Didn't see a mirin' thread so here we go. Post your mires.
>be at show last night
>see guy behind me
>see him waiting to leave
>after a few minutes he gets the courage
>e-excuse me, big guy
>his girlfriend eyes me
>hop in '98 honda civic after he hops in his fierrari
>friends pick up dude i haven't seen in years
>he says holy shit
>anon grew 200%
>he says he's stuck between other dude and a beefcake
You need to work on your entire sentence structure, buddy. Not even sure what you're talking about. The greentect looks pristine.
>le english major who's morally superior to everyone else because he points out spelling mistakes on the internet meme
Misspelling the name of a car no one gives a shit about. Fuck off.
Found the obligatory thread retard.
>walking past grill on treadmill
>always looks at me as I pass her, like turns her head 90 degrees
>observe if she does this with other men, she does not
Should I just turn around and look at her as she does it?
>Ran into a friend I haven't seen in a year
>I was wearing a form fitting thermal layer
>"Whoa, Anon you look really good"
>First guy mire
>Last night invite qt.14 christian girl over to finish a movie/drink tea and chill
>Ask her whether she wants to watch the movies in the den (bigscreen TV, surround sound, that sort of thing) or my room (Bed, 27" screen nigg rigged to my amp for sound)
>Not making any moves cause I actually like this girl and don't want to move too fast
>Second movie ends, we had no plans after that, we're just talking and she cuddles up to me
>Does this little gasp when she feels my pex
>"What is it?"
>Takes off my shirt for cuddling
That counts as a mire r-right guys?
>meet up with friends and qt's I haven't seen since summer
>getting eyed by one curiously
>"anon you've gotten taller"
>I haven't gotten taller my posture just isn't dog shit anymore
>"these are gone too"
>grabs where my man boobs would have been
>"you look good"
>Grabs my dick the rest of the night
Good weekend. We're all gonna make it.
>be at house party with girl I went to hs with
>she is skellymode female but female nonetheless
>later in the night once she has drunk courage so she stops me
>"Anon back in highschool, you look like God stuck two sticks on your shoulders and called them arms!"
>me: "uh, yeah I know I weighed 110"
>her: "but now look at you!! flex for us!"
>some of her friends come over
>guys looking at me too
>I'm too high for this shit so I refuse
>she begs so I finally flex my arm
>her: "niiiiiice" as her and her friends grope me
>her: "How did you get big so fast anon?"
>me: "one gram of protein per pound of body weight per day."
>I walked away after that and started talking to other people
>did not wanna bang
Feels good though. I'm a solid otter mode by fit standards too.
proof because some asshole always asks for it
Posture literally gained me 3 inches of height, I looked average before but now I tower over most people
It'll be even more pronounced when I leave ausfagland where the average height is like 6 foot
Did that girl made any videos where she's fucked by someone or not yet ?
OP here, She did, but they're really not as good as that gif. I just got the gif off randomly and when people in the thread started talking about her, looked her up, and her videos fucking blow, dude.
Tfw can finally post a Mirin story
>be heading from mine with 2 mates and potential qt gf to party after mad good predrinks
>I wore a jacket
>it's a fair distance to the station into the city so I decided to take it off
>normie jacket is too hard to get it my back, so qt rushes over to help
>finally get it off and put the jacket over my forearm
>qt says she can hold it and grabs it
>pauses for a moment on my right forearm
>"Anon your forarms are amazing, I know how weird that must sound"
>Tfw I had my first mire
>Tfw I only do SL5x5 :^)
We're all gonna make it lads
Sauce on the vids.
I've waited too long and even if it's lame I have to see it
Well all I can find is her solo stuff as usual.
I was talking about a video where she gets fucked that you said exists somewhere.
Or was it a ruse
Holy shit, dude. You're right. I'm high outta my mind and just realized I was looking at dozens of different chicks. Jeah, bro, don't know what to tell ya'. Who else will find good videos?
I believed you. I feel betrayed.
out of curiosity do people beat it to these threads because i would be lying if i said none of these stories got me rock hard
then again i haven't masturbated since friday
You're lucky. The chicks were doing all kinds of gross shit with people they shouldn't have been messing with it. This girl is good again. But really, man... ease up on the gif hunting. There's plenty of porn out there.
Not much but my first mirin story
>at a new years party
>qt i kinda have a crush on is taking pictures
>takes a pic od me
>"anon you look like a bodybuilder in this pic"
>she later touches my forearms AND talks to me about BDSM
>obsessed with this chick
You're right, because Americans all want to clap dem 16-17 year old cheeks but they get thrown to the blacks in prison when they get caught. So instead they beat it to Monroe.
Yet nothing I posted is false.
>normal adult males want to bang youngins
>prisons are overwhelmingly black
At least I didn't call them roody-poos. Faggot.
My physique is nothing special, i'm still fat. But I work out really hard. This all happened in one day (2 days ago)
>Hitting the heavy bag
>Older guy, pretty buff says "Hey man, did you used to be a boxer? I hit the bag the other day and it was really heavy, you make it look easy"
>Feels good mang
45 min later
>BUFF chick and what I assume is her bf come up to me
>"Hey do you go to (Boxing gym a mile from here), I feel like I see you around a lot
"n- no i just come here all the time haha"
an hour or so later
>doing box jumps holding a medicine ball and burpees
>3 dyel kids come up to me
"Wow man, are you a professional fighter? Is that heavy? I couldn't even do it without the medicine ball haha"
Was pretty cool. Made me feel like a badass. Too bad i'm autistic in the gym
As for the faggot part you wrote, I forgot to address this. I'm 6'0, 240 pounds at 12% body fat. I'm I graduated summa cum laude at Harvard studying biomechanics. I have a raw, natural bench press of 430 pounds and also squat 630 pounds (raw, naturally). I can run a 4-4-40 and can speak fluent Latin. I've been approached from multiple institutes worldwide for charity work and spent a year in Romania helping sick older women cook food for the homeless. You fucking cocksucker.
I know. You ever talk that way to me in person, I'd slap you around. I'd mock you, I'd mock you in front of your fucking friends. Get the fuck outta my Goddamn thread before I lose my temper. If you ever so much as looked at me in real life I'd fucking step on your toe and laugh. I'd embarass you in front of your girlfriend's family. Do you understand? Stay focused, dumb dumb. Sit back, shut up, and read the thread and enjoy. Thanks. - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
>be at Straya' day party the other day
>walk in with a singlet , boardshorts and thongs because straya
>immediately get mires from several people, people i hadn't seen in ages
> 2x drunks grills compliment gains immediately
> 1 dude immediately compliment gains also, about 5 more throughout the night
>later that night
>be downing 4X golds and rum and cokes killing all my gains because straya
>have to piss
>head to bathroom, several grills lined up to go in
>as I approach they mire hard with little gasps
>ask me to tense bicep, I do
>omg anon you've gotten so big (16.5 inch biceps but grills love it anyway)
>one of the qt's admits to having a crush on me through highschool
>even later that night
>went inside house to get another mix
>grill was inside house also, pulls me aside into a room
>asks me to take my singlet off and wants to see the gains
>she mires hard and drunkly kisses/licks my abs.
>we fuck in that room like rabbits
> people cheering from the other side because apparently we were loud as fuck
T..thanks fit. left early next morning and she keeps messaging me on fb saying how fun it was and we should meet up again. fuar
Feels good man
tfw when older than most of fit but don't recognize this pasta
>Lift for about a little over a year
>Make novice gains
>People complement me all the time
>have no problems talking with people of same sex
>I studer and have random twitchs when i talk to girls
>friends always say they want to be me
>My life is just filled with School, Lifting , Anime and Eating
>My life is pathetic
Dont leave to europe. Youll be manlet forever. Im 6"2 and im well below average for a dutchy.
Unless you count in muslims and niggers theyre small they take down the average to 6"
>be at work
>qt 7/10 coworker says I look older w my haircut
>she saw my haircut multiple times now and is just now saying something
>looked juicy due to refeed
Think it's a ruse m8s trying to look for something to compliment, she literally must have seen it 3 or so times already
just back from the gym. Still DYEL??
Yeah pull a lot more now in Uni, but i'm definitely not bulky. I'll try bulking more, but from being skelly it's hard work. Pic from 8 months ago for shits and giggles.
this is your net routine, this is the only way you're gonna get results.
bench press: 8x8@80% 2-4 mins of rest
close grip bench press: 10x10@55% 30 seconds of rest
barbell tricep curls: 10x10
leg day: as much rest as needed
front squats: 10x10@55%
dumbbell stiff leg deadlifts: 10x8
bench press: 3x8@80%
standing ohp: 5x2@90%
bent over rows: 8x1@100%
>tfw none of your gym bros play Magic and none of your Magic bros go to the gym
>10% body fat
Yep, calling utter BS
>being this much of a degenerate
You are the one here that's fishing for compliments here, they don't have to show shit
Fucking christ, get a grip man, stop being such a goddamn attention whoring pussy
>lel, i totally got mired on this party one night
Good for you, but who the fuck cares faggot, here on /fit/ you are ottermode with child face at best
Close your fucking trap you mouthbreather
Finally got my first real mire the other day.
>just bullshitting with coworkers and supervisor
>weight comes up
>"anon, A weighs more than you! He's fukken stacked" says my supervisor
>A is skinnyfat at best
>I've been lifting a couple months, p DYEL but low BF%
>"why don't you show us the goods anon"
>work in a locked room, all guys, supervisor said so, lighting's perfect, fuck it
>hfw I lift my shirt
>mfw he asks for fitness help
I told him lifting and diet, did I do okay?
>brother and family come over
>i got downstairs to greet them
>walk in and sister in law says i look hench and if ive been working out
>say kinda with a smile and shiggy over to eat some oats
>see nieces and they greet me happily
So this is what having a family could feel like ;_;
>Get to class early, classroom is almost entirely empy
>Qt girl I've not seen before sits down next to me
>Talk with her, she's all smiles
>End up doing physics lab with her
>Stays within a 2 meter radius from me the rest of the day
>Change numbers so we can finish up our lab report later in the week
>Hugs me before we split up
2 years ago I wouldn't have had the confidence to start talking with her in the first place
>mfw realizing it doesn't have to be harder than this
I need to talk with more random qts
It's about that time buddy, quit procrastinating
Why? Are you actually mentally retarded? It's pretty clear what I said, isn't it? Guy sees me at a show and calls me "big guy" when he's trying to leave. Later that night a guy I hadn't seen in a while said I was "200% bigger" and when he was forced into the bitch seat of the car he said he was "in between a beefcake and (insert random guy's name here)." Simple or no? Do I have to teach you to spell your name as well? Googoo gaga. When do you want me to feed you your Teletubby custard out of a sippy cup? Do you have a nurse do that or do I need to come there and do it? I'm just not sure. Maybe you lost your glasses and that's why you didn't understand it. I have no idea, maybe you're making a big deal outta nothing and if I saw you in real life I'd fucking make a joke out of you. Get the fuck outta my thread.
>today in class
>wearing a tight t-shirt because it was a nice day and i wanted to show off my gains
>friend sends me a text
>"looking pretty sexy in that shirt :)"
>assume he's just joking
>he and his gf sit behind me
>he comments how he hasnt noticed how big my shoulders are until today (i usually wear hoodies)
>he stars gently touching my back
>when i turn back he says it was his gf
>this happens multiple times
>he does it again
>it was actually his gf
>they comment on thickness of my back
>then she asks if she can draw on my back
>then she aks if she can draw on my arm
>she draws a :) smiley
>few minutes after that my friend asks me if i want threesome with them
>refuse because im a virgin and i have small dick
>realise my friend is a cuck
>mfw entire time
School gym is split into two rooms.
Cardio and elliptical machines.
Free weights. Between them is a hallway that leads to the gymnasium.
Face the wall with no mirrors everytime I lift.
Girls come into the free weight room to do Instagram workouts.
Do my SS routine and never talk to anyone.
Decided to wear a white T-shirt instead of sweatshirt yesterday.
I'm not sure if they were mirin' aesthetics or it was all in my head.
Either way pretty good thread.
Yes, many. Lots of us would've joined even if there wasn't a draft. The mines were brutal but so was the war. Lots of generations lost? Was your family involved? - Bill F. from Pittsburgh