Bathmate Thread

I want to get one but 100+ for a piece of rubber and plastic. I heard their good for girth.

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>>35692420
does go in but?

>>35692472
butt butt butt
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I like butt stuff

>>35692465
Knockoffs on aliexpress are about half that.

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>>35692420

I was actually thinking about creating a thread like this

I'm 7.4" in length and 5" in girth

I mainly want girth gains

Ideally I want 5.5"-6" of girth

Which size Bathmate should I buy?

>>35692677
>Knockoffs
>Not taking risks with my Johnson.

>>35692696
lmao anyone who believes this infographic is essentially getting cucked by large dick fetishists who make up nonsense in order to emasculate others (or themselves more likely)

>>35692420
I thought we were done with ironic gay threads.

>>35692848
>ironic

no homo

>>35692826

The O spot is an actual thing faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlWlvAcg4s

Do penis pumps actually give real penis gains?

>>35692765
Most likely third shift factory output if that matters at all.

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are you people really falling for this shit jesus christ
you're like those people who drank the manlet koolaid so hard that they actually decided to get their legs broken and stretched out just so that /fit/ won't bully them over a shitty dead meme

>>35692871
no

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>>35692900
women won't complain about your dick unless if it's freakishly small

it's the same shit with height

you do have a minority of women on sites like twitter and tinder who are like "when his dick/height is under [number] (worried face)" but naturally they're going to be fucking entitled like that when they're able to get that sort of information before hooking up. I mean if you could somehow see who was a virgin and who isn't on Tinder, wouldn't you just filter out the nonvirgins?

I've got a 6'2 todger and I've had literally no complaints, and hell it's even had compliments from some women. The key avoid making women see you as a bunch of stats and invite them to see for themselves instead.

You could make that 5'8 seem like a 6'8 to them with the right attitude and style, they honestly can't tell.

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>>35693017
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>i have a 6 foot long dick

can grills even satisfy YOU and YOUR DICK b r e h

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>>35693058
fuck you americans and your imperial measurement bullshit

>>35692863
Shut up. You people are ironic. My fit brothers are straight and we're all going to hit the bar and hit on chicks and everything will be just as it should be. You have a sick sense of humor.

>>35693091
>I'm Bi

>>35692869

>caring this much about pleasuring a woman
>priorities on point

just learn how to give good head

>>35693058
top keeki

>>35693166

>implying it doesnt feel good for the man to longstroke it and go deep af

dicklet detected

>>35693166
>implying I have a fucking clue what i'm doing and don't just fuck as I feel like it
>and i've somehow made a woman orgasm, I don't honestly know how though
>I'm so bad I can't even stick in it doggystyle when drunk, I struggle to find the hole

>>35692420
What does it do?

>>35693215

well no, I enjoy that as well. i'm above average but it does get boring after a while so why not do something different?

and women bitch enough about how nobody knows how to give good head, so when you do it's just as much a psychological orgasm as a physical one.

>>35692900
you can get your legs broken and made longer?
thank the gods.

>>35693247
well there's your problem - you're working with whiskey dick and don't know you're giving her cunnilingus. mystery solved.

>>35693276
I only have sex drunk, so I don't really care right now. Wouldn't mind practising going down on a girl for if I get into a proper relationship anytime soon but the last girl I fucked grabbed my hair and said 'nah just screw me' when I tried, not gonna say no
>I also struggle to cum when I drink, but can't hookup with people without booze, it's a vicious cycle

>>35693316
I know that vicious cycle. I dip into it sometimes. But hey yeah - if they don't want it then you don't have to give it. Though it ties back to self-consciousness and other possibilities.

nbd though as long as you get off.