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Didn't see a mirin' thread so here we go. Post your mires.

>Goobledegook edition

>be at show last night
>see guy behind me
>see him waiting to leave
>after a few minutes he gets the courage
>e-excuse me, big guy
>his girlfriend eyes me
>she winks
>hop in '98 honda civic after he hops in his fierrari
>later on
>friends pick up dude i haven't seen in years
>he says holy shit
>anon grew 200%
>he says he's stuck between other dude and a beefcake
>mfw
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>>35783162
Yeah yeah we get it, you lift.

Now how about some sauce on that .gif
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yea OP i think u need to work onyour greentext structure a little bit

how bout dat sauce doe?
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>work in a nightclub
>every night is mirin night
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>>35783240
>>35783273
>Monroe.
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>>35783162
I see English isn't your first language.
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>>35783240
>>35783273
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6387DyAH3siY1RmMlJFVW1GWHc&usp=sharing

Enjoy.
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>Be noob gains DYEL
>Friend's girlfriend notices
>Says my arms look big
>Tries to get my friend to come with me to the gym
>Fails
>He no longer comes over to play Magic

Also sauce
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>>35783337
My penis thanks you kindly
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>>35783162
Somebody shop a black cock into this
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>>35783162
Mmmmmm, Monroe.
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>>35783273
You need to work on your entire sentence structure, buddy. Not even sure what you're talking about. The greentect looks pristine.

>>35783334
>le english major who's morally superior to everyone else because he points out spelling mistakes on the internet meme

Misspelling the name of a car no one gives a shit about. Fuck off.

>>35783654
Found the obligatory thread retard.
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>>35783162
>walking past grill on treadmill
>always looks at me as I pass her, like turns her head 90 degrees
>observe if she does this with other men, she does not

Should I just turn around and look at her as she does it?
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>>35783773
Talk to her, too. But yeah, do that.
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>>35783773
>Should I just turn around and look at her as she does it?
yes but you won't do it because even though you lift, you are still a fuckboi down inside.
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>>35783837
Hey, buddy. Why don't you back off. He will do it next time he sees her. Right, anon?
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>>35783858
yeah, i'll do it today.
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>>35783912
Good. Make sure to keep talking to her. If she's not interested just play it off like nothing because that's what it is. If it becomes something than good.
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>>35783954
Question. How would you start a convo with a random girl at the gym? I would even think about it if the girl wasn't mirin, but if a girl was, what would you even say?
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Too bad she JUST'd herself with shitty boobjob and all sorts of face work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9sBtPyPydQ
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>Walking home from supermarket carrying grocery bags
>little kid next to his father stares at me
>he mirin
>the father was also mirin
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>>35783773
you were on the treadmill too?
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>>35784374
How old is she? She looks 15 in the op.
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>>35784475
In the video she says she's 20, which was 2 years ago
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>>35784383
>or perhaps they are wondering why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of the plane
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>Ran into a friend I haven't seen in a year
>I was wearing a form fitting thermal layer
>"Whoa, Anon you look really good"
>First guy mire

>Last night invite qt.14 christian girl over to finish a movie/drink tea and chill
>Ask her whether she wants to watch the movies in the den (bigscreen TV, surround sound, that sort of thing) or my room (Bed, 27" screen nigg rigged to my amp for sound)
>Not making any moves cause I actually like this girl and don't want to move too fast
>Second movie ends, we had no plans after that, we're just talking and she cuddles up to me
>Does this little gasp when she feels my pex
>"What is it?"
>"You're solid"
>Takes off my shirt for cuddling

That counts as a mire r-right guys?
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>>35784408
nah I was walking by her
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>>35783654
this
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>>35784475

Pussy like a 40 year old.
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>>35784612


>christian girl
>taking off another mans shirt who isn't her husband

Get behind me Satan
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>>35783338
>Tfw you actually have a gym bro, but he doesn't want to play Magic ;_;
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>meet up with friends and qt's I haven't seen since summer
>getting eyed by one curiously
>"anon you've gotten taller"
>I haven't gotten taller my posture just isn't dog shit anymore
>"these are gone too"
>grabs where my man boobs would have been
>"you look good"
>Grabs my dick the rest of the night

Good weekend. We're all gonna make it.
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>>35785016
You want Satan to ram you from behind?
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>e-excuse me, big guy
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>be at house party with girl I went to hs with
>she is skellymode female but female nonetheless
>later in the night once she has drunk courage so she stops me
>"Anon back in highschool, you look like God stuck two sticks on your shoulders and called them arms!"
>me: "uh, yeah I know I weighed 110"
>her: "but now look at you!! flex for us!"
>some of her friends come over
>guys looking at me too
>I'm too high for this shit so I refuse
>she begs so I finally flex my arm
>her: "niiiiiice" as her and her friends grope me
>her: "How did you get big so fast anon?"
>me: "one gram of protein per pound of body weight per day."
>I walked away after that and started talking to other people
>did not wanna bang

Feels good though. I'm a solid otter mode by fit standards too.
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>>35785137
Yeah
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>>35785287
I'm imagining my self in the same scenario
>"How did you get big anon?"
>"r-read the sticky faggot, h-heheh... heh"
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>go to the bathroom during class
>when I walk in I catch the 40 something year old mom looking at my crotch
Granted I did piss myself a bit
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>>35785287
proof because some asshole always asks for it
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>>35784612
Begone satan, drink your own poison
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>>35785354
sorry I realized the image is way too big
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>>35785069
This
Posture literally gained me 3 inches of height, I looked average before but now I tower over most people
It'll be even more pronounced when I leave ausfagland where the average height is like 6 foot
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>>35785354

>story was about having sticks for arms in the past

not much has changed anon
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>>35785287
why didnt you tell her to read the sticky?
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>>35785394
dude I know. I threw out my shoulder last week doing back and bi's so I've had to lift light too. And they've always been behind. Like my fucking calves!!!!
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>>35785370
Tis a great feel anon
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>>35784228
"How do you like using that? I always feel awkward lifting that up." Just talk to her like anyone else, brah.
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>>35785160
This happened to me a few times outside of the original post.
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>>35783308
>work in a night club
>making it ever

Even if u fuck a different bitch every night you're still not making it cause youll be a sad loser in your late 20s and from there on iut.
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>>35784612
Get behind me Satan!
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Did that girl made any videos where she's fucked by someone or not yet ?
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>>35785965
OP here, She did, but they're really not as good as that gif. I just got the gif off randomly and when people in the thread started talking about her, looked her up, and her videos fucking blow, dude.
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>>35785016
>>35785137
>>35785291
>>35785360
>>35785871

Never encountered this meme before, why are you calling me Satan?
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Tfw can finally post a Mirin story
>be heading from mine with 2 mates and potential qt gf to party after mad good predrinks
>I wore a jacket
>it's a fair distance to the station into the city so I decided to take it off
>normie jacket is too hard to get it my back, so qt rushes over to help
>finally get it off and put the jacket over my forearm
>qt says she can hold it and grabs it
>pauses for a moment on my right forearm
>"Anon your forarms are amazing, I know how weird that must sound"
>Tfw I had my first mire
>Tfw I only do SL5x5 :^)

We're all gonna make it lads
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>>35785854
Not that anon but reasoning?
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>>35785997
Sauce on the vids.
I've waited too long and even if it's lame I have to see it
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>>35786197
Literally do what I did and when some autists who posted in my thread go "whew, monroe" I typed in "Monroe porn" and she popped up immediately.
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>>35786436
*went
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>>35786436
Well all I can find is her solo stuff as usual.
I was talking about a video where she gets fucked that you said exists somewhere.

Or was it a ruse
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>>35786470
Click on the only reputable pornsites there are... pornhub and xvideos.
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>>35784228

"caught ya mirin" ;)
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>>35785354
You're DYEL for /fit/ but toned IRL. Keep going
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>>35786470
Holy shit, dude. You're right. I'm high outta my mind and just realized I was looking at dozens of different chicks. Jeah, bro, don't know what to tell ya'. Who else will find good videos?
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>>35786470
She never did such things on camera and she's getting out of porn already (at least she's telling that).
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>>35786544
Maaaan...
I believed you. I feel betrayed.
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out of curiosity do people beat it to these threads because i would be lying if i said none of these stories got me rock hard

then again i haven't masturbated since friday
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>>35786570
You're lucky. The chicks were doing all kinds of gross shit with people they shouldn't have been messing with it. This girl is good again. But really, man... ease up on the gif hunting. There's plenty of porn out there.
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>>35784612
>14, 27 bunch of numbers
>"You're solid"
not falling for this one
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>>35783240
>not knowing monroe
How is middle school treating you?
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Not much but my first mirin story

>at a new years party
>qt i kinda have a crush on is taking pictures
>takes a pic od me
>"anon you look like a bodybuilder in this pic"
>she later touches my forearms AND talks to me about BDSM
>made it
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>>35786517
>Not fuq.com
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>>35783162
Didn't monroe get implants?
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>>35786623
Noice. Tap it, brah.

>>35786628
>sex.com

>>35786630
Who knows? You guys are obsessed with this fucking chick.
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>>35785354
do you even lift?
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>>35786517
> site of no mothers
> not fine
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>>35786654
>obsessed with this chick

You're right, because Americans all want to clap dem 16-17 year old cheeks but they get thrown to the blacks in prison when they get caught. So instead they beat it to Monroe.
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>>35786676
Your tirade makes you sound like you wear a trench coat.
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>>35786611
Yeah I know but there's something exciting about a girl that said she would never do that kind of porn and after some time, she does.
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>>35786668
www.xvideos.com/video10064570/cum_in_my_mouth
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>>35786695
Yet nothing I posted is false.

>normal adult males want to bang youngins
>prisons are overwhelmingly black

At least I didn't call them roody-poos. Faggot.
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>>35786726
That's true. I just think you wear a trench coat, though.
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>>35786536
I just laughed loudly in a lecture at this, fuck you
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>>35783162
My physique is nothing special, i'm still fat. But I work out really hard. This all happened in one day (2 days ago)

>Hitting the heavy bag
>Older guy, pretty buff says "Hey man, did you used to be a boxer? I hit the bag the other day and it was really heavy, you make it look easy"
>Feels good mang

45 min later
>BUFF chick and what I assume is her bf come up to me
>"Hey do you go to (Boxing gym a mile from here), I feel like I see you around a lot
"n- no i just come here all the time haha"
an hour or so later
>doing box jumps holding a medicine ball and burpees
>3 dyel kids come up to me
"Wow man, are you a professional fighter? Is that heavy? I couldn't even do it without the medicine ball haha"

Was pretty cool. Made me feel like a badass. Too bad i'm autistic in the gym
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>>35786726
As for the faggot part you wrote, I forgot to address this. I'm 6'0, 240 pounds at 12% body fat. I'm I graduated summa cum laude at Harvard studying biomechanics. I have a raw, natural bench press of 430 pounds and also squat 630 pounds (raw, naturally). I can run a 4-4-40 and can speak fluent Latin. I've been approached from multiple institutes worldwide for charity work and spent a year in Romania helping sick older women cook food for the homeless. You fucking cocksucker.
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>>35786791
And I'm a poor DYEL manlet.
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>>35786905
I know. You ever talk that way to me in person, I'd slap you around. I'd mock you, I'd mock you in front of your fucking friends. Get the fuck outta my Goddamn thread before I lose my temper. If you ever so much as looked at me in real life I'd fucking step on your toe and laugh. I'd embarass you in front of your girlfriend's family. Do you understand? Stay focused, dumb dumb. Sit back, shut up, and read the thread and enjoy. Thanks. - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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>>35783162

>be at Straya' day party the other day
>walk in with a singlet , boardshorts and thongs because straya
>immediately get mires from several people, people i hadn't seen in ages
> 2x drunks grills compliment gains immediately
> 1 dude immediately compliment gains also, about 5 more throughout the night

>later that night
>be downing 4X golds and rum and cokes killing all my gains because straya
>have to piss
>head to bathroom, several grills lined up to go in
>all tipsy/drunk
>as I approach they mire hard with little gasps
>ask me to tense bicep, I do
>omg anon you've gotten so big (16.5 inch biceps but grills love it anyway)
>one of the qt's admits to having a crush on me through highschool

>even later that night
>went inside house to get another mix
>grill was inside house also, pulls me aside into a room
>asks me to take my singlet off and wants to see the gains
>she mires hard and drunkly kisses/licks my abs.
>we fuck in that room like rabbits
> people cheering from the other side because apparently we were loud as fuck

T..thanks fit. left early next morning and she keeps messaging me on fb saying how fun it was and we should meet up again. fuar

Feels good man
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>>35786709
More like disappointing.
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>>35786945
tfw when older than most of fit but don't recognize this pasta
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>>35786976
Good on yinz, that's great. Are you ginna meet up with her again or nah? - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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>>35787003
tfw it's not a goofy meme and I actually took the time to type it out so you wouldn't shit up my thread. - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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>>35787014
Yeah breh will smash tonight
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>>35787069
Noice. 8/10+?
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>>35785827
Ofc its awkward to lift a treadmill up wtf
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>Lift for about a little over a year
>Make novice gains
>People complement me all the time
>have no problems talking with people of same sex
>I studer and have random twitchs when i talk to girls
>friends always say they want to be me
>My life is just filled with School, Lifting , Anime and Eating
>My life is pathetic
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>>35786791
Lol only post in the thread that made me laugh
>speak fluent dead language
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>>35787023
Hahahaha I like you
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>>35786783
Keep up the good work bro
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>>35787232
Underrated
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>>35786783
You wearing fighting shorts or something?
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>>35785370
Dont leave to europe. Youll be manlet forever. Im 6"2 and im well below average for a dutchy.

Unless you count in muslims and niggers theyre small they take down the average to 6"
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>>35783162
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
MOOT
MOOT
MOOT
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>>35783337
Based.
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>be at work
>qt 7/10 coworker says I look older w my haircut
>she saw my haircut multiple times now and is just now saying something
>looked juicy due to refeed
Think it's a ruse m8s trying to look for something to compliment, she literally must have seen it 3 or so times already
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>>35785354
just back from the gym. Still DYEL??
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>>35787799
Bro, you have a pussy slaying physique. No doubt. But if you want to scare guys gain a little fat and hit some heavy squats.
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>>35787799
Yes lel
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>>35787845
Yeah pull a lot more now in Uni, but i'm definitely not bulky. I'll try bulking more, but from being skelly it's hard work. Pic from 8 months ago for shits and giggles.
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>>35787447
she's 18 you fuckwit
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>>35783337
cool. always assumed it was a trap lol
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>>35787858
lets see a pic, pussy.
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>>35787799
you look alright but please clean your mirror. bitches notice that shit.
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>>35787892
this is your net routine, this is the only way you're gonna get results.

chest day:
bench press: [email protected]% 2-4 mins of rest
close grip bench press: [email protected]% 30 seconds of rest
barbell tricep curls: 10x10

leg day: as much rest as needed
squats: [email protected]%
front squats: [email protected]%
dumbbell stiff leg deadlifts: 10x8

shoulders day:
bench press: [email protected]%
standing ohp: [email protected]%

back day:
deadlifts: [email protected]%
bent over rows: [email protected]%
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>>35784611
keksimus maximus
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>>35787423
Nah, I just spend a lot of time hitting the heavy bag. I like it. Makes me feel like a tough guy
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>>35787799
yes, very
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>>35787892
Excellent progress senpai. Mirin'
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>>35786945
>>35786791
>>35787003
fairly new pasta
>still funny though
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>>35788176
>implying i don't create 80% of the pasta you guys repeat weekly
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>>35783338
>>35785027

>tfw none of your gym bros play Magic and none of your Magic bros go to the gym
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>>35788091
inb4 fatass neckbeard. Let's see some pics of yourself?
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>>35788213
Convince the Magic bros to hit the gym. Tell them you'll be their guide and it'll be an adventure or some shit. At least put some effort into trying.
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>>35785354
Hahahahahah
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>>35787989
thanks!
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>>35788279
no problem, it took me from 225 at 8% body fat and 5'9 to 285 at 10% body fat and 5'9.
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>>35787731
I think she wants your barber's number
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How long do you have to lift before you get mired?
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>>35788534
Good genetics: 6-12 months
Decent genetics: 3-4 years
Bad genetics: 5-10 years
Low tier: Never
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>>35786791
new pasta?
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>>35787281
nigga are you me?
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>>35787799
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>>35788326
>5'9
>285
>10% bodyfat

do you look like a ripped butterball?
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>>35788636
SHOW ME A PIC OF YOURSELF FAGGOT
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>>35788326
lol you must look like a mini-fridge
post pics
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>>35788326
>5'9"
>285lbs
>10% body fat

Yep, calling utter BS
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>>35786976
Man this is the shit that motivates me
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>>35785287

>just playing wii fit and doing yoga

You dun goofd
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>>35788326
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>>35786976

Are you from Queensland cunt
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>>35788213
my gym bro plays magic! it's cool
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>>35788255
>>35787909
>>35788660
>>35787799


>being this much of a degenerate

You are the one here that's fishing for compliments here, they don't have to show shit

Fucking christ, get a grip man, stop being such a goddamn attention whoring pussy

>lel, i totally got mired on this party one night

Good for you, but who the fuck cares faggot, here on /fit/ you are ottermode with child face at best

Close your fucking trap you mouthbreather
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>>35785354
are you like 15? kek
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>>35784374
NOOOOOOOOO

MY WAIFU
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>>35784611
Lel
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Finally got my first real mire the other day.
>at work
>just bullshitting with coworkers and supervisor
>weight comes up
>"anon, A weighs more than you! He's fukken stacked" says my supervisor
>A is skinnyfat at best
>I've been lifting a couple months, p DYEL but low BF%
>"why don't you show us the goods anon"
>work in a locked room, all guys, supervisor said so, lighting's perfect, fuck it
>hfw I lift my shirt
>mfw he asks for fitness help

I told him lifting and diet, did I do okay?
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>>35783162
gf hasn't put out in 5 days and that gif is making me want to rape someone, even a twink would suffice at this point
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>>35783308
worked as a brotender in a nightclub for a few months, the amount of mires i got was criminal, had lots of girls and even more older women proposition me to hook up
>Tfw Gf
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>>35791641
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>>35787431
Dont listen to this anon.
I live in Dutchland and I am slightly longer than most guys, while 6'1.

>zo erg uit je nek lullen
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>brother and family come over
>i got downstairs to greet them
>walk in and sister in law says i look hench and if ive been working out
>mirin
>say kinda with a smile and shiggy over to eat some oats
>see nieces and they greet me happily

So this is what having a family could feel like ;_;
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>>35792234
what are you talking about? You have a family
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>>35792251
A family of my own anon with my offspring greeting me
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>>35785394
You just made my whole night. Blew him the fuck out
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>>35784611
Nice.
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>>35786059
In the bible, Jesus is being tempted by satan and then he says that
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Cool thread OP
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>>35791270
time to stop posting blaha
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>Get to class early, classroom is almost entirely empy
>Qt girl I've not seen before sits down next to me
>Fug :DD
>Talk with her, she's all smiles
>End up doing physics lab with her
>Stays within a 2 meter radius from me the rest of the day
>Change numbers so we can finish up our lab report later in the week
>Hugs me before we split up

2 years ago I wouldn't have had the confidence to start talking with her in the first place
>mfw realizing it doesn't have to be harder than this
I need to talk with more random qts
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>>35793328
Lel, literally drop dead you attention whoring faggot
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>>35795246
It's about that time buddy, quit procrastinating
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>>35787799
Dude you are on fit ofc fat fucks will try to discourage you, you look juicy af
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>>35785312
the correct answer is either "wii fit and zumba" or "t-thanks you too" then turning xbox 360 and walking away
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>>35785485
found the wayward brosplitter
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>pic deleted
Fuck you mods
Sfw and she's of age
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9% body fat at around 120 pounds 6'3" hellllppp mmmmmeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE CANT WAKE UP
Poor as well no monies for a lot of food am i just fucked?
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>>35783729
>Misspelling the name of a car no one gives a shit about. Fuck off.

It's more that it's impossible to tell what you're even saying. Your story is nonsense.
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>>35788213
IK this feel all too well ;-;
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>>35792844
Neat post, man.
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>>35796916
Why? Are you actually mentally retarded? It's pretty clear what I said, isn't it? Guy sees me at a show and calls me "big guy" when he's trying to leave. Later that night a guy I hadn't seen in a while said I was "200% bigger" and when he was forced into the bitch seat of the car he said he was "in between a beefcake and (insert random guy's name here)." Simple or no? Do I have to teach you to spell your name as well? Googoo gaga. When do you want me to feed you your Teletubby custard out of a sippy cup? Do you have a nurse do that or do I need to come there and do it? I'm just not sure. Maybe you lost your glasses and that's why you didn't understand it. I have no idea, maybe you're making a big deal outta nothing and if I saw you in real life I'd fucking make a joke out of you. Get the fuck outta my thread.
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>today in class
>wearing a tight t-shirt because it was a nice day and i wanted to show off my gains
>friend sends me a text
>"looking pretty sexy in that shirt :)"
>assume he's just joking
>next class
>he and his gf sit behind me
>he comments how he hasnt noticed how big my shoulders are until today (i usually wear hoodies)
>he stars gently touching my back
>when i turn back he says it was his gf
>this happens multiple times
>ignore it
>he does it again
>turn around
>it was actually his gf
>they comment on thickness of my back
>then she asks if she can draw on my back
>say no
>then she aks if she can draw on my arm
>say yes
>she draws a :) smiley
>few minutes after that my friend asks me if i want threesome with them
>refuse because im a virgin and i have small dick
>realise my friend is a cuck
>mfw entire time
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>>35787281
you're me family
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>>35787799

I mean, it shows that you lift. You're bigger than you would be without having been working out.

You're still small, though. Bulk a little.
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>>35797927
Stuff that didn't happen, the post
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>professor can't open water bottle
>asks someone for help
>twist that cap open with my grip strength
>all the mires from my classmates
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>>35787281
Are you me ?
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>>35784611
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>>35797455
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School gym is split into two rooms.
Cardio and elliptical machines.
Free weights. Between them is a hallway that leads to the gymnasium.
Face the wall with no mirrors everytime I lift.
Girls come into the free weight room to do Instagram workouts.
Do my SS routine and never talk to anyone.
Decided to wear a white T-shirt instead of sweatshirt yesterday.
I'm not sure if they were mirin' aesthetics or it was all in my head.
Either way pretty good thread.
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>>35787014
Bill F. from Pittsburgh is my new hero
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Whatever happened to Mong? Pls tell me he got BTFO and cried all the way to his bell tower
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>>35800853
I'm no hero, son. I'm just a old man with a broken past who likes to jag around. Yinz have any questions, shoot. - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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>>35801151
how was it serving in the old guard? did any other hunkies leave their job at the mines or were you an exception?
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>>35801192
Yes, many. Lots of us would've joined even if there wasn't a draft. The mines were brutal but so was the war. Lots of generations lost? Was your family involved? - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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>>35801206
yeah, quite a few. thanks for your service.
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>>35801235
No problem. Rough days require brutal consistency. Just keep lifting the heavy weights and eating the heavy foods and you'll be ok. - Bill F. from Pittsburgh
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