How difficult is a spartan race?
if you can get all the lazy, soft, whiny, spoiled, unmotivated and worthless fat little shits of the entire country to be willing to do it then it might be feasible.
That or get some strong dictator who will kill you if you don't do shit.
It's a stupid gimmick.
If you need a stupid gimmick to moving and feel a minuscule amount of accomplishment in your pathetic life before you move on to your next "challenge" by all means go for it you stupid cuck.
>Bud light is a shit beer though.
>Bud light is a shit beer though..
>I don't look through the catalog
>Nosiree only the front page for me
>I reply to a 31 minute old thread
>I tip my hat
>Paying money to exercise
Holy fuck the sheer stupidity
And please don't give me this "social" shit. You and your three idiot friends who talked you into this so they don't have to go alone pay literal cash money to stand around a bunch of other dinguses, run some "obstacles", and pat each other on the back about how "fit" you all are.
Fuck off, just get in the gym. If fitness has to have a carrot on a string for you to participate, I have bad news vis a vis you and making it.
Bud light is a shit beer though. I'm not even a beer snob, I'd much rather down half of a 30 rack of natty then drink half the equivalent of bud light. At least with natty or keystone light you can chug them fast enough to not really taste anything, bud light is like piss that sticks to your tongue. Also it's slightly more expensive than other trash light beers, for no reason.
Fuck bud light.
>Bud light is a shit beer though. I'm not even a beer snob, I'd much rather down half of a 30 rack of natty then drink half the equivalent of bud light. At least with natty or keystone light you can chug them fast enough to not really taste anything, bud light is like piss that sticks to your tongue. Also it's slightly more expensive than other trash light beers, for no reason.
>You sound like someone who didn't party in college
Are you going for time? Yes its difficult.
Are you going for fun? Its some of the funniest shit I've ever done. Do you know what its like to have a solid 8/10 korean qt3.14 crawling under barbed wire in front of you, ass right in your face?
No most of /fit/ doesn't because all they do is talk shit on mud runs and actually having fun and utilizing their body instead of training for aesthetics.
Last time I did a mud run was in September in northern VA. My wife and I stayed overnight, and met a girl there in our wave time. Tl;dr we all had burritos and sex.
Get out there and enjoy the body youre working for, stop shitting on obstacle runs and go do one with your friends. Unless you dont have any then you'll look like a serial killer outcast and in that case dont go, just do more squats and oats til someone loves you.
Expanding on funnest/funniest shit I've done.
You get to see fatties attempt to climb over 15 foot walls. Try to run up warped walls. Try to climb monkey bars. Etc. Etc. Etc.
You have not lived until you see a 250 pound woman tumble down a cargo net screaming because she misstepped.
Saw a fat fuck almost trip into the fire.
>Are you going for time? Yes its difficult.
ugh I feel like I know these people
>have super bernie lover cousins
>one of them wears fedoras and a (really dirty) white suit everywhere he goes for some reason
>fatass belly with skinny stick arms but majoring in some bullshit degree that thinks is going to get him a job as a firefighter
>the dad is twice my age, does the same kind of job as me, yet somehow manages to make way less money than me and is always getting laid off
>the wife is a massive landwhale that plays second life a lot (they met on the internet)
>the brother is slightly aspie and dyel as fuck but nice, understands reason, and potentially salvageable someday in the distant future when he leaves this family
>their house is near-hoarder level, not a square inch of clear horizontal space
>they all watch my little pony
>Do you know what its like to have a solid 8/10 korean qt3.14 crawling under barbed wire in front of you, ass right in your face?
No but I have an 8/10 korean qt. 3.14 gf that I fuck twice a week.
>No most of /fit/ doesn't because all they do is talk shit on mud runs and actually having fun and utilizing their body instead of training for aesthetics.
I run 20-40 miles a week. Running 10 miles by yourself on a saturday morning up and down steep hills after running 30 miles in the preceding 4 days is much harder than doing a one off 10k with staffing, food, etc.
>My wife and I stayed overnight, and met a girl there in our wave time. Tl;dr we all had burritos and sex.
>My wife and I
>we all had sex
>My wife and I simultaneously committed adultry spitting in the face of God and Jesus to whom we swore our fidelity in a sacred ceremony stretching back eon
>Get out there and enjoy the body youre working for,
Don't tell me what to do
>then you'll look like a serial killer outcast
Says the adulterer
> just do more squats and oats til someone loves you.
Like your whore wife loves you, man-harlot?
shut up whore
Faggot ass hotpocket munching horse fucking mods on a power trip
You think we pulled this stereotype out of the ether?
Fedoras walk among us.
Now I wait for the ban incoming.
A lot of these cuckold fags that mock MRA and mens rights movements ironically end up in bitter loveless marriages that end up in divorce (where they loose everything).
Oh yeah and whenever we do a family thing with them like a camping trip at a lake or some shit it's like, just expect they will show up at 11pm at night, need help setting up their tents, bring no food, and pay for nothing. And the dad will have some weird ass gimmicky kayak that needs assembly he got off a kickstarter or some shit and they'll bring overpriced pro level gear for everything.
It's been polluted, much like feminism. There's a difference between being a well-adjusted individual that does their own thing instead of putting pussy on the pedestal and doesn't put up with female bullshit when they do a really shitty thing to you and the permavirg losers who decided "well I was incapable of getting any pussy so I'm just gonna call myself a MGTOW and claim I didn't want any in the first place so there."
I'm not commenting on your views.
It's just your grammar that irks me
Pointing out grammar on message board at 3am...
>You've lost at life
It's 9 am here, you fucking faggot.
Get with the program, you're not the only country in the world.
In conclusion: Only one of us is on 4chan in the middle of the night and you greentexted yourself
I don't care what time it is in ur shitty backwater country breh..I could give three fucks what you think of my grammar
>tfw see this all the time
I haven't seen the dyel edit since early 2013 before I saved that pic.
>and banged the striped shirt girl with jew nose.
Respect yourself man.
Respect your dick.
I thought what you thought at first glance too.
You run into all types at those sorts or races.
1. Dudes there to seriously push themselves
2. Women attempting to appear strong
3. Groups that goof off the whole time in stupid costumes
4. People who bring their fucking dogs