>Going to the gym but not doing muay thai or mma
>Being massive just makes it much more embarrasing when you get the shit kicked out of you
> MFW I look around the gym and know I could beat up every roided up jew in the place
>Raising testosterone natty with spars
I have no intention of fighting anyone and I don't have to. I just want to look good and be healthy. That's why I'm going to the gym. Why does beating people up (or knowing you can) make you happy? Sounds like you're insecure as fuck
Looking around the gym and thinking 'he's big I could kick his ass' or 'he's strong but fat' or 'he's shredded but I bet I out squat him' or anything like that are for autistic fucks, or if not autistic, incredibly insecure manchildren
Why would it matter if you could kick my ass in a sport I don't do? I'm 100% certain you've never been in a proper fight if you think martial arts automatically enable you to 'kick anyone's ass'
Grow the fuck up.
>Why would it matter if you could kick my ass in a sport I don't do? I'm 100% certain you've never been in a proper fight if you think martial arts automatically enable you to 'kick anyone's ass'
In the first sentence you say it doesn't matter if he can beat you up. Then you go ahead and say that he cannot beat you up. What is it? Be more integer instead of just throwing some counterarguments his way
Get some reading comprehension. Muay thai, mma, kickboxing etc are sports. In that setting, with rules, weight classes etc, course a trained fighter will win. So why would I give a fuck if he would win, I'm not a martial artist.
However, if he's implying just because he does martial arts, he will win any street fight, he's wrong. Never said I'd win, I'm just saying that what's the pointing in lording it over a) people who don't do your sport or b) think you can kick anyone's ass when there are no rules (which is just a foul attitude for a so called martial artist trainee)
Smacks of insecurity desu m8
Why the fuck would I ever feel the need to fight anyone? I'm rich and white,I never punched someone and I'm 25,the only people that tried to mess with me are dyel manlet minorities and they all back down when they realize you're about to kick their asses.
>beat up every roidhead
throw one punch and ill magdump into center-mass
>nignog tries to assault gf
magdump into center-mass
>some nig tries to punch me in the mouth
magdump into center-mass
starting fights sure worked out well for ya?
That's great in your fantasy, but in reality you'll probably get knocked the fuck out before you know what hit you - see above picture.
Plus I don't think theyll let you use your gun in prison - unless you let them attack you first, in which case see above pic
>got bullied in the gym by a bigger boy
>googled self defense classes
>I've been to one muay thai session with sensai herbert
>had to google how to spell it before shit posting on asian weabo homosexual hookup forum
>mfw i am living an anime and i am senpai
You apparently don't know Tyson if you think anyone other than nigress gold diggers and prostitutes are attracted to him
This thread is dumb
As soon as you're over 18, street fighting goes out the window unless your some sort of trailer trash/ghetto scum who's okay with getting arrested
If someone grabs my girls ass, all it takes is one punch to knock just about anyone out, unless you're a VERY seasoned MMA fighter, even then there's a chance. Anyone can throw a punch to knock anyone out, it doesn't take much pressure to the jaw or temple.
If by prostitutes you mean supermodels and actresses yes they are attracted to him, if you think an international superstart millionaire has problems taking your landwhale you're dreaming
>Why would he be in prison in the first place?
For unloading a gun into a group of people without being hit first, alternate scenario is them hitting you first and you just getting knocked the fuck out
First you state street fighting is not an option for you then you state you will attempt to one-punch-ko someone if they touch your girl??
If you go out drinking there are chances you will get in a fight. But that would mean you guys have to actually GO OUT to drink. Unlikely
you mean a country where half the population is in poverty. shit healthcare, shit education and rampant crime, some cities being the most dangerous in the world, constantly involved in unnecessary wars, huge obesity problems?
Canada is far superior
you clearly do not grasp the laws in your own country. carrying a gun does not make you immortal and it does not mean you can do whatever you want. you are a weak pussy that would get his ass beat easily. stay inside
The state doesn't want to believe your story or do anything but fuck you, kill a few people without being touched and you'll find out just how paltry your shitty understanding of the law you got from watching cop dramas is
>you mean a country where half the population is in poverty
Still richer than western Europe
Best hospitals,most trained doctors and more medical research than the world combined.
> shit education
Top universities in the world,top research facilities,etc.
> and rampant crime
In america cops shot you 5 times for trying to run while in europe cops sit idly while hundreds of foreigners rape your women.
>constantly involved in unnecessary wars,
They flooded Europe with refugees,from a geopolitical stand point its money well spent,Europe will never be a competitor ever again.
I'm not even from the US but Euros are like manlets,they need to learn their place.
cucks who dont know AZ laws
>>Going to the gym but not doing curling
>>Being massive just makes it much more embarrasing when you get the shit kicked out of you at the curling club
>> MFW I look around the gym and know I could out draw every roided up jew in the place
>>Raising testosterone natty with sick corner raise doubles
the average citizen of the US are still very poor.
the average citizen can barely afford healthcare
the average student will spend decades paying off their student loans
crime is still rampant and police corrupt
it does not matter if you have the best when the average is terrible
meanwhile you have never left your country for more than one week, never traveled and experienced the world. sad
Bernie Sanders please
Lower taxes,cheaper shit and higher income.The US is just superior to Europe.
>tfw wanna learn muay thai but no where that teaches it near me
welp guess ill just lift
>throw one punch at me and I will absolutely kill you
>touch my gf and I will kill you
>officer he touched my gf's butt, I had to shoot him
>the year of our lord 2016
>being this retarded and not knowing how to settle disputes like a man
I carry but its for life or death situations. Men oughta be able to have a friendly punch up over a woman or something.
This thread seems to be more about fighting for the sake of fighting and to see who is the strongest. Kinda silly to bring up the great equalizer dontcha think? Yeah if a roided out behemoth was trying to mug me or kill/maim me imma be sure to kill him back but we're talking bout getting in the MMA ring or something.
Wrestling involves two men in skin tight outfits, rolling around trying to dominate and become the one on top for three seconds, If that's your notion of hetero there's this club in my town called the "G" that i think you would love
>priming yourself to use an edged weapon in self defence
what a fucking retard
Situational awareness, distance, and cover are your best friends.
I'm throwing up reading all this shit in here.
Behaving like fucking kids on an anonymous faggot anime board to boost their egos.
Just enjoy life, guys.No matter what your cricumstances may be.
>every martial arts guy on the internet
>imagines themselves as a badass drifter ready to strike when it becomes necessary
>which is never because all they do is shitpost on the internet and go to uncle boonmee's rec center martial arts class
>that guy at the end
yeah obviously don't try to get in a knife fight, but what are you going to do if someone actually attacks you with a knife? magdump? just lol.
knife or baton as last resort, I never implied otherwise.
Not OP, but what you are saying sounds insecure as well. Why does looking good make you happy?
Regardless of that, from now till the end of time humanity has been and always will be fascinated with the concept of one on one fighting. Every single little boy no matter how gentle and sweet will at the very least once in his life dream of being the strongest man on the planet.
You don't train to have enough power to knock people out. You train so that your body knows how and where to hit in a sharp and accurate way without having to think. You train so that you can avoid that punch that was thrown before yours that otherwise you never could of reacted fast enough to avoid without said training.
Its not about power, its about skill
I bet you're short. Only short people think like this.
WHY DONT YOU GRAB THE NEAREST BEER BOTTLE AND SMASH HIS HEAD IN
>I feel like the only setting where negros attack you or women is when alcohol is involved