YOU HAVE. EXACTLY. 10 minutes. TO TALK ME OUT OF going to the

Do it fatass.

you think it'll be delicious but you'll feel physically sick afterwards

that meal sounds dank af t h o t b h f a m

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Why the fuck do we care if you keep being a stupid fat fuck?
>Hint: We don't.

Do it for yourself or don't do it at all you stupid fuck.

Nobody here cares if you make it or not bro, that's up to you. Do it, I promise nobody will laugh at your fat ass the rest of your life and you'll be be able to find a gf.

>>35991660

my mum came home with pizza and kfc. she even got tendies too. I reeee'd in excitement.

Just go, do it, and don't ever come back here.

If anyone can stop you, it's yourself.

>4 big macs

Shit, son, if I eat two McD's sandwiches, even the small ones, I feel like I'm biting on a bag of salt halfway through the second one.

Why the fuck would anyone want to do this to oneself.

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>Happy Valentines Day, bf... :3

Hi op. Im doing a cleanse detox atm. Im beginning day three and I really want real food right now. Dont do it... Youll be happy tomorrow that you didnt. Just mope and be proud you said no. Its been two days a ive lost two pounds. Preez dont give up.

/end.

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>>35991660

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>>35991660
Look at pic related and think anon.

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>>35991660
Do it fat fuck, you don't want to be fit anyway.

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>Anon I think I... I... I L-love you...

Natural selection. Thank you for the indirect inspiration op.

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>Anon your story about losing weight and getting fit is inspiring! You're so driven...

>>35991660
No one gives a single fucking shit what you do mate

y-you can do it, anon-kun... i... I BELIEVE IN YOU

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>Here have a bite of my cake anon, ONLY ONE THO!!! Don't go getting fat again LOL!! :3

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>you could have the decency to give me a reach around when you're fucking my ass, bro

2 big macs - 1000cal
40 nuggets - 2000cal
largwe fries - 500cal

3500cal it is 1 and 1/2 days of your daily income. 2 days if you are cutting. So in 2 fuckin days you can back where you started (or even have less weight if you will exercise)
You will never make. Not because of the McD, but because you are dumb as fuck with no self control

It's been 10 minutes. Rest in peace, OP.

Maybe share pics of your meal while you eat it.

>>35991660

How fat are you that you're even capable of eating all of that?

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>>35991716
>>35991712
>>35991699
>>35991740
>>35991726
g-go away

>>35991766
yeah i've never understood the mcdonalds ting

i can barely eat a whole big mac

>>35991779
Then you need to go see a doctor

>>35991779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

>>35991779
Thank you skeleton!

>>35991748
>1 1/2 days
this is under my maintenance. and I'm bulking so I'm at ~3900 kcals daily. double edged sword.

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OP here, I ain't going to do it.

I'm going to drink a bunch of water, some tea, take a steaming hot shower, and try to get to sleep.

Thanks bros.

because youll regret it 10 seconds afterwards.

>>35991704
>which will give out first, OP's heart from the cholesterol laden arteries finally sealing shut or his brain, from the aneurysm finally rupturing from all the hypertension induced from the salt?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Also no one cares op, if you want to be a fat just like 70% of the US I could give a fuck. Just know that I will be friendly with you in public but behind that smile I actually hate everything that you are and think society would be better off if we gassed you with the rest of the degenerates.

>>35991779
thank u mr skeltal

>>35991812
If you ever want to dump your load up any of their asses then you need to stick with the fucking program. Anyway night time hunger is the absolute easiest to ignore, just chug water and two benadryl. The hunger goes away from the water and you fall asleep before you realize you're hungry again.

>not just getting a crispy chicken bacon deluxe for ~500cal and calling it a day

Best tasting thing on their menu and it isn't absolutely horrible for you.

>>35991740
under fucking rated

>>35993067
>not just eating 4k sodium out of ~500 cals and calling it a day

fucking hell m8, if you wanna die that badly just go jump faggot

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just fucking do it

>>35991660
i ain't convincing you shit nigga, get fat fatty.

That's nothing OP.

>double Big mac
>20 nuggets
>double quarter pounder
>3 large fries
>3 junior chicken
>3 mcdoubles

All eaten in one sitting. Sometimes a muffin or a small oreo mcflurry if I'm feeling cheeky

McDonalds hangovers are the worst, disgusting bloat and severe dehydration

>>35993095
NO

FUCK

FUUUUUUCK

I STILL HAVE 5 WEEKS LEFT ON MY CUT

>>35991660
I recently had a meal from McD
Honestly the big mac was shit. I had a mcdouble before and it was just way better taste wise. The big mac was simply bland. nuggets are OK if they're hot but as soon as they're just warm you can taste that it has nothing to do with chicken at all.

>>35991660
officially not going to make it

might as well kill yourself right now

>>35993140
?
When I'm off that shit after 2 weeks I don't even bend an eye.
Do you have craving all day every day and flip out from a simple picture like that? Must be hard to cut for you.

If you need to be talked out of not eating shit, you're confirmed never going to make it. Ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yey2L1wjU1Q

this is your future, op

Eat it and kill yourself afterwards for having no discipline. Nobody gives a shit whether you achieve your goal or not, we already assumed you're not going to.

>>35993095
I can't even make myself eat shit like that when I'm bulking.

>>35993160
BS. Only DYELs who recently started lifting think you need to eat clean 100% of the time to make it.
Almost everyone, including people who make a living out of their body, has a cheat meal once in a while.

Do it you fat discusting neck beard

>>35993197

why

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Suffer the pain of discipline today and reap the rewards, OR suffer the pain of regret later and have it last the rest of your fatty days

>>35993229
It's unhealthy.

>>35993269

what exactly is not healthy there?

>>35991660
You're not gonna make it if you do go to mcd

>>35993276
Everything.

>>35991660
Have you ever done no-fap? Well an analogy I'll give you is that when you want to fap it feels like the best pleasure ever, but when you do, suddenly it all disappears, and the guilt you feel lasts weeks, not a few minutes like the taste does.

The same will happen to you. You may enjoy your meal, but after you're done with it you will be tormented by how you broke your promise for weeks on weeks. You will have doubts about your cuts, your success, and so on.

Trust me. Go about this successfully, and when your cut is complete and you look beautiful you will be so proud of yourself. And unlike the pleasure of eating, which lasts for 5 mins, the guilt of failing your promise, which lasts for weeks, the pleasure of succeeding will last years.

>>35993303
No discipline = never going to make it.

>>35993314

troll

>>35991660
Do it fatty

>>35993317
We don't all taste our own semen anon.

>>35991685
Top fucking moms bro she a keeper

>>35993413
FUCK didn't mean to phrase it like that

By this point I can only assume that you've eaten your maccas by now. Good job messing that up, you must be just sooooooo damn proud of yourself right now. Because no one else on this board cares.
You didn't actually think any of us care whether you make your cut. Much less care if you actually make it.
It's your body and you can do whatever you're capable of doing to it.
You think we're phased by this shit? Why would we care? We don't know you. You're not important to us.
You may as well be a piece of chaff cast to the wind.

The same goes for me too. No one on this board knows or even cares about me. I'm a wave tossed in the ocean.

No one's going to remember this thread a hundred years from now. Hell what's the chance you're even going to see this?

You think this thread mattered? You're a failure OP. You're not going to influence anyone. You didn't change anything. Soon enough you'll be forgotten and this will all be for naught.
You're weak. You had your chance and you blew it. And the only person who will ever be affected by this decision is you.

>>35991660
nope, fuck off and eat there you fat bastard, why the fuck should we care? Just keep getting fatter and bitch about those who have control and self restraint to eat clean food.

sucks being you, you fat cunt

>>35991812

I love that pic. Queen whore in the middle going bare ass like the attention whore she is.

take a (shirtless) look into the mirror.

>>35991660
Do it, I do all the time.
Just lift and do some cardio.

>>35991812
i would like to put things in their bottoms

>>35991660
Dude I eat at Mc Donalds a few times monthly even now as I'm losing weight but I moderate it. I just get the jalapeno double, small fries and a diet drink. I round that meal to about 700-800 calories. I'm still losing weight, seeing gains and my cardio endurance (8 count bodybuilders) keep increasing. I managed to do 150 yesterday and am going for 200 next week.

>>35991660
If you do it then you're never have the body you want. But then it might just e better to learn to love what you have. Fat beta males can get sex too just be open and affectionate with people and reject negative judgement.

>>35993836
Third from the left as well. The others are just pussies.

>>35991672
/thread, seriously, we know you're not gonna make it, why try?

When you're really feeling the temptations, just have a day at maintenance You aren't taking a step back, you're just taking an extra day to get to your goal. But it beats eating whatever you want for a day and going back a week or two

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>>35991660
Go to Five Guys instead. Get a bacon cheeseburger, cajun fries, and a bottled water.

>>35994384
>bottled water
>drinking the xenojew

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>>35991660
If you don't I will you fucking pussy. And then after a day of nothing but shitting, I will hit the gym like CT Fletcher and feel good about myself.

>>35991660
Did this literally an hour ago except 1 double quarter pounder, 1 large fries, now feel sick

4/10 will probably do again in another month or 2

>2016
>Having so little self-control and discipline
>SHIGGERY DIGGERY DOO

Sweet sweet albacore tuna spread in Boston baby leaves, with your favorite deli sliced cheese.

Throw on a tiny bit of mayo, you aren't Jesus.

>>35995393
Did I forget the onions?

Onions... & garlic.

>>35991660
>>No apple pie
>>No happy meal

You're a faggot