/Fit/, how do I dance in clubs and bars? My girlfriend, her friend

>>35981926
dance like zyzz,

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>>35981926
Ive never danced at a bar but just do some zyzz shit at clubs. Looks better than what most plebians do there. Especially if you've got a bit of gains.

This guy does a pretty good tutorial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aocyR_QshQ0

>>35981926
Best thing to do is ask your gf how you should dance.

I went with mine to some clubs along with friends. Told her I'd never been and asked how I should dance there. She said grinding mostly and we practiced some. Got many boners.

Bob up and down while mimicking old reloading animations

>>35981941
>>35981969
>35981969

uh lol no thanks, I don't want people to think i am gay. thanks though.

>>35982028
>op
>>>/reddit/

>>35982028
lmfao guess how i know you're fat :^)

>>35982026
i remember that thread

lolwut? just get drunk and dance. dgaf about what other people think and have fun. you already have a gf so you have nothing to lose, and if you're having fun and being confident thats a crazy turn on even if you dance like the whitest man alive. shits always worked for me

>>35981941
I'm not big enough :'(

>>35981969
Eh, I don't mind fitting in with the plebs. With 2 moderately attractive chicks, I'm beating them anyway.

>>35982014
I just asked. She's gonna "teach" me. I think I'm in, breh.

>>35982026
I remember this greentext! But, I think CoD animations might get a bit hectic...

>>35982028
Fuck off, redditfag. You ain't me. Get out of my thread.

>>35982033
Yeah, whoever this fag pretending to be me (the OP) he needs to fuck off.

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>>35982099
> already have a gf
> nothing to lose

son.

left, right, left, right

>>35981926
Two step. Also, always, ALWAYS have a drink in your hand. You hear some good shit or everyone else gets rowdy for somd song, you lift your glass and act just play it cool.

Pro tip(also for virgins who can't talk to girls): spot someone who can't dance and start a conversation where you pick on them and imitate their moves, thus distracting anyone from ever knowing all you're doing is two stepping.

Finish your drink, head to bar and reload.

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>>35982144
>Two step. Also, always, ALWAYS have a drink in your hand

The fuck? This sounds so fucking autistic.

>>35982099
I guess I'm just kinda lost as to how to dance. I only just hit legal drinking age, and was a bit of a shut in before that. All the bars I go to are the sorts of places that nobody really dances at, so this is new to me.

I guess I'll just pretend to be drunk if somebody says I dance like shit, and do some sort of bobbing thing with Zyzz stuff interspaced throughout.

It's the looking confident part I'm worried about.

>>35982133
Eh, she expects me to sit in a corner and do nothing, so I kinda wanted to wow her by getting up and dancing with her. I'm not worried about losing her, since (not to sound too beta level sappy) we're in love, and I think there's more to it than just that.

>>35982144
I feel like this could backfire if I drop glass on the floor. I may try the virgin trick, though, since I'll be with my gf, her friend (who is actually pretty cool) and possibly another dude (who is flaky as fuck and probably won't come) so convos will be possible. And I could probably just bob next to them and more or less fit in.

>>35982196
I feel like it really depends on where you are and how you do it.

>>35982257
I feel like >>35982144
is fucking trolling hard.

My sugestion is still go zyzz if youve got the confidence for it

>>35982196
Don't listen to this virgin Mary. If you're at a club then heed my advice. If it's a bar scene, it might be less crowded and harder to get away with.

Otherwise, just take the other bro's advice and just get hammered till you no longer give fucks. I believe in you.

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>>35982296
>Says I'm trolling
>tells you to zyzz dance like you're at a festival back in 2008
>mfw

>>35982296
>>35982323
>>35982348
I'm thinking the confusion is stemming from the type of venue. It'll be a bar, which is why it might be an autistic idea, but it's one with a dance floor, so it could also work.

I guess I'll just have to read the room, and decide what's best.

Thankyou both.

>>35982323
Thanks for the belief, anon. I'm sleeping at my girlfriend's house that night, so here's hoping I do good and something happens because of it.

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>>35982348
I still can't tell if you're trolling or not. You're literally telling him to be intentionally shit at dancing and then pick on other peoples dancing to get laid. You are seriously retarded buddy.

>>35982392
OP here, I didn't notice the picking on part. I wouldn't do that, 'cos it's a douche move. I'd definitely go and bob next to them while talking though.

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>>35981926
1/2

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>>35981926
2/2
visual reference

>>35982392
No one can be intentionally shit at dancing when you're drunk in a crowd just bobbing and two stepping. 90% of white people dance like this.
Good luck dancing like zyzz without zyzz's physique and becoming the 2% that stands out from the crowd. Don't blame me when other non-autists are talking to all the women laughing and imitating you.
PS: good job deleting zyzz's dance gif lmao

Look brah, you don't know these people and you'll never see them ever again after this night. At the end of the day, it's a dog eat dog world. I hope you choose your fate wisely.

>>35982491
>caring about what people think
>you will never see them again
Nice contradiction retard

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>>35982491
>PS: good job deleting zyzz's dance gif lmao

What?

>Don't blame me when other non-autists are talking to all the women laughing and imitating you.

In what fucking world does this happen? How the fuck have you gotten the impresion that im autistic? This sounds like the delusional fantasies of an r9k autist of what a club is like. Maybe clubs are like vastly different in other parts of the world but this sounds fucking retarded.

>>35982450
>this
>fit

pick one

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>>35982491
Also

>90% of white people dance like this.

You'd rather be part of the majority who's trash at something than be in the minority that's good at something? What the fuck kinda mindset is this?

>>35982099
this is best op, take an eighter of shrooms or something if you don't like drinking and you'll be dancing your ass off

>>35982585
standing out due to your dance style at a club is mostly a bad thing in my opinion. I used to go clubbing daily for years. The faggots shuffling in the middle of the dance floor are really cringeworthy.

>>35982556
When did I say I cared, dude? I pointed out that possible situation to OP so his future fuck princess doesn't look at OP weird or spot others looking at OP weird and denying him entry into her pussy palace.

Now shoo, beta. I think I hear your mother calling for your breastfeeding session.

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>>35982633
Dude you're coming of as the most insecure fuck not this entire board and that sure is saying something

>>35981926
that fuggin pic every time my fuggin dick oh my god

i have never been to clubs, only thing I knew from clubs are like dozens of zyzz videos dancing.

When I got first time drunk I was crazy as fuark and normally I am shy guy. Just dance like a crazy mofo, if you got gains, then you can do anything you like.

I picked so many 9/10 chicks this way, they thought I was some cool cunt. This is why I only did one nightstands, when I am sober and normal, I am just your regular /fit/ autistic breh.

>>35981969
>>35981941
This is fucking retarded. Loosen up, enjoy yourself, and do you. Club dance isn't about some complex technique, it's literally just bobbing to the beat of the song. Btw, if you dance like shit but are having a good time, it wont look retarded. This guys moves are far from good but he's seems cool as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk

>>35982196
clubbing is autistic m8

tried this. got quite a lot of attention from the grils.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU

>>35982647
Then stay beta. It's no sweat off my nuts.

>>35982601
10 points to gryffindor

>>35982144
>this

This is how I survive in these situations.

You have the drink which limits your dancing but you can still move to keep in rhythm. You have the escape of going to get another drink. And if someone wants to dance "with you" you just dance behind them while holding their shoulder or arm or hip etc. That way she can't see you dance badly.

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>>35982723
Made me smile

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>>35982601
>>35982723
>>35982725
>>35982803

Thanks, brehs.

>>35982723
Holyfuck I don't know why but this feels so alpha to me. He was able to move almost a hundred people in that time span

>>35982829
>>35982893
Exactly. It's all about having a good time. Let's say even if people think you're weird, you're having a good time anyway. It's like that paradox where you can have a nerdy hobby but if you own up to it, it becomes sort of cool.

>>35982893
This is the power of dancing how you like at a festival. That dude was either on mad drugs or dgaf. Probably both lol

>>35981926
I used to be shit at dancing. I got into the habit of being alone in my room with no one watching and putting on my headphones and just dancing in the mirror. I'd sometimes look up youtube vids of people dancing like >>35982723 to get inspiration for moves and then just let myself have fun to the music in front of the mirror. If you can just let yourself go and get into the music you just find yourself moving naturally, and the more you do it the more you get used to it and you learn to mix up moves and stuff and just get me confident in general. I'm still shit at dancing but I actually enjoy it now and I'm confident enough that I don't care if people make fun of me because it doesn't make it any less fun. And I'm pretty sure its more about confidence anyway because girls have started dancing with me and even if I'm dancing shit they still look like theyre enjoying it and they just dance shit with me and it just makes me enjoy it more.

Tldr: practise until you actually find it fun, because if you're not enjoying it then that's what makes it bad. You should only dance because you want to, otherwise there's no point.

If you have to ask on an online forum you are already in the wrong mental space. Dancing is about letting go of thought and analysis and just feeling the music.

>>35982723
I never really understood why people think dancing is fun. I just can't imagine it. It feels like this is one of life's great mysteries to me. It really bugs me.

Watch the Inspector Norse music video. It's how I dance in the clubs and it gets me laid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw

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I'm sorry. Nobody will be able to give you an answer. These threads pop up every few weeks, but no one gives a decent answer. They'll just say 'be yourself', 'be confident, 'just have fun'.

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>>35981926
Bob your knees and do gun reloading animations

>>35983287
Same here, I just don't get it. Probably never will.

>>35983590
Yeah, I used to care a lot about this stuff when I was still in school. I just wanted to fit in and the way seemingly all the girls made a huge deal about going to clubs made me feel like it's some essential part of life. In the end I just couldn't do it and looking back at it, I'm glad I never went all in.

From the sounds of it, at least your white OP. Grinding and techno and shit is all easy as fuck to dance too. My gf and I are Hispanic and I can't dance for shit. I'm talking salsa, bachatta, merenge, reggaeton, etc. She loves to dance and I barely got the basics. I'm planning on paying for dance lessons over the summer. She might even join me (idk why, she dances damn well but says she's actually mediocre). Makes me think how horrible I must be.