dad bod general

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>>35996121

>anyone else sick of cyclical normie memes
I bet you got sick of the man bun shit last year too

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>>35996131

>>35996121

its just their socialization talking.


as soon as they actually come into contact with a man of zyzz-like stature instinct will kick in and they will get wet.

2014 called. It wants its meme back

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>Tfw dad bod.
>Tfw i get laid left and right for my dad bod without ever working out

I remember that original article, it basically boiled down to "I want to be the better looking one in the relationship, I don't want to have to try and reach his level they should already be below me".

Also, look at the girls making these posts, pretty flabby/uggo themselves.

>>35996155
This. Normies only interact in ways that will safely boost their social status. "Preferring" dad bod DYELS makes them appear humble, non-superficial and unique at the same time.

post example of dad bod

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>>35996214

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>>35996131
>>35996121
>>35996146


>what i shout into the abyss that is social media accurately reflects my true self and not the image i am trying to project.

Advertisement is not truth, friends.

fatties go for fatties

In other news the sky is still blue

>>35996155
> zyzz stature

Dad body is a bad joke, but believing that a bodybuilding unnatural shape is atractive for females is a even worser joke.
All they want is a healthy handsome ottermode/bear with confidence, that is all.

>>35996297
>even worser

>>35996297
>Worser

>>35996297
WOOORSAAAAAUR

>>35996195

Yes. This. Women want an excuse to let them selves go.

>>35996304
>>35996313
> mad aesthetic manlet crew is mad

My english may be bad but I get more pussy than you

>>35996252
>2 examples of dad bod

you'd think zach would be able to get more muscle

>>35996347
>insulting someone over not getting laid because he doesnt know how to speak english.
I bet your indian with a 4 inch penis. Fuck off.

>>35996347
>The amount of pussy i claim to get makes me better than you.
You're the worstester

>>35996372
>>35996347
>>35996327
>>35996304
>>35996297
WORSERESTNESS

>>35996252
god damn that torso to arm ratio is always what grosses me out the most
its like a fucking snowman

>every guy has the dad bod at my gym
It's so awful they all have huge guts, with big arms/chest from every day being curl + bench day.

Worst part is they all wear weight lifting belts or back support belts with gloves.

>>35996466
Fucking this

>>35996121
link to the actual facebook post?

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>>35996396

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All these women pretending to love the dadbod look meh at best tb'h. Mediocre people congratulate each other.

>le dad bod tattoos and a beard XD

disgusting

>>35996121

ITT: fox and grapes

>>35996759
>Mediocre people congratulate each other.
Fucking this m8

>she drools over built guys while walking around with her dad-bod having beta provider
>shes imagining built guy when shes having sex with dad bod provider
>she masturbates to built guy while dad bod pays the bills

The ones that claim they want a dad bod usually aren't the ones you want anyway senpai.

They aren't /fit/ because /fit/ grills appreciate what goes into being /fit/

>>35996121
>>35996131
>fat women with shit taste

gee Im very concerned

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grill here

I think the "dad bod" that most women refer to is fucking disgusting

The real "dad bod" that works is a man with muscle who has that Russian weightlifting fat on top and looks like hot gay bear that actually eats pussy and is taller than 6'2'', not that wimpy skinnyfat bullshit I seen.

>>35996977
>im a grilllllll loooook at meeeeeeeeeee

dadbod =/= bearmode you attention skankwhore

>>35996977
Fuck you. 6ft and wanted to be bearmode but now you kill my dreams

>>35996194

>lies we tell people on the internet

>>35996977
This pretty much. Actual "dad bod" is strong fat or bear mode, which a lot of women like. Not a skinnyfat 22 year old with the body of a lazy middle aged man.

>35996977
>grill here
Not even with a you desu senpai

>>35996977
>man with muscle who has that Russian weightlifting fat on top and looks like hot gay bear that actually eats pussy and is taller than 6'2''

e.g. like 1% of the population

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>>35996759
>haha ferrari is so overrated and unlikely goals lol

>ill stick with my toyota camry lol im different

fucking women are hypocrite as fuck they will pick this mexican guy over any dadbod type even if she was raised by /pol/

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hello ladies.............

>>35996121

/fit/ made the thedadbod to troll dipshits just like that thigh gap meme, honestly you should be happy this shit just confirms that they are sheep that wont admit what they truly want.

>>35996121
This trend died last year

Some women just want men who are as pathetic and doughy as they are

Oh well, there's more important things to worry about

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>>35996252
And you see how much his wife respects him looking like that

>>35998122
dad bod should be built fat but 74" tall bear mode? might as well expect us to be brad pitt in fight club or edward norton in american history x. at least that is obtainable naturally

>>35999372

C U C K !
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>>35999372
jesus, that vicious public cucking

>>35996977
This. Dad bod doesn't refer to actual dad bod, it refers to bears.

>>35996759
The person you seek is a mirror image of your own self esteem and respect. If you think you want dad bod, then that means you just don't want to be judged for your own appearance.

Any normal person would balance physical and personal attractiveness 50/50.

>>36001189
Dude who makes these must be the most pathetic man alive

>>35999372
Holy shit

>>35999372
This has to be fake holy shiiit ouuuuchhh

>>35996121
No, quit getting upset over trivial shit fuccboi

>>36001570

It's real, but the consensus is that she meant to say "she definitely would, fuck you" but forgot the comma.

This is how fit girls feel about guys being into "curvy" girls, isn't it?

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>>36001640
>forgot

>>35996146
>>35996131
>>35996121
>actually falling for facebook/internet memebullshit
NOBODY likes dad bod, no fucking body, if you give the option to have sex with a 10/10 man or a dad bod faggot most women will go with the 10/10 man, but it's not pc to be hones--- err I mean to not be body positive on the internet :)

>>36001640
>o-oh honey please, It was a typo you know I would never cheat on you wink wink

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>>35996121
>look guys we're not superficial at all
Why are women lying to themselves?

>>35996121
Is this meme still happening? I thought based Dom shut it down.

>>36001774
>women
>honest

lel

>>35996194
here is your (you)

>>35996252
Effron became so fucking hot. I want him.

>>36001189
This was so incredibly poorly done that I laughed hilariously.
..Also because it's accurate.

>>35996736
The fuck is wrong with that bottle?

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>>35996736