There's a universe where swole chickens post pictures of their cooked human breast
BUT FIRST LET'S TALK ABOUT ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
Infinitely many universes =/= All possible universes
It's like the set of all even numbers (0,2,4,6,...). It has infinitely many members, but that doesn't mean there is a 3 somewhere in there.
Similarly there is no universe where OP is not a faggot. Physical impossibilities would contradict a universe's existence.
>Be me, Swole Chicken Universe
>Wake up and make a protein shake with human milk and whey
>Eat two human fetus extra runny with oats
>It's only 6AM, time for my 8 hour wing workout
>Halfway through, couple a qt3.14 hens mirin my wing aesthetics
>Finish workout, shower, and eat some grilled human breast with white rice
>Plus another shake, for muh gains
>Get home, get on /fit/ and see like 3 vegan threads
>"Why would you even? Human is fucking delicious"
>Have one more human milk protein shake
>Watch swole chicken scooby while i eat some human fingers
>chickenshit post on /fit/ for a few hours
>Eat two racks of human ribs with mash potatoes and human gravy
>gotta eat big to get big, right?