Hey bros I'm a bitch and I need to chase/mix to be able

man up and learn to drink booze straight. seriously, you dont need a mix if you learn to love whisky.

Man up and just fucking get through it, breathe deep and be mindful if you want, shit helps.

Vodka, water and lime juice.

>>35790478
Ony pretentious faggot drink quality whiskey to get drunk at a party.

>>35790429
I dunno I just get over it. Drinking flavoured shit is unnecessary sugars I don't need if I'm drinking alcohol.

>mixing liquor with soda

The only reason why I don't mix, is because I vowed to never drink soda again, so I just drink my shit straight.

>>35790519
How do you mix it? Like 30% vodka, 70% water, 10% lime juice?

>>35790429

soda water adds 0 calories and makes cheap vodka tolerable

>>35790539
Hey bro as a soda addicted pleb how do I get over it? Is it just a will power thing? It's always available and it's hard for me to say no.

>>35790545
I go in 1/3 vodka, 2/3 water, and enough lime juice to taste it.

>>35790429
Don't drink cat piss like absolut for a start.

>>35790519
> drinking to get drunk
Man being 16 was fun

>>35790558
I just quit cold turkey senpai. Haven't drank soda in a year and a half. I don't have cravings either.

So i'd say it's a willpower thing, but keeping soda out of site also helps a lot.

I used to drink every day, at least 15+ drinks per day, and didn't notice any negative effect on my gains at all. Just stay hydrated. For every time you piss while drinking, drink 2 glasses of water. Take a B-complex. Take NAC an hour before you start drinking.

You faggots need to stop worrying about minor changes in protein synthesis and endogenous test levels, because it makes no difference for a natty.

>>35790558
Just stop. Drink water only. It's not that hard. I'm not even a /fit/izen and I dot drink soda

Once you stop for a couple months you won't go back, you will honestly dislike the taste. I do

Vodka isn't supposed to be mixed

>>35790593
Idk man I'm 22 and still drink to get drunk. I think it's more of a dead on the inside thing tho.

>>35790478
if you have to force yourself to like something it's shit

>>35790617
Is milk ight?
I'm conflicted

>>35790612
NAC is god-tier

>>35790429
Try drinking different booze. Not all vodka is super shitty, juices are always a solid mixers, everyone loves margaritas, daiquiris, and that crystal light/powerade flavored drink powder is pretty good.

Alcohol won't do shit to your gains unless you're a nonfunctioning alcoholic. I drank half a liter of bourbon Saturday night and lifted Sunday night. I was in the fucking zone.

>>35790612
Is it possible to be a functioning alcoholic and maintain a good lofestyle? As in a couple drinks before class/work woth a flask to say in that perfect buzzed/drunk zone?

Smirnoff triple distilled is cheap but decent. Just mix that with diet soda. Personally I just take a shot and chase it with diet Gatorade.

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>>35790593
>Implying you can't do both
Pretentious faggot confirmed

>>35790478
This
Jameson is your friend

>>35790695
Being an alcoholic is the exact opposite of having a good lifestyle. Consuming a certain amount of booze every day is actually good for you, the benefits are far greater than most people realize, but when you pass a point the toxicity of alcohol starts taking its toll over time.
Keep yourself around 2-4 drinks a day. If you've got some emotional reason for wanting to be shitfaced all the time then go talk to somebody about it. Alcohol in itself is a shit tier drug for altering your state of mind.

Some faggot fron /fit/'s recommended neat spirits
>vodka
Chopin
Belvedere
Level
> scotch whiskey
> peaty
Laphroiag 10
Lagavulin 15
>sweet
Glen morangie 10
Glen livet 12
> all around
Highland park 12
> japanese whiskey
Hibiki 12
Hakushu 12

> bourbon
Nothing. Sickly sweet shit

> rum
Zacapa 23
Angostura 1919
Gosling black seal

>Gin
Not a fan of neat gin

>>35790713
It's shit. Kill yourself

>>35790478
does /fit/ not drink booze straight? is the average age on /fit/ 16?

>>35790782
What is the cheapest stuff that doesn't taste like rat poison?
Drinking some Barton vodka right now and feeling decent. Was ~$13 for 1.75 liters.

>>35790846
I'm 22 and I can't do it man. Back in the day I had no problem, but now it is like my throat rejects it. Fucking sucks.

>>35790849
Dunno how much stuff costs in burgerstan but from those probably level, Gosling or Highland park.

>>35790429
Just chase it you pussy, one glass of juice is enough to chase like 8 shots. Remember to have the juice ready

>>35790862
maybe try something like jim beam mixed with diet coke and a wedge of lime. or vodka mixed with diet coke and a wedge of lime. itll mask the taste of alcohol, but youll be heading to the bathroom to piss every five minutes.

>>35790802
implying vodka tastes good even the higher quality brands. if you want taste go for whiskey

>>35790429
are you fucking stupid? diet soda

>>35791257
I usually go for scotch but it depends what's on hand and my mood

>>35791286
exactly, if somones going to mix, just go average vodka. any recommendations on scotch,i've only have had glen

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>tfw love bellinis like nothing else
>tfw they're like 6 gorillion calories each

>>35790429
Don't drink to get wasted. I only drink wine in moderate amounts.

>>35791431
There's literally no point in drinking if you aren't crawling to sleep later feeling like an adrift coffin in a storm.

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>>35790519

>>35790617
This. Used to drink soda all the time, not I'll have maybe half a dozen gingerales throughout the year max.
Soda is pretty easy to quit

>>35790636
>what is an acquired taste?
Pleb

This is something that is relevant to my interests.
I usually drink premixed cans of bourbon crap or beer.
will the beer help with putting on weight? currently skeltor mode.

>>35790429
>how do you faggots not be as much of a faggot as me

Years of practice, son

-i drank at least a fifth of scotch a day, neat (occasionally mixed with bitters and sugar, but usually neat) from morning till bedtime, when my ex took our son

>>35790695
Absolutely not.
Alcohol is an addictive substance, you'll always want more.
It starts with a couple drinks before work, then a couple before and a couple during, and sooner or later you're passed out at work.

>>35790849
Barton is rat poison.
The only reason you'd drink it is if you're a total alcoholic so you've already spent all your money on booze.
Otherwise, splurge for an upgrade

>>35790545

nice math right there

>>35791324
>any recommendations on scotch,i've only have had glen
Glen what?
See: >>35790782
Do you prefer peaty or sweet?

>>35791808
He's been drinking.

try putting your vodka in the freezer, it won't freeze because of all the alcohol and the lower temperature makes it a lot smoother

>>35790545
Bait

>>35791851

Def go lap quarter cask. It's way better than the 10 and isn't much more spensive

Can't tolerate liquor anymore
>guaranteed to make me hurl
>dat hangover unless I chugged a gallon of water before going to bed
>dat feeling of degeneracy when walking out of the liquor store

>discover craft beer
>become beer enthusiast instead

If I'm trying to get hammered I get Yuengling but most of the time I go for quality microbrews