Hygiene Thread

In order:
Poop, shower, shave, teeth.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

in order

>brush teeth
>shave
>shower
>dry with towel
>apply skin care creme on face, wipe face very gently afterwards with towel as to look and feel fresh
>deodorant if going somewhere

>>35955053
Only shower once a week to keep the natural glow of my skin and hair for as long as possible. I just put some deodorant/perfume if I start to smell a bit, which I usually don't.

>>35955094
Isnt this a little bit too much?

>>35955114

it's pasta

>>35955108
Do you mean only shower 'with shampoo' once a week? If not show me that 5th day hair.

>Get up
>Poo
>Do stretches
>Shower
>Apply facial cream in shower
>Body wash in shower
>Shampoo in shower
>Dry
>Apply clothes
>Food+coffee
>Brush teeth
>Shave
>Style hair
>Eau de toilette

Done

>>35955094
Is there a bigger con than moisturizer? Literally blocks the very pores that do all the moisturizing. If you're well hydrated and shower regularly your skin moisturizes itself.

>brush teeth
>wash face with cleansing creme
>shower
>wash hair with shampoo/conditioner
>shave during shower
>dry with towel
>apply body creme on legs/upper arms (my upper arms get really dry and itchy often)
>apply facial creme
>pluck eyebrow hairs
And if I have to go somewhere
>put in contacts
>put on light eyemakeup (tiny line of eyeliner and mascara)
>use a concealer stick to get rid of any red spots

such is the life of a grill

>not showering with plain water as nature intended

Morning
>shower
>breakfast
>brush teeth
Do my shit throughout the day
Night
>shower
>shave right after
>brush teeth
>floss

Quick question: one of my roommate's brushes his teeth BEFORE breakfast. Y'all think that's weird?

>>35955144
Sometimes I pluck loose eyebrow hairs with my fingers when I'm bored. Is that the same thing?

>>35955153
I do it too.
It's much better for your teeth, because if you already ate there will be food residue and shit on your teeth and you will rub it in with the toothbrush.

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>>35955144
What she says
>tiny line of eye eyeliner and mascara
What she means
<---

>>35955156
If you're going for that trichotillomania look, sure.

>Shower
>Shave
>Brush teeth
>Floss

That's it. What the fuck are these 15 line routines.

>>35955094

Holy fuck this is way too much man. Do you have problems?

>>35955053
>wash ass
>wash face with same cloth

>>35955153
You're meant to. If you scrape your tongue properly after finishing it doesn't effect the taste much at all.

>>35955163
It's actually worse, I asked my dentist this the other day and he said

>You should brush after meals and not eat for another hour since brushing actually temporarily weakens your teeth. Brushing before is pointless as you'll just get food stuck in your weakened teeth that'll stay there till the next time you brush.

If you're worried about food getting stuck in your brush, then clean that shit afterwards.
That's what it's for afterall.

>>35955168
very fanny

>>35955094

>tfw none of these faggots gets it

jesus fucking christ

>>35955130

>Apply facial cream in shower

nice, that's what I did to your mom the other day

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>>35955094

>>35955053
Poo on loo

>>35955094
fkin psycho

>>35955053
help i have a pimple on my face and i want it to go away fast as it makes me uglier than i already am.

>>35955114
It's from American Psycho you dumb fuck.

>>35955144
lal so glad I'm a filthy hippie

>brush teeth, wash face, comb hair every day
>shower every other day
>wash hair twice a week
>shave once a week
>only put on contacts and eyeliner when going out and feel like it (mostly once a week)
>curl hair when i feel like it (mostly once a week too)

>>35955053
saturdays

>>35955144
i always wondered, why do women need more care, for example for skin?
i never applied body creme and never got any dry skin besides the face maybe
is it bad nutrition or just different skin?

If I need to shit before I shower, I do so. I haven't used shampoo or conditioner since July, and barring the awful cut it has now, it looks healthy, and is soft and strong as fuck. When it comes to the body, I have keratosis pilaris, so I use exfoliating bodywashes or soap bars to help with that (my skin hates chemical exfoliants). I don't wash my face any special way because I've never had a problem with acne, just one or two zits that come up during stressful times. When the shower is done, I lightly dry off and apply amlactin to the parts where the keratosis is concentrated, shave (I use conditioner for this), then let my hair air dry and style once it's damp

>>35955094
Just watch the fucking newfags, these people give also advice s m h t b h f a m

>>35955357
Frequent shaving, hormonal fluctuations, and make up

>>35955094
kek at fags not getting it

>>35955298
Showering every other day's meant to be better for your skin but it makes me all self-conscious.

>>35955374
This.
Although I think for me it's mostly hormonal.
I only wear makeup on my eyes, no foundation. But still after I wash my face and shower my face is dry as shit.
And even though it gets worse when I shave, If I dont shave for a month on end my legs get itchy and dry anyway. Especially in the winter.
It's a female thing I think, cause I only read about women having this problem

>>35955131
it's unfortunate you dont apply lotion daily anon

who told you it was bullshit? or was it something you "figured out" on your own?

>>35955374
>>35955407
I think it's also got to do with the fact that rough skin makes a man look tougher/cooler but women are meant to look more soft?
Anyways, I need to use lotion on my face every day or I get dry spots all over it...

>>35955401
Can't help you there since I used to be disgusting and too lazy to shower until someone in class said I was smelly... (major tomboy when I was young)
Maybe try showering without soap every other day? I hear that helps too.

test

>>35955053
Always poo b4 shower

Always use different sides of the towel for upper and lower body

>>35955153
If you eat sour stuff like a lot of vitamin C and brush your teeth righ after you basically pull away your teeths protection, slowly but steady

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>>35955094
so many underage newfags who don't get the reference, holy shit this shithole is truly dead.

>>35955131
If you're using a decent face wash, it will dry out your skin. Your skin will then desperately try to moisturize itself and in doing so increase the chance of acne.

You'll need to try out a few different moisturizers to find one that works for you. I reccommend asking a girl with good skin, they usually have a few suggestions.

>>35955457
>dry from top to bottom
>always use new towel for each shower

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who /drbronners/ here?

>>35955573
My thoughts exactly. Fuck this shit, im done.

>wake up
>pee
>breakfast
>brush teeth
>change clothes
>poo
>gym
>shower

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>>35955094
When do you bathe in hooker blood?

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>>35955094
how many newfags will not get this
jesus christ it's not even that old of a reference, is it?

>>35955175
>doesn't have morning poo
Oh anon

>>35955596
Last time I restocked i bought peppermint by accident.

it tingled my butthole.

now i'm a peppermint convert

Honestly I only brush my teeth if I have to leave the house, never had a problem with my teeth sofar, the same goes for showers.
During stuff like vacations I only do those after a couple days.
well, then breakfast and gaming/homegym

>>35955457
>not using a different towel for each muscle group
Disgusting

>>35955551
>hey guys I have made no attempt to understand the relationship between enamel and fluoride but have no problems giving my expert advice!
Ftfy

>>35955612
It's a decently old movie. It just enjoyed a surge in popularity among edgy teens and early 20's several years ago.

just curious, anyone here who DOESN'T wash their anus every time they take a shower? i've been told by numerous anons they wash their boko haram and balls but not anus. thats weird

>>35955716
I always make sure to go two knuckles deep in the shower

>>35955573
Just because you're a fat loser that watches tv and quotes it all day doesn't mean we all have to.

>>35955053
Furious fapping to wake up. Then, a half spray can of Axe Africa for armpits and crotch. A few splashes of water to straighten the hair vaguely, clean sand from my eyes, and dry saliva around my mouth. Finally, a spearmint chewing gum after the coffee for the breath. That's it.

>>35955716
I get some soap on hand and rub it. I don't wash the inside obviously.

>>35955292
>dumb fuck
>for not having watched a movie

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>>35955973
>Axe
are you 13

I do the acne.org regimen every day and the usual floss, brush, shave, shit and shower

>>35955782

Then you're clearly on the wrong website.

Gb2reddit.

>>35955094
I only believe in dubs meme magic
check'em

>>35955973
lmfao axe holy shit.

>wake up
>piss
>stand on scale
Then breakfast + coffee
>shit
>brush teeth
>fix hair
>shave if required (shit beard genetics)
>deodorant

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>>35955094

>>35956010
>get up
>breakfast
>put yesterdays clothes on
>check underpants - do they smell?
NO - GOOD
YES - get new ones
>put some deororant on top of yesterdays clothes (armpits , crotch and chest)
>do not comb hair cause I am bald.
>Sip water, spit water - fuck brushing

Ready to go

clean eyes on way to work

After a long day of work and gym I might take a shower.

Do I smell to strong the day after ? - get new clothes and deororant and take a shower after work and gym in the evening.

>>35955629
Disgusting NEET I'm guessing

>>35955094
Check em

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>>35955996
it was clearly a joke

>Wake up
>Run around 8k
>ice cold shower
>breakfast
>brush teeth
>school (over 18)

>morning
>shit
>brush teeth

>evening/post workout
>start shower
>use face wash
>go in shower
>shampoo
>soap
>rinse
>face scrub
>exit
>dry
>mouth wash
>clean ears

>shave whenever facial hair gets too long

>get up
>piss
>shower
>shampoo
>conditioner
>face moisturizer
>dry off
>lotion hands,chest,shoulders,neck
>clean up facial hair and trim where needed
>Brush teeth
>gag on toothbrush while getting back of my tongue
>style hair
>deoderant
>cologne
>meme

repeat everyday until end of days

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>>35955573
I didn't realize how many newfags had swarmed this sub until now

God help us

Also checkem

>>35955269
Pop it.

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>>35955696
>he doesn't watch movies that didn't come out last year in 3D with marvel supershits in them
>he doesn't get the subtleties of American Psycho or understand the humor

>>35955053
Stand in the shower and gradually turn down the temperature.

>>35956059
sure bud

>>35956198
Hmm. Wondering how he does leg curls with free weights.

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>ctrl+f
>shave
>14 results

Where my beard bros at?

>>35955269

Alcohol will make it dry. All fluid will disappear.

Swish me later, alligater.

>>35956281
>I am insecure in my masculinity so I anchor it on a modern fashion meme

Beards are just a way for guys to hide their weak chins and flabby necks

You're literally the male equivalent of a fat woman in a corset

>>35955053
>Brush teethe
>Get nakey
>Stand in shower
>Wash hair/underarms/cock/ass with three in >one body/hair/condi
>get scrubber and kinda scrub around the other >non important areas to smell good
>get out after 3 minute shower
>put clothes on
>Take clothes back off because I'm horny
>put the plunger on the side of the tub
>lube it up and ass fuck myself with the plunger my family uses
>wash it off after failing orgasm because its not big enough
>Put clothes back on
>no homo my way to my room and jack off

>wake up
>look through bathroom keyhole
>fap
>say hello to mother as she exits bathroom
>sniff toilet seat
>on a good day, fap again
>shower
>shit
>stomp shit down plughole
>pop pimples in mirror
>brush the front of the teeth that are visible when I smile
>mom drives me to school
>bully betas all day erryday

>>35955131
>>35955581

use lotion designed for the face,
make sure it's non-comedogenic (the product is designed specifically to not clog pores),
and if you want to be safe use lotion with no fragrances or dyes.
if you live somewhere sunny buy a 2nd face moisturizer that also has sunscreen for use during the day (the other one is useful at night)

>>35956264
>not doing barbell leg curls

Goodbye gains

>>35956312
Youre the insecure one bud. Projecting your own masculine insecurity onto guys with beards cause u cant grow one yourself. Sour grapes cunt

>i didnt want a beard anyways!
>theyre g-gay!

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>>35956336
kek

>>35956035
>>35956053
Return your video tapes.

>>35955596
mah niqqah

>>35956256
You weak open shit.
I let the water so that it's fully ice cold before going in.you're seriously never gonna make it

I wash my ass real well to prevent chaffing

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>>35956348
Being clean shaven was stylish for 20 years before beards came back into fashion. Having a beard during that time meant you were homeless. Before that it was those fruity little mustaches, then clean shaven again, then god knows what else.

If someone wants to wear a beard without trying to turn it into some kind of statement, awesome. I'm calling you a cuck for being a mindless fashion sheep and then basing your eroding gender identity on it.

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>>35956396
Forgot pic

>>35956386
Weak pleb shit*

>wake up
>check Facebook/messages
>gym
>mire my pump naked in the mirror
>wash face, condition hair, clean body in shower
>brush teeth, lotion body, deodorant, style hair, spray cologne (lightly)
>get dressed

unless it's the weekend, then
>wake up
>fuck my fwb
>finish alcohol from night before
>shower
>go explore Tokyo with friends/fwb

Morning:
Pee
Take a shit if I feel it coming
Wash hands
Splash water on face
Brush teeth
Deodorant in armpits if I'm leaving home

Every two days, before sleep:
Use the toilet if I need to
Shower (body and hair)
Dry
Shave pubes once a month
Shave face every other time

I shower whenever I need to in the summer

Who glorious safety razor wet shaving master race?

>>35955298
I bet your pussy stinks

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>>35955298
>mfw I haven't used shampoo in months

>>35955094
Activated almond as a post shower snack

>>35956334
If I wanted comedogenic I'd ask for your 1rms.

>Get in shower
>piss
>stand there for 5 min getting wet
>get shower gel
>wash chest/belly
>then asscrack
>face
>neck
>back
>arms
>legs
>feet
>shower the foam away
>massage my prostate with the shower head 's water stream
>occasional bonus: cum
>wash dick afterwards

Clean AF

>>35956807
asscrack just before face

ok anon

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>>35955261
underrated post

>>35955053
wash breakfast
eat shower
shit floss

>Get up
>Poop if i have to
>Shave
>Shower
>Piss in shower if i didnt poop
>Shampoo all hairy parts
>Get dressed
>Make coffee
>Eat breakfast watching youtube
>Do hair when it dried
>Brush teeth
>Get shit and go

>>35955596
Yep.
>Poop before shower
>Get in shower
>Wet hair first (long hair), then rest of body
>Wring water out of hair, rewet several times
>Wash oil off of hands
>Rinse face, wash face, rinse face again
>Same with body, from the top down (Torso, arms, crotch, butt, hands, legs, feet, hands again
>Shave after shower
>Apply arm and hammer unscented natural deodorant and cologne after shaving

Been on no-poo for a long time. In the past year and a half I've only used shampoo twice, and both times were after not showering for months due to being outside. I brush my hair once a week at the most, and people still tell me it looks great all the time.

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>>35956398

>shaves everyday to stay clean shaven
>I don't have to do shit but chill
>I'm the one going out my way to keep up appearances

Project much.

>>35955053
>put in contacts
>shower
>wet hair + conditioner, never any shampoo
>rinse
>shitty axe shower gel that gf likes the smell of
>get out
>get out the clinique for men face cleansing set I got for christmas
>face wash
>face exfoliating tonic
>shave at this point
>ice cold water on face for thirty seconds at least
>face cream
>scentless roll-on deodorant
>perfume (YSL Homme/la nuit d'el homme)

Need to get a better perfume honestly, this shit don't fit me much anymore. As for the facial cleansing shit, I don't see much of a difference t b h, but it feels nice to have a bit of a more in-depth routine.

Anyone got a decent body shaver they can recommend btw?

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>shaving

Bunch of faggot low test fuccbois in this thread

>>35955053
It goes:
Brush teeth
Shower:
face
hair
genitals
body
armpits
ass (sometimes)

All with a natural tea tree liquid soap.

If i dont have to go out i skip showering occasionally for one or two days to give my skin a rest.

>>35955131
I mostly just rinse my face with water. Too much soap dries me out, and most lotions make me feel greasy. I sleep on my back, keep my hair off my face and basically never touch my face. It's probably easier to find a good lotion, lol, but I have clear skin and I'm not about to try to fix something that's working for me.

>Shit
>Shower
>Brush teeth (in shower)
>Shave if needed

I usually shower twice a day, after the gym, and after rugby practice.

>>35955108
Do you not workout? Either you don't work out or you're extra nasty. I also doubt any dent chick would go near your junk

>>35955053
shower, shape up neck, teeth, brush hair, brush chest hair, done

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>wake up
>shit
>shower
>brush
>wait 8 hours till breakfast

>>35955144
Would you be interested in packing those hairs in an envelope and selling them online?

/r/ing my heartbroken morning routine, I know you faggots saved it because you thought there was something funny about ">poop sadly"

This seems to be copypasta, but
>>35955094

>a balanced diet
check
>rigorous exercise
check
>ice pack while doing stomach crunches
obvious b8
>deep pore cleanser lotion
check
>water activated gel cleanser
check
>then a honey almond body scrub
just normal body scrub
>exfoliating gel scrub
check
>herb-mint facial mask
no
>after shave lotion with little or no alcohol
check
>Then moisturizer
check
>then an anti-aging eye balm
check
>followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
no

so I do 9/12 of these, does that make me a meme?

>>35955053
in order
>shower body
>shampoop hair
>dress pants
>teeth
>deodorant
>finnish dressing.

>>35956312
this is true

every guy I know with a massive beard is some soft gyno faggot thats annoying. For me I can spot guys that are immature and have a bbay face INSTANTLY by seeing their 6 inch fucking bead.

its become the new hip thing for band wagon jumpers. If youre going to have a beard at least be an old bass ass biker dude or actual lumberjack. This generation has ruined beards for me

>>35955990
it's the most memed movie on 4chan for fuck's sake

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>>35958268

>black coffee
>stretch and jumping jacks so i can take a shit
>morning shit
>weight myself
>breakfast, usually either fisherman's eggs or boiled eggs
>eat an apple, pear or a banana
>shave face
>morning cigarette
>pluck brows if necessary
>shower
>facial cream every other day
>hair cream every other day
>brush and floss teeth
>clothes
>go

>>35958228
That makes you a fucking madman

>>35956281
out looking for new vinyl records

>>35956281
if you have a beard it is because you look ugly shaven.

>>35956348
>>35956312
>I am insecure in my life choices so belittle anyone who chooses differently than me in order to feel better about myself.

>>35958268
>>35958292
This is exactly it

It's the model problem: models look good wearing anything and with any hair style because they're good looking.

Then a bunch of fat/ugly/beta faggots hop on the trendy train and imitate them.

Beards are especially popular because 2/3 of America is fat, and beards "hide" your double chin and nonexistent jawline.

I have no problem with beards in general, but hearing neckbeards spouting shit like "real men have beards" just sounds like all the tumblr whales who say "real wimmen have curves"

Once a few people don't get an American Psycho reference I think it's time for me to leave this site and move on family

How do I get rid of dandruff.

>have tried Head & Shoulders
>have tried Selsun Blue
>have tried Walgreens shit
>have tried Walmart shit

HELP

>>35955226
B R U T A L

>>35955596

I always keep a bottle in my car and in my gym bag. My wife turned me on to it. I use peppermint I summer for dat dere cooling sensation. I run at a local park most days from spring through fall and I wash at a water spigot afterwards. Cold water plus peppermint after a hot summer trail run is absolutely based. We brought some with us on our honeymoon to Nepal; it was perfect.

>>35955725

Same.

>>35955053
7am
>poop
>mire self in mirror for a bit
>lost in my own thoughts flex chest a bit
realise it's now time for bed
>go bed
get up next morning and repeat
pretty standard procedure

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>>35959361
>>35958268
Seems like I out-hipped the hipsters
I had a beard in university, and everyone commented on it because no one else had a beard. Id get random people laughing and pointing in bars, peopel tell me to shave because birds look shit, and some telling me how awesome it was.

Then in my final year 'Movember' suddenly became popular and the next year everyone had beards. Now my facebook is flooded with all kinds of shitty beard pics like >>35956281, and even the people telling me how shit beards are now all have beards and look like >>35958292.

I still keep a short beard (+-1cm long), but the thought of being associated with these people makes me want to shave it all off, but I dont want to change it just because of what other people are doing. What the hell should I do?

>>35959502
I'm in the same boat. I had a beard a few years ago when nobody except old men and orthodox priests did. Then Movember became popular everyone started growing half-assed beards so I shaved mine off. I'm growing my hair out now, let's hope long haird doesn't become popular anytime soon.

>>35956520
what do you do for a living? or student/neet?, aloso age and where u from? i might wanna take one year of my master in Tokyo

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>>35959502
Do whatever you want but don't do it because of faggy trends set by celebrities and followed by autists

>>35959563
Hahaha you're such a contrarian faggot.
If you like a beard and actually think it looks good you would have kept it regardless of trend. Now you're growing out your hair but unless you live in buttfuck nowhere you're already behind on that trend too. You're just trying to be the ultimate hipster by saying you did this shit before it was cool, and then stopped because it became mainstream. Jesus Christ, if you like something, stick with it, if you stop liking it, don't, but don't be a vain little priss who changes his style because other people are trying a similar thing.

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>>35959502
This is how I look without a beard btw, is it acceptable or should I continue to hide my face behinds some hair?

(posting here since we dont have a current face thread)

>>35955153

If you drink orange juice or something and brush right after you could damage the protective gloss on your teeth

>>35959746
Change your glasses. You look like a fucking sperg.

>>35959746
Shaven looks good. You look respectable like this.

>>35959902
>Get up
>Go to bathroom
>Have Coffee/tea/chocolate
>Run if cardio day
>Shave
>Exfoliate
>Apply coconut oil to my entire body
>Shower
>Moisturize
>Brush teeth

>>35959502
if you keep your beard, it is because you think people will think you cut it off because everyone has beard now, so you will keep it for other people. if you cut it off, you will cut it off because everyone else has beard and it annoys you. no matter what you do it is for them, not for you. decide what you really want, and do it breh.

>>35955094
Are you American? You're definitely a phyco

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>>35959405

>knowthatfeel.jpg

Use pic related. I used to use it when things were at their worst and it sorted everything out, now I can get away with just using head and shoulder which is cheaper and smells nicer.

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>>35959726

>>35959746

Decent facial aesthetics, but glasses not well suited to your face.

>Daily shower with shampoo + conditioner
>Moisturizer after shower and exfoliate in the evening 3 times a week
>Pluck eyebrows whenever to prevent monobrow and shave once per week to keep my stubble

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What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you guys? You are all MEN. Fucking act like one. Non of that cream, lotion srcub shit. Men don't use women products. Women do. just fucking shower and wear clean clothes and that it. if you have a beard just make sure you don't look like a bum or a sand nigger and you're good.

gos these liberal hippy fags are the reason why the US is turning into some new wave liberal hippy euroshit.

rant ended

>shower night before
>wake up
>neutrogena acne facial wash
>SOMETIMES facial mud mask
>oil balancing moisturiser

>>35961083
Ray rah rah pain is gud I like having rough oily skin.

Fuck that shit. I like taking care of myself I'm not gonna do stuff that makes my skin dry and flaky just because a bunch of faggot think they can define what it means to be a "real man".

Who underarm hyperhydrosis here?

It kills the man.

>>35961195
Use an antiperspirant you mongoloid.

>>35961143
They aren't making it up, the definition is what it is and you are not a man.

You sound exactly like one of those obese retards saying >you can't define beauty wah wah wah

>>35955053
get up weigh my self
take shit and piss
weigh self again see how much i shit
shower
brush teeth

fuck metrosexual moisturising faggetyness

>>35960098
how is the cocnutoil working out for ya? im considering starting doing that aswell

>>35961234
I like to not be itchy or have skin rashes.

"Real men rub dirt in their wounds antibiotics are for pussies"

That's you, that's how dumb you sound.

How do you guys shit when you wake up?

>>35955053
>shower
>dry off
>get dressed

sometimes I also brush dem teeth

>>35961083
>if you have a beard just make sure you don't look like a bum or a sand nigger

isn't that the point of it desu senpai?
>tfw nicknamed taliban at work

even the muslims make fun of me sometimes

>>35961553
After lots of black coffee.

>>35961553
sitting, into a toilet, through the anus
sometimes there's some pushing

what the fuck kinda question is that?

>>35961083
>>35961234

autism

Mornings:
brush teeth while water's heating up the pipes for a shave. Extra soft toothbrush, replaced every three months; gentle toothpaste with novamin and fluoride.
Wet shave with bowl lather. Dip razor in rubbing alcohol then hot water before I start. Once with the grain, once across the grain. I leave a goatee and mustache. Dip razor in rubbing alcohol before storing it. (This both sanitizes the razor blade and aids it in drying, keeping its edge longer.)
Alum block (plus stypic pen for rare instances I cut myself), moisturizer, scentless aftershave, beard balm. Sunscreen.
Non anti-perspirant deodorant.

Evening:
Trim facial hair if needed (about every other week).
Shower (I can't get to sleep if I feel gross from a day out). Use regular soap on body, facial cleanser on face. Every few days shampoo and conditioner.
Exfoliator every two to three days. Let it finish its work (about 15 minutes) then rinse face.
Moisturizer again (immediately after shower if no exfoliation today)
beard oil.

Just before bed I brush teeth again, floss without rinsing mouth (gets the fluoride between the teeth), then use a stannous fluoride mouth rinse.


Shit as needed during the day. Usually happens in the afternoon a little after lunch. Gym right after work, three days a week, rinse type shower and deodorant there. Non-gym days go jogging before evening shower.

Meditate 15 minutes about an hour before bed. (mental hygiene too, right?)

>>35961755
You are living proof that marketing works.

>>35955065
same

>>35961582

>nicknamed Taliban at work

Nigga, are you me? They call me Jihadi John as well

>>35955108
Chink detected.

>>35961864
Your cogently framed and reasoned criticism was very useful, and I will consider it carefully.

But if I may offer a rebuttal I feel is quite pertinent: you're actually an idiot.

No no anon, I'll listen if you have something to say. I've actually added most of the facial hygiene things one by one, keeping only the things I thought worked. The novamin and mouth rinse are new, but I only bought those after finding peer reviewed studies that showed their efficacy. I assume you're trying to communicate that you think something here is a waste of time and/or money, perhaps you'd deign to specify something? Are you perhaps just that much smarter than all us plebs that waste money flossing?

Turn on shower
Comb my long gay hair real quick
Use tweezers to keep my eyebrows from becoming a single eyebrow
Get in shower
Leave the bathroom door wide open because it keeps the mirror from fogging up
Rub rocks on my face to scrape off the dead skin and sebaceous filaments and shit
Rub bar soap with little rocks in it on my body to scrape off the other filth
Shampoo gay hair
Condition gay hair
Shoot jets of water into my ear to chisel apart the wax dams
Wash the rocks off
Turn off shower
Towel off while singing Scandal's The Warrior
Brush teeth
Brush gums
Brush tongue
Scrape tongue
Floss
Rinse with mouth wash
Trim beard with big old kitchen scissors
Apply unscented Arm & Hammer deodorant antiperspirant
One pump of Adidas Ice Dive or Dare depending on what I'm doing that day

Take care of your mouth and use rocks. Rules ass in the long run.

>>35957972
It's la nuit de l'homme.
Do you even Bateman bruv?

>>35955053
morning:
>brush tongue
>rinse mouth
>take piss
>get dressed

afternoon shower:
>poo in loo
>douche asshole in shower
>rinse
>lather up with shower gel
>shampoo every other day
>exfoliant on day after shaving body part
>q-tips
>face cream if shampoo
>deo if going out, otherwise no
>shave pits 1/week
>shave back 1/week
>shave face 1/week
>shave dick & asshole every 2 weeks

>>35962112
I'm not claiming to be smarter than you by any means. I'd just like to say that I don't do any of that shit and I feel perfectly clean and smooth and happy. Please don't reply as I don't think I want to have a conversation with you.

>>35955094
>not getting the reference

>>35956198
Can't get dubs on /fit/

>>35962227
You shave your asshole? How do you manage that?

>>35962227
Why are you brushing your tongue but not doing anything for your teeth

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>>35961755

> I leave a goatee and mustache

>>35955127

Its called b8 u chink

>>35955094
>more people complaining about people not getting the reference than people actually not getting the reference.

>>35955359
>>35956704
>>35957695
>>35957972

No shampooing master race. People always compliment my hair then freak out when they hear I never shampoo, like all of a sudden it means my hair is gross/unhealthy/dirty.

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>>35955094

>>35955374
>>35955357
It's not that. If you got used to having rough skin you won't feel like you need to moisturize and maintain it

Try moisturizing after every shower and cleansing/moisturizing your face in the morning and at night and you'll feel the difference when you don't


This coming from someone who thought all you needed to do before was shower with cold water and a sensitive body wash to keep your skin intact

Morning:
>Poo on loo after coffee
>lower body shower (turn on while on toilet)
>Use semi-harsh natural soap and brutally scrub legs and ass
>Armpit scrub, nothing else, upper body untouched otherwise
>Natty deodorant
>Put two washclothes under armpits to soak up post-coffee sweat

Night:
>Shower with washcloth and gentle organic soap (without testosterone-lowering chemicals)
>Organic shampoo and conditioner and then shower cap

Armpits, ass and legs hit twice. Everything else only gently done once. Showering face or hair full-body in the morning makes me feel raw, pasty and dry

>>35961083
Nick seems like such a cool guy.

>>35963039
>tfw can't no shampoo
I get mad dandruff without shampoo.

>>35963416
I used to be like that, but my dandruff really improved after going without shampoo for a couple months. How long did you go?

>>35955094
10/10

>>35959746
Get contacts or better glasses
You'd look fukkin handsome as shit with about a week of growth.
breddy gud clean though.

>>35955357
I might be misinterpreting your question but girls are held to a different standard of attractiveness than guys.

Guys can be attractive while having rough skin, imperfections, etc. Girls can't.

>>35955176
Please be bait

>>35955053
> lather up
> wonder if I can get shampoo bottle up my ass
> almost
> give up
> try again
> oops in it goes
> get dressed and go to ER again.

Worse when I have a bath tbqh

>>35963939
I really hope this is true

Wash my penis and butt 1xF

>>35955094
who cares about how many crunches you can do ...
>does crunches in bathroom why?

>pee
>floss
>brush teeth
>mouth wash
>take of boxers
>shower
>deoderant
>clothes

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>>35955094

>>35959674
I work on helicopters, 27 originally from California. I definitely recommend coming to Japan, even if it's just for vacation. Safe, amazing food (Japan loves to cook other culture's dishes), and Tokyo is extremely multicultural. Walk into any Hub in Shibuya/Harajuku/Shinjuku/Shinagawa/etc. and you will meet people from all over the world.

Also, the night life here is great. I went back to Cali for a month a few months ago and forgot how the clubs and bars close at 3...bars and clubs in Tokyo stay open ALL night. They usually close once the first trains start running which is around 5:30 AM.

Drawbacks are racist old Japanese people that will scowl at you, crowded trains, and even in Tokyo you can still get a hint of that shitty Asian country smell sometimes.

>>35955144
>>35955298
I have 2 female friends who dont use make up at ll and look goddamn gorgeous. Something about that natural complexion makes me diamonds.

Why cant they just drop that for a day and see how much better they look without it. Shit it might even absolve your skin problems.

morning:
>brush teeth
>shave
>maybe take a shit if the coffee kicks in
night:
>check if eyebrows need plucking
>trim off any wild tufts of head hair that've cropped up since my last buzz
>look myself over for acne
>shower
>use coconut oil sugar scrub on my face twice a week
>dry off
>wipe the damp out of my ass with toiler paper cause it seems to make my ass not get as much of that ass smell before my next shower

Tempted to get a bidet. Think it'd make me hate shitting in public restrooms even more though.

>>35961462
Pretty good
Although I had Sahara tier skin to begin with, so it might not be for everyone. Shit's super oily

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>>35955094

>>35955108
>natural glow
you mean oily reflection?

>perfume if I start to smell a bit
bro perfume doesn't clean things

Also, we can assume you don't really work out. Because my nuts and armpits are fucking rancid after a 45 min session.

>>35958228
Pic of face pls

N-no homo
Seriously wondering if I should start doing this for better facial aesthetics since that's what women really care about, the good body is just a bonus

>>35958228
>being this vain and insecure

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>>35955094

>>35955130
>stretching while filthy and not shower clean.

>>35955094

This is posted so much all the time but I still giggle

I wouldn't doubt if the thread was made just to post this reply

>>35963772
>>35960818
>>35959869
Those are reading glasses so luckily I dont wear them in front of people a lot, but I never thought there was something wrong with them (though I admit I have absolutely no fashion sense). How can I find out what glasses to get? Should I go ask /fa/?

I only shower at night. Fuck morning showers.

>>35965291
This. No point in sleeping in your own filth. Waking up fresh is comforting cause you don't smell.

>>35955094
This is literally my tinder bio. Works a charm

>>35955053
>wake up
>wash face shave then clean with 2 anti acne washes and then a pore exfoliator
>take shower and brush teeth
>put on a deep sea mud mask for 15-20 minutes then wash it off
>put a small amount of lotion on my hands, arms, neck, and face
>put on clothes, then dab some cologne
I'm ready in about 45 minutes plus another 2-3 minutes fixing my hair with this mousse/leave in conditioner

Every 5 days.
Not even kidding.
I did notice my white boxers going brown most of the time, but i don't think it's because i don't take showers too often (i wipe 10 to 15 times every time i shit)it's because i eat a lot of meat.

>>35965291
>>35965291

You guys don't shower twice a day? I thought it was normal desu.. Myself and my room mates and even people at college (for the most part) showered in the morning and evening

>>35956059
ABSOLUTE

>>35955990

It's also a fucking book you mong.

GUESS WHICH CAME FIRST?

>>35959746
J-jeb Bush?

>>35955221
Cringing at all the unironic replies

>>35965464
wat

showering twice a day is for people either living on the equator and sweating constantly, or people who sweat/do a lot of shit during the day and want to freshen up before bed or to party or whatever

>>35965746
Oh well I live in Australia so makes sense

>>35965213

>facial aesthetics what women really care about

my poor, naive friend

>>35965786
Fellow ausfag, I would shower in the mornings but my hair looks retarded for hours afterwards.

>>35955053
Nearly 250 replies and none of you faggots have asked for sauce on the photo yet.

>>35955094
I watched American Psycho with the closest thing i've had to a girlfriend the first time we hung out, she thought the movie was weird and didnt like it at all. I kept regretting choosing that movie over and over as we watched it.

Lost my virginity to her tho so it's cool

>>35955094
wont ever be never not old

>>35955094
kek

morning i brush wash my face with a wet towel then i put some shit in my hair and get my faux hawk going

night i brush my teeth, take a shower with body was then shampoo then conditioner. after that i towel off shave, use a q tip in each of my ears and go to bed

>>35966009
>implying you can't just reverse image search it
>a naked woman is this much of a big deal to you

>>35965976
Used to have this problem until my room mate showed me the ways of the hair drier, it's faggory at first but ts definitely worth it if you're going out

>>35955130
zozzle

>>35965746
as a teenager I used to shower twice a day pretty much always, as I've become older I haven't really had any problem with body odor or oily skin anymore so there's no such a need
other than when going out somewhere special or getting poon I'll try to get at least a quick shower if I feel like I have a need for it

>>35955996
How old are you to not understand obvious jokes?

Anything older than 4 is pathetic.

>>35959563
It already is, haven't you seen the man-buns everywhere?

>>35961234
>>35961083
No matter how many times you regurgitate this line of bullshit you'll never be a man. You're missing the entire point and you're even the one saying the lines.

As long as you let others dictate how to be a man you cannot be one.

What makes a man is being exactly who you want to be. How can you ever hope to be a role model to others if you aren't even a role model for yourself?

>>35961553
Usually jumping up and down for a minute or two will get it running good

>>35965001
Confirmed for being makeup-blind.

>>35965464
>college
>Sweaty young poor people.

There's your answer.

>>35966525
>Australia
>sweaty people

Fixed that for you

>>35956595
there's actually research of it smelling more if it gets a daily wash. Something about certain body fluids buiding up, too lazy to search for it.

>wake
>jackoff
>20-25min shower
-neutrogena not-soap face bar cuz it doesnt clog my shit up on face, neck, shoulders, no-no zones, ears
-american crew for hair
-rub dead skin off cheeks/forehead
>get out, dry off
>let scalp dry and flake cuz its winter and air is dry as shit, gonna get flaky
>vacuum hair for skin dust
life is cruel
>lotion skin under eyebrows, also get flaky as shit, and anywhere else dry skin
>american crew forming cream in hair
>contacts in if need be

done. if i dont shower at least an hour before i leave I will end up with crazy dandruff somewhere i cant take care of it.

>brush teeth
>shower
>am halfie so shampoo is only needed once a week
>condition hair
>shave legs, armpits, etc
>wash. I prefer with a soap smell that "sticks"
>rinse hair and body
>cocoa butter everywhere
>straighten hair
>eyeliner and mascara, full makeup if going out
>deodorant
>perfume

yep

>get up
>dead tired
>turn my pc on
>make my way to the kitchen to make some coffee
>add 3 scoops of sugar to it
>struggle to make my way upstairs
>drink coffee
>browse the net
>take a shower
>floss
>brush teeth
>use mouth wash

>>35964768
thanks for reply man, sounds awesome! also ive heard about some of the older racist people, but is that against anyone from another country or darker people? because i read somewhere some that some of the people jugde you by how dark your skin is.

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>>35956719
noice

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>>35955053
>rinse with hot water
>lather up arms and neck
>lather up front
>lather up back
>lather up ass
>shove a finger in the anus for dat dere deep clean
>lather up legs
>rinse body
>rinse head
>lather head
>lather face
>rinse off soap completely, including inside my anus
>switch to cold water to lock my pores up
>shave face, armpits, pubes and if necessary my ass
>lotion
>leave bathroom with only a short towel around my waist
>roommate tells me to go fuck myself for being naked around her

>take dump
>shower
>dry off
>brush teeth
>read the fucking sticky while brushing teeth (printed and taped to bathroom mirror)
>floss
>apply clothes
>style hair

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>>35962412
>How do you manage that?

OC incoming:

>>35955094
jesus christi I used to be able to recite the whole thing.

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>>35967042
>non-electric razor near the crack/balls area

>remove clothes
>get in shower
>get water running room temperature
>floss
>brush
>mouthwash
>turn on hot water
>bodywash
>turn off water
>towel off
>get out of the fucking shower
>shave every other day
>apply clothes
>get on with my fucking life

Very important note that I don't actually wash my hair regularly, since I found that at all dries out my scalp completley. Just comb it occasionally and rinse rarely to make sure that is stays healthy, clean, and that it doesn't smell like shit.

>>35956281
I shave the beard but keep the sideburns just because they make me seem less intimidating.

>>35967042
>OC
>literally says /b/
I don't think you know what OC means

Short version
>piss
>shower
>teeth
>listerine
>done

Long version
>piss and maybe shit
>shower
>teeth
>listerine
>shave
>blowdry and comb hair for volume
>little water in hair, hairspray, style hair with comb
>set hairspray with hairdryer
>done

I put cologne on after putting my shirt on so I don't include that in my bathroom routine.

Semi-related, I never put deodorant on after showering, I just put it on if I'm getting smelly and haven't finished my day yet. Am I doing it wrong /fit/?

>>35967091
Instructions clearly show electric razors...
>>35967130
Since I made it, and I've never posted it before I'm quite certain it's OC. /b/ because the degeneracy only fits with that board.

>>35955601
>>35955612
>>35955573
>>35955221
>>35956240

jesus how fucking autistic are all of you?

people understood the reference, they just don't feel the need to go "XDDDDDDD so funny hahaha i get this refernce everyone validate me this is great"

it's only a few retards who traffick all the boards on 4chan who responded unironically. every board is a shithole

literally 6 people responded unironically, and even some of those are shitposts meant to rustle the jimmies of autistic losers like y'all