BBTD - ARE YOU STONGER THAN A 9 YEAR OLD?

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>the mind can outdo steroids

wot

>tattoos on a 9 year old
I want to slap her parents

>>35781013
It's a transfer you fucking dolt

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My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.

>paper plates
>plastic forks

Man America is fucked up

>>35780921
>49:39
Damn I thought yesterday's was big, this one's even biger!

right babe?

>>35781069
yup
yoom

>>35781069
YEP
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>>35781069
Correct

>you will never have a cute 9y/o girl to follow you around the gym and hype you up and train with you

This is a really new feel to me desu

Do you think Rich & Sara have ever had an intelligent conversation? It seems like it just goes like this:

>RICH: I need real food god dammit, all you dumbass not eating real food.
>SARA: fuarking dumbasses don't know fuacking shit yeah.

Why the fuck are they feeding a little girl BCAAs?

>>35781155
Mom what are you doing on 4chan?

>>35781134
kek`d

>>35780921

Wait he gets all his meals send per mail?
Fucking crazy jelious desu

>>35781134
fuck off

>>35781217
You mean

Fuarck off

>>35781212
Probably on credit through his "business" which is about to go bankrupt

It's sad because Sara seems to really like Rich but Rich never listens to her ;_;

>9year old benches 65lbs

what the FUCK

That's more than me

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>>35781231
>that scene in yesterday's episode where she is trying to get rich to notice her spiky nails but can't get his attention cuz he's looking for his flavor

She tried like three times and then he snapped at her for putting raspberry in the cart.

>>35781155

Its called bigger by the day dummy.
This show is about growing. You can't start early enough.

>>35781248
can you link this part to me?

I love Rich :)

>>35781255
Just fucking look at the video and click around jesus wet how retarded are you?

Don't even need to watch the video but they'll both be doing lateral raises correct

>>35781231
>Sara flirts with Rich constantly
>"You have a nice ass"
>Rich responds "why are you talking about my ass" with a serious tone
He has truly left humanity behind

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>>35781261
haha sorry I'm NEET I'm so used to people doing things for me

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>>35781273
>you're a cookie monster
>i'm every kind of monster

>>35781273
"you have good genetics"

>>35781217
Sarah pls go

Who /goddammit/ here?

>BIGER

>eat before going to bed
>fuck up your sleep quality with digestive work

Ricky Piona is the king of broscience

>>35780921
>you will never a 9yo
Why live

>>35781134
lmao brah

>we only use 40% of our brain

>>35781134
Yep. Yummy.

>>35780921
>that chick in the middle of the fucking gym planking

Why do women do that shit

>parody anon is dead

Rip

>>35782611

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChdIlGoPqi2nIbR1Jgd0RIQ/videos

hes still alive

>>35782801
Yep, but still no parody from yesterday's video.

>>35783052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1XZkai7hlo

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Watching day 23

Holy fuck is anyone else depressed by Sara???

She's talking like him now: Goddammit. Right babe? Fuck. Etc.

And he doesn't pay any attention to her at all, notice how she wants him to notice her nails and he's just looking at his ice cream and is like "uh yeah, but why did you put that ice cream flavor in the cart???"

The way he talks to her it's just like she has two things to do in life: film his shit, and let him fuck her

Richie's a bro but the way he treats his wife is severely lowtest brehs

>>35783550
He treats her the same way he treats you.

>>35783550
signed,
A DYEL beta male whos never had a GF

>>35783897

I honestly hope you die

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>>35781069
yap

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>>35783550
>this anon will never understand mutant love

>ALRIGHT LETS GO THREE SETS OF FIFTEEN SECONDS
>*does three sets of 7 secs at most*

...?

>>35783550
treat em like shit and make them wet so they stick like mud

>>35781045

Fucking raging at the fact he probably won't even recycle them. America is all that is wrong in the world.

>>35781236
You can't bench 65 pounds? That's literally my warm up weight

>tomorrow is traps workout
h-hype...

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TIME TO DO 8 SECONDS OF 15-SECONDS STOMACH VACUUMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFSBJCGlUQ&ab_channel=RichPiana
Piano on opiates

>>35784096
You proud of benching the tens to warm up you fagget cunt. I feel like a bitch when I warm up with a plate fuark

>We only utilize 30% of our mind
>Those who utilize more can work out harder
Out of all the broscience Rich keeps littering his videos with, this one takes the cake so far

>>35784306
I heard that he is trying to take the viewers of Dom

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>>35783957
>tfw no mutant waifu

>>35780921
i loled so hard when she said
>you're a cookie monster

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>mfw I only had 11 meals today

>>35784661
1 like = 1 piano

Explain his breakfast to me /fit/

>water instead of milk for gaining weight
>egg white 60 sec cooked (almost raw) instead of cooked through with some spices

what is this mad man doing?

>>35784684
gotta eat like a mutant to be mutant

>>35784791

but hes not

he could be eating milk + oats instead of water and gain more

and he could at least add some fucking pepper, basil and parsley or smth to the egg white .. he says himself that it tastes like garbage

>>35784018
He can count faster than humans

>>35780921
GET BIGER, GODDAMNIT!!!
right, babe?

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>tfw no (1)9 year old mutant gf

that girl on the parking lot is 'mirin super hard

>>35784802
>milk + oats
>pepper, basil and parsley

Those are things that normies eat. He is a mutant.

>>35785071

but milk simply makes you gain weight and thats his goal

why does he hate milk?

>>35785089

There is no milk on planet mutant goddamn it

>>35781013
>wanting to slap 5%ers
not gonna end well babe

>>35780921
The part with the loli was a little weird

I can out lift that "powerlifter." I guess I should start calling myself a powerlifter too.

>>35781134
I think there's a lot of shit going on in their life that he doesn't want to show in his vids so they're stuck talking about food and workouts all the time on cam.
In mean Sara-chan supposedly goes to law school or something and it hasn't been mentioned once even though it's probably a major part of her life.

>>35785059
ok just one last look alright that's the last one

>>35785378
Find me the part where he calls himself a powerlifter you fuckboi

what do you guys think about his carb loading and theory on carbs in general?

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>>35784905
>>35785362

>>35784661
Kek

>>35785644
Pussy ass yamazaki. Its a shame gaki no tsukai has gone to shit

>>35786143
>Yamazaki
It's Tsukitei

>>35786143
haven't watched it in like 3 years. is it really bad now? matsumoto and hamada are still there, right?

>>35780921
WHAT IS THE 9 YEAR OLD DOING EXACTLY YOU ASS?
Don't link me 50 min video, expecting I'll watch all that shit, tell me or give time codes or GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>35786250
relax anon, did you have a bad day today?

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>>35780921
https://strawpoll.me/6658346
https://strawpoll.me/6658346
https://strawpoll.me/6658346
https://strawpoll.me/6658346

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>>35786250
chill dude

>>35786199
Yes both are still there. Matsumoto looks like a japanese k pop singer now that he bleached his hair and hamada is practicly senile. They hardly banter anymore. They mostly just wait to react to what the producers throw at them now. Kinda lame

>>35786250
wanna talk about it big boy?

>>35786312
Nah, I'm just trying to teach OP to make a better thread in the future through negative reinforcement, even though I actually don't care

He keeps talking about and doing shoulder feater(sp?) workouts at the end of his videos, WTF are those.

Is it feeter, theater, feater...

>>35787400
Feeder, goddammit!

Literally every single one of my lifts is higher than that kid's LMFAO

>>35787509
You're a 350lb neckbeard, they better be

>>35781036
You're an idiot

>>35784086
I think you just replied to yourself hippie fag. Gains don't wait while you do the dishes.

>>35781069
Yep

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>>35781261
>Jesus wet

>>35784086
Hive mind cock

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>ywn have a 9 y/o minority qt spotting you

>>35783915
Everyone is gonna die sometime dummy