What are you supposed to do if people notice your muscles and ask you if you go to the gym?
I used to say this. but people thought I was being serious and it came off as autismo.
this is the best. it acknowledges you work out, which is cool, but it doesn't make it seem like a big deal, that you're trying too hard, or that it is the center of your life, and it gives you an opportunity to ask them something
Literally kill yourself please
>take a pic of gains
>upload it to Instagram
>later that day ran into a coworker who didn't know I lifted until she saw my picture
>"o-oh that picture? Yeah it's photoshopped, it's fake"
>900 degrees and walk away
>wew that was close
I just reply with
"Yeah I like to stay active"
Doesn't imply I'm posting on a Mexican guacamole review forum daily and going to the gym 6 days a week religously for the past 2 years, doesn't come off as stupid like saying wii fit and zumba, you could be playing sports, hiking, running, it's really just not answering the question so the persons mind will interpret whatever they think, the important thing is you have addressed that you are looking good and by having a "shit I just woke up like this" attitude it comes off pretty bro to males and pretty chad to females but hey keep saying yoga class on Sunday
You flatout lie.
Say you play sports with your friends or laugh it off with some remark about zumba or wii fit. Never talk about lifiting.
Envisioning that actually made me chuckle, thx brah.
because it's a yes or no question and you go to the gym
why is this hard?
why is this a question?
why is this a thread?
Tell them you made a deal with Satan to get 100g of muscle for every child you kill. After the first two, you begin to lose your stomach for it, but you've become the mouth of dark prophecy and will have no rest from your work.
>not 400 degrees
playboi, i'm real disappointed in ya woadie.
act completely shocked as if you'd never been in the gym completely deny it
and if they ask if you eat clean deny that too
this works better the leaner and bigger you are
also why would you be bothered if people knew you went to the gym
once you get to a certain size it speaks for itself
>Dads friends keep asking me if I just came back from the gym every time I go to my parents house
>Gfs friends whisper to her all the time when I'm with them
>get total body scanned by black chicks every time I'm at the supermarket
Being /fit/ is suffering, and I'm not even that cut
One time when I wasn't lifting, just light calisthenics and low bf, some guy in a club wouldn't stop groping my abs and tell me I must lift. Poor guy played American football at a UK university so I didn't feel too bad for him
>what; these muscles?... Heh I barely noticed I had them even.
>must be a side affect from practicing with my claymore for three hours an evening
>no, it's a style of broadsword. You have a thing or two to learn about chivalry m'lady
>tfw guys compliment you more than girls
girls do notice, right? is it cause they aren't assertive? the most I can tell is them being friendly/smiling a lot. but that could mean anything.
>do a few roid cycles
>massive protein intake
>reach inhuman levels of muscle
>someone asks if you go to the gym, accuses you of roiding
Naw I just eat lots of vegetables and play pickup basketball on the weekends
>mfw girls actually believe this
If it's other womyn asking, I just tell them that I go running every now and then and do some stretching.
If it's men asking, I tell honestly that I'm a former sprinter and still do that shit for fun and lift 6 times a week. Men bitches be turned on by that shit. Womenz would just get jelly.
"I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice."