Tell me something to do with my pc that's exciting.
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Touch a charged power supply capacitor and kill yourself
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Sex.
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>>59838635
Fill with fireworks
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>Your portfolio is impressive, anon.
>Now we just want you to do some simple-ish demos
>Do the primes 2 million 6 feet under the whiteboard.
>Fizzbuzz on the whiteboard
>Sieve of erasthothenes on the whiteboard
>Facade pattern on the whiteboard
>Oh before I forgot... here's the pen. You may now proceed
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um, actually, it's sieve of eraTOSthenes.
Sorry, I don't think I'm a good culture fit if you don't know how to pronounce toy algorithms for producing lists of primes under n.
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>>59838542
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackboard_(design_pattern) on the whiteboard
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In English please.
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Feels like Apline is going to replace Arch!
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>>59838505
ARCHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>59838505
>Feels like Apline is going to replace Arch!
arguments needed
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Is Alpine good as a desktop OS?
>language select
>default is "English (United States)"
>go to change it to United Kingdom
>US is the only option
Why not just call it "English"?
mfw
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>>59838383
Probably because it's only available in American English you fucking idiot
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>>59838391
Holy shit
Do u have any more cat in the hat memes my dude
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Because they are still two different things?
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>file patent using /g/ code
lol! thanks for the hard work guys!
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>> it gets rejected
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>file patent using /g/ code
>it goes through
>called up a month later
>its Guinness World Records
>wtf.mov
>they want to include me in 2017 worst patent
>its only January still
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>>59838317
>there's obfuscated botnet code inside
>anon gets kidnapped by russian mobsters three days later
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i'm definitely not running out of ideas ok?
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>>59838285
why is asuka sitting in a sea of noodles?
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>>59838336
i thought it was hay and the implication was that she was a pig or some other farm animal
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>>59838336
Japan.
if I install WindowsXp in a virtual machine and fuck around on the internet, what's the worst that could happen to the host OS (also a windows machine)?
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>>59838223
it could access shared network resources and nuke them
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>>59838227
no network resources here, and also I could restrict the 'outgoing' vm connection to port 80 only, just so I can browse malware sites and dick around. what can go wrong?
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>>59838223
>xp gets virus
>virus breaks out of virtualbox jail
>all data on your mainsystem including the ones external devices get encrypted or shredded
![s2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V2tBvwa.jpg "s2[1]")
why do these pieces of shit always stop working?
is there any sd card reader on this shitty earth that doesn't just randomly decide to stop working?
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>>59838206
stop buying chink crap
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>>59838216
everyone i know says- every sd reader I have ever seen has- every single sd card reader breaks
ive been through so many over the years
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>>59838216
This.
I've never had an SD card reader break.
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VISTA IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
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Vista was finished from its start. You're late, Anon.
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>>59838655
DELET
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Fuck, what will people use now? There's nothing on the market. Windows 10? It comes with cortana, which is a known RAM hog. Linux? Nobody is going to use GIMP. macOS? It doesn't have GTA V.
We lost folks, PC is over. Tablets are the future.
>compiled binaries suddenly stop matching supplied md5hash even after compiling from source manually
they;re coming for me!!!!
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Did you have the same compiler flags?
Same version of GCC?
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>5head
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>>59837829
>he thinks those hash things mean anything
Nigger, they put botnet into the hardware before the metal was even purified. You couldn't escape them even if you wrote your own compiler AND compiled it by hand on an OS that wasn't botnet (good luck getting one of those).
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Start using Windows 10
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pls don't eat me varg
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With the Creators Update there's even more reasons to use! I'm so proud of Microsoft for bringing this great update.
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>>59837794
Do you think Varg knows he's a meme?
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Fuckin bramkas, how do they work man
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Like really, what kind of nigger magic do they use
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Yeah! I need to know too
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Magnets, like wtf guys. This is so obvious.
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>>59837765
>>59837779
Same fag
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Hi I'm new to the tech scene and this board. How do I fit in /g/?
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>>59837713
>How do I fit in /g/
go to battlestation threads and find the tranny, you may fit in her
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>>59837713
kys
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>>59837713
Come back after you can fizzbuzz
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you know /g/, i've been hearing about the java virtual machine for years now. well, what i'm wondering is this: can i install the java OS on my computer? i want to try all the operating systems to practice my coding, but i cant find an iso for it. thanks for reading!
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post more makis pls
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>>59837609
Toshinou Kyouko rang. She wants her tomato costume back.
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haha
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What does Google gain from the captcha system?
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>>59837551
Free training for their AI
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>>59837551
Your browser history.
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Intelligence and information for its hungry machines and algorithms.