Post screens of you making it because apparently no amount of lifting fixes autism
>Inb4 fries and emojis. bitches apparently loved both of these things.
Whenever I read these I understand why so many posters on fit seem to think girls are retarded
These convos are always with such basic bitches that even when you drop your spaghetti you could probably just pick it back up, put it on a plate and serve it to her as gourmet
>2014 message sent
That's the only girl who's shown interest in you in the last 2 years isn't it? Don't lie
While we're on the topic of girls
>be me, autistic virgin
>signed up to do speed dating tomorrow
My collective niggas. I had her friend give me her number and that's how the conversation has went. 4 messages in and I feel like I sound autismo. What do to salvage this?
>had her friend
>give her number
>you already went autismo before you thought you went autismo
Are you in 5th grade and cant ask a girl for her number or something
you fucked up by not getting the number personally
From what I can tell, you have stage 5 critical autism, it's time to give the fuck up, I have no idea what the fuck you're saying in that text. They only thing you can do now is, throw everything into the bucket and just ask if she's dtf.
>be aesthetic and attractive
>been told on almost every occasion that I have the worst resting bitch face ever and always look pissed
>too autistic to approach
>6'2 200 lbs low bf%
I'm actually not a virgin
I've fucked 3 girls
Last time I fucked a girl was October 2014. Last time I got a blow job was February 2015. Last time I was on a date and made out with a chick was August 2015. It baffles my mind. I feel like I am reverting back to the time when I was an autistic non lifting fucc boi virigin.
But I have a good body this time. People automatically assume that I can fuck any girl I want. If only they knew...
Fuck it I'll post
>Girl comes over
>Fuck her brains out for an hour
>Keeps making plans and cancels them cause she's "scared"
>Sends me short texts
>Gets pissed at me when I get pissed she won't hang
>Go off on her in the most polite way and she says we will hang
>Says she doesn't wanna stop talking
>I haven't texted her in a day
Am I going about this right you think /fit/? I figure pulling away is my best option at this point cause everytime I bring up hanging out we just fight.
Im not saying to plan a meeting. I meant just spontaneously talking to anyone when in just a group setting. And what happened to just being open to every girl? Why are you guys just going for one girl?
anyway, this only works when you dont really give a fuck about school work. If you actually trying to get A's then you most likely will miss chances to talk during group research and shits.
Just tell her you don't have time for someone who flakes like that, and that you're not looking for someone just to talk to.
Then tell her she has your number, give you a buzz when she wants to do something
I've thought about that but I live in a large city so people are all over the place.
Also >>35949491 it's a rule I have. The last girl was 20 and that's just asking for rumors to get around when I stop talking to her. I want supervisor and I work for a Fortune 500 company so it's all about your image.
A girl fake-married me on the first day we met, and today she was talking about how cold she was and was bopping my arm and calling me warm.
Does this mean she likes me, and wanted me to put an arm around her or something?
any time a girl touches you that means she is interested. there is never a girl that will step out of her comfort zone without being interested in the person
fuck it my nigga smash that then gtfo
Tinder bio? Nothing, really. Maybe just the name of the school you're attending. Also, you should fuck the huge one if she's down. Good practice.
If she replies just ignore what you sent her. I would suggest joking around with her, but I don't think you can handle the responsibility. Invite her to eat, coffee, or something quickly. She obviously thinks you're attractive. You should have left the Rick and Morty text out.
As for making it, I don't talk to girls IRL for dates, but I kill it at Tinder which is harder. The keys to success at Tinder:
Create engaging conversation with some jokes, find out what they like, I usually don't talk about anything sexual, but I have a shirtless picture in my boxers under a waterfall so they're already thinking sexual if they swipe right. I just try to be interested in them and try to get them for a coffee date ASAP, then if you didn't talk about sex they will feel very comfortable if there's an attraction. Find out what she likes to watch and recommend it at your place, she'll say yes and don't fuck up. I met this one girl because she really liked Mad Max and I just asked her if she wanted to watch it, she said yes. We watched the movie then ended up fucking. She said she never meets anyone off of Tinder, but she met me because it seemed that I was genuine.
tl;dr Don't talk about sex. Find out what she likes. Meet for coffee. Invite her over under premise. Then fuck.
I still don't know what it means
Though on an unrelated note I'm banging out 4 different girls right now.
It's pretty neat
>If she keeps eye contact for at least three seconds she likes you
Or she is a socially competent, well adjusted human being.
Jk, there are no sane women left in the Western world, she wants the D.
How did you meet them?
I'm having trouble with meeting new girls since literally everything I do is all guys
>intramural sports (only guys)
>lifting (girls are there but don't like to be hit on)
I'm working with one of them short term
One is an old lifting buddy
Another is an ex that still craves the d
The other is just some black slut I met at a party
Pic related for lifting buddy
>I don't talk to girls IRL for dates, but I kill it at Tinder which is harder
>actually believing this
On tinder you're talking to a prefiltered sample of only women who are either desperate for some action, or at least for some male attention.
You're selling bicycles to people who intentionally entered a bicycle shop and you think this is harder than going out on the street and selling a bicycle to some random pedestrian who may already have a bicycle or only rides unicycles.
Note: You said "dates" so I assume you're NOT talking about drunk club sluts. Drunk club sluts are the equivalent of customers who walked into your bicycle shop drunk and with money practically hanging out of their purses.
it's too late lol I hooked up with her but haven't fucked yet. she honestly likes me though there's no doubt about it. I really want to have sex with her once because her body is 10/10. I'm hanging out with her at her apt tomorrow as well
think this is ok for me to go ahead?
That's just like your opinion man
>23 years old
>no sex life
>no relationships/sex all throughout college
>about to graduate now
>meet a younger girl in one of my classes
>sits near me a lot
>sometimes texts me, studies with me for hours, and talks to me between classes
>she's not particularly hot but she is pretty so I assume she's in my league
>she never does anything with me outside of class
>doesn't text me for anything besides classes
>spends 99% of her time with all her girlfriends, probably having no want for a relationship of any kind
>tfw I live 45 minutes away from campus with my parents anyways
>tfw I can't afford to live on campus or in the city
>tfw I think of suicide all the time but won't do it because I hold out hope things will be different after college
>tfw I'm beginning to wonder if that's true
>because I hold out hope things will be different after college
Yeah, it gets worse, suddenly you have no framework to meet people in.
College forces you to socialise a lot, I used to be pretty alpha in college but now at 27 I'm scrambling to meet people.
It only gets worse m8.
Shit niggas got an "I love you" on the first time I texted her. Get on my level.
Meeting people, especially women gets infinitely harder after college as you no longer have the time to just sit somewhere where literally thousands of women frequent.
I've been out of college/grad school for a while now and I am considering online dating since I never meet any new people outside the same few people I meet every day.
But we should mention, on the upside, the older you get, the easier it is to get laid, though.
So while you meet less girls, it might be that you have much better chances to get laid. Either girls your age that are scrambling to settle or younger girls that want to fuck you only because you're older.
bros I need help. I'm doing a bar crawl then club tomorrow and there's this qt that i think likes me.
I know club talk isn't supposed to be long, but what do I even speak about to get with her?
wtf that's a legitimately good show
you can't just write it off because a bunch of faggots like it
a bunch of faggots like lifting too and you don't scoff at it, do you?
Not so much overrated as it is over-popular and most people think "HURR IT'S ABOUT SCIENCE SO I'M SMART FOR LIKING IT"
There are some times when I cry laughing at it and some times where it goes into a semi deep level. I like it and I'll ask if someone likes it to establish something we might have in common, but I'm not gonna wear a bitch-ton of T-Shirts about it and say I belong to it's "fandom"
You don't have to explain your actions, she'll figure it out. Doing so makes you come across as needy "I need her to know why, I need to explain myself and my actions to her".
Texting should only be for setting up dates, not having little meltdowns. Everything else you blow off/ignore.
That's ghosting and it's considered a bitch move.
It's not you having some little shit fest with them over text, it's taking away their opportunity. Once they feel like they're losing their hold they either
1. Fuck off
2. Fuck you
>talked to a qt about digimon the other day
>told her about cyber sleuth and how I had a harem of womons following me around
>she never responded
>this was five days ago
Just kill me now senpai, I was going to ask her out on Valentine's day
>220lbs down from 350, noob gains
>former wow-playing neet fat fucking kv loser
>now just regular wow-playing kv loser
>in english class
>sit next to this girl who's three years older than me, 24, who is constantly teasing/"bullying" me
>preference for older women runs in the family, preference for being teased is just me
>it gets me hard
>talking about how we gotta peer review these essays we're writing, topic: our identity
>Man I can't wait for everyone to read about what a fucking loser I am, I says
>haha, but you're not a loser..
>....or, wait, you're not a loser, right anon?
What was even the point in trying to get /fit/ if I'll always be stuck with this autism
Banged this girl last night. Not the cutest but a good body
Just control your future spergouts and try to talk to her again and rekindle that spark. It can be good to have niche hobbies like digimon as long as you don't make it what defines you.
Besides like the other guy said you have nothing to lose. Absolute worse case scenario, the conversation dies out and you move on. But there is potential for to get a meaningful relationship out of this.
Hate to break it to you but there is no specific type of girl on tinder. They may be there for different reasons, but most of the time it's for action. Almost every girl is on tinder.
There are 3 types of girls in Tinder:
You have the really hot ones who are only there for validation. They don't need a phone app to hook up with guys or gets dates so don't try.
You have the occasional cuties who are naive and are actually looking for something serious. This is also a waste of your time unless you're looking for the same so move on cause they're is probably something funky about them anyway.
Then you have the thirsty ho's who are on there for dick. These will usually look less appealing and if you want to get laid you're going to have to lower your standards, but once in awhile you will find a gem. This is your ideal demographic. If this is unacceptable then prepare to take some dumb bitch on a few dates before getting laid then
>She said she never meets anyone off of Tinder, but she met me because it seemed that I was genuine.
Ooohhhh anon, teehee, this is so not like me to fuck a person I find attractive from the internet! I'm not on tinder for this exact reason, this never happens!
what if i dont play videogames
hes got a point man, you cant really trust her if shes on tinder, i mean what else could she say "i hooked up with 12 guys on here and let them cum on my face"
Are you fucking retarded? Did you miss the part where I said I was 6'2 (almost 6'3)?
But yes, I have low bf% at 6'2 200 lbs. I've been eating clean for years.
This is why fatties are scum, you self important little shit. You are just like every other person, and this whole autism angle is either you trying to fit in with fit or some sad dejected way to further your little head narrative because if you didn't keep feigning interest in your non story of a life you'd have killed yourself years ago
I can almost taste it...
Fuck that Anon, you are in control of your life.
Ask her out on a date. Tell her you !like her. If not you have no reason to be upset if you didn't try.
Sometimes failing is better than not trying anyways. It reminds you what it feels like to be alive.
U will make it bro. I'm 28 and life has only improved after school
Start slower than you think slow is and breath deeply until you have broken past the initial excitement or youll bust before you have any idea what is happening.
Exhale as you slowly penetrate, inhale as you pull out. Dont be obvious about how you manage your breathing, but make sure you arent rushing and SLOWLY work your way up to a good stroke.
I cant emphasize enough how important it is that you take your time.
You know, you guys are some of the most uplifting people I've ever met, especially online, you always manage to give people the last straw of hope (unless they're fucking hopeless like OP) and you're what makes /fit/ good.
>tfw mom is dead and dad is some deranged homeless drug addict somewhere and I can't find him, probably dead too
I clawed my way out of poverty, I lost 140 lbs and I'm about to walk the stage in may for my Bachelors. I wish I could talk to my mom one last time, and ask her if she's proud of me.
Answer the fucking phone when it's your parents, faggot. One day they'll stop calling.
I'm just playing the game. You'd never see me talk like this in a real conversation, I think it;s fucking stupid, but if it's gona work I don't care what I type. She also uses faces a lot more than usual so I'm just following suite, probably the most emoticon loaded conversation I've had in a long time.
A piece of advice:
If you tell girls you like video games, anime, Pokemon or other nerd shit the feeling they get upon hearing this is the same feeling you would get if they told you that they suck 5 different dick a week, getting railed by every professor and had 6 abortions by 6 different men.
>lifting almost every day
>going full autism with girls
>not getting laid once
>no time to lift, barely ever work out
>not getting enough sleep, eating dominos every day, feel like shit all the time
>can't even be bothered enough to go full autist
>banged a high test redhead last week, have a girl lined up for this weekend to fuck with no effort
>have super hot asian, qt petite white girl, and now possibly a second asian and a cool southern girl interested
What the fuck happened. I'm a fuck ugly smelly too
>Almost every girl is on tinder.
>some /fit/ autist actually believes this
What, did you do a survey IRL and most girls you asked admitted to being on tinder? Obviously you didn't and they wouldn't admit to being on tinder even if they were. These delusions, wow. I'm trying to imagine how you reached the conclusion, I'm guessing it was:
>so many girls on tinder
>that's gotta be like all of them, no way it's only a fraction of them, there aren't that many girls in the world
By the same logic every man plays all video games at once.
>21 years old, high school dropout, unemployed with only entry level job history
>dyel skinnyfat (first came to /fit/ in 2010, lurked for a year, never started lifting, one of my biggest regrets)
>balding, hairline is fucked now and going to have to shave it all off this year
>minor pectus excavatum
>have a gf who lifts
>mfw lurking /fit/ and reading posts by 6'+ aesthetic dudes complaining
Still pretty dyel but fuck it
Well it's easy to determine of your mom woud ben proud of you. All (good) mothers want their children to be happy andere succesful. Are you happy? Are you working for your goals and dreams? If so she's probably proud.
We all gon make it my nignogs
Things will never be different, keep on the grind and never fear getting rejected.
Try a nightclub with your friends and if you don't have any friends put on something nice to wear, some cologne and stand next to the bar. Eventually you'll get drunk enough to have the balls to approach someone or you'll get approached by either qt3.14s or some chadbros looking for a good time. Either way you'll get friends that know sloots and from there it's easy street to meet willing gals
First time I ever put it in I put it in her bumbum by accident
You motherfuckers, so I took a bunch of my screen shots and had meant to send them to myself so I could post them here but I accidentally sent like 3 screen shots of me talking to girls, TO THE GIRL IM CURRENTLY TALKING TO, including one of her.
Brb hardcore damage control
Bro I'm 27, and getting laid more than ever. I went to college in Canada and moved back to the states so I didn't have any friends.
Joined a rugby club team for bros to go out with, and hopped on okcupid, plenty of fish, and tinder. They all have a different user base and not much over lap. The later in your 20s you get while stil being fit, not having children, having a decent job with a little disposable income, and not complete autism the easier it is to get laid.
18-21 year olds see you as "mature", 21-25 usually are down just to have some fun, 25-30 year olds are starting to get desperate to find a guy. The tables turn in your favor as you age if you take care of yourself.
It would take too long. I basically told her I meant to sent them to my brother, for "advice" about hers, and as inside jokes for the other two then manufactured a fake convo using a friends phone.
she sorta bought it i think.
had to delete the posts, im still too shaky after that clusterfuck.
here are some i dont care about
idk if i have autism but this is what i do when i talk to any girl
Yeah, she's a ho if you're in her league (she fucked around a lot at TRH where we both worked.) I never liked talking to her; she's bimbo-ey. But she's got some rockin tits. And I think she looks like the cgi cheshire cat when she smiles.
Dude it's like 85% DYELS. And its fun, plus you can look at quincis ass during meetings.
honestly you seem pretty cool, come lift at lionheart with me. im totally serious
I've always wanted to meet a someone else from fit in real life.
just so the rest of the thread can follow,
this is the ass im recommending he come look at. shes actually really cool as well, took her on a couple dates, but wasnt into her.
Lionheart so expensive! I loved the facilities when I lived at the meridian, but I live at the Graduate now so I switched to the closest campus gym. I will check out FABB club tho.
I met a guy from fit in dallas
He wore a dragon ball z shirt and spouted memes the whole time
He did SS and curled like 30 pounds
Other than fit he had no other hobbies
Went exactly how I thought it would
i dont have a screen shot but basically
>talk to girl from bumble
>get number after 5 or 6 messages
>adds me on snapchat
>send her one shirtless picture and shes sending nudes and asking when we can fug
>tfw i have a gf and i only did this because i was craving attention
>she in law school and a 7/10 but i cant fully cheat on my gf
you can't regret not lifting. You can regret not doing it sooner, but you can always start. I mean you're 21 some people don't start till 23 and still have massive gains.
The only regret is you're the type of person who uses excuses instead of actually just doing. The only thing holding you back is you, everything else is just your delusions so you feel better about not doing something.
But hey, your girlfriend is probably with you because she wants a guy who is in worse shape than her so she feels like you can't leave her. She'd probably accuse you of cheating or some shit if you got fit.
I'm 6' flat (lmao manlet) and get compliments and just general consensus from other people saying i'm the biggest guy in a group. How this comes up is beyond me, people are so uncomfortable with being smaller than others that they think pointing it out will make it go away or make the person alienated is my best guess. /fit/ grills always want to be friends with me but never outwardly show interest, instead favoring my dyel friends or builtfat lifting buddies. Every other grill shows interest in me (which is 90% of grills at the gym since most just go for cardio or bullshit workouts).
You're not impressing anyone with your 'out of your league' girlfriend who is using you as a safety net. You date down when you're insecure about yourself, it just turns out being insecure and being dedicated to fitness tend to correlate well.
I'll get you a medal made buddy.
i do this, works every fucking time. all these dudes with their carefully crafted cute replies are wasting their time. quick, to the point, aloof, "mean". chicks cant get enough of it because they're so used to beta faggots fawning all over them.
>First year at uni, meet girl at work (Not worried about losing the job if things go south, it's a fast food restaurant so the job is easily disposable)
>She's pretty cool
>In the same boat I am
>Start talking a lot
>Shits going good, she obviously likes me and I like her
>Set up plans for valentines day
>She starts telling people were dating, telling people we're a thing
>Try to hang out with her outside of work
>Shot down every time
>First time shes hanging out with a friend
>Second time shes doing my valentines day shopping
>Tells me we'll hang out next time were both off
>Keeps going on like that
>Other shit happens in my personal life, frustration level x10
>Keep texting her, but blow her off at work
>Blows up on me one night because when I see her at work I'm not "Making her feel wanted"
The fuck. It's like she wants to text all day but never wants to commit to shit in real life. Like Valentines day will be the first time I've ever seen her outside of work and she's acting like she's done nothing wrong here.
I've decided that I'm going through with valentines day (Mostly because I've already bought her shit) and take it from there. Basically see how things go, and if nothing changes tell her what >35949455 said.
I never really had this problem before. Anytime I fucked with a chick in high school I never had a problem hanging out with them.
Also more greentext because I need to get this shit off my chest before I go do legs
>Start there in semptember, we start talking almost immediately
>After a month or two she backs off and doesnt have much to do with me
>dont really care
>Start talking around to other girls, make sure she sees
>Guess she gets jealous
>Around late December she starts talking to me again
>I quit smoking for health reasons and pocketbook gains
>turns out she dropped me because she used to smoke and didn't want to date a smoker, but didn't want to tell me to quit
fast forward to yesterday (When shit went down)
>She comes in to work, go to talk to her but she brushes me off
>figure she needs her space, I have to many problems to really care anyway
>Dont really talk the whole night
The fuck. I'm literally right there. If she wants to talk she can always, y'know, walk over and talk to me. Plus I'm at work, I'm not exactly going to drop what I'm doing in the middle of a rush and go talk to her. Plus, if shes so desperate to talk she could always accept an invitation to hang out.
Idk /fit/, I like this girl and want shit to work out but shes making it to complicated. I don't need the added stress in my life if thats how shes going to be.
She sounds like a total psycho imo, if she doesn't wanna hang on spare time but shes fine telling everybody you're together shes just wanting a trophy bf so she can show off to her friends etc. imo you should dump her
That's what i'm thinking. I going to see how things go sunday. It's just weird to me, anytime I've liked someone I've always made it a priority to spend time with them. I'm feeling like she doesnt want to be single, but doesnt want to be in a relationship.
She also said that she didn't want me hanging around some of the girls she knew because she knew their intentions. I saw where she was coming from and respected that, but if shes not actually wanting to commit to anything than fuck that shit.
Seems like you're leaving out some details.
You say she doesn't want to hang out ouside of work but she told people you were her boyfriend. The most obvious question here is, have you even fucked her yet? Could she be avoiding meeting outside of work because it would lead to sex / she interprets "hanging out" as cue for sex, which it probably is?
Have you asked her on a formal date or do you say dodgy shit like /fit/ teaches you to? Maybe this is an actual good girl. More likely she's a "former slut" who fell for "netflix and chill" a few times because she's one of those hoes who can't say no.
This is just my first guess, it could be something else obviously.
Well, she is a former slut. I've tried about every way, usually going to get something to eat. I'm honestly not to concerned about fucking her as gay as it sounds. I'm not really looking for a one night stand, partied enough in high school. I want something more stable now.
Basically taken a look at the divorce rates and decided it's still a great deal for women so let's get married but not in that old-fashioned way where there's an uncomfortable side effect for the woman.