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Which programming languages are least likely to be used by homos, posers, or pajeets? 2017-04-05 04:55:57 Post No.59753300
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Which programming languages are least likely to be used by homos, posers, or pajeets?
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Java, Java and Java.
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C++
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>Go to law firm
>You: I taught myself law online
>Firm: fuck off
>Go to a construction firm
>You: I taught myself structural engineering online
>Firm: fuck off
>Go to a hospital
>You: I taught myself medicine online
>Hospital: fuck off
>Go to software company
>You: I taught myself programming online
>Software company: You get the job!
Programmers are the only ones who keep going around claiming how "anyone can program" and they want more people to do their job so they can lower their own salaries or will put themselves out of a job and end up homeless... and they're only ones advocating that you work for free!
What kind of a retarded mindfuck is this?!
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>>59753272
>Go to law firm
>Can't prove you are adept at law in 30 minutes reliably
>If you fail at your job people got to jail or pay lots of money
>Go to construction firm
>Can't prove you're adept at engineering physics in 30 minutes
>Shit falls down on someone's head if you fuck up and someone has to take responsibility for hiring a complete idiot
>Go to hospital
>See previous points
>Go to software company
>Here you can look up stuff I made instead of looking at my diploma from a reliable university
>Usually you are just working on some commercial vanity/comfort "products"
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>>59753272
Next time you post bait, don't post stale pasta.
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>>59753272
Shit analogy because construction workers are often self taught, but if it's a union job you need to be unionized
Also lawyers have a bar exam
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Are you going to fall for the Optane™ meme?
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Since I have samsung SSDs and don't transfer data in large enough sizes, no.
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They made it compatible with only high end CPUs no? Turns out that's probably not the usergroup this would be most exciting for since they probably already have pretty dope storage in the form of ssd or nvme. I mean who buys a i7 and installs OS on a mechanical drive.
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>>59753058
>only works on core i series 7th gen CPUs
>only in 16 and 32 GB capacities
>slower than an SSD
this tech is shit for consumers, it's made for datacenters
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I stumbled upon something, because the german army wants to establish a so-called "cyber-armee", so they try to recruit people similar to US agencys and big IT companys.
They have set up a bin-file you can download and provide sha1 and md5 to check them.
what the further steps are can be read if you figure out what to do with the bin-file.
Anyone up for this? I'm not interested in working for them but I'm trying my luck.
original link https://www.bundeswehrkarriere.de/cyber-days-capture-the-flag
direkt link to bin https://www.bundeswehrkarriere.de/blueprint/servlet/blob/89928/c6f3087e5f23b02cf2c6200037f88fd6/das-qualifying--wie-gut-sind-deine-coder-skills-data.bin
sha1 60364a62350247ab2a8071fd26ee0646ac9d8bd8
md5 4101724042c4e3e2eef32cd5c294cd6a
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>>59752879
there is a shitload of .css, .js and image sources so it's probably a website?
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>>59752939
has anyone experience withnode --tls-cipher-list=val?
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>>59752879
are you really that stupid?
try$ file das-qualifying--wie-gut-sind-deine-coder-skills-data.bin
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/csg/ Chink Shit General 2017-04-05 04:14:19 Post No.59752820
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/csg/ Chink Shit General
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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon
>Discord link
https://discord.gg/zP789wR
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg
>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
>News
• Anon receives his VEITHDIA sunglasses >>59745501
• Anon has way more fun with his spinner than the fidget cube >>59747017
• Anon bought some lens covers and mounts for his camera >>59747552 >>59747579 >>59747592 >>59747620
• Anon rates Chinese NATOs >>59749114
• Zuk Z2 Pro and Doogee Shoot 1 comparison shots >>59749461 >>59749472 >>59749486 >>59749497 >>59749503 >>59749513 >>59749520 >>59749527
• Finland strikes a intergovernmental trade agreement with China >>59749848
• Anon recs these RB replicas >>59750012
• Large find of Chinese replica products, watches, sunglasses, sneakers all collected on one Yupoo page offering a middleman service >>59750577
• Anon gets his spinner, gets bored of it after a few minutes >>59750618 also received a LED light mount for a DSLR camera >>59750706
• Mint plant is showing signs of growth again >>59751061
• Anon reviews bluetooth earbuds >>59751152
• Anon is impressed by his Xiaomi Hybrids >>59751304 >>59751709
Previously >>59744698
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>>59752811
Yes. Only if you fuck around with chinky third party charger. No.
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Did anybody back up the comfy tech review videos about the BM-800? Can you re-upload them? Those were legitimately useful. RIP btw.
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Xiaomi and Oukitel are good brands? Their products explode? They are water proof?
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Hey /g/, what are some cute little laptops that you can buy for cheap on eBay? Like this little Sylvania for example.
I just love little netbooks like this, they're so tiny and useless into today's modern world but they're perfect for cuddling up next to to watch Chinese cartoons on!
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Yup sure are, useless products for useless individuals.
thinkpad x series
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>>59752858
B-But my x220t is so much fun to use anon.
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>>59752819
is that yours, or did you just find the photo somewhere?
I think you can buy acer cloudbooks on ebay for pretty cheap at the moment, but I'm not sure if that's changed since I last checked.
How can I regain my love for programming
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>>59752758
you can't
It's dead, anon.
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fight the cancer with frog memes and ironic racism.
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>>59752758
what the fuck is this?
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Firefox is the best browser 2017-04-05 04:02:25 Post No.59752655
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Firefox is the best browser
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Discuss why Firefox should be your browser
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>>59752655
> No FoxCast
Get wrecked scrub
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>>59752655
I like the logo
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>>59752655
It comes default on my distro. Also it integrates extremely well with Peppermint.
>stopped caring about technology and just bought normie shit
>life instantly got better
being into tech ruins your life
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>year and a half away from ee degree
I no longer see any beauty
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I dunno being a little into tech can be quite nice. Knowing how to set up Kodi for myself, helping friends get the most out of their computers and phones, etc. Treating it like a hobby or, worse, getting obsessed with consumerism is what sucks though.
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>>59752646
What else am I gonna care about
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The forensics report says here you had a 50GB encrypted file named "cunny.tc" on your computer. Could you explain to us what a "cunny" is, anon?
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>>59752618
we have a witness, anon. don't lie.
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>>59752618
"I'LL NEVER TELL YOU"
then it looks like we'll have to bring in an expert
>whiteboard rolls in
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>>59752685
Why has Louise de La Vallière suddenly become a meme?
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>march
>amd release crimson 17.3.1
>try to install crimson 17.3.1
>don't work
>clean with DDU
>try again
>same problem
>ok, back to 17.2.1
>april
>amd release crimson 17.4.1
>try install 17.4.1 now
>see the pic
>ok, trying to update via crimson panel
>download
>initiating installing
>progress stuck
>stop installing
>reboot
>crash everything
Now folks, don't fell for AMD meme. I done with this shit!
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>when neo-/g/ is too fucking retarded to install drivers with a program that holds your hand
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>>59752529
literally unironically kill your're selfs
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>>59752623
Installation stuck for more than 10 minutes!
Now is my fault, amdshill?
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can you touch type on your phone?
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Yes
[spoiler]No[/spoiler]
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Only if I go slowly. With speed I think I start to drag my thumbs across the screen and pick up errant inputs.
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>>59752438
Of course. It has palpable keys after all.
RICH EDITION
This thread is about the appreciation of watches, as well as the micro-engineering and materials engineering that are required to produce a fine watch.
>Required Viewing For Newbies:
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>Strap Guide:
http://pastebin.com/SwRysprE
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>>59752334
1st for nineball is a fag
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>>59752354
2nd
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>>59752164
Trust your friend
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3D Printers are technology 2017-04-05 03:37:08 Post No.59752324
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3D Printers are technology
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What is the best home 3D printer available today?
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>>59752324
You don't need a 3d printer.
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>>59752377
Is there an easier way to make dildos from the comfort of your own home?
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>>59752377
Is there an easier way to make random little knick knacks and untraceable plastic guns from the comfort of your own home?
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Biggest tech failures 2017-04-05 03:36:29 Post No.59752311
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Pic related.
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>>59752311
Whats up with the next shit on /g/ lately?
Also no, not a failure, games like doom where made on thse machines and the company later got bought by apple
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