statements and approx 100 lines long.
His gf "it dosent work!"
>well no fucking shit the code has no fucking proper santax. Its literally shit on a keyboard.
>show them my code agian and explain the diffrence between using a switch that spans approx 12 lines and 6 if statements thats 100 lines long.
"Dude thats so inefficent, any coder will tell you that my code is superior."
>really? Im trying to help this cuck out and he has a god complex going on.
>mfw he asks the teacher how to write the code and the teacher does line for line what i had.
>this fucking kid glares at me across the room.
"I code with fucking 3rd years all the time man!"
>how is this fucking relevent?
>Literally pulls this exact same shit with the teacher.
>exact fucking dialogue
"How the hell do you know this is right?"
Prof:"i teach this course.
>fucking dox me bitch
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/g/ isn't your personal diary.
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nice blog now go kill yourself
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Just tell him to fuck off, you passive aggressive bitch
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how many of you guys are mining/investing into ethereum? i just bought some today because i don't want to miss out like I did on bitcoin
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>>59193591
botnet
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>>59193781
botnets are worth $$$
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>>59193591
If it's inflationary why should I expect long term output from the coin?
Toughbook UMPC debian. BEAT THIS AUTISTS.
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Toughbook UMPC debian. BEAT THIS AUTISTS.
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So post your UMPC or shitty old hardware motherfucker. Lets get this started!!!
>>ubuntu(laggy as shit)>>freebsd(quick but no driver support)>>tinycore(wifi was autistic)>>DEBIAN
DEBIAN BEST OS. XP+++ PERFORMANCE UBUNTU USABILITY.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_LPP2Dr-So&feature=youtu.be
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http://m.wikihow.com/Recognize-Autism-Symptoms-in-Yourself
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~Bumping my own thread god damn, what happened to /g obsession with UMPCs
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Reviving old laptop with Linux.
What am I in for?
Did I choose well or did I fuck up?
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>>59193379
This is my first time using Linux since Ubuntu roughly 7 or 8 years ago (before unity)
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You should only ever be using lxde or xfce for old laptops
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>>59194308
>xfce
Looks ugly though.
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dumbphone general
considering buying a 5310, thoughts?
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I forgot about that phone. I lost mine at one stage, found it the next day in the middle of the road after it lashing rain all through the night. Still worked perfect.
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>>59193297
Holy fuck I need this thread.
I'm getting the 3310 remake in yellow when it's released unless someone gives me a better option.
Sick of my Nexus 6P. I get very easily distracted.
What's the best coolest dumb phone? Can be a meme.
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>>59193337
still totally buying the new 3310, just going for the 5310 for the time being. never owned one myself, although i've heard it's pretty good, with bluetooth and MP3 support, shit like that. plus, you can get them for just 25 bucks refurbished from the chinks
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Where is everybody going now-a-days since /g/ became censored and controlled? I heard /tech/ is pretty good
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>>59193294
I should decide what to do with my work? He really is a kike.
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>>59193294
Lainchan.
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Ok this is bullshit
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>>59193158
So block the site entirely and never browse to it again
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>>59193158
>variety.com
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>>59193162
The problem is this isn't the only site that does it.
uBlock origin has a feature to bypass this but it messes up the sites.
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Any fingertip master race mice suggestions?
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G9x gripless
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>>59193017
G502
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>fingertip grip
what other way is there to hold a mouse?
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give me one (1) reason to choose gnu/linux over macOS, from a purely software perspective
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There are none. MacOS is already perfect.
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>>59193006
you can do stuff on it other than what pineapple lets you to
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>>59193006
A repository such as AUR is easier to use and cheaper than the OSX store while maintaining a semblance of quality rather than trying to brag about "we have teh most apps xd"
In addition, gnu/linux takes fewer system resources while OSX takes dramatically more over time, so switching to GNU/linux will dramatically extend the useful life of your hardware
>watching a show on laptop with Airpods in
>have to get up and get a drink
>don't pause, just walk into other room and continue listening
>double tap airpod and ask Siri how many calories are in a glass of orange juice
>she answers then continues playback
>finish watching show and switch to connect to iphone in a matter of seconds and one button press
>start listening to music
>take a phone call on airpods while phone is in the next room
>call ends and playback continues
>double tap airpod and tell siri to skip track and send a message to my gf
>all while phone is in the other room
If this isn't the future I don't know what is
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>>59192757
>double tap airpod and ask Siri
yes yes good goy
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>>59192757
>literally things that you could do for years
I think the best bait of this post is you pointing out that playback continues after you do something
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>>59192781
>literally things that you could do for years
you couldn't do any of this for years you dimwit, you had to either have your phone in your hand or wired headphones to do any of those things
If you run linux, watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zpgQpdy_fI
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>>59192714
that's just an /fglt/ fag
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>>59192714
What if the thing i'm missing from ubuntu is the fact that I have no fun with it? I like distro hopping. Distros are free. I don't need to pay to use them. This video is faggy as shit.
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>>59192714
Tutorial for retards:
>How to choose a Linux distro
Step 1:
Skip ANY Linux
Step 2:
Go straight into macOS
>Done
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Will it be a good phone?
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>hardware keyboard
DOA
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>>59192503
>facebook toys
will it ever be worth giving a shit about
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Yes, but it's too expensive
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>THEIR IS A PIECE OF LINT UNDER MY NEW SCREEN PROTECTOR
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>not just buying mid range phones and upgrading before they can accumulate a lot of scratches
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>>59192483
Rent a clean room from Intel next time, fgt.
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Must be tough being too retarded to apply a screen protector properly.
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Raspberri Pi Zero W as a cheap piratebox? 2017-03-02 03:41:24 Post No.59192447
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Raspberri Pi Zero W as a cheap piratebox?
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Would this be a good device to convert to a piratebox that runs off a power bank. Or is it better to try the super cheap zsun SD card router or even other portable routers?
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>>59192447
The Zsun is still cheaper and better, use the Raspberry if you need GPIO ports or any raspmeme stuff
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>>59192447
It's low power so it wont have very good range. That being said it should work fine, You could even rig up a portable solar panel to power it and just leave it in your car serving files everywhere you go.
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WTF is is a piratebox, you fucking retarded faggot?
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How come the selection of 2560x1600 monitors is so shit?
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>buy nec monitor
>my rx 480 wont output display port to it
never again nec, never ever.
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>>59192403
>amd meme card
It's your own fault, faggot
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You can get 200$ Korean monitors that overclock to 120hz. Rejected apple cinema panels. No shitty ag coating.