What's the difference between a chick's ass and a guy's

idk but theres a guy at my gym that has a fucking huge ass. it's nice enough that a lot of girls would be jealous

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A man's ass is a sculture to be admired, desired, and fucked.

A woman's ass is a meat sack to be hidden, laughed at, and ashamed of.

>>35762935

Who is that?

>>35762935
Its funny because its true

>>35762935
hnnngg

post more guys with bubble butts

>>35762949
Some tripfag

>>35762992

What does tripfag mean?

>>35763021
someone with terrible balance

>>35762801

What does a back catcher do alot?

>>35763051
11/10

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Right.

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Right.

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Fourth from right.

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>>35762935
When you see a properly toned man-ass, you can bet your bottom dollar that he also takes extreme care of his booty. He probably shaves it weekly and oils it daily to give his buttcheeks that baby-snooth texture.
You just want to nibble on it, bury your face inside the clean and slightly fragrant asscrack, and just admire it as a manifestation of perfection

Women can't even come close

>>35762801
they look different from the back. male asses are square and female asses form a kind of double tear drop shape

>>35764568

This is the gayest thing I've read on fit, are you proud?

>>35764621

So what about this guy's ass? Does it look male or female?

>>35764636
Where do you think you are?

>>35764551

>I got onto an anonymous nigerian kidnapping forum to post my weird personal collection of a baseball player's ass

>>35764636
Hello newfriend!

>>35764657
Male. It's definitely more square and doesn't flow as smoothly into his hips. Looks very firm and tasty though, you can tell he puts real work into his glutes.

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>>35764657
if you looked at it straight from the back you would see that it has a square structure. it's a bone structure thing. nothing to do with the muscles. one of the ways to spot a trap

>>35762801
Most of the difference is that women wear tight pants. Ever seen a girl in loose fitting jeans? Looks like any other man ass. Put a guy in yoga pants, suddenly he has a woman ass.
tl;dr: butts are the same

>>35764691
>>35764692
I doubt anyone here could beat the Pepsi challenge between male asses and female asses in the same type of pants

>>35764692
i..is that a trap

>>35764711

Admiral Ackbar says it's a trap!

>>35764711
i just finished talking to you about the bone structure differences so if you were paying attention you'd know it isn't.

>>35764710

Well yeah. Yoga pants and compression fabrics smooth out any ass, it supposed to. There's a retarded youtube "prank" vid where a guy in yoga pants see how many guys stop and look. And of course make stupid remarks about how creepy they are for liking a nice ass.

>>35764695
True desu

>>35764692
You're completely full of shit.

>>35762935
This board is so fucking gay baka

Male asses tend to be predominately muscle, while female asses usually have a bit of fat on them.

>>35764834

>The Joke
------------------
>You

>>35764834
>the 15th+1 year after the second millennium
>not being gay

>>35764748
And yet you say compression gear smoothes it out
>bone structure

Forget it man. It isn't a sure thing. There is no exact science short of literally xraying the pelvis, and even then it's not precise. Archaeological gender identication is difficult, and the use pointers such as forehead dents and shit, combined with other slight sexual dimorphisms to determine gender.

>>35764568
holy fucking shit someone should do a fit thread simulator video it'd be great

>>35764891
ignore my wisdom at your own peril. don't come crying to /fit/ when you find out your new "girlfriend" doesn't get very wet because the hole between her legs is a surgical wound where her dick used to be

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>>35765053
Goddamn what a cutie

those uniforms are padded but women pretty much can't sculpt a muscular ass that looks as good as a man's. I say this as a straight male, good female ass is 70% genetics and fat deposition

>>35764568
goddamn it /fit/

>>35764568
damn you's a gay motherfucker

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>>35762935

>>35764692
or a 130 lb girl repping 205 on squat and being tiny af

>>35762935
I'm waiting for "n-no homo"

What does it mean when a girl slaps and compliments my ass?

A woman has more fat on it, male is more muscular

You can decide which one you like the best by checking your breath, if it smells like dick you are probably gay

>>35767023

True.

>>35764568
Can confirm, this is me

Too much estrogen in the water system.

>>35762935
what a shitty face

How can people find this guy's body attractive? He looks like a caricature, like he's not real, made of plastic.