what to do with eggs they taste like shite

Drink protein shake

Have you tried eating them?

I like to eat them.

>>35982869
I mix scrambled eggs with cottage cheese.

Bit of pepper, bit of cheese, maybe some onion/green onion, even some chicken. Basically learn how to cook, faggot.

butter salt pepper and hot sauce

>>35982869
omellete with thyme
nigga mmmhh

Make a spanish omlette famillio, don't eat them solo

Ketchup/hotsauce?

>>35982905

americuck pls go and stay go

>>35982876
>shit added to shit tastes okay

okay friend

>>35982895
Yea, nice and simple so you dont add any excess sugar like this.

>>35982917
How is cottage cheese shit? God tier food.

Must suck to hate eggs, goddamn I love them.
I could eat them with no seasoning, so just salt added to almost anything added and I love them.
Do you like hard boiled eggs? Try with Tabasco or your favorite hot sauce on them. GOAT

>>35982869

>cook eggs
>put in mouth
>chew
>swallow

>>35982917
>>35982869

>taste

Just go have some cake. It tastes good and has eggs

>>35982869
>Eating egg whites for taste and not just the protein content

Sorry, bro. The lab results just came back. It says "you're not going to make it".

I'll tell your mum after I'm done laying my seeds.

>>35982937
>Tastes worse than boiled fish heads left in the dune sea for 3 days
>Has 750mg of sodium per 100 calorie serving.
Nigga, please.

did you pay money at a restaurant for eggs and bread...?

>>35982869
You have shit taste, OP.

>>35982869
scrambled tofu is better

>2 egg omelette
>small amount of milk in it
>with smoked salmon
>small amount of cream cheese
>red onions
>capers
I fucking love eggs in the morning. Every morning, put on the coffee, take a shower, make my morning eggs. It just all feels right.

>>35983245
fucking estrogen-gargling C U C K

>>35982869
every 3 eggs add 1/4 of an onions and 1 tomato and some oregano and you'll be fine

>>35983265
bruh that sounds delicious

Try any combination of the following:

1. Lots of salt & pepper.
2. Grate a little sharp cheddar over them right when they're done cooking.
3. Hot sauce.
4. Cook with a little minced scallion.

>>35982869
whys your food in a cardboard box?

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>there are people who skip eating the yolk
Never gonna make it

>>35983265
I just ate, now I'm hungry all over again.

>>35983525
>muh egg whites
Yolk eating masterrace reporting.
Anyone who makes an egg white omelette should be culled right along with the vegan scum.

>>35983634
Wasting the best tasting and best for you part

>>35982869
if your eggs look anything like that, they are overcooked. if you salt them, do it after they cook.

soy sauce breh

man I don't get why people hate eggs, my gf fucking hates eating it

but i eat hardboiled eggs as snacks just with salt and pepper. This was before I even started working out too

You just suck at prepping them desu senpai.

Mix 3 eggs with a little half&half before you scramble them, put a tablespoon of butter in the pan first, cook on low heat.

Put a couple pieces of bread in the toaster. Use some garlic salt on the eggs. Finish cooking eggs, put them on the plate just before they are done cooking (they will cook a little bit with the residual heat). If the eggs have completely dried out in the pan before you remove them, they will taste like shit.

Put a tablespoon or two of cream cheese on your toast, prepare a couple of half egg sandwiches, sprinkle shredded cheddar cheese on top. DELISH

>>35982926

Yeah, you wouldn't want any unhealthy sugar with your butter and eggs

>>35985921
>implying butter and eggs are unhealthy

nice 1970s momscience

fried in a bit of butter with pepper and vegeta type 'salt' (its mostly salt anyway, adds a bit of flavour)
but the best egg scramble is made like
https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0
tho i used regular cream instead of creme fraiche

Is it necessity to make your own food? I try to avoid fast food but every time I make food it taste like shit what do?

>>35983191
when will this "muh sodium" meme stop? srsly who the fuck would care about sodium? drink water nigger thats all

>>35986284
>Look up recipes online.
>Follow recipe.
>If good bookmark it.
>If shit try new.
>Rinse repeat until you hopefully develop some cooking skill.
It's not a necessity but it's a huge disadvantage being unable to make own food when trying to be fit.

>>35982869
Put cheese in them and mix then in your grits, which also have cheese. Bonus point for adding meat and especially liver pudding.

Omelette
2 eggs
1/2 heavy cream

Beat the eggs and cream adding air making them fluffy
Melt butter on a pan put mixture in and cook for a few min only fold it up and enjoy

They taste better the restaurant eggs

>>35982869
>eggs
>Taste like shit
wtf even kids who are the pickiest little shits have eggs. Did your uncle molest you or something?

>>35986310
It is bad for your heart

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>>35982869
I'd recommend you stop shitting on your eggs. Their taste will drastically improve.

>>35986341
Fugg meng now I gotta go bobby flay

>>35982869
Smother in ketchup or hot sauce

Add some creme fraiche

>>35982869
>put a little milk before you whisk it
>whisk it well
>tiny bit of real butter in pan
>cook on medium heat
>pull off heat while still slightly runny
>pinch of sea salt
>super good flavor
If your eggs are not a TINY bit runny(wet) or are rubbery, they are over cooked.

>>35982869
Okay you faggot, since you don't like gods given gift to the world of fucking lifting weights, here's what you do

>get some fucking bell peppers
>chop those fuckers up
>throw that shit in a tupperware bowl
>slice up some onion
>throw that shit in there too
>if you want, add mushrooms too, not too many, dice them
>shake that shit like your dad shook you as a child
>dump it in the pan with your 24 eggs
>cook the fuck out of it
>toss a smidge of black pepper in there, not too much, autismo
>dump that shit on a plate and gently coat it with some hot sauce like your uncle did to your mom

there, faggot. Now EAT BIG OR STAY SMALL

>>35986310
>muh sodium
>super bad for your blood pressure
>fuck up your walls of your blood vessel
>holds water
>dehydrates you
>2300mg recommended daily. 1/3 of that in ONE serving
>just because it's cumulative effects are not bad when I'm a teenager means it doesn't matter
you'll learn once you're over 20.

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>>35982869
Slather them in sriracha and chase em down with whole milk

>>35986485
Oh yeah...You gonna deglaze that pan?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIGOscPtl4
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RnD5tLp-W6A