WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOO

Is that a real thing at PF?

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>>35812207
This is too

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Planet Fatness

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Anybody eaten at the PF food truck?

The PF Food Truck must serve only bagels, pizza, tootsie rolls, and crushed dreams.

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Good luck calling for help lunks

It's actually a great gym. Don't know why you guys always have to shit on it.

>>35812389
If you aren't being paid to shill for them then thats just embarrassing

>>35812389
Before dicovering /fit/ I went to one for a month.

They have no barbells, only have dumbbells that go up to 75 pounds, and it is all true:

- Yes they serve pizza (I think it is only once a week).
- Yes they have a toozie roll bin at the front (see >>35812247).
- Yes they have a lunk alarm. I do not think staff use it that often but I have seen videos of it being used.

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>>35812422
What's to hate, friend? Does your gym even have a food truck bash? Didn't think so

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yoom

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>>35812217
Gotta eat big to get big I don't see the problem with Pizza Monday desu

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JUST

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>>35812207
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-will-only-see-at-planet-fitness#.js5Y8V7OYg

>>35812389
No, it is a shit gym. I can tell you because I work there. It's so shitty that we who do work out and also work there have our own home gyms we work out at. The only equipment we actually use is the treadmill when there's no place to run like currently since the sidewalks are still snowed over after snowstorm Jonas.

There's only one serious lifter who visits regularly and only because he's an extraordinary cheapskate. He's so much he'll even use time under tension to take 1 minutes to complete one rep with the 75lb dumb bells.

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>>35812495
CARB

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i refuse to believe planet fitness is real. it, it just can be.

>>35812597
Oh it's real buddy, there's one right down the road from me.

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>>35812597
Don't forget, you belong

>>35812538
do people actually drink half and half?

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>>35812690
one of us one of us gooble gobble gooble gobble

>>35812697

I used to drink it straight, yes.

I sound fat because I am fat.

Not as bad as the dude drinking heavy cream though.

>>35812538
Wtf is in those tubs?
Pudding? Dipping sauce? Lard?

>>35812703
ew smith machines

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your typical planet fitness member

>>35812328
It's to deter ppl from advertising their shitty business.

>>35812753

Since they're bagels, jelly and cream cheese. Not sure about the third one. Maybe butter?

>>35812538
MY

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>>35812462
Holy shit this is real

>>35812768
you need to get better at posting, this is really unconvincing

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>>35812822

>>35812780
My bad I thought they were all donuts.

>>35812849
kek

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>>35812822

>>35812873
>please, don't lift.

I'd totally join if i were homeless.

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>>35812873
IS THIS REAL

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>>35812510
>buzzfeed

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>>35812873

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>>35812873

>>35812883
Jesus fuckin christ

>>35812793

RECTUM

>>35812200
I did the maths on Planet Fitness and they are massively over subscribed. Something like 12,000 members per gym

>>35812971
12,000 x 10 = $120,000/month

That's assuming none of them have a black card membership.

>>35812873
What reason do they give for this? They don't just say "lol no those are too meatheady" r-right?

>>35813101
Sorry it was actually 7,100 members on average.

I still don't think thbey make that much considering their expenses

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>>35812894
>>35812904
>>35812941
>>35812946

Oh, it's real.

>>35812971
And the 11,500 that never go are pure profit. It's the ultimate business model.

>>35812873
no way thats real

>>35813130
They're too intimidating. They figure that most of their clientele just wants to go and walk in treadmills and MAYBE do a machine. Real exercise isn't something normal people do, that's just for gym rats.

>>35813130

They don't want people who will actually use their equipment. Part of their selling point is how clean, new, and shiny all their equipment is. So they add those rules to discourage actual gym goers from signing up.

The reason their price is so low ($10/month) is because they know that the price point is low enough that people won't bother to cancel because "next week/month/year I'll totally start going to the gym again".

Basically their entire business is taking $10 a month from people too lazy to work out and too lazy to cancel their subscription.

In that regard they're genius.

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>>35812873
Sometimes I hate this fucked up world.

No reason to shit on PF; it's clearly and obviously a beginner's gym. Trashing those people is like 5th graders talking shit about 3rd graders. At least they're in the gym.

>>35813211
Holy shit if this is real

>>35812538
>CARB
Post-workout glycogen resynthesis was the intent, of course

>>35812946
>dat pic
Why the fuck did I stop going on /fit/ for so long

>>35813211
>Part of their selling point is how clean, new, and shiny all their equipment is.
I've never understood that. I don't want a gym that is too pristine and shiny. It makes me feel like I should relax instead of doing work. Arnold said something similar in his "Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding."

>>35813130
I can get how OHP, clean and jerk, and deadlift would be too "intimidating" for normies, but t-bar rows? Really?

>>35813245
>beginner's gym
I get what you're saying here, but beginners would be much better off doing real free weight barbell exercises, which you can't do at Planet Fitness. Also, their business model actually keeps their customers in the "mediocre" stage, because making progress would be too "intimidating." So many of those poor schmucks who sign up for a membership will be stuck at the beginner stage forever thanks to their clever business model.

>>35813450
T-bar rows make it look like you've got a huge steel dick which intimidates people.

>>35812446
That's pretty cool, but still shilling

>>35812703
We accept her we accept her

>>35813450
>It makes me feel like I should relax instead of doing work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-WNuruLT6Q

That's kind of the point.

Who would ever want someone to pat them on the back when they're trying to work out (I don't mean between set hype up either). Come relax, don't work out, have a cupcake.

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>>35812207

yes, but at our franchise we aren't allowed to use it because someone literally had a heart attack and died

>>35813450
have you ever consider taht PF wasnt designed for people like you?

>>35813683
This is why HAES exists. all the landwhales go to planet fitness expecting to get fit and complain on their Tumblr about "MUH GENTITICS'

>>35812200
Why do they have to ruin my favourite colours..

>>35813778
Lakers fan?
Do you bleed purple and gold?

>>35812926
>The guy who yawns between sets

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>>35813778