>tfw people take you out to eat their normie garbage food

you realize you can be both /fit/ and a normal human being right?

you are a pathetic asspie, i hope you get over yourself and learn to be human

>>35953337
No, his autism won't allow it.

>>35952444
How do people not love broccoli?

>ive been eating chicken and brocoli for 4 weeks now
>im sooooo fit!!

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>>35953337

>>35952444
>he doesn't know how to make food taste good while not coating it in fat and salt
>he doesn't know how to restrain his portions when eating shitty food
>he doesn't know how to be assertive about his diet around his friends

How much of a fucking plebeian are you?

>>35952444
>eating only chicken and broccoli

You weren't supposed to fall for the meme you dip. Are you also doing SS?

>Not eating greek yogurt
Shit's delicious, high protein, and filling.
>broccoli
Straight up? I usually stick it in a food processor + a bit of water and chicken bullion for a nice broccoli soup. Add cheese if you want for even more flavor.

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>>35952444
>boiled
>not baked

>>35953510
>he doesn't know how to make food taste good while not coating it in fat and salt

sounds like a cracker

>>35953337
How does one do this?

I haven't strayed from my diet in 3 years. Have never eaten out in this time. I need to break my autism in order to enjoy life more but I can't get over the fact that if I'm eating out I am literally putting sub-optimal, cancerous shit into the body that I have lovingly crafted; the only one I will ever have.

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> friends take you to a French cuisine restaurant

RIP cut

>>35952444
I carry baked chicken and rice with me in a cooler everywhere I go

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>>35952444
>boiled chicken

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Tell them you're diabetic and have to be careful about what you eat

I'm genuinely diabetic so this works awesome for me whenever I want to play the No Burger King card without looking like a faggot. People get all concerned and self righteous when they think you're medically inclined not to eat the trash they eat but when you do it on choice alone they get all uptight and faggy.

>>35953773
This

>pretending to actually enjoy boiled chicken

Only a true autist would say something like that to gain the approval of his anonymous online peers. Also there is absolutely nothing wrong with having an outing of bad macros/micros as long as you stay within your calorie budget. Being clean for 3 years without a treat is a fucking joke

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>>35952444
>tfw went out to dairy queen with church friends
>usually go once a week and buy large 1000 calorie shakes plus burgers
>would literally add at least 2000 calories to my daily total in 20 mins
>managed to control myself and just pick at my gf's fries which only came out to like ~100

i havent had this kind of willpower in forever. feels good guys

>>35952444
>tfw the retard who makes these threads has suboptimal lifts after a year of lifting looks fat and shitty has only worked out 3 days a week never hitting failure

>>35956210
>church

>>35956206
boiled chicken tastes fantastic

kill yourself

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>>35953488

>>35956239
Boiled chicken literally has no taste you retard. this is not an exaggeration. The things you're enjoying are your meme hot sauces you probably drench it in if you're too dumb to know that after this long of eating chicken

>>35956275
i add literally nothing to my boiled chicken thighs and they taste great

>>35956307
Not him but that sounds fucking horrible

>>35956307
Right. You're either lying or eating highly processed chicken and you're worried about eating out.

>>35956236
What's wrong with going to church?

>>35956307
Literally do the same thing. Sometimes I don't even reheat it out of the refrigerator

>>35956317
>>35956346
confirmed for never trying boiled chicken or boiling it too high and toughening it/drying it out

boiled chicken is fantastic

>>35952444
kek... Try being a bartender or server at one of these american restaurants. I literally eat two things on our huge menu because NOTHING is healthy.

People constantly ask what I eat. Lol..

>>35952444
>Go out with friends
>"anon why arent you eating?"
>"Oh, Im dieting"
>"alright"
Easy

>>35952444
I feel like all people want to eat is pizza. Cheap preferably.

>>35956375
I had a bro who started going to church because his girlfriend was crazy religious. She broke up with him and moved to Taiwan.

He still goes to the church

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>>35956155

>>35956155
This, I got a pretend gluten/lactose intolerance just to be able to eat /fit/, lel

>>35958544
Only 4chan could post something as ironic as this

>>35952444
>the boiled chicken and broccoli meme diet

you are a nolife faggot
your swolness serves no purpose

>>35958544

Burden of proof is on the original claim, the original being he exists.

>>35953337
>normal human being
yeah because a normal human being does things that he doesn't enjoy, right?

>>35959996
Yes
All the time actually
That's part of living in a society

>tfw going back to school in august
>its 7-9 hours
>cant really figure out how im supposed to eat there
i obviously can bring my own stuff, but aside from bread what can i prepare at home?

>>35952444
I just ate like 8 slices of bread. I'm not gonna make it.

>>35960013
no, that's part of not knowing yourself and letting others control your life.
also
cuck behavior

>>35959376
>original being he exists
Cite me the evidence that proves that someone claimed God existed before anyone claimed he didn't.

>>35958544
>>35960309
That's not what he said. Stop pretending you don't know what burden of proof is. You're not this stupid.

>>35958544
Is this a cringe thread?

>>35960042

literally anything you want....

>>35954340

Do it once and realize it's really easy to just flip the switch back to eating healthy. Also not all "normie/eatout food" is 100% shit for you.

I demolish a pint of Haagen Dazs every once in a while just because I can and I enjoy it, hasn't turned me into an irredeemable fatass yet.

>>35952444
>I can't understand how calories work
>I can't use google to find nutrition facts
>I have such lousy taste I can't cook anything beyond boiled chicken

Fuck, I wish I didn't have so much goddamn anxiety. I'd love to go out with friends again, even if the food is meh. And all you can do is fucking bitch about it.

>>35956210
Dude- grilled chicken snack wrap with half or no ranch. 250 cals.

Better than picking at fat sticks

>>35963624
>ranch

Why ranch when there are so many options?

I call this one the Cutter's Ladyboy:
>thinly shredded lettuce
>broiled chicken
>flax seed wrap
>2 tsp bangkok spicy peanut sauce

>>35952444
>you can't be rude so you pretend to love it
nah mate i never make allowances for people
friends or family doesn't matter i tell them straight
i don't do or eat stuff i don't like im an adult
my life is not dictated by others

>>35953510
salts good
helps with hydration and muscle contraction

>>35956375
what is not wrong with going to church.

>>35964083
alright Kali muscle we all know you need a little salt.

>>35952444
>boiled chicken
>boiled broccoli
You fucking faggot

>>35956216
>hitting failure
Literally why
Submaximal lifts are better for you

>eat out every once in a while, usually socially
>burrito or some tacos, Chinese food rarely or pizza
>just eat less the day before or day after
>do more cardio
>feel a little guilty for eating shit
>GET OVER IT
>continue living

I don't think I've ever been in a sit-down, non-drive-thru restaurant where I couldn't find something healthy to order if I were so inclined.