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How difficult is a spartan race?
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I've heard those things are a lot of walking between obstacles and waiting for other people to finish on them
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About as hard as any other brand of weekend exercise camp targeting middle aged middle management who are desperately trying to cling to some vestige of masculinity.
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>>35777437
if you can get all the lazy, soft, whiny, spoiled, unmotivated and worthless fat little shits of the entire country to be willing to do it then it might be feasible.

That or get some strong dictator who will kill you if you don't do shit.
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Not very. Fatties do them constantly.
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>>35777437
you either finish or you don't they don't care where unless you're top 20 maybe and you won't be because you're asking /fit/ how hard it is
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>>35777437
It's a stupid gimmick.

If you need a stupid gimmick to moving and feel a minuscule amount of accomplishment in your pathetic life before you move on to your next "challenge" by all means go for it you stupid cuck.
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>>35777874
Bud light is a shit beer though.
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>>35777885
>Bud light is a shit beer though.
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>>35777874
>rezzing a 30 minute old thread to tell everyone how you're the king of noncomforming edgelords
jesus, what a faggot
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>>35777885
>Bud light is a shit beer though..
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>>35777874
And the tip of the day goes to....
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>>35777921
>I don't look through the catalog
>Nosiree only the front page for me
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>>35777874
>shaving is for children

kek
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>>35777921
>I reply to a 31 minute old thread

>>35777939
>I tip my hat
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>Paying money to exercise

Holy fuck the sheer stupidity

And please don't give me this "social" shit. You and your three idiot friends who talked you into this so they don't have to go alone pay literal cash money to stand around a bunch of other dinguses, run some "obstacles", and pat each other on the back about how "fit" you all are.

Fuck off, just get in the gym. If fitness has to have a carrot on a string for you to participate, I have bad news vis a vis you and making it.
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>>35777885
>Bud light is a shit beer though...
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>>35777914
>>35777931
>>35777964
Fuck you guys, there's better tasting beers
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>>35777931
Bud light is a shit beer though. I'm not even a beer snob, I'd much rather down half of a 30 rack of natty then drink half the equivalent of bud light. At least with natty or keystone light you can chug them fast enough to not really taste anything, bud light is like piss that sticks to your tongue. Also it's slightly more expensive than other trash light beers, for no reason.

Fuck bud light.
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>>35777993
>Bud light is a shit beer though. I'm not even a beer snob, I'd much rather down half of a 30 rack of natty then drink half the equivalent of bud light. At least with natty or keystone light you can chug them fast enough to not really taste anything, bud light is like piss that sticks to your tongue. Also it's slightly more expensive than other trash light beers, for no reason.
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>>35778008
>Not believing Men are generally biologically stronger than women
>posting on /fit/

Reddit pls go
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>>35778018
>Reddit pls go
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>>35777993
>I can tell the difference between pisswaters
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>>35778046

You sound like someone who didn't party in college. Piss:water ratio is important for those nights when you just gotta get trashed on a Tuesday.
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>>35778101
>You sound like someone who didn't party in college
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Are you going for time? Yes its difficult.

Are you going for fun? Its some of the funniest shit I've ever done. Do you know what its like to have a solid 8/10 korean qt3.14 crawling under barbed wire in front of you, ass right in your face?

No most of /fit/ doesn't because all they do is talk shit on mud runs and actually having fun and utilizing their body instead of training for aesthetics.

Last time I did a mud run was in September in northern VA. My wife and I stayed overnight, and met a girl there in our wave time. Tl;dr we all had burritos and sex.

Get out there and enjoy the body youre working for, stop shitting on obstacle runs and go do one with your friends. Unless you dont have any then you'll look like a serial killer outcast and in that case dont go, just do more squats and oats til someone loves you.
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>>35778184
Expanding on funnest/funniest shit I've done.

You get to see fatties attempt to climb over 15 foot walls. Try to run up warped walls. Try to climb monkey bars. Etc. Etc. Etc.

You have not lived until you see a 250 pound woman tumble down a cargo net screaming because she misstepped.

Saw a fat fuck almost trip into the fire.
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>>35778184
>Are you going for time? Yes its difficult.
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>>35778061
ugh I feel like I know these people
>have super bernie lover cousins
>one of them wears fedoras and a (really dirty) white suit everywhere he goes for some reason
>fatass belly with skinny stick arms but majoring in some bullshit degree that thinks is going to get him a job as a firefighter
>the dad is twice my age, does the same kind of job as me, yet somehow manages to make way less money than me and is always getting laid off
>the wife is a massive landwhale that plays second life a lot (they met on the internet)
>the brother is slightly aspie and dyel as fuck but nice, understands reason, and potentially salvageable someday in the distant future when he leaves this family
>their house is near-hoarder level, not a square inch of clear horizontal space
>they all watch my little pony
JUST
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>>35778061
wait, why did you delete your post?
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>>35778213
>dude somebody responded something that makes me angry
>I know, I'll reply with the fedora man
>le gotem
>check
>des
>dubs
>:D
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>>35778184
>Do you know what its like to have a solid 8/10 korean qt3.14 crawling under barbed wire in front of you, ass right in your face?

No but I have an 8/10 korean qt. 3.14 gf that I fuck twice a week.

>No most of /fit/ doesn't because all they do is talk shit on mud runs and actually having fun and utilizing their body instead of training for aesthetics.

I run 20-40 miles a week. Running 10 miles by yourself on a saturday morning up and down steep hills after running 30 miles in the preceding 4 days is much harder than doing a one off 10k with staffing, food, etc.

>My wife and I stayed overnight, and met a girl there in our wave time. Tl;dr we all had burritos and sex.
>My wife and I
>we all had sex

>My wife and I simultaneously committed adultry spitting in the face of God and Jesus to whom we swore our fidelity in a sacred ceremony stretching back eon

How autistic.

How degenerate.

>Get out there and enjoy the body youre working for,

Don't tell me what to do

>then you'll look like a serial killer outcast

Says the adulterer

> just do more squats and oats til someone loves you.

Like your whore wife loves you, man-harlot?

>>35778209
shut up whore
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>>35777952
>Paying money to exercise is faggotry
>Go to the gym, to pay money to exercise
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>>35778228
Faggot ass hotpocket munching horse fucking mods on a power trip

>>35778222
No shit.

You think we pulled this stereotype out of the ether?

Fedoras walk among us.

Now I wait for the ban incoming.
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>>35778254
Youre a funny guy. Big too.
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>>35778254
We actually didnt have a religious ceremony. Were non religious. We only got married for the tax breaks.

Glorious republican power.
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>>35778008
>>35778034
A lot of these cuckold fags that mock MRA and mens rights movements ironically end up in bitter loveless marriages that end up in divorce (where they loose everything).
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>>35778267
Oh yeah and whenever we do a family thing with them like a camping trip at a lake or some shit it's like, just expect they will show up at 11pm at night, need help setting up their tents, bring no food, and pay for nothing. And the dad will have some weird ass gimmicky kayak that needs assembly he got off a kickstarter or some shit and they'll bring overpriced pro level gear for everything.
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>>35778409
>loose
pleb
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>>35778409
It's been polluted, much like feminism. There's a difference between being a well-adjusted individual that does their own thing instead of putting pussy on the pedestal and doesn't put up with female bullshit when they do a really shitty thing to you and the permavirg losers who decided "well I was incapable of getting any pussy so I'm just gonna call myself a MGTOW and claim I didn't want any in the first place so there."
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>>35777921
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>>35778491
said the cuck lol
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>>35778607
I'm not commenting on your views.
It's just your grammar that irks me
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>>35778648
Pointing out grammar on message board at 3am...
>You've lost at life
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>>35778664
It's 9 am here, you fucking faggot.
Get with the program, you're not the only country in the world.

In conclusion: Only one of us is on 4chan in the middle of the night and you greentexted yourself
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>>35778689
I don't care what time it is in ur shitty backwater country breh..I could give three fucks what you think of my grammar
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>>35777914
tfw see this all the time and banged the striped shirt girl with jew nose.
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>>35778753
>tfw see this all the time
I haven't seen the dyel edit since early 2013 before I saved that pic.

>and banged the striped shirt girl with jew nose.

Gross.

Respect yourself man.

Respect your dick.
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>>35778764
she is actually not bad looking, 5'1 with 36 c's and also rekt her older sister. Would bang mom as well.
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>>35777557
I thought what you thought at first glance too.
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>>35778764
That is the face of a man who knows he will not be able to get a boner for the next week.
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how do i loose weat?
i think i eat bread
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>>35778764

what the fuck
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>>35778101
> getting trashed on any amount of American lager. Bud Light is fucking 4.2%, practically drinking nasty water
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>>35778344
4 u
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>>35777536
This. Kek.
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You run into all types at those sorts or races.
1. Dudes there to seriously push themselves
2. Women attempting to appear strong
3. Groups that goof off the whole time in stupid costumes
4. People who bring their fucking dogs
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I'd definitely start doing races like this if it would help me get a qt fit gf.

>tfw even too autistic to talk to anyone in the gym I go to regularly.
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