Introducing your new Sports Illustrated swimsuit icon https

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>>35951135
>different angle

>>35951135
She'll never stick like. Kate Upton is an SI icon, she'll never be close

Wow, she's even worse than Kate Upton...

>>35951241
kek

>>35951135
>This is what happens when feminazi rage takes over

They're just trying to save face since Iast year was the skimpiest reIease yet.

They said this was the year to make up for going so Iow in 2015.

>Feminazis controIIing femaIe media

IoI they think they can stop skinny modeIs and make men turn to these morbidIy obese bitches

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>>35951135
[spoiler]I'd fuck her[/spoiler]

>the fall of western society is upon us.
Such a great time to be alive.

>>35951296
Nigga pls

>>35951135
Wow by simply walking her legs are creating bigger waves than the ocean behind her.

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>>35951135
>filename

>>35951135

how did whales learn to walk on two feet?

I thought they only had a tail?

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>>35951135

So...

>>35951135
>implying she didnt put on 20lbs for the photoshoot

>>35952066
>image.jpg
What

>>35952277
>not realizing I'm talking about the pic in the OP
come on family

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>>35951241
>>35951288
>>35952082


What's the matter anon, can't handle a real woman? deadlift more, maybe then you can tap this

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>>35952442

Its a known fact that men prefer fatter women.

Notice how all the SI women are fat but the womens magazine women are skinny. Women think we desire skinny chicks but we really want some meat.

Since sports tend to attract high testeroine men this increases preferences for fatter women.

Since fit does not play sports they are low test betas (pl is not a sport neither is ol)

>>35953172
>can't distinguish between fat and nicely proportioned

the only curves on the whales body are where the clothing cuts into her fat

>>35951135
no shots from the waist down...

Very suspicious. They probably didn't want to touch up frame by frame

>>35951135
This is disgusting. A new low for feminist controlled society. Telling men what type of women were supposed to settle for. The fuck is this bullshit. You don't see men taking over women's magazines and slapping fatty beer belly assholes on their covers.

>>35951135
>muh test
Normies falling for this meme, sad desu senpai

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>people on my facebook feed posting about this and calling it a "victory"

>>35952442
>>35953141

She looks 10kgs lighter in the second pic

I can't wait for bitches to start complaining that no hot guys are attracted to them just based on the new agenda the media is pushing. Like we are somehow obligated to be attracted to this, fuck off.

>>35951135
Wait, would you guys no absolutely smash this? Fark, shes so thick

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>>35951135
>"""""""""""""Sports""""""""""""" Illustrated

Oh, America.

>>35952442
Without photoshop she'd be so disgusting.

>>35951135
>Sports Illustrated
Which sport, darts?

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>>35953616

>>35951288
>>35953425
THIS

>>35953633
It's not that we wont, it's that I think someone at SI was thinking "let's make a girl like her an icon to "get with the times", and or gave in to feminism like a cuck sissy-boy pussy.

>>35951135
Are you kidding me OP? I'd take this curvy beautiful specimen over a skinny chick with abs and rounded delts any day.

Imagine this high test woman sitting on your face and forcing you to breath in her fart fumes. Imagine her breast feeding you every night before bed to give you those extra calories and nutrition. Imagine how vast her knowledge is for making bulking foods. This is god-tier material.

>you will never smell her shoes after she wore them all day ;_;

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Worst cosplay I've ever seen

>>35953668
this must be a troll

>>35953678
>you will never be her toilet

>>35953678
>>35953692
>swn punch you in the balls until you piss blood
just kill me now familiapai

>>35953684
Based.

[spoiler]How old is she now?[/spoiler]

>>35951135
don't get your knickers in a twist over a fluff piece. SI does them all the time. she's not the covermodel or even a regular, and it's not like they're going to start recruiting a mix of fat girls as regulars for their swimsuit issues to pander to an essjaydub crowd that doesn't even buy the magazine in the first place.

>>35951135

I have better arms, shoulders, and legs than her. And I just got out of a 4-month illness where I didn't work out at all. I'm not even proper fit right now. That's fucking pathetic.

Those blubber legs, what the hell.

>mfw the high test meme was perpetuated by insecure women in order to gradually change /fit/'s image on fatties

>>35952086
>this is curvy
>>35951135
>this is fat
people should learn the difference

>>35951135
she has big titties and juicy legs, what's not to love?

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>>35951135
I bet her farts could crack a wooden bench and put a dent in a metal one. The loose flapping fat flab helps with the momentum of ass wind and makes it a force to be reckoned with.

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There I fixed her.

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>>35953425
How come male fatbodies aren't featured in photo shoots?

>>35955201
Feminazis aren't worried about an "unfair" perception of men. I.e., therein lies the hypocrisy.

Everyone is so hypersensitive and PC these days. It's fucking gross. Before i gained 45 lbs, people constantly referred to me as skinny. The few times i retorted and called someone fat, they lost their fucking shit.

People are hypocrites.

>>35953668

this is literally the same type of shit rapists say

>>35955201
How is even the left picture appealing to women? Yeah Im going to buy a bra that Ill look fat and disgusting in, kek.

>>35955201
maybe the girl one is for a plus-size store?
please let that be it...

>>35955237
I have the opposite
Was fatty: "oh noooo anon! you're not fat! you're just fluffy! That's just your shape! I couldn't imagine you otherwise"
Now average sized (not even skinny): "are you sure you're not losing too much weight? Wow, you're all bones! Don't get too skinny! Watch out for anorexia!"

>>35955201

>that shitty genetic of the guy in the middle

>>35955258
top kek
>>35955237
>fat woman
>hypocrisy
>hypo
figures

>>35955266
>>35955237

>tfw I live in Germany so nobody gives a shit
>tfw people compliment me on having muscles
>tfw people strive to slim down instead of accepting that they're fat

feels fucking awesome. in all honesty, americans are the most retarded beings on this earth. they posess the same level of stupidity as muslims

>>35955164
Is she crossing over from a parallel dimension?

>>35955312
>tfw people strive to slim down instead of accepting that they're fat
Yeah, literally the antithesis of the USA.

>don't feel good about yourself?
>instead of improving myself, better focus on making sure everyone accepts me for who i am (read: a fat, lazy piece of shit)

Hurts my brain.

>>35951135
This is just sad, her face is so beautiful...

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>>35951135
>pick fatty just so people will discuss about it and promote the magazine
Next will be a fat black lesbian transgender or something like that.

>>35955312
Yeah it is disgusting how 68% of Americans are overweight or obese! So gross! Not like slim and cool Germany where only 60% are overweight or obese!

Honestly I shouldn't make fun of you for being bad at math, the school systems in Syria are notoriously underfunded.

>>35956095
>syria
made me kek

>>35952442
>oh you're home anon, what did you bring home for dinner?

I fucking love you guys I never cease to have a real laugh when getting on /fit.

This roller coaster of delusion is probably only just starting and I can't wait for future hilarity.

"What happened to that sports illustrated model who was the biggest and most beautiful?"
>She died of natural causes
"She was 48"
>NATURAL CAUSES

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>>35953633
>>35952442
"plus sized" models always look better on camera. Up close, without the airbrushing and makeup and angles and lighting, she's going to be a 5/10. I'd still smash, but that just says a lot about how low men's standards are and how pathetic most women are these days

>>35953172
>muh girls with meat
pic-related

>>35955201
>feminism
>opposing sexist double standards
pick one. And now that most people realize feminists are all a bunch of sexist hypocrites, the only people who identify as feminist anymore are sexist hypocrites, so this is probably going to just get worse

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>>35953172

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>>35956285
I can't wait until Tess needs a mobility scooter to get around. She's not going to just up and die, we're going to get like 10 years of her being immobile before she actually dies

>>35956338
Now that's what I call healthy

>>35953425
Media already tells us who to like.

>>35953172
you're right, we've all just been hallucinating ol all these years IN THE FUCKING OLYMPICS

>>35956338
This fucking woman wanted to run a triathalon?

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>>35951288
>"The media is telling men to like stick-thin bimbos! If we put a bunch of pigs in Sports Illustrated, men will want to fuck us! "

Nice try, fatties. You have tens of thousands of years of evolutionary psychology against you.

>>35954853
The enormous stomach?

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>>35956436
attractiveness is relative. People keep saying this on /fit/ but the plan is working. People say they still won't fuck a 250 pound whale, okay, but plenty of normal or even attractive guys will settle for a woman 20-30 pounds overweight now.

Pic-related, we're at the point where our standards are so warped, plenty of people won't even call a fat girl "fat" unless she's 300 pounds. Women have gotten much fatter than men, it's a simple fact that men's standards have in fact dropped and now most men will settle for women in worse shape than themselves. Fit guys will settle for skinnyfat girls. Normal guys will settle for chubby girls. Chubby guys will settle for landwhales

>>35956507
>not fat

I even like chubby chicks but that's too much

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>>35956608
That's the problem. She's borderline obese, but our standards have become so warped from things like that and the OP that she's not even considered fat. That one guy saying that the poster should "get out more" if he thinks anything less than 500 pounds is fat. It's scary how normalized obesity for women is these days
Pic-related, only about 1/4 of women in the US are at a healthy bodyfat% now. Compared to about half of men. There are twice as many "normal" men as normal women, which is why men are dropping their standards so much

>>35952082

Actually, the proper term is ambulocetus, from the Latin root ambulo, meaning walking or movement. Literally, ambulocetus is "the walking whale." Some day she will marry, breed, and you'll see her pod at your local fast food joint.

>>35953141

What a waste of good lingerie.

disgusting tbhfam

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>>35953172

Pic related.

>>35956507
YOU WEIGH MORE THAN ME AND I CAN DL 350 LBS
WHAT THE *FUCK* AMERICA
>MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>35955164
My fucking sides!
And hers.

Which sport is it? Competitive eating?

>>35951135
well guess what, she still has something 90% of girls don't have. High tier facial aestethics. It's even worse to promose facially attractive girls since that's something you really can't change. Why aren't all the fat SJW:s promoting butterfaces to the modelling industry instead?

>>35955201
>the free terrible looking men

Ok, maybe not so much the guy on the right. The guy on the right has decent facial aesthetics not a terrible base.

But the other two are still below average. Especially the guy in the middle. He probably struggles to get laid (or is in a lifeless marriage) just as much as the dark haired fatty on the left.

The left dude with that silly grin is probably on about the same level as the blonde girl with the love handles. Who obviously gets laid simply because people are desperate.


There is nothing double standards about this picture at all. I guess it just shows you how ugly the average guy is, if these guys are seen as anything above completely ordinary.


If any of you fit bros are having a bad day. Just remember that pic related is 'hot' to some people. On both sides.

>>35958058
This, its so fucking ridiculous to rally for body acceptance (a thing that can be changed through training and diet), yet you're still expected to have beautiful face (a thing thats defined at birth and cannot be changed)

>>35951135
lol what kinda shit is this... I can get fat too

>>35953740

Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile.

I am doing the only thing that makes sense. I looked through a copy at Barnes and Noble, noted the most prominent advertisers, and then tweeted out something along the lines of "well that's 5 bucks saved on not having to buy this year's SI swimsuit edition, not interested in plus size, thanks" then I hashtagged a bunch of the advertisers for the magazine.

>>35953862

I always thought the high test meme was because some guy had been so horny on steroids or test or whatever that he fucked a somewhat chubby girl and regretted it and stopped taking test because the gains weren't worth those kind of fuckups and it sort of snow balled from there.

>>35956338

Look at how rehearsed and well practiced that motion is. How many times do you think they've done that?

>>35958058
I've noticed this too. The body acceptance movement is actually telling men to be MORE shallow. Instead of judging women on their lifestyle choices, we're supposed to only care about their genetics. Personally I'll still take a fit girl with crap genetics over a fat girl with perfect genes, but it's annoying how much they want to actually promote LESS realistic beauty standards, because only a very small percent of women can even look decent when they're obese

>>35958183
Your comment just highlights how big the double standard is and how much higher standards are for men. Those guys obviously all work out and watch what they eat, they're in pretty good shape. But because they aren't Zyzz-mode, you put them in the same category as fat chicks

>>35951135
she could sit on my face.