Am I the only one here who has a bigger penis flaccid than erect?

>>35925684

Pics

Right now

>>35925687
This is a SFW board. I'm not going to post dick pics

>>35925702

You must be new

>>35925684
No, and I seriously doubt that is even possible.

>>35925684
Are you circumsized op?

One of the negatives of circumsicions is that the erect penis cant always reach its full size since theres no slack in the skin

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>>35925702

>not posting dicks on /fit/

>>35925684
Yes.
>>35925702
It's not pornographic if no one enjoys it, it's for medical reasons

>>35925760
I'm not going to be a fucking idiot and fall for the b8. Should I be concerned with my dick or not? Should I cut my creatine or supplements?

>>35925684
I refused to believe that, how could it shrink when you get erect? Unless you post a before and after shot you're full of shit.

>>35925802

>Should I be concerned with my dick or not?

No, your story is made up so your penis is fine

>>35925867
It because shorter, a little thicker, and hard. From 6 inches flaccid to a little over 5 erect

>>35925927
Post on imgur, that way mods won't ban you.

>>35925927

Bull

Shit

>>35925684
How is that even possible?

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>6.3 inches flacid 5 inch girth
>First and only girl to ever see my penis sees it and wants to make me erect
>6.5 inches hard 6 inch girth
>Mfw she seriously said "I'm so disappointed:

>>35926028
I would be too

are you indian? I've heard weird stories about indians having erections that point down and shit like that.

>>35926037


Makes the raping easier

>>35926037
No, I'm a white British guy, but my family history has had some involvement in India, but that was generations ago. FUCK, do I have some weird Indian thing now?

As for the imgur suggestion, I'll see what their terms are, and if they're cool, I'll do that.

>>35926068
>I'll see what their terms are, and if they're cool, I'll do that.
>implying imgur gives a hint of a shit if some random indian uploads dick pics

>>35926077

My sides are kill

>>35925684
wtf!?
Is that even possible?
Americunt here, Indian and doesn't have a weird dick

>>35926091
Not your indians you idiot, the other indians shitting in the street.

>>35926068

>family involvement in india
>weird ass gorilla boner
>"white"
>"british"

>>35925684
Anon, don't post your freaky dick. As curious as I am, I'd rather not be scarred for life by seeing whatever horror you have down there.

>>35925702

Where do you think you are?

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>>35925684

>your erection...shrinks?

>>35926259

To be fair, he is indian

>>35926272
>No, I'm a white British guy, but my family history has had some involvement in India

he must have picked up some indian dna walking down a designated shitting street

>>35926300

Could be a curse from the toilet witch after trying to poo in the loo

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>>35926311

>>35926315
Mis lados

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>>35926315

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OP here

I almost fell for the imgur meme for fuck's sake

>>35926360

>implying you have a magic shrinking penis

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>>35926350

>>35926360
do you seriously think they go through every single image of the millions uploaded daily? They're not going to call the police because you posted a pee pee.

>>35926360

It's too bad there's nowhere on the internet where you could post pictures of your mangled penis without fear of reprisals.

>>35926377
this x100

what the fuck are you afraid of OP? the worst that will happen is that they remove your picture.

how do you think reddit's porn boards function? they all upload to imgur.


but despite this you will find another excuse not to post pics because your story is made up

Fuckin amateurs

>>>/soc/23270921

>>35926360

>claims to know a cool magic trick
>refuses to show anyone

You are the worst

>>35926417
Here's what I'll do. I'll outline my john and I'll color it in and post it here as a before and after. That's SFW, right?

>>35926360
Post it on a nsfw board and link it here. It's not hard. The fact that you couldn't come up with this yourself (and the ridiculous nature of your claim) leads me to believe you're full of shit.

>>35926430

see

>>35926410


Start posting that hang down

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>>35925684
>mfw grower
>4 inch flaccid
>7 inch erect
>2 inch straight after lifting

>>35926430
you should kill yourself.

>>35926454
Seems normal. What's the problem?

>>35926430

>my john

I think "my Sanjay" is more culturally appropriate

>>35926475
I'm white

>>35926489

Of course you are, pajeet

>>35926430
Are you 5 years old?
Also use a ruler for reference

Post pictures fuccboi

In for OP delivering

>>35926533
About halfway done coloring

>>35926543

Don't draw us a picture of your dick, you faggot. Post it on /soc/

In for OP delivering

>>35926430
>>35926543
Holy shit you dumb fuck. Are you really that afraid a ban? Then just post on /soc/ where it's allowed and link the thread.

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>>35925684
>tfw thicker when flaccid

having a beanpole fucking sucks

>>35926468
>tfw had to show off my 2 incher at the gym shower

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>tfw your dick is 1.5 inches flaccid
>tfw your dick is barely there after working out
>tfw when you get hard it bulks up to 7 inches long, 5.5 inch girth
perfect

>>35926360

>no nudity on imagur
>the fappening

i've got news for you, shrinking dick newfag

>>35926588
It would be pretty good if penises could be retracted inside the body at will

>>35926360

Kind of unrelated to the thread, but since when did "memes" become cunning attempts to trick people?

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Fucked up after pic, but this should be decent enough.

ALSO NOT PAJEET

>>35926627


>anon wants a vagina

>>35926656
>ALSO NOT PAJEET

what are levels and desaturation in photoshop

>>35926627
why the fuck would that be good?

>>35926656


Poo in the loo, Rajesh. Don't play with it.

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>>35926656
that 2 finger grip is the saddest thing I've ever seen and I've seen your 1rm

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>>35926656
Good job showing us the miniature bong but when are you going to post your dick?

>>35926672

Because then some one else can stick their penis inside him

>>35926656

>1789374838 hours in MSpaint

>>35926673
Fuck off

>>35926721

Not until I see your magic penis

>>35926627
It'd definitely be awesome to be able to retract your balls, but I like my penis always being out

Back to the original question, what the fuck is happening with my penis?

>>35926774

Posts it on /soc/ and we'll let you know, Parjanya

>>35926774
some of it has retracted back into your body.
what, you thought creatine just shrunk your balls?

>>35926774
It's trying to get away from your shiting streets

>>35926774
Maybe you're hard from looking at /fit/ all day and not even realizing it, and thinking of something you used to think of as being sexual is now turning you off.

Tldr; You've turned gay anon

>>35926774

You've not raped enough, so it is acting erratically

>>35926829
I guess I did inherit something from those ganges goons. Fuck me

>>35926656
Shit nig you're messed up. How does it retract like that?

>>35926774
Its trying to get away from your massive fucking vast and expansive faggotry so it shirnks when youre aroused as it is escaping into your body.

>>35926774
Its growth is stunted due to having too much shit crusting on it. I know it's tradition for you to poo in the streets but please also try to wipe as well.

Blood flow issue, try 2g/day horny goat weed and jelquing and kegels. I guarantee itll resolve your issue in a month.

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>>35926377

>>35927389
>tfw India is literally polluting the Earth with their shit

>>35926454
> 4 inch flaccid
> normal

S-since when?

All jokes aside my pepper is 1.5-2 inch flaccid and 5.5 erect.

Jelly:

>>35927389
>>35927410

>noaa.gov/tsunami

ehhhhhhhhh

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>>35926454
>tfw barely 2 inches flaccid
>tfw 6.5-7 inches erect

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>>35926077
Underrated post

>>35926028
It's called 'fleshpenis'. Google it.

>>35926068
POO IN LOO

>>35926656
hahahahaha
god every day im just so happy to be myself

>>35929510
turtle penises represent

>>35929510
I'm the exact same here
My ex was like wtf but I'm 7.5-8

>>35926311
>>35926315
toilets are scary, especially when you are in India