Why even come to /fit/ if no humor thread? Without it it's just people complaining about vegans, and CBTs.
The whole fucking board is /fit/ humor bro. Just open up a random thread and prepare your sides.
I laughed harder at that guy getting banned from his gym for masturbating than I have at any humor thread ever
Oh god that story, reminds me of the one where the crazy fat chick stabbed the girl in the wheelchair.
>it's just people complaining about vegans, and CBTs
Don't forget invading /pol/cucks ruining every other thread.
No, I am specifically posting some of these because I never see them
You should check out the rest of his stuff, he is goddamn hilarious.
That's Lenny aka Big Lenny aka Fat Fucking Lenny aka King Gym Rat.
From Delray Misfits.
Agreed, the real comedy is all around us. The humor threads are mostly just screen shots of /fit/ threads and a few shitty comics and pics that get posted in every single thread at this point
Chinese mafia mires
>at work (Chinese restaurant)
>have to go to a party after work at 1am to keep connections with the Chinese supplier good
>all Chinese restaurants get their shit from this company owned by the Chinese underworld bro's
>fucking 1 hour drive
>get there, awkwardly meet the boss (actual fucking boss)
>dude is worth over 2 fucking billion €€
>sits there in a fancy suit smoking grass
>everyone has to bow down and pay homage to Chinese supreme leader
>he asks who the fuck I am (through a translator)
>bow, my boss tells him that I'm the strongest person he knows and that I'm a former commando
>calls for 4 rice bags f 20 kg to be hauled out of the kitchen
>tells me (no shit) to lift that above my head to prove myself
>now in my time at the commandos I've seen some shit and experienced a lot of things, but my spidey senses tingled and warned me to do as he says
>I can easily c&j 140 kg but that's a fucking bar, try it with 4 loose fucking rice bags
>manage to do some weird Hercules lift ad then just throw all the bags above my head at once
>one bag breaks and rice is everywhere, but I get applauding chinks who are amazed at my strength (top kek I'm dyel)
>he snaps his fingers and a QT3.14 escort/waitress in a bikini cleans it all
>get a nickname "zhû"
>means pig / strong man (thnx Chen fuck you)
>at the end I get €300 in cash by some dude who said the boss was pleased
100% real story tho, for all Dutch bro's: all Chinese and Japanese restaurants (owned by Chinese chinks) have to pay homage to that person once every few months because he gives them good deals (chink only)
Shit happened in Utrecht at a sasha bar that's shut down now (kek) thanks to some Turks. Don't remember the name but ask your chink boss who works at a restaurant if he knows "the man with five sons" and you will have my story confirmed
>95 kg 15% bf 190 cm