How do I unlock Don Draper mode?

Never train arms.
Never train legs.
Do push ups every now and then.

Smoke at least 10 cigarettes a day and rotate between at least 2 mistresses at all times.

Was this the ideal physique of the 60s?

literally never lift

>>35767141
10 cigarettes a day? You would never survive 60' you delusional faggot.
Also core is pretty tight for push ups.

What's up with his proportions?

>>35767270
10 cigarettes a day is probably in the low end of what Don Draper smokes a day though.

That girl needs to hit her glutes harder.

>>35767113
> tfw my body look exactly like this

>>35767141
this, but I also do deadlifts and rows every now and then

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btw, how does one goes from this to fridgemode ?
6'5 currently 225lbs

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>>35767113
look at his benis, do you have a such big penis?

>>35767113
>smoke a pack a day
>walk occasionally
>cardio thru sex

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>>35767420
> tfw when 8' but definitely a grower

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>>35767444

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>>35767420
This can't be real. He can't be so handsome, have such a manly voice and a huge dick. It's just not fair.

>>35767113
Have a hamaconda

>>35767420
>circumcised
"Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing." Galatians 5:2

>>35767500
It is. Google "Hamaconda"

>>35767222
Unless you were gay or an athlete (so gay) exercise wasn't really a thing people did until Charles Atlas

>>35767532
are you actually stupid

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>>35767500
He is a real man, genes lottery winner takes it all

>>35767542
Maybe but your mom doesn't mind

>>35767549
jokes on you i was made in a lab by deranged bio engineers

>>35767568
>implying I don't fuck your test tube on the reg

>>35767601
sounds painful

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>>35767605

divorce wife who doesn't love you
smash girl who doesn't care about you

be a narcissist

have a ridiculous name

>>35767647
Donald Draper is a great name. Fuck you.

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>>35767647
>implying don loved betty

>>35767605
It's a big test tube.

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>>35767647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM

>>35767270
10 cigarettes is not a lot, even now. Most smokers go through a pack a day. And yes, the cigarettes on mad men had filters in them.

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>no more new Mad Men episodes ever

>>35768187
Lucky Strikes don't have filters.

>>35768213
iktf

>>35768187
>Most smokers go through a pack a day
I don't think so. A pack a day is a lot, if you smoke that much you're a chain smoker. It'd get ridiculously expensive and you'd reek of tobacco. Those kind of smokers exist of course, but they're getting rarer now with all the smoking bans.

Most probably smoke around 5 cigarettes a day on average.

>>35767693
seriously fuck american prude values. this is why i left the country. honestly i would be absolutely smitten if my wife performed in front of company, teasing everyone, but only having eyes for me at the end of the night. this is how you keep marriage alive.

>>35768266
i think this has more to do with don being jealous as fuck than american prude values.

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>>35768237
>Most probably smoke around 5 cigarettes a day on average

Where the fuck do you live?

>>35768284
yea but you can see the reactions on other people's faces. they think it is over the top.

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>>35768287
Denmark and we're like one of the most smoking countries in Scandinavia. It's become such a pain in the ass to smoke now that most cut back naturally. Can't smoke on bars or restaurants, can't smoke around schools or public institutions, can't smoke on railway platforms and tobacco is so expensive.

If you're out drinking you can easily go through a pack or two on a night though.

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>>35768320
I really miss being able to enjoy a cigarette over a beer.

>>35767113
In real life women don't like dating guys that are 5+ years older than them. The idea that you can keep banging sexy 19 year olds at thirty is an internet meme that men keep falling for.

Just a heads up.

>>35768876

hahaha you are so full of shit, there are thousands of couples who are 10 years apart in age

>>35768876

I live in a college town, and have banged 18-21 year olds from tinder and picking them up at clubs. I'm 28, they're dumb and delusional and think I'm soo mature or something but it's def doable breh

>>35768968
Not likely. Its just something mgtow spread to keep guys from settling down and now guys think they'll be able to fuck college girls for fifteen more years.

I'm a girl btw

>>35769013

>I'm a girl btw

that explains a lot

>>35768876
I think if you had the status and money of Don you could definitely bang 19 year olds at his age.

>>35768876
>>35769013

Gf is 9 years older than me and more successful
Did I win the lottery or something?

>>35768876
Except Don was a millionaire who is also handsome as fuck.

>>35769136
If you're into menopause then yes

>>35767113
>avg girls ass

>>35769325
Fitness is way bigger today than it was then. Most girls have a decent ass due to exercise.

>>35769450

are you a girl? most girls aren't into fitness holy shit stop speaking about you

>>35769013
So the concept of being able to get with hot college girls is a conspiracy to keep men from marrying? Am I reading this right?

>>35767113
>>35767113
Jon Hamm played competitive baseball and swims a lot.

>>35768320

>DENMARK

You seriously think socialist Denmark is representative for how much people in general smoke worlwide? You fucking idiot.

>>35768876
>people actually believe this

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>>35769450
>most girls
The average BMI for females in the US today is 29. This is what BMI 29 looks like.

>>35767141
yes these are all key aspects of achieving Draper Mode

>>35769619
According to BMI standards, Michael Jordan was obese in his prime as a basketball player. Discredited as a health standard years ago.

>>35769619

The measurement probably took place on females 18-65. If you would disregard everyone above let's say 40 like you would do anyway the average is probably lower. Also Americans are fucking fat so the average BMI for NORMAL girls worlwide is lower than what you mention here.

>>35769647
protip:
BMI is a health standard for regular people.

>>35769648
yea i think you're right

>>35769647
The average girl isn't Michael Jordan.
BMI wasn't designed as a measure of health for Michael Jordan.

>>35769647
Fatty pls go

>>35767113
Swim at your local pool once a week
Smoke 40 to 50 cigarettes a day
Drink strong liquor all the time
Have good genes
Be a high status, well payed, wanted after genius creative director
Lie most of the time
Turn charm on when necessary
Be assertive and dominate in almost all situations
Look good in a suit
Look good in casual clothes

There you go.

>>35770068
Literally nobody can do that. Most CEOs are fat dudes with hypertension or cholesterol.

>>35770196
That's why he's Don Draper.

>>35769991
>>35769787

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=106268439

fuckwits

>>35768237
lmfao i was a smoker and i was smoking 2 pack a day.

>>35770210
*zing*

>>35767270
>>35768237
>>35768320

The global standard for smoking is >10 = light smoker, 10-20 = average smoker, 20< heavy smoker. Heavy smoking was far more popular back then than it is now and is influenced by a smoker's activity; for example, James Bond in Casino Royale (1953) smoked 70 cigarettes a day while gambling.

tl;dr if you think the average smoker only lights 5 a day you're delusional or you're confusing a light smoker for an average smoker.

>>35767270
KEK, you really bought into the anti-smoking propaganda hook, line, and sinker

Same way you bang anime girls. Be a fictional character.

>>35770761
I will and have done this

I miss mad men.

>>35770893
It's pretty overrated.

>>35770954
Shut the fuck up with your plebeian taste. Watch the show in its entirety and then get back to me. Until then, fuck off.

>>35769603
>people.believe the truth

What it is, soul brother

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>>35767113
um.. is that a child?

because if not she has literally the smallest ass I have ever seen on a woman. that is sad. I feel bad for her.

>>35767544
>>35767489
He's a big guy

>>35771007
Was okay til s3. After that, it went full SJW, cattering to niggers and queers.

>>35771118
>wah wah i can't enjoy things unless they're made by and for /pol/tards

stay a pleb

>>35768187
They weren't smoking cigarettes in that show, they were herbal something or other. No nicotine or tobacco

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>>35771080
I-i know anon, with body like that you do not even have to be shredded.


When you look at this guy, at his mandly, face at his big peni, there is only one word yelling

MAN
A
N

>>35769619
whyilift.jpg

>>35771063
Megan has amazing tits though.

>>35767601

my sides

>>35771142
Bernie...

>>35767601
Kek

>>35767113
big dick
handsome

Job's done.

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>>35770068
I don't get why Don Draper was considered a genius. Like, what did he really do that was so genius? Seems like most of the shit he came up with was great because people assumed everything Don Draper came up with had to be great. Like, say Peggy came up with the famous "it's toasted" slogan. People would've told her she was a retard.

>>35770507
Let me help you, >10 means "higher than ten". You figure out the rest

>>35770507
10-20 is a fucking lot. That's cancer territory.

>>35770507
>James Bond in Casino Royale (1953) smoked 70 cigarettes a day while gambling.
He would've thrown up from nicotine overdose before hitting 70 cigarettes in a night.

>>35768320
Danmark her også breh.. Pls be in Copenhagen

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>>35772718
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>>35772716
>throwing up from something you smoked
is this a real thing? is the body this retarded?

>>35768876
Yeah no. That's just what desperate 30-something women want you to believe as they realize the number one thing they have that society values is starting to fade. Ok, 19 is a little bit weird but many early and mid-20s chicks old enough to drink will date men way older than them, at least so long as they haven't let themselves go with a beer gut and flabby arms anyway.

>>35767420
>filename

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>>35768214
do you even smoke faggot?

>>35772716
>James Bond in Casino Royale (1953)
Isn't that the parody film involving space aliens that isn't really a real james bond movie.

>>35772718
>tfw grill in cph

>>35768876
You are a fucking idiot who doesn't know how anything works. Just because nobody wants to date you, doesn't mean chicks don't go for older guys. Hell it even makes more sense to go for a grown man who has money, experience, etc than some college cunt.

>>35772858
Are you American? American Luckies are unfiltered. It's like a nostalgia brand. Luckies in Europe are filtered though, at least the ones I've seen.

>>35772693

Whoops, my mistake.

>>35772706

Less than a pack a day is not a lot.

>>35772716

3.5 packs a day is quite a lot, even for the 50s, but an experienced smoker would not have such issues.

>>35772802

It's pretty common for first time smokers or smokers whose bodies are not used to smoking over a pack a day. A few months ago I had a mother bring her 18yo son in because he kept throwing up and she thought he was poisoned. Turned out he and his friends had a dare where they would chain smoke a pack. For someone who smokes 2 or more packs a day this would be an easy feat but for an 18yo who had probably only smoked 1 cigarette a week at most it made him sick.

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>tfw i started drinking and smoking because i wanted to be like don draper and now i can't quit

>>35772802
it happens with weed too

>>35772867

No

>>35772877
I'm surprised he even managed to keep going after half a pack. I remember how my first cigarettes made me feel light-headed and my knees weak.

>>35772888
I smoked for like 6 months, ending in October. I consider myself lucky that it fucked with my sinuses and after a while I couldn't breathe through my nose. Pretty much my body forced me to quit.

>>35772918
How many did you smoke a day on average?

>>35772927
Not that many. I'd smoke on my drive home from work, and then a couple more at night.

I also binged while hanging out with friends who smoke. So Fridays/Saturdays and maybe once or twice during the week I'd have 5-9.

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>>35772716
>you are now aware Ian Fleming was a 4 pack a day smoker

>>35772897
Ah, that was 1967.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_Royale_%281967_film%29

>>35767141
P much this but toss in some whiskey on Saturday nights and bologna sandwiches Monday-Thursday Friday is pizza night Sunday is family gathering night (always has ice cream)

>>35772966
It also killed him.

>>35767420
Freeballing master race. Iv been preaching this shit for months. Your dink literally bulges out if your pants

>>35773006

Oh certainly, I'm just pointing out that Bond's 70 cigarettes or Fleming's 80; while extremely dangerous to a person's cardiovascular and respiratory systems, are certainly achievable and will not induce vomiting for a heavy smoker.

>>35772873
im a beaner and they are filtered here too

>>35772802
Yes nigger, have you never smoked before?

>>35773247
I smoke tobacco regularly and weed every now and then but apparently not enough to get sick from it.

>>35768237
Australian here, pack a day is the standard when someone claims to be a "smoker"

I went through a period where I smoked 2-3 a day, didn't even consider it smoking. Here smoking starts at about 15 a day

get to 40
have some muscle
have some fat
have big benigs

>>35767284
>>35768187
>>35770507
>>35770673

I meant that if you thought that 10 cigarettes is a lot, you would die living around people in the 60' then they smoked a lot more. Probably 10 when waking up.

>>35770259
BMI works for non-athletes, and non-bodybuilders. Average people don't make gainz, they put on fat.

>>35773359
Agreed. but the FFMI still tells a better, more in-depth used. bmi should be dropped in favor of this

>>35773299
Oh that makes more sense. Pardon my lack of reading comprehension.

>>35767113

1) have naturally high test
2) there is no 2nd step

>>35769450
>most girls have a decent ass due to exercise

Replace most girls with almost none and even less acquired it through hard work and exercise. What world do you live in? One with no standards?

>>35772716
i remember to chain smoking through almost all night, which usually took 9-10 hours, and end up finishing 8-9 packs with 4 guys. i don't think your point is valid.

>tfw i've quit smoking from 2 packs a day.
>tfw i was smoking even more when we gamble or drink
>tfw i'm only 21 and i can't jog more than 5 straight minutes

>>35768876
not going to college and realizing 25% of sororstitutes/cute girls have a sugar daddy.

>>35767270
Plenty of old people survive beyond 60 smoking more than a pack a day, but their quality of life is usually shit.

Smoking can cause impotence besides all the other horrid side effects.

>>35769136
you dun goofed brah, she is going to be old and mangy while you're still in optimus prime mode