Not technically BBTD 20 but it basically is:
That doesn't count as a meal. Just a yummy fucking snack. Best case fucking scenario.
DON'T COUNT IT. GODDAMNIT.
I think he lost the original on his old computer which broke at the beginning of this series and he's using a rip from a low res video of his. The guy isn't a computer genius but he's still getting a lot of videos out there and they're well edited.
Guys, let's put our heads together and think of ways to help Rich achieve his mass gain in true 5% style. I'll start:
1. He can get surgical plates put in but ask them to made of lead instead of titanium.
2. He can grow his toenails and stick small weight to the underside of them.
3. Get dental work and use high gold alloys to add mass to his teeth.
Any more ideas?
He's holding the box with the nutrition label in his hand but is still not sure
>tfw you can't read human language
all the interesting comments are down voted are hidden as well.
So everywhere you go the only comments are "systemic racism" and "man made global warming". It takes 10 mins to go to the interesting downvoted comments.
watching that expo footage really effected me
>tfw you will never be so big crowds of people are lining up to see you
>tfw even if i roided and dedicated myself i would never get that same result because im 5'6 manlet
>tfw sara's sole purpose in life is to do everything richie tells her to do
Does anyone else feels sad for her
Like of course when/if (he's a mutant, he may be immortal) he dies she'll get at least half I imagine but she looks/sounds like she'd be hopeless without him
Like he pays for literally everything she does nothing
> A mutant really did show up at the end
Just cos it says protein on the motherfuckin' packet doesn't mean there's any goddamn protein in it. There probably is but I'm not gonna count that shit cos there might not be, right babe?
Leaving humanity behind gives you the mires
Rich Piana (born in Northridge, California) is an American fitness personality and bodybuilder. He has a company, Rich Piana 5% Nutrition, that sells socks stuffed with walnuts, supplements and clothing. He was a Mr. California title holder. Rich also regularly makes videos for YouTube informing the general public about health, fitness, and steroids. He currently resides in California with his wife Sara Piano. Rich is a departure from the traditional bodybuilding culture as he openly admits his use of steroids. As well as his past use of injectable fillers like Synthol(For bodybuilding) and PMMA(To fix a muscle deformity).
>TFW you dont want to be filmed right now because of insecurities
>TFW you realise these people dont even recognize you and will forget you by the time they're out of the door
>TFW i'm nothing but an NPC in someone elses glorious life
it was a cheat day anon
i ate everything in sight
couple plates of stir fry
pizza was 1200
couple protein shakes
box of oatmeal cream pies was like 2000 calories
ben and jerrys is 1100
pasta was 900 calories
other shit to
I think rich might be abusing her when we're not looking...
>i cant even call people niggers without getting shunned
sara is so cute, when will it be mine turn
Hung out with this guy a fit expo here in the UK for a week 2013 or 2014 and this is utter bullshit.
He cares so much about other people it's a bit much to be honest and it's because he's a big guy and people don't take him seriously sometimes/respect him you can see (in person) he actually goes overboard to be nice to people, spend time with them and do stuff for them.
But its literally not funny at all, its just annoying.
I got my driver's exam coming up (Got busted for a DUI some years back and have to retake it), do you know if it's explicitly stated anywhere in the law that you have to drive with both hands on the wheel, or anything at all about snacking while driving?
Say, if one were to eat a cookie while steering with ones knees, think they might protest that?
"ITS JUST COOKIE CUTTER SHIT"
-Sarah Paina January 24th, 2016
Holy shit. Big Lenny, you made it.
NEW EPISODE OF /RBTD/ IS HERE:
This is not a part of the human anatomy
how did i miss this reeeeeeeeee
i was craving a piano man video for days
when does rich decide that its time to switch to a decent camera?
Saras iPhone just isnt enough for such a big channel
well idk its jus ta lot of movement and the phone spazzes out in pretty much every video he puts out
at least during the BBDT series. Its fine when hes just sitting there talking.
>ALL THESE PEOPLE AT THE EXPO
>LINE IS LONG AS FUCK
>LOTS OF 5%ER GEAR AND KILL IT HATS
>MFW THE MEMES BECOME REAL LIFE
What's that brah, you don't have your 5% hat yet?
I wanted the white-on-black one, but couldn't get it from my local 5% salesman, so I had to settle for the blackout one.
I bet you couldn't even tell me your favourite flavour of Ben & Jerry's or ALLDAYUMAY.
>all those dyels in line
Why the fuck are you even at a bodybuilding expo is you don't lift?
Anyone notice how sara seems to be more comfortable and talks more? Happy for her desu and that cookie cutter thing she said, the way she said it really makes it seem like she cares about fitness
people go to the expo for various reasons
business, entertainment, to buy stuff etc
meeting him is just an icing on the cake
but uh i dont get this shit either ... i dont care about signatures from anyone and all this stuff makes me cringe
im also not worthy to be seen by a mutant like him .. id have to leave humanity behind first for him to respect me
can't piss no one with hank hill's ass.
The program they're using is applying sound dampening. It's an algorithm meant to keep loud sounds from blowing out the audio track (like the distortion from a loud car engine) and it's reacting to the loud ass epic music.
It's called being alpha. He straight up told her to grab a box if she wanted it and she was like
You can't fall for that shit if you want to keep a girl's respect. Even if you marry her.
You can see it in this pic as well >>35742625 it's probably his site enhancement.
When he's loading groceries into the car there are moments where you can see his biceps sag like liquid. It's the first time I've ever felt bad for him... like he really did fuck his arms up. He really did leave humanity behind. Oh well, though. He's still cool and famous and wealthy.
If I saw him I'd have to preface It by saying hey man I'm not too into bodybuilding, distance running is my sport but I really dig you your company and your videos etc otherwise I'd feel like a twat