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>Put desk in room
>only place it will go blocks plug switch
>no problem, buy TP-Link smart plug
>next week Google Home released in UK
>OK, get one
>buy two more smart plugs
>disdain for switches
>order Xiaomi Yeelight RGBW E27 Smart LED Bulb
The botnet has creeped into my life.
Why doesn't /g/ have /home/ automation threads?
Seems like the future.
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>>59934276
>only place it will go blocks plug switch
>he turns his computer off
>he turns his computer off at the wall
Your problem started there, lad.
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>>59934276
>CONTROL YOUR HOME
>(Literally) from any smartphone or tablet.
u done goofd
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>>59934330
Yeah, I prefer bombing the power plants
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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon
>Discord link
https://discord.gg/zP789wR
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg
>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
>News
• Anon accidentally puts his Rock Zircons in the laundry machine, they sure sound clean now >>59919242
• Get your ceramic ball bearing for your autismo spinner >>59919596
• After a year of daily use anon's RUIZI battery finally croaks >>59920280
• Anon bought a €6 spinner, it spins and a fidget cube that's shit >>59921773
• Anon gets a lapel mic, powerbank LED light and earphone case >>59922094
• Anon is being autistic about the capacity of a coffee scoop >>59924918
• Anon posts his backlog of Chink shit >>59925361 a bunch of spinners of varying price and quality >>59925379 flashlight and some tools >>59925402 a clear Orico hard drive enclosure, a SQ8 dashcam >>59925426 a Kingkong 90GT FPV quadcopter >>59925451 and finally a pair of FPV goggles >>59925470 >>59925588 >>59925618 >>59925639 >>59925662 >>59925688
• Anon just got his DIY powerbank case >>59931744 >>59931763 >>59931776 >>59931788
• Anon's USB charger doesn't work right, I wouldn't trust that with any appliance >>59866065 >>59933119
Previous thread >>59917418
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>>59934255
OCD
C
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>>59934104
So, what custom firmware i can use with that router?
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Who here /Puppy Linux/, I have a seriously bad laptop so this is wonderful.
Is it a problem if I'm not really a Linux expert? I had some time on Manjaro and got a bit of knowledge but yeah.
How's this distro overall?
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>>59933809
What kind of Laptoo do you have OP?
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>>59933949
*Laptop
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>>59933809
Is debian + lxde too heavyweight?
I'd be concerned about security with a distro like this
>bored of Windows
>want to change
>fall for the Linux meme
>find out about KDE
>install Manjaro
>black screen at boot
>install Kubuntu
>it works
>finally I can try out KDE
>it's so cool
>screen starts flashing after the first reboot
>waste an entire afternoon in trying to adjust video drivers
>ruin everything
>install Mint
>same fucking problem except it's even slower
>install Open Suse
>guess what
>back to pic related
FUCK I EVEN LIKED KDE AND LINUX BUT FUCK VIDEO DRIVERS ARE NOT WORKING NEVER EVER
FUCK
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>not building an AMD hackintosh with a basic Nvidia card
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One less idiot using gnu+linux, all is good.
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>>59933805
Works on my machine :^)
But i just use cinnamon and mate
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>/g/ hates Powershell now
What happened?
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>>59933645
What are you implying.
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>>59933636
/g/ never liked powershell.
powershell is for windows.
How many people from /g/ are pn the autistm spectrum? And how does it all help with technology?
If so, could you please also list the following?
>Age
>Country
>Diagnosis
>Are you taking a technology related subject?
>If not, are you studying a STEM subject?
>How often do friends, family and teachers ask for help with technology?
I hope it wasn't too spammy~
I will post the results once I'm done with my psychology coursework!
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>>59933513
>30 year old
>Indian
>Autistic
>Software Engineer
>never
everyone hates me
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>>59933513
No one here is in the autism spectrum. You don't even know what autism is. But it's okay, no one here actually does.
You retards suffer from a severe special snowflake syndrome coupled with self imposed social isolation.
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>>59934500
That's what the
>diagnosis
part is for anon
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/g/ I need some good cyber hacking program any thoughts?
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>>59933186
A stranger from the land of Woot came to Master Foo as he was eating the morning meal with his students.
“I hear y00 are very l33t,” he said. “Pl33z teach m3 all y00 know.”
Master Foo's students looked at each other, confused by the stranger's barbarous language. Master Foo just smiled and replied: “You wish to learn the Way of Unix?”
“I want to b3 a wizard hax0r,” the stranger replied, “and 0wn ever3one's b0xen.”
“I do not teach that Way,” replied Master Foo.
The stranger grew agitated. “D00d, y00 r nothing but a p0ser,” he said. “If y00 n00 anything, y00 wud t33ch m3.”
“There is a path,” said Master Foo, “that might bring you to wisdom.” The master scribbled an IP address on a piece of paper. “Cracking this box should pose you little difficulty, as its guardians are incompetent. Return and tell me what you find.”
The stranger bowed and left. Master Foo finished his meal.
Days passed, then months. The stranger was forgotten.
Years later, the stranger from the land of Woot returned.
“Damn you!” he said, “I cracked that box, and it was easy like you said. But I got busted by the FBI and thrown in jail.”
“Good,” said Master Foo. “You are ready for the next lesson.” He scribbled an IP address on another piece of paper and handed it to the stranger.
“Are you crazy?” the stranger yelled. “After what I've been through, I'm never going to break into a computer again!”
Master Foo smiled. “Here,” he said, “is the beginning of wisdom.”
On hearing this, the stranger was enlightened.
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>>59933186
>open ms-dos
>ping IP
>???
>profit
You are now an hacker
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>>59933186
ping -t
Is there any way to snip or crop an image from a webpage, just making sure the tool itself discern whether there is a distinctive imge or not?
Like, When you use photoshop, and trying to selecting certain area, it automatically detect which part of the image is distinctive and make sure to select only that part,
Is there any tool doing like this? please gib me sum tips
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The simplest solution is to write a photoshop clone in javascript
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>>59933194
>The simplest solution is to write a photoshop clone in javascript
how is that possible?
I actually have never used Javascript :(
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>>59933210
jquery has a plug in for this
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Using twenty year old hardware is likely unfeasible to use for internet browsing, leaving offline usage as its only useful case and security becomes less of a concern. That being said, are old distros a good way to ressurrect such machines or are their video drivers too shitty to even bother trying?
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>>59932993
Pretty much any major distro's past versions will work totally fine, but if you're going to be entirely offline then you might as well use something you want rather than something you think would be better. In fact you'll probably have a better experience running Windows 2000 or 98SE on it rather than some decade-old Linux distro.
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And what exactly are you planning to do on your old, offline machine with the old distro?
Play old video games, right next to your real pc?
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>>59933074
I imagine those does not have much modability compared to linux though, I imagine the codebase for software back them was small enough to allow modifications easily. Putting some links here:
https://archive.org/details/debian_1.3.1_iso
http://archive.debian.org/debian/dists/Debian-1.3.1/
http://archive.kernel.org/centos-vault/2.1/
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Hi, g, quick question. I was wondering what are some applications that can help me with programming?
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>>59932991
The xl43tu interface
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Internet browsers with the language's manual open
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Codeacademy.
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Small laptop under 12" screen size
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Hello /g/,
could you help me, please. I'm in search for a small laptop with following requirements:
>screen <= 12"
>replaceble RAM, at least 8GB
>replaceble HDD/SSD
>replaceble battery
I will mostly use it just to connect to remote servers when on travle so CPU/GPU doesn't matter, but please no Atom CPUs.
Price doesn't matter. It should be able to run GNU/Linux.
Pic is me, since I don't have any tech relevant pics in mobile phone!
Thank you, mates!
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>>59932951
Elitebook 2170p
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>>59932962
I was searching for it, but it seems that it's not available in my country.
Do you any alternatives?
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id say an x220/x230 thinkpad, but theyre 12.5"
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How do you program an in-place algorithm using a functional language?
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>>59932921
>in-place algorithm
Why would you want that? And don't tell me for performance reasons.
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>>59932921
You don't.
You'd do that for performance reasons, but some compilers can tell if something is meant to be in-place in some situations.
However, as a general rule, if you want to have both high throughput and low latency, pure functional programming isn't a good idea anyway.
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>>59932921
Fuck off back to /tech/, this board is for the discussion of graphic cards and CPUs.
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A new episode of Lennart reimplementing functionality of classic Unix tools without understanding them. Today: rm -rf.
https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/5644
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> 21 days ago
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>going out of your way to be retarded, not knowing anything about the topic, but trying to get offended by misinterpreting discussions
Wow, you are really on the far end of the "clueless technology shill who hates things just to appear smart" spectrum. Consider suicide.
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>>59933016
Are you quoting your own post?
systemd/LLVM is the future. Why don't you want to ditch GNU and embrace the dragon, /g/?
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fpbp
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What is LLVM? quick rundown pls
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>The LLVM compiler infrastructure project (formerly Low Level Virtual Machine) is a "collection of modular and reusable compiler and toolchain technologies"[3] used to develop compiler front ends and back ends.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LLVM
>Clang /ˈklæŋ/[4] is a compiler front end for the programming languages C, C++, Objective-C, Objective-C++, OpenMP,[5] OpenCL, and CUDA. It uses LLVM as its back end and has been part of the LLVM release cycle since LLVM 2.6.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clang
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GPD Pocket review (7" laptop)
The guys says it has an SSD, but it's actually an Emmc.
>intel atom z8750 quad core
>8gb ram
>128gb emmc
However, looks like a neat device.
Would you buy it? It's $450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjFiJb6TERw
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it's shit, fuck off, no thanks
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Why the shit would I need a laptop that's barely bigger than my dick?
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>it craps itself when running minecraft
Great "laptop" you got there mate