There's a universe where swole chickens post pictures of

There's a universe where you no longer have your virginity

>>35701871
there's a universe where you squat over 225lbs

>>35701871
a universe where the vegans one lol rekt

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>>35701871
BUT FIRST LET'S TALK ABOUT ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

There's a universe where human chickens cook pictures of swole breast

>>35701928
i would like this to be true

>>35701871
What kind of faggot posts pictures of his chicken?

>>35701973
no, fuck him for getting some and not you

>>35701871
Infinitely many universes =/= All possible universes
It's like the set of all even numbers (0,2,4,6,...). It has infinitely many members, but that doesn't mean there is a 3 somewhere in there.
Similarly there is no universe where OP is not a faggot. Physical impossibilities would contradict a universe's existence.

>>35701928
No, there isn't.

>>35701946
kek so much autism in that vid

>>35701998
This anon has a pretty good point, I call bullshit on OP

>>35702026
>implying you understood what he said

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>Be me, Swole Chicken Universe
>Wake up and make a protein shake with human milk and whey
>Eat two human fetus extra runny with oats
>It's only 6AM, time for my 8 hour wing workout
>Halfway through, couple a qt3.14 hens mirin my wing aesthetics
>Finish workout, shower, and eat some grilled human breast with white rice
>Plus another shake, for muh gains
>Get home, get on /fit/ and see like 3 vegan threads
>"Why would you even? Human is fucking delicious"
>Have one more human milk protein shake
>Watch swole chicken scooby while i eat some human fingers
>chickenshit post on /fit/ for a few hours
>Eat two racks of human ribs with mash potatoes and human gravy
>gotta eat big to get big, right?

>>35701998
30 32 34 36 38....

>>35702307
kek

>>35701871
>we live in a universe where prime muscled virgin males shitpost frogs on a Kenyan pottery forum

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>>35702960

what a time to be alive.

>>35702536
>32=3
Math is not your strong point, is it?