How do into blaha mode?

>>35926396
Just eat whatever you want, lift moderately heavy, and make me embarrassed to be a texan

Actually doesn't look bad here, but since he's autistic like Jason Genova he can't lose that last pouch of bodyfat

Don't you mean The Monster mode?

lift for 20 years, roid, claim to be a powerlifter but have a total that is achievable by nattys in a fourth of that time

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Lift once a week. Have severe autism.

>>35926457
wew laddie

>>35926436

water weight bro, leanest I've ever been right now

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>>35926457
>mfw jerry ward challenged him to a fist fight and Jason flashed an ammo clip

>>35926457
Holy shit lmao

>>35926396

> claims to have more muscle than every natural on the planet.
> claims to be bigger than serge nubret.
> claims to be bigger than rich piana
> no matter how long he cuts, he will always be 20% bodyfat

not gonna lie though, he's looking pretty yoked in pic related. Probably upped the dose.

>>35926483
Jerry is a self proclaimed thug. Blaha Blast was in the right.

first you have to shrink all the way down to 5'6" then never lift and rant about things you know nothing about.

>>35926483
>clip

>>35926824
I thought jerry was on a straight shooter, now that he's off heroine. I wouldn't be surprised if he was still using gear, but I don't think he's a "thug"

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>>35926396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
obligatory

>>35926457
>if I hated him he'd already be dead
Queue in picture of Blaha with a katana wearing a Fedora and a heavy metal shirt with the words above him with flames rising from each letter

>>35926396
>How do into blaha mode?

get a lobotomy

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>>35926457

>>35926419
L.o.l.

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>>if I hated him he would be dead already

Blaha is a meme created by the United States government to illicit hyper mental retardation among the /fit/izens

>>35927349
>guilty of espionage
wat

I don't think it works that way
m8

>>35926396
>blaha wearing multicams
wew lad

on a side note can this guy ever take a picture without sucking in his massive gut?

>>35927333
Jerry's a bullshitter like most of the fitness industry YouTubers

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>>35926457
>methinks

>>35926457
Top.Fucking.Kek

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>>35926457
>methinks
>mfw blaha was jar jar binks all the time

>>35926457
Mr. Methinks

>>35927801
You tripped just to reply with lol? Fucking stop you are in every thread

>>35928383
clover does it automatically. I wont be around much longer, heading to basic training

>>35928437
Thank god

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>>35928437
I bet you tell people you're in the military.

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>>35926457
M O N S T E R
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>>35927349
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No offense to Scoobs, but why do all of his costumes suck massive cock? The dude is yoked and could have been a FANTASTIC Cpt. 'Murica if he made / purchased a decent costume.

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Does hanging bell end below balls mean that you have a big dick or that you took steroids/creatine and your balls shrunk?

>>35926457
there are people that still take this man seriously

LOL

>>35930994
That bitch has got some birthin' hips

>>35930994
Why wouldn't you get lipo at that point?

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>>35926396
Find a pre-op male to female tranny.
Give it the "D" twice a day.
Give conflicting advice.
Tell lies so much that they become the truth in your mind.
Become jealous of others success & try to diminish their hard work & success.

>>35926396
Secret dhs training x f

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>>35926457

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>>35931714

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>>35931650
it wouldn't fix loose skin

His Deadlift and squat form is so fucking horrible and he says it's intentional

>>35928057
>>35926457
>blaha is the key to all of this
>if we get blaha working
>cause he is a more autistic youtuber than we have ever had in any of the fitness industry before

>>35931708
wait a minute. are you telling me his gf is a tranny?

>>35931801
He may have gone too far in a few places.

>>35931804
I just went to Jason's fb page and he had a rainbow confederate flag as his profile picture at one point, so yes

>>35931804
Look at that jawline & adams apple. Her/his face looks like a boulder.

>>35931789
wow he's truly a monster
xd
Looks like he doesn't even fucking lift
just some fat guy who played suports

>>35926457
Jason Blaha is actually the computer from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

>>35932263
But he's amusing instead of terrifying.

When I check out his FB & YouTube page all the people leaving comments are total fucking slobs & Neets. It reminds me of the TV preachers & their ignorant elderly fan base.

>>35932013
Fucking support players, when will they learn.

>>35931789
The monster... In the Jeffrey Dahmer sense of the word.

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ban test

>>35931821
But he's stylistically designed to be that way