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haters gonna hate
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/php.html
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>>60126145
Yeah, they fixed a lot of problems in the Zend Engine when they upgraded to the version number that comes after 5, which — according to the PHP core devs — is 7.
They won't be able to fix the language itself and its standard library which is beyond saving.
Not as long as the core devs are split into pro FP / pro OOP / pro procedural groups which vote down nearly every single proposal that's made by one of the other groups, at least.
And even then we'll be stuck with faggot retards who keep running PHP 5.3 even today, which is like 8 years old and got its last security fixes 3 years ago and its last bugfixes 4 years ago.
God damn I hate PHP and the people who keep it relevant by using it.
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>>60126514
>won't be able to fix the language itself
i feel like it's intentionally byzantine to make it difficult to rewrite programs in any other language, thus providing job security for php devs and making sure they have a hard time switching to any other language
>God damn I hate PHP and the people who keep it relevant by using it.
meh. What else do you really have for web scripting? Ruby and Python are just worse PHP in a fancier box. Javascript is, well, Javascript.
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>>60126655
>What else do you really have for web scripting
Java or C#. At least when you have automatic recompiling.
WOW
so this is the power of intel
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>>60126137
You mean Jewtel?
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>>60126137
>windows 7
>kaby lake
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>>60126137
You're supposed to buy your cherrypicked delidded CPU online, noob.
I hate computer stuff
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dumb faillen angel
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>>60125952
Well your in the right board buddy
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wtf I hate computer stuff now
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If I put an hard disk in a pocket, the capacity increases or decreases?
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>>60125766
it goes into a superposition of infinitive capacity.
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>>60125766
did you try to install Gentoo on it?
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>>60125766
Don't drop this
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Which random Linux Distro should I try next? I've used all of the major ones and several of the minor ones. Looking for something new to try.
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why bother they're all the same garbage with a slightly different package manager
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>>60125733
How do you live? How do you continue to live without absolutely any hope?
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>>60125751
I use macOS
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My dad was gonna throw his old laptop away, I decided to keep it.. Maybe mess around with it, do some projects. It's got a decent video card, 8gb of ram, 1080p
At the same time, it's on its last metaphorical legs, really. Battery can barely hold a charge, two of the keys aren't working and neither is the internal WiFi card nor the DVD drive.
What do, /g/?
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>>60125690
Install gentoo on it!
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go to a nearby computer store and get it fixed, I don't know how people can be heartless enough to throw away computers that served you for years
worse than scum in my eyes
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>>60125702
>holding onto old broken shit
>muh sentimental value
Try to convert this image into the original audio.
I know you can't.
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>>60125612
Nice try FBI.
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I hope this is a rickroll
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plot twist: I don't even want to
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Why is there no Pong! on Ubuntu? 2017-04-29 10:58:49 Post No.60125522
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Why is there no Pong! on Ubuntu?
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Runsudo apt-get install pong
Get:E: Unable to locate package pong
Seriously, why nobody wrote Pong?
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sudo apt install pong2
There you go
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>>60125522
http://packages.ubuntu.com/zesty/pong2
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>>60125571
That's 3D pong playing against a WALL
I don't want that shit
I want the old, retro, black and white pong like in the picture
How fucking hard can it get?
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Why the fuck doesn't this work?
Trying to install jmeter (performance testing tool) on a vagrant centos box and I get a 'no log4j2' error.
I'm using the following vagrant file script that the box executes, would anyone know why this error would occur? I'm not building any java application.
$script = <<-SCRIPT
sudo yum check-update
sudo yum -y install wget
sudo yum -y install java-1.8.0-openjdk
cd /opt
sudo wget http://mirror.ventraip.net.au/apache//jmeter/binaries/apache-jmeter-3.2.tgz && sudo tar -xvzf apache-jmeter-3.2.tgz && sudo rm apache-jmeter-3.2.tgz
cd /opt/apache-jmeter-3.2/lib/ext
sudo wget https://repo1.maven.org/maven2/kg/apc/jmeter-plugins-manager/0.10/jmeter-plugins-manager-0.10.jar && sudo java -cp jmeter-plugins-manager-0.10.jar org.jmeterplugins.repository.PluginManagerCMDInstaller && sudo wget http://search.maven.org/remotecontent\?filepath\=kg/apc/cmdrunner/2.0/cmdrunner-2.0.jar -O ../cmdrunner-2.0.jar
cd /opt/apache-jmeter-3.2/bin
./PluginsManagerCMD.sh install jpgc-graphs-basic,jpgc-graphs-additional,jpgc-sense,jpgc-graphs-composite,jpgc-functions,jpgc-casutg,jpgc-dbmon,jpgc-graphs-dist,jpgc-dummy,jmeter-ftp,jpgc-ffw,jmeter-http,jpgc-fifo,jmeter-jdbc,jmeter-jms,jmeter-core,jpgc-json,jmeter-junit,jmeter-java,jmeter-ldap,jmeter-mail,jmeter-mongodb,jmeter-native,jpgc-perfmon,jpgc-plugins-manager,jmeter-tcp,jpgc-tst,jmeter-components,jpgc-xml,jpgc-standard
jmeter=$PATH:/opt/apache-jmeter-3.2/bin
SCRIPT
config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $script
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>>60125451
Duh
Install gentoo
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>>60125451
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full error below -ERROR StatusLogger No log4j2 configuration file found. Using default configuration: logging only errors to the console. Set system property 'org.apache.logging.log4j.simplelog.StatusLogger.level' to TRACE to show Log4j2 internal initialization logging.
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>>60125462
Need to install it on a centos/redhat system
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I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS 10 REEEEEEE ITS SO ANNOYING AND SHITTY EVERYTHING IS MEANT TO LOOK SLICK AND MINIMALIST BUT I CANT FIND ANY OF THE OPTIONS I NEED TO FORMAT DOCUMENTS THEY JUST ARENT THEREEEEE
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HOW DO I LOCATE THE SOURCE CODE OF A WORD DOCUMENT. I NEED IT. BILL GATES GAVE ME SUICIDAL IDEATION.
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Apple Macbook doesn't have this problem.
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>>60125337
You wanna buy me one?
Would making small FOS games for Linux in C get me hired?
I'm talking like:
> Pong (1972)
> Breakout (1976)
> Space Invaders (1978)
> Asteroids (1979)
> Sokoban (1981)
> Frogger (1981)
> Donkey Kong (1981)
> Pac-Man (1982)
> Pole-Position (1982)
> Bomberman (1983)
> Super Mario Bros (1985)
> Tetris (1988)
> Solitaire (1990)
> Puzzle Bobble (1994)
> Snake (1997, Nokia)
> Bejeweled(2001)
Eastern Yurop poorfag here, I wanna do anything that will lead me in career
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>>60124964
I would use SDL2 btw. Then maybe add chipmunk for physics in later projects.
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What do you mean by hired?
I highly doubt companies will want to hire you just for that.
However, it shows that you are motivated to learn and code on your own which is something all companies want from their programmers. It's definitely a nice addition to your resume.
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>>60124964
see
>>60125010
It's a nice addition and can definitely give you an edge if it's related to what you'd be doing in your position.
In most IT related jobs, C skills are a nice plus. Unless webdesign where tha javascript monkeys reside.
What pieces of tech are the mythical so called "pussy magnets"?
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The newest iPhone you can find
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motorcycles
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>>60124934
Before you try and answer this question, the first thing you need to understand is that technology is a spectrum.
what anti virus do i need for windows server 2012 /g/
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why is your server in threat of getting viruses
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>>60124890
Symantec endpoint, or kaspersky, VM everything, sandboxie everything else!
daily run an ioc scanner like loki
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>>60124890
NOD32 Server Edition
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How did bulldozer do this? 2017-04-29 09:11:46 Post No.60124692
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How did bulldozer do this?
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What made the shitty bulldozer good enough to reach 8400mhz on ln2?
Why can't other processors come even close?
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>>60124692
cherry picked chips
32nm transistors are less fragile
retarded marketing tactics to appeal to idiots who think that frequency means everything, same idea that intel had back in the p4 days
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>>60124707
I mean technically if you had a bulldozer running at that fucking frequency it would be far better than any intel cpu approaching that price
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>>60124707
How good of a measurement is clock frequency nowadays? I mean a CPU has so many more specific instructions, dedicated circuits etc. nowadays, how do you compare it to older models like the Pentium chips?
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Should I learn C or C++ first? I know they are basically different but share similarities.
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C# if you have a real work
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>>60124559
> I know they are basically different but share similarities
Learn Lua or Python.
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>>60124559
Java