> "Hey son, I know you're busy nowadays lifting

"Lets go to the gym together, dad"

But dad mom's still alive.

You're the one that died.
;_;

For sure dad. Actually lets go out to eat tonight. My treat.

Love u dad.

>>35968508
This

I dont know Why but this shit made me laugh. Probably reminded me too much of these girl bait pics.

Never met my dad.

Dad?? What are you doing out of prison?

Why is there a nigger in my house?

>>35968489
sry daddy-o, 2bizy watching penisgirl jap cartoons atm

>>35968489
I'd go to the gym with my dad, since he's the one who got me into lifting and can still squat 3pl8 and bench 2pl8 even at 54 years old.

>>35968509
Sorry to hear that Anon. Hope he's in a better place now (regardless of what he believed)

You don't love me

>>35968508
It's incredible how the best response is almost alwys the first one

>>35968489

>get out of my house fucking nigger, im clearly white masterrace

than i would return to /pol/

>>35968489
>hey dad, how's your presidential campaign?

>>35968568
I don't want to say I believe in a soul but everything everything I experienced around and after his death taught me otherwise.

>>35968524
>>35968524
> "Please don't laugh at me son. I know I'm not as cool or 'hip' as all the other dads out there but I've always had you in my best interests because even though you're not as successful as all your other friends- your number one to me son."

>>35968594
And to school as well

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>>35968594
/pol/ pls go

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>tfw my dad never asked for my company
>tfw I never played footballl with dad
>tfw I wish my dad would come just for ONE day to mire me at the gym

why live brehs

Who else grew up with /norolemodel/ ?

>>35968697
Me

FUCK dads

>>35968645
I don't understand this pic. Why can't white people be proud?

>>35968714
Proud of what? The fact that they happen to have been born with less melanin than others - something that they had no say in? Lmaoing at your life mate

>>35968727
I'm not white. I'm just asking why they can't be proud of who they are.

>>35968714
>>35968727
Pls don't derail my thread with your racial bs.

What are you talking about Dad, we've been working out together for 5 weeks now!

>>35968727
And black pride is okay because the fact they happen to have been born with more chimp dna than others - something they had no say in ?
Lmaoing at your iq mate

>>35968489
Dad why are you sober?

>>35968751
Delete this now

>>35968489
You're not my dad! You're the asshole on Newlyweds!

>>35968754
:(

2close2Home

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tfw dad was abusive, on-and-off with alcoholism, neglecting, mocking, macho as hell and always yelled at me since i was little, threatened to kill me a few times and i ran to the bathroom and locked myself in and cried for like half an hour. the only good thing related to him is that i want to become stronger atleast physically, so if he or anyone ever even tried anything again, i would be able to protect myself..

>>35968737
Your shit thread isn't even fit related. Mods should wake up

>>35968770
Oh wow, anon. Do you need a hug?

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>>35968790
..yes

My father is a reasonably fit 65 year old who does a lot of cycling, works 3 part time jobs, and looks after my wheelchair bound mother.

If that happened, I'd wonder how the fuck he got half way across the country, and into my house without me knowing.

I'd still drag him to the gym to bond if I could, though. He'd be a better gym buddy than my current one.

>>35968776
Fuck off faggot. Half the shit on /fit/ isn't fitness related.

>>35968645

There are 2 sorts of people

Nonwhites and polacks

You are a filthy pooskin

>>35968529
Black nigger detected.
Sorry to hear that anon.

>>35968508
This

>>35968820
What's funny is that you're definitely a dyel virgin

My dad is a prick who divorced my mother and neglected me emotionally. Why else would I lift, retard?

Fuck you dad.

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>>35968558
lmao

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>>35968489
Happy that my mother's dead, plus my dad's my best friend anyways

>>35968489
Dad why don't you return the 2000 bucks I lent you last year. You cheap fuck.

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>tfw still kiss my Dad goodbye (on the lips)

Is this normal?

>>35969536
Do you kiss the head of his penis too?

>>35968509
iktf breh.

>>35968489
OP, my dad dropped dead unexpectedly when I was just 28. Feels bad man. Spend time with him when you can.

>>35968489
spend time with your dad, /sp/. one day he'll be gone and you won't have the chance.

>>35968751
Black pride is equally stupid.

>>35969886
I don't like my dad though.

>>35968489
>my dad
>Saying I love you
Good one OP

>>35969868
>>35969886
I will guys... he frustrates me like hell but I know he just wants the best for me at the end of the day.

Thanks

>>35968645
>tells people to go back to /pol/
>is an equally insufferable antifa faggot
kill yourself my man

>>35968579
If you couldn't have figured that out by yourself, maybe you should go to the hospital with him

>Dad lives far away from me on a farm
>Talk to him on the phone every day
>He probably browse /pol/
>Dish out bants like a champ

I love my old man

>>35968727
>Proud of what?
Knowing our fathers. Not been raised by a single mother

>>35968508
This. When I was a kid, my dad was the one who taught me how to cook, so when I moved out and started making my own meals, I had a knowledge base to work off of.

When I lost a bunch of weight and put on some muscle, my dad wanted me to help him out (Type II Diabetic, overweight). I showed him the basic lifts, and while he can't lift very heavy because of his age, he really enjoys it.

>>35968489
Dad when did you start tanning?

>>35968509
What this guy said

Also, since when were you black dad?

>tfw dad was a shitty deadbeat my whole life
>tfw I gave him chance after chance to stop being shitty and he never did
>kinda give up after he just straight up doesn't contact me for a year and a half
>before uni he out of the blue offered to let me live with him if I went to the uni in his town
>he said he would move to a bigger place, pay for food, bills, all I would have to worry about is school and getting to and from there
>this is the most responsibility he's ever shown, but I still really don't trust him and don't want to
>entire extended family pushes me to do it anyways, so I tell him this is his last chance to not be a shithead and that if he wastes it then I am gone
>First year is actually great
>he's not much of a dad still, but he's supportive and reliable, and I actually start to like him for the first time
>learning lots of new cooking stuff from him, he introduces me to climbing, we hike together when I have time
>After a year he meets the most horrible, miserable woman I have ever had the displeasure of meeting
>dad's attitude does a 180, he starts treating me like shit, lets this woman say the most abusive shit to me
>tell him to fix it or I'm gone
>he says it's his house, he'll do whatever he wants
>I pack my shit in my car and leave, and haven't spoken to him since

That was almost two years ago now, and it still hurts. He's tried texting me a few times and the family keeps pressuring me to make up with him after I "ruined a good thing", but they can all fuck themselves. I don't need them or him. I didn't have him my whole life before, and I don't need him now.

>>35970197
>implying whites are the only group of people that know their fathers

I am 100% with you that there's some retarded double standard where minorities can have pride in their race but whites can't but that's an ignorant thing to say.

>>35970197
>le racisum meme

I wish /pol/tards would keep their shit in the containment board. If we wanted your toxicity we would seek it out.

>>35968645
I hope you keep that in mind when Ahmed rapes your wife

>>35970235
It's all your dad's fault, fuck him he choose his path, forget him bro, you'll never change him

Hi dad.I know we never spent much time together when I was little.you had all that work and the economic issues. I know I didn't grow up like you wanted.I had shown promise being smart and good at math and all ,but I threw it down the drain playing vidya and being a lazy idiot. You never pushed me though ,that's my only complaint you left me like a plant not pruned or watered to grow as I did according to my environment and circumstances so you can't blame me. But still I hate myself for not becoming the man you wanted me to be.for not reading literature and shit and not slaying sloots with poetry like your fedora ass wanted me to. I'll make it up though dad .I've started taking care of myself and exercising.and I'm trying to be less of a autist and also study so I don't become an utter neet disappointment by failing the exams....

So yeah that was my stupid open letter to my dad.not quite what I wanted it to be but I'm on my phone

>>35970321
dear my son, anon,

son ur a fkn faggot

love, pop

>>35968700
No. Fuck YOUR dad.

My dad is cool as fuck.

>>35968758
Hahahhahah I'm not him.but don't get so worked up by something said on an online ab measuring stick sales website

>>35970338
Probably dad.probably ,n-no homo though.also your stance on homosexuality is too medieval

>>35968489
lol fuck off nigger, i'm white

>>35969329
Because he fucking provided for you during the most retarded years of your life, you ungrateful piece of shit.

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>>35968564
tfw you can bench 2 plates at then end of your heavy set for reps and you still can't squat 3 plates for a 1rm

Nice try dad but you killed yourself in 2012.

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>>35968489
"Drop the beer and stop being so fucking fat, she's been dead for 7 years now and she killed herself because of your lying, cheating, passive-aggresive fat ass".

Fuck that man, always trying to one up everyone around him, talking bullshit about what he's done and what he can acomplish, but never living up to his words.

Even now, when I have my own family and my own child, the fucking fatass always tries to tell fake stories about how it's just like when he was my age.

Except it fucking wasn't. I know this, because when my wife tells me his stories from supposedly my childhood, they're fucking exaggerated, mixed up or outright lies that make him look good.

Fuck you man, I don't need your 30 years late love.

>tfw dad wasn't around much during my childhood

How does it feel to have a dad, /fit/

>>35968727
>The fact that they happen to have been born with less melanin than others

Do normies really believe that this is where racial differences end? In skin color?

Lmaoing at your life, m8.

>>35968608
Almost cackled in class. Nice

>>35968489

alright dad, ill be down once i finish this set, put the kettle on and we'll watch some wrestling

>>35971311
Yes. It's not pleasant to think that some people are born just better than others for lifting and intelligence. Normies don't like thinking about unpleasant things. Still can't judge people based only on their race though, within a race some people are born just better than average too. And even if you rolled low stats when you were born it doesn't necessarily mean you can't overcome those stats with hard work and dedication. Judge the individual.

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>>35968489
I'm busy

>>35971311
that and biology

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>>35968509
>directed by M Night Shyamalan

>>35971470
I'm the guy you replied too. I totally agree with you, and I think that is where racists fail. Characteristics regarding race should only be used to look at a racial group as a whole and their likely trends through society. An individual should always be treated without such bias, because every person is perfectly capable of being greater than what is expected of them.

>>35970235
You did good anon

>>35968697
Shinji?

>>35968508
I tried this with my dad, he just laughed. We go to hockey games tho.

>>35968509
this also 4 me :(

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>>35968489

That wouldn't make any sense...

My dad died 25 years ago when I was 5

>>35968489
>OK dad, I haven't forgotten about you, I'll come lift you soon.

>>35968812
spotted the 14 year old

>>35968489
do you even lift faggot?
>son, what?
i said faggot do you even lift?
>i dont understand, you know i dont lift, and why are you calling me a faggot?
why? ill show you why you little bitch, take off your pants you DYEL faggot, imma shove this 40 pound dumbell up your ass! dont you ever tell me to take a break from lifting again!
>no, son stop this, it hurts, im going to die
well i guess you wont interrupt my workout will you!?
> ill leave you alone son! just let me go! im sorry!
next time you come up to talk to me, you better have my protien shake with you

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>>35968489

>>35969903
>Black pride is equally stupid
Black pride is far worse. 2014 was an awful year to be white around niggers.

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>>35968758
RRRRRRRR i cant believe my racist comment was met with a racist comment, the person who replied to me with a racist comment should feel so bad about what they said

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>>35968727
Proud of my ancestors for creating every single thing that makes life worth living, and the single greatest country in the world.

>>35971814
Tell me how I know you don't even

>>35971609
Fuck his wife