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What are you supposed to do if people notice your muscles and ask you if you go to the gym?
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'Hah yeah man cheers, gotta work hard right? Keep that body in good order'
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>>35700111
Nah I just do some pushups once in a while.
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>>35700111
"you mirin?"
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>>35700111

Pick them up and start OHPing them.
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>>35700111
"sometimes"
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>>35700111
"Yeah, 30 minutes on the treadmill, some bench press, and curls. Don't forget leg day."
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"Yeah, haha. gotta keep healthy"

what's the fucking problem here faggot
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Why are you wondering? Are you writing a story?
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>>35700257
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
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100 pushups, 100 squats, 100 situps and 10 km running everyday
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>>35700111
Nah, Wii fit and zumba
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>>35700111
Wii Tennis every Tuesday
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>>35701065
/thread
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"I do some pushups in the morning"
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"Every now and then, whenever I get the chance and stuff... What about you?"

Literally the perfect response.
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Nah. Ramen noodles and pushups.

Wan pawnch.
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>>35701065
I used to say this. but people thought I was being serious and it came off as autismo.

>>35701368
this is the best. it acknowledges you work out, which is cool, but it doesn't make it seem like a big deal, that you're trying too hard, or that it is the center of your life, and it gives you an opportunity to ask them something
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Do you not?
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>back the fuck off
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"I don't even lift"
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>>35700111
"Nope, just yoga and blueberries" continue conversation.
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>>35700111
There was a thread a while back with a guy that said he just plays alot of ultimate frisbee. I thought that was funny so i just say that.
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"Ha what these old muscles? Just grabbed them from the back of my closet"
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"im fuckin zyzz, brah"
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ALL NATURAL BABAYYYYYYYYYYYY then strike a pose U MIRIN CUH?!
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>>35701841
Literally kill yourself please
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"Oh, No not really, Just muh genetics"
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>>35702018

I do this shit....
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Bruh's I have good game until I find chicks that are compatible on a gf level. Then I start to go beta in that infatuation shit and lose my game... Help me end this misery!
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>wii fit and Zumba
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>liftin
>take a pic of gains
>upload it to Instagram
>later that day ran into a coworker who didn't know I lifted until she saw my picture

>"o-oh that picture? Yeah it's photoshopped, it's fake"
>900 degrees and walk away
>wew that was close
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>>35700332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
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>>35700332
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
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why do people lie about where they get their muscles?
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>>35702189
because it should be obvious
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>>35700111
>"I'm fucking Zyzz brah"
>"Wha-"
>"FUUUUAAARRRKK"
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I just reply with

"Yeah I like to stay active"

Doesn't imply I'm posting on a Mexican guacamole review forum daily and going to the gym 6 days a week religously for the past 2 years, doesn't come off as stupid like saying wii fit and zumba, you could be playing sports, hiking, running, it's really just not answering the question so the persons mind will interpret whatever they think, the important thing is you have addressed that you are looking good and by having a "shit I just woke up like this" attitude it comes off pretty bro to males and pretty chad to females but hey keep saying yoga class on Sunday
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>>35702703

This is a pretty decent response to any conversation you don't want to have
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>>35700111
You flatout lie.
Say you play sports with your friends or laugh it off with some remark about zumba or wii fit. Never talk about lifiting.

>>35702703
Envisioning that actually made me chuckle, thx brah.
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>>35700111
Say "Yes"

because it's a yes or no question and you go to the gym

why is this hard?
why is this a question?
why is this a thread?
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>>35700111
Tell them you made a deal with Satan to get 100g of muscle for every child you kill. After the first two, you begin to lose your stomach for it, but you've become the mouth of dark prophecy and will have no rest from your work.
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>>35702095
why would you do this
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>>35702184
ahah well mem'd my friend, upvoted and subscribed
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>>35703118
this
I just realized, this board is so autistic that we're having a conversation about what to answer when someone asks you a yes/no question.
What the fuck.
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>>35700111
I flex and say occasionally
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>>35702057
Are you me?
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If its a gymy looking fellow, "yes and you" if its a skinny little fellow or fat fellow or female fellow "u do zumva and drink my fruit juice"
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>>35703359

well, this is /fit/ after all
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>>35702153
I'm australian and I know in my heart i will never be that epic.
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>>35700111
well the only real awnser is this

" anon do you work out? your getting bigger " -chick

" no i just eat my greens and i have grown up big and strong"

100% works every time.
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>>35703400
lol yes
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>>35702095

>900 degrees

>not 400 degrees

playboi, i'm real disappointed in ya woadie.
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>>35700111
This is why I avoid this problem entirely and wear my fatsuit anytime I'm in public. Only me and my cat will ever know about my gainz.
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why are you guys so afraid to say that lifting is an important part of your life

Just say > Yes, i do workout. what about you?

Its not a fucking crime for gods sake
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>>35700111
tell them you do casual pilates
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>>35700111
act completely shocked as if you'd never been in the gym completely deny it
and if they ask if you eat clean deny that too
this works better the leaner and bigger you are
its hilarious

also why would you be bothered if people knew you went to the gym
once you get to a certain size it speaks for itself
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>>35701841
>>35701898
Back the fuck off!?

If I were a girl, I woul think that's a pretty cute response, shaking my head to be honest, familia.
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>>35701065
This desu sempai

>>35701443
>I used to say this. but people thought I was being serious and it came off as autismo.

It's their problem
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>>35700159
i say this all the time (it's actually kind of true),
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>>35701541
>this
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>>35700111

Tell them I go once, maybe twice a week.

They'll think you're chill and not some autistic meathead, also they'll think you have blessed genetics which is a plus for womyn.
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>"Lol, I used to do sports in highschool, but that's about it."

It's casual enough, but at the same time, it doesn't make you seem like an autistic meathead.
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"Wii Fit + Zumba but only on weekends"

I thought everyone said this
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this is one of the most autistic threads i have ever seen.
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>>35700111
>I tell them I only do calisthenics every other night
hehehehe
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Why is making effort for something such a bad thing in society.

It reminds me of school?
> I passed the test and i didn't even do anything!

> no way i prepared for lectures lel
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>>35704132
girls think it's cheating, the only features they care about can be seen one generation down
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>>35704081
I tell people that I do Zumba, jazzercise and play futbol.
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>Dads friends keep asking me if I just came back from the gym every time I go to my parents house
>Gfs friends whisper to her all the time when I'm with them
>get total body scanned by black chicks every time I'm at the supermarket
Being /fit/ is suffering, and I'm not even that cut
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>>35700111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw
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One time when I wasn't lifting, just light calisthenics and low bf, some guy in a club wouldn't stop groping my abs and tell me I must lift. Poor guy played American football at a UK university so I didn't feel too bad for him
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>>35700111

wii fit and zumba
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>what; these muscles?... Heh I barely noticed I had them even.
>must be a side affect from practicing with my claymore for three hours an evening
>no, it's a style of broadsword. You have a thing or two to learn about chivalry m'lady
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what if youre skinny fat and have massive gyno but people think its muscle?
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>>35700111

>tfw guys compliment you more than girls

girls do notice, right? is it cause they aren't assertive? the most I can tell is them being friendly/smiling a lot. but that could mean anything.
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>do a few roid cycles
>blast tren
>massive protein intake
>reach inhuman levels of muscle
>someone asks if you go to the gym, accuses you of roiding

Naw I just eat lots of vegetables and play pickup basketball on the weekends

>mfw girls actually believe this
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>>35703863
but you are not a girl. You are an autist on a Argentinian sheep shearing forum.
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>>35700111
As a prank
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If it's other womyn asking, I just tell them that I go running every now and then and do some stretching.

If it's men asking, I tell honestly that I'm a former sprinter and still do that shit for fun and lift 6 times a week. Men bitches be turned on by that shit. Womenz would just get jelly.
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>>35701841
dad plz go
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>>35700159
"I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice."
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"Y-you too"
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