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In 4 cardio free

dubs for fl gf

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Driving to a gym
Just to do cardio in the air conditioning

People make fun of it, but seriously, have you ever run in 40C heat with 95% humidity?

Yeah aircon is the only way you aren't going to die

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>>35687372
Gonna run this soon, hoping to see some nice results, guess I'll see what happens soon enough.

In 4 cheerleading

In 4 eating spicy food for spicy poops later

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>>35687614
That's the best part

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>>35687638
I've noticed spicy foods make cutting easier. bhole hasn't taken enough abuse yet, so poops will burn for a while.

>tfw sriracha on everything

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>>35687677
Wait until you get some dank super spicy thai. Not that mild American crap.

It's so spicy I can't even feel my butthole. Poo just slides out and I don't have to wipe.

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>>35687698
>Poo just slides out and I don't have to wipe.
tfw you've made it

I'm just starting the spicy foods. I am dipping my feet into the water before I go in all the way, feel me?
Some cayenne, some red pepper, some sriracha.

>>35687417
SS is bunk

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>>35687757
I am strangely attracted to this
Why?
I want to destroy her

Rate my cycle

Week 1-16 Testosterone Enanthate 500-750mg per week

Week 4-12 Trenbolone Acetate 75-100mg EOD (most likely 75)

Week 4-12 Dbol 50mg Daily

Week 2-16 Arimidex (Anastrozole) = .5mg Every Other Day

Week 4-13 Caber = (.25mg every 3 days) (and on hand for more if needed)

PCT = Cruise
Week 16 - X 250mg Test E per week

>>35687677
>bhole hasn't taken enough abuse yet
I'll be over in 10 bb ;)

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>>35687995
Me too, do you think it could be because we're both manlets?

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>>35688025
Definitely
I think this is conclusive evidence that manlets love to brutally fuck skinny trashy girls

>>35687372
the fat as fatass girl i banged from tinder found my on okcupid so i sent her a message asking if she remembered me. i wonder if the 'i'm out of condoms' thing will work the 2nd time

>>35688039
yet you keep posting thick girls

I think you might be gay

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>>35688019
Jerry pls, you have been spending too much time with MH.
>>35688039
Could, or because we are extremely horny and would probably do anything.
>>35688050
>>35688019

Who's fucked with cyproheptadine before?

Im very tempted to get me some because I wouldnt mind blowing up to 230

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>>35688079
Jesus Christ I'd fucking destroy these girls kek
My missus is in trouble when I get home after the gym

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>>35688050
>Steroids are for manlet faggots

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>>35688079
thats not a no

>>35688149
thats a good thing
you dont want to be attracted to fat girls

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>>35688136
Just use ghrp6 and mk677

>>35688214
I hate thick women so much breh

I hate everything they stand for

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>>35688230
You mean fat

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>>35688230
but they dont stand

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>>35688251
Lmfao that book title

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>>35688230
Fuck off nerd

>>35688230

>thick
No need to be pc here bro. This is our anti-safehaven

>>35688246
Anorexic = skinny
Skinny = healthy
Thick= fat
Fat = Idc too fat

>>35688251
Kek

>>35688286
That's rude and I won't do it

>>35688305
I was speaking of the women who aren't really fat but are definitely overweight. Except this way I can say it in 5 letters

>>35688390
Fat=morbidly obese

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>>35688390
Normal = chubby/fat

So I actually made an effort to do as much work as I can on her clit yesterday.

Its just like a little peepee, gets hard and everything woah.

>>35688419
I just want a wild anorexic bitch to suck my nuts and threaten my life because she thinks I cheated on her

Is that too much to ask, god?

>>35688408
Fatty fat fat

>>35688452
>all I want is the perfect woman is that too much to ask?
No sounds reasonable 2bh

Killed it in the gym. I'm a fuckibg beast. Delt and chest veins poppin.

>>35688503
What did you kill in the gym?

Where did you hide the bodies?

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oh my fucking god it's like the worst hangover I've ever had and the hall of fame is full of some real fucking winners already

what the fuck did I eat or who the fuck spat in my mouth while I was sleeping to make this happen

if I get the fucking spins somehow I'm going to stab them right after shooting myself in the face

>tfw your fwb breaks up with you because you will be in cities 2 hours away
I don't really know what to feel I haven't been with anyone else in like 1 and a half years

>>35688039
This and high test pop music

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>>35688615
By high test pop music I can only assume you mean Taylor Swift
The highest test pop music there is

>had to take 4/5 months off lifting due to illness
>drop test to 200 nutrition goes to shit zero physical activity
>finally able to lift again up start blasting asap
>first shoulder day back bb ohp 95 for sets of 8
>second shoulder day 145 for sets of 10
thank you superdrol

>>35688581
That was a callous gf

>>35688627
You know it

you and me baby ain't nothin but manlets so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel, no homo

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>>35688674
>>35688627
tfw so much in common

>>35688683
It's a good, we are the council of manlet affairs

>>35688000
Why are you waiting 4 weeks to add the tren and dbol? You're gonna be sitting around for the test, then by the time it starts to come on you're gonna get kicked in the face by dbol and Tren ace. Why not just start it all right off the bat? Maybe start with a low does of tren and taper up as needed?

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I've been on gear since october 2013 and I need to cycle off to join the military. Have i left it too long? Am i basically fucked due to not being off in so long? I'm only 23 (24 in march) Anyone else here ever PCT'd after such a long time on successfully?

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>>35688674
>>35688683
Someone must govern the small people
And it can't be the lanket a
They don't understand how our network of tunnels under mountains work
Or how to make good battle axes

Wait... That's dwarves

>>35688733
youre fine dude just do nolva and hcg and keep ai on hand im sure youll feel normal in less than 2 months

>>35688655
Yea that's what I thought. We were never officially a item though just friends that fucked every night. I'm feeling pretty over her bullshit she has been playing me along a bit since she moved away before Xmas

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>>35688733
Maybe you'll get lucky and get kicked out for a piss test showing steroids
Then you'll realize the military is a terrible decision

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>>35688834
Brb blasting androgens so I can into dain mode

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>>35688913
Pretty sure I already said I talked to my gf and she agreed that when I start balding I'm gonna grow a beard blast fuck loads of rounds and go full Viking mode

>>35688891
This 2bh
>>35688733
Why military?
Also look up the drug tests the one that can find steroids is very expensive and not everyone gets it. iirc there is percentages of what tests are used somewhere

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So this hot as fuck figure competitor has been all over me. She wants to train me and help me with my contest prep.

>TD you should come over this weekend and I can show you how I do my meal prep then we can go train together.

Goddamn the ass on this girl too. Why's life so unfair brah's?

Tfw she was flirting with me today while simultaneously being a turbocunt to my wife.

>TD dont think I wont OHP that tiny bitch and snap her in half if she even thinks about touching you

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>>35688926
Australia now uses a piss test that is cheap and used on everyone
It can detect almost everything

>>35688931
kek
Did your wife try kick her ass?

>>35688931
been hella missin u bro

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In 4 blog <3

> post butt on Tinder, day 5
> learn girls want to be treated like sluts, never show admiration, don't text them too much, don't talk about drugs/drinking/Jews, etc
> 10/10 texts me first, likes my ass
> ignore her
> she wants to exchange butt pics, gives number
> ignore, then text 5 hours later
> she sends me a butt pic while I'm on a date with some raver whore
> date ends, raver whore hugs me, leaves
> respond to butt girl "damn girl. Fucking beautiful"
> she responds "no, bootyful ;)"
> ignore her for a bit
> raver whore unmatched and blocked number immediately after date
> bewildered, too shocked to register pain
> tell butt girl what happened, ask her to drown my feels
> send butt girl pics
> she sends more
> ask for pussy, get it, this girl is a 10/10, don't believe it
> send her nudes, everything, she loves it
> talk dirty, call her a little slut, cyber, she's sending pics of everything, rubbing her clit
> verify it's her, she's legit, begging for my cock
> we talk a bit, turns out she's my female double

Darkest before dawn, niggas, have faith. Not going to share the pics of my future wife, sorry,

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>>35688843

HCG dosing info is all over the shop on the internet, some say no more than 500iu e3d and others are saying shit like 5k a day. No fucking idea what to do.

>>35688891

I plan on joining once my test levels return to a normal enough state to finish the training. Also it's UK Navy and the main reason im joining is where i live (wales) has basically no jobs and this role will be £25k/yr starting + pay off my tuition fees for passing the course.

>>35688926

There is steroid history on my medical report so i'd probably get singled out, it's not really worth continuing and i'm only planning on staying for 4 years to get my masters + house paid for

>>35689009
Nice dude

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>>35688957
>try

Kek my wife would kill her. This girl is 5'0 and maybe a 100lbs the wife is 5'7 145 and benches more than she deadlifts.

But no she was civil.

>>35689006
Ive missed you too anon

>>35688867
It's okay I'm in a similar boat. Just ignore them. They always come back if you just disappear.

>>35689009
If that's how you want to meet your wife I feel sorry for you

>>35689009
More interested in this sink you guys are talking about

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PSA: don't take 8 g of Phenibut and drink fasted before a date.

>>35689064
> girls matches with you and all you have is a pic of your butt
> sends you a butt pic as first text while on a coffee date with some bitch

Yeah, that'll do. Are you a deluded female? Want a woman to leave you after 2 years because the sexual chemistry isn't there?

Every couple likes to pretend they have pure origins but I don't buy that. Strong relationships are based on a primal foundation. There is no point in attempting to win girls over with the illusion of an ideal personality; let the biochemistry find your mates and let the 'personality' determine if that mate is the mate.

>>35689057
That's my plan. Cutting off all contact while I'm on holiday for a about a month. Not even going to read her messages or anything

>>35689142
I agree with this

The biggest thing for me is if I like a woman's scent. If their smell turns me on I'm gtg.

>>35689123

Fuck that sink

>>35689143
Smart move. Give it a week or two but she will hit you up.

Enjoy your vacation and put her on ice. You may want to play some give and take, reply just enough not to seem completely disinterested, namsayin? Don't turn her off completely keep her engaged enough to be thinking of you.

>>35689193
That probably I good idea

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Oh SHIT NIGGASSS

Just got the results of my experimentating mother fuckers.

Full restoration of Testosterone production on 50 mg Clomid, 20 mg Anavar for a month.

> 650 ng/dl Total (perfect normal)
> 29.8 Free (high)

Mossad right again. Embrace national socialism.

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Brix posted this yesterday. Pls let there b sauce

Tinder is pissing me the fuck off. No hot Asians that I want to hatefuck on here. Holy shit.

>>35689282
Didn't he say himself he didn't have source

Anyone here watch any TV shows regularly? Like watch the new episode every week type thing?

>>35689517
i am a cw fanboy. izombie, flash, supernatural and arrow are the only shows i really stay current with.

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>week 3 of tren
>ask qt3.14 asian FOB to grab a bite to eat after class
>"sorry anon maybe some other time"
>maybe
>some
>other
>time

I came home and was on the verge of tears.
It's the tren making me like this... r-r-right guys?

>>35689720
Nah man, life really sucks this hard.

>>35689737
This but also tren makes everything feel like ass. Even sex is an endeavor into the void.

If you were to use orals but administer them in a rectal manner would they bypass the liver and cause less damage?

>>35689753
iirc the chemicals will still be broken down in your liver
Putting it up your butt will just change how it's absorbed and gets to your liver

>>35687372
Just did my daily cardio, my right foot hurts like hell. Maybe im not built for running

>>35689852
Cycle it's more fun imo

>>35689859
Thats what i was thinking, but im too lazy to walk my bike to the closest gas place to pump the tires

>>35689863
Can you drive there? Fill some air into some bottles and drive back

>>35689899
How's the milf life?

>>35689863
No offence but it sounds like walking your bike there is exactly what you should do

Does anyone else's eyes burn when you put those LGD drops in your eyes?

>>35689906
Meh desu. Haven't found one since my other fucked off. I don't think I'll ever find one as good as her either.......alas I'll keep on looking. How's the asian qt's?

>>35689911
It is. And i'll do it. Tomorrow tho

>only slept 2.5 hours
>can't sleep again

hate this shit.

>>35689953
Fucking obnoxious. I think I matched all the hot ones in my area already.

The fuckbuddy has fucked off until whenever too. Sources indicate a week or two at most until she wants back in though. Trying to bide my time.

Why was this milf so special?

>>35689963
whats melatonin

>>35689965
>women...can't live with them.....yet can't live without them
She was just so hot, funny as fuck, could fuck her raw and she wanted it all night.

>>35689977
Okay word I feel that. This fuckbuddy has given me a goddamn complex I swear. All I can think about is dominating some tight Asian pussy.

Related, my fuckbuddy's ex just asked my ex to be his gf. Lmao after only two dates.

intresting times ahead

>>35690041
What's up qt?

>>35690058
feeling weird.
gona try and gf that girl, next time we do something.

>>35690064
Prego girl?

>>35690064
Good luck breh, I think you'll be fine though

Can I get some opinions on my upcoming cycle?

300mg test e weeks 1-12
450mg tren e weeks 1-12

After that I want to move into a cruise. How are my dosages if I'm looking to do recomp? I've got good mass from my past history of lifting and my first test only cycle.

My goals are to go up just a couple kilos while dropping a bunch of body fat for summer. I'll be eating between 2500-3000 calories a day.

>tfw actually getting hyped to get a grocery job

Fuck me, 11 pounds an hour and food/benefits for the most brainless and easy shit ever, I seriously hope they give me a call, interviews ended last night.

>>35690149
Sounds pretty standard. Do you know what dose of test you can take with no AI? Have you thought about starting at 400 mg tren? That's what a lot of people say they can take with no bad sides you can ramp it up if you can handle it
And that's my 2c

>>35690098
Ya,,,

>>35690134
Thanks,,, Really dunno how it'll play out.

>>35688000

5/10 maybe. Swap out dbol with masterone or EQ.

>>35690213

>swap out a cheap, effective drug
>for expensive shit that does almost nothing, and cheap shit that does nothing unless dosed at 2grams+

>>35690221

Are you fucking retarded? EQ is the best component for increasing collagen synthesis(which you probably dont know what is). I suggested masterone(a dht derivate) because it synergies better with the rest of the stacks. When you stack the right components, you get better results and if you just had done X mg of one component.

>>35690241

So you're saying equipoise makes a big difference if taken at 2g a week?

I'm considering taking a vacation from my 800mg weekly tren and going 500test 2g equipoise for a couple months.

>>35690274

Im saying that it can prevent you from injuries. If you only care about adding more musclesmass and not caring about anything else, do whatever you want and do a gram of tren and test.

>>35690285

I probably can't live off of tren forever though, so I'll need another blasting compound to replace it.

Water retention makes me want to kill myself so I'm afraid of gambling with deca.

Was thinking of just going 1g test a week, but doing 500-750 test and 2g equipoise seems appealing.

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>>35688136
Makes you drowsy but for hunger it's great

I pop 4mg before a big meal

>>35690319
Sup dog

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>>35689009
>>35690349
Living the natty life, and getting flexible so I can squat WIDE

You've fucked with peps right? Worth mega blasting them or should I just get generic GH

>>35690370
I liked peptides a lot. Got some chillin in my freezer now.

>>35690395
What did you use and at what dosage?

Looking to do high deca, med test, High peptides

>>35690402
Go high npp, mid test mid eq. I use GHRP 6 and mod grf 300 each x3 daily.

Right now I'm on 1.5g test 800 eq 200 tren 300 deca. I feel great and full for only 215.

>>35690424
Why npp over deca? What is the EQ adding in the stack?

>>35690434
Npp seems to give me less bloat and more fullness. Eq really makes my delts pop and the vascularity is nice.

>>35690206
Please don't tell me you're gonna father that child

>>35690491
Nah man, fuck that

>>35690619
You're gfing a preggo girl, wtf is wrong with you

>>35690491
getting feels for her tho, prolly just infatuation tho. Idk.

>>35690633
She's a qt though breh.

>>35690633
he has autismo

>>35690633
Idk man.

I know its p fuckt, kinda still wana do it

>>35690640
Let's see her

>>35690633
he wants to play poke the baby

>>35690640
Gona ignore her now till she msges me, arrange date and then gf (hopefully)

>>35690645
And this

>>35690656
Lmao, you reckon that's how JM got a dent in his head?

>>35690687
lmfao, probably

>>35690687
Legit made me lol.
Thanks.

>>35690656
Felt it kick once.
Weird.

>>35690706
Mail me a pic of her

Coq10 @ proton

>>35690722
Kk, no dox plox tho

>>35690722
>>35690728
sent*

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>>35690749
>>35690728
eh, nice tits but would never gf in a million years

Just have Her be your main squeeze if you want, you don't need to be getting feels for a preggo girl, unless you want to be a cuck

Will 2g of equipoise for 6-12 months be dangerous for a 5'8 190lbs man?

I handled tren fine at 800mg so I don't see how this is gonna be a problem outside of blood thickening, though you never hear anyone die from that shit so whatevs.

>MastP
>TestP
>Anavar
>Four weeks
Enough for a cut cycle ? Thought about trenA but the sweats scare me

>>35690179
I was gonna go with 0.5mg Adex eod

I decided to do 450 because my test comes in 150mg/ml so it just makes injecting simpler.

How much of a difference are we talking about between 400 and 450? In regards to gains and sides

>>35690776
Noted

>>35690901
>4weeks

>>35690932
Yolo don't be a dick, I know 4 is a bit short maybe 6-8 would do?
I've not even finished my cut cycle but my source has a massive sale so gotta buy while Its cheap

>>35690901
Try 8 weeks minimum

Also, ive been messaging this chick, trying for a fuck. She says she wants me to not wear a condom, I ask her if she's on birth control, she says no and not to worry as she can't get pregnant. I say "how come, do you have an iud?" She blocks me....fucking retarded woman, if you can't get pregnant why can't you give me a reason.

>>35690969
dodged a bullet there, shit

>>35690947
Im just saying not a lot can happen in 4 weeks, unless you are allready preddy lean.

Im gunna test some SARM like lgd and rad to see how effective they are.

Thing is i dont know how to take em, can i take them powdered or can i just pour it in some orange juice?

>>35690980
I know right, I'm glad I mentioned birth control before she came round. Might have been a bit horny and thought she was on the pill or something and just gone for it lel

>>35690989
Could've just used the catholic method

>>35691011
What's that Lel?

GF starting with 2.5mg var. Should she take it before gym since it has only 8 hour half life?

>>35691022
Pulling out

>>35691051
Space it out for more stable levels

>>35691064
Defaq?
Thought that ment angus

>>35689753
Use LGD if you want to add an oral that isnt liver toxic.

>>35691074
I think it can mean that too

>>35690638
risky territory if you've got da feels
you might not be able to summon the icey cuntishness required to drop her once she has the kid

>>35691074
I thought it meant fuck her dependant on the time of the month

>>35691127
Yeah. Idk duder.
Its just nice and comfortable atm.

>>35689246
tell me more about this, I want to learn

>>35689517
yes, the vampire diaries, the originals, teen wolf and gotham

>>35689973
it doesn't work for me :( I just turn around in my bed can't fall asleep

>>35691181
are you trenning at all currently?

>>35691189
no, natty

>>35691189
the days are like to short for me, a day should be like 28 hours

Can anyone tell me the differences of 400mg and 450mg a week and what a first time user of tren would feel? The sides especially and gains to a lesser extent

>>35691218
about 50mg

>>35688000
Someone else experiencing flu like symptoms plus insomnia on Test E?

>>35691243
When I first started injecting Test I got the test flu too. Went away in a couple days.

>>35691243
How much test are you running? Any Ai? I got insomnia with deca. I think high eostrogen may also cause it......don't know about that though

>>35691263

Very low compare to what I see here, 250mg Test E every two weeks. Not using Ai because I am not sure it will be necessary on this dosages.

>>35691283
You inject only every two weeks?

>>35691283
Oh you should be fine mate, I can't see what would be causing any issues. Do you get it the day you injected?

>>35691288

Yeah, just want to see how double or tripling my normal test feels like.

>>35691297
Yes, a few hours later.


Guys, how does it feel being on 750mg of Test per week plus taking stuff like deca & tren?

>>35691074
It can't be spaced out :( they are 10mg pills so 2.5mg is kinda as small as t can be. Should she crush it and split the powder in half?

Any1 here had GF on var? Is it true that they become horny beasts?

>>35691366
Breh plot your shit out and tell us what you see http://steroidgraph.com/

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>>35691402

Seems like there's too much gap in between weeks, to be honest. I planned into doing an stardard TRT like cycle just to see how much it could benefit me being on legal TRT.

>>35691466
Yeah your hormone levels are horribly unstable. I don't know that it's causing your problems but it sure isn't good. Most of us inject like every three or four days.

Cum is yellow, akin to being on DNP. Any idea why?

>>35691572
Are you on dnp?
Do you take multi-vitamins?

If not, you may have a liver issue.

>>35691466
Fucker youre supposed to inject tese e X2 or at least x1 a week. You look like youre doing it every two or something. Doctors sometimes do that with patients but you need the x2 for stableish bloods

>>35691572
>>35691622
definitely liver issues, havent ever seen you come off orals and you boasted on leddit you ran 40mg sdrol and 60mg accutane for months without liver support

>>35691629

Shit, I didn't even bring enough test to inject everyweek. Got 3 more weeks only.

>>35691654
>>35691572
finally ledditers start dying off

>>35691671
reduce your weekly dose then

>>35691687
When are you going to go outside Jerry?

>tfw depressed

>>35691706
When you actually look like you lift

>taking steroids
>wanting to have a shrunken dick and have retarded kids

>>35691718
Jerry I miss the old happier you

The time is almost upon me to transcend friendinos.

10 weeks 500mg test-e (2 shots/week)
First 4 weeks 30mg dbol ed
.5mg arimidex eod (might lower after dbol)
100/50/25 clomid
40/40/20/20 nolva

How does it look? Am i forgetting anything?
I have spare nolva on hand for gyno

>>35691710

Are you on test?

>>35691727
>wanting to have kids

>>35691718
>Rekt by Jerry
Goodby guys.....this life isn't for me

>>35691727

Dick? You meant balls, right? Dick does nothing but go up hard on Test

>>35691750
Yes
750mg

>>35691764
>this is what /fit/ actually believes
Enjoy your tiny dick. I bet it's circumcised too.

>have really shitty water retention genetics on steroids, even when eating low carb and with proper AI I can't eat at a surplus without the moonface and lovehandles

What diuretic is safer in the long term(ie forever but only to drop down to normal lean water levels, not contest levels)? aldactone or lasix?

>>35691820
post pics
I'm sure you're over exaggerating.

>>35691841

Mate just eating +1000 cals over maintenance turns my face into a ball and I get bigass lovehandles the next day no matter how much AI I take(even taking a high letro cycle as an experiment).

I used to be a fatty so I got them shitty persistent fat+water weight receptor thing going on in my lovehandles and almost nowhere else.

no pics it's so bad I'd kill myself.

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>>35691770

What are you on about, you retard. Test makes you want to fuck anything with boobs and pussy. Where the fox did you get your info from, Fox News?

>>35691765

How are your E2 levels? Are you taking an AI?

Anybody use L-carnitine here? I got a bunch of raw powder for free and wondering if it's worthwhile. I'm on test + deca if it matters

>>35692012
Oh and also how much are you taking? Bag says 500mg per serving

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>>35688228
can you "feel" the hunger on mk677 or is it just placebo?
Or maybe, how strong is the placebo if it's placebo

has anyone else here had issues with thinning hair? (I think anadrol did this to me the worst)

has anyone here used fina? I'm wondering if it might reverse hair loss to some degree after cycle, and I'm also terrified it would kill my dick.

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Holy shit

>gonna go on my monthly night clubbing on friday

Fuck this shit I'm ordering some aldactone now, these fags better have it delivered by friday morning.

Need that chiseled face and tiny waist for the bitches

>>35692224
basically natty

is roiding a sport?

>>35692224
>13 grams of gear a week for this

>>35692248
yes

>>35692267
who is your favorite athlete?

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Best "research chem" for partying that's not liver toxic?
Not looking for a stim buzz, more like vivid colors/mild/euphoria/sociability
>the current year
>taking drug advice from a bhutanese cartel of aromatherapy

>>35691963
>just eating +1000 Cals over maintenance
Lel
Unless you're on a fuckload of gear that's gonna happen at that surplus

>>35692480

It's called bad genetics mate, must be that cursed east asian half ruining my pure austrian half.

Anyway already ordered some aldactone and paid for it, this faggot better fucking ship it within 1.5 hours I wanna get it on thursday morning to get a feel of it, as opposed to friday when I only have 12 hours before clubbing

>>35692425
Sounds like one of the APBs

I've only done 5MAPB I don't know if that's too stimmy for you

>>35692425
For me that would be ketamine. One can't do it very often though

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>>35692511
>aldactone
Piqued my interest, is it just a diuretic to shed some water weight? How aggressive is it?
I just take dandelion tea like DHB suggested (iirc) but I don't pee much more often,

>>35692012
I take 2g ALCAR with my preworkout for recovery purposes. I think it helped with my minor quad tear but I don't know for sure

Anyone fuck with RU58841?

I got some coming in the mail soon and gonna mix it with lipogaine(GOAT for hair loss prevention/restoration if natty)

>>35692776
this is what I'm fucking asking about. really wanna try to do post-cycle restoration

hmm, when i was running 500 test my estro levels were completely normal, didnt need any AI.

But ive been cruising on 250 for a month now, and my estro is through the roof, with acne and bloat popping up.
Does anyone have an explanation for this?
1 week till i get my AI, so im just popping nolva in hopes i wont get bitchtits

if the two anons from yesterday that were already using or wanting to use test without working out first because of anxiety and a lack of motivation, etc. are lurking, email me bros.
Wanna have a chat and offer you a little bit of advice to maybe help with those issues that I didn't share with you yesterday.

>>35688581
:c

>>35692812
This is more about on cycle prevention

Lipogaine should help restore some

Why isnt there a way to nuke the DHT receptors in hair?

Surely there must be a way to fry them

Okay what the fuck why am I dreaming about women? #l8tr

>>35692982
I just can't imagine why there is some kind of system in the human body that says "oh, there's dht in the system, better send it to the hair" and the hair says "dht huh? I better close this follicle here"

>>35693095
are you on tren?

I get that way when I'm horny. It's usually an ex I haven't seen in years, a girl I've had feels for (such as gamergirl), or someone I've never met that has all the characteristics of my ideal wifey.
Ironically, current gf has none of those traits and is the total opposite of what I usually look for in a woman lmao

i've been on 600mb test every week for about a year.

Also taking

Finasteride for hair 1mg ED
Prozac 1mg once every week usually just before presentation at work
Adex - 0.33mg E3D

I just started an ECA stack will any of that shit mess with eachother? cheers

>>35693129
>I get that way when I'm horny
Lel no shit :)

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>>35693163
can't tell if being cheeky
or just agreeing

>>35693191
Both really

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20" of snow incoming brehs. I'm gonna be comfy all weekend long.

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qt asian came by. Fucked her numerous times and got the best bj of my life this morning. came in her mouth and watch her spit it on my dick. Dammmmmm. Feelz good mane

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>>35693254
>not swallowing

Fucking dropped.

>>35693254
Gonna go to a Chinese massage parlor probably after work Saturday and drop some cash on a massage + extras.

The reviews for the place say to just drop some cash for the tip next to your keys and shit, and you'll get what you pay for. Pretty qt asians too.

>>35693292
Always wanted to go to one of those, they don't seem to be popular in the UK

>>35693157
How is 600 megabytes of test workin for you?

>>35693292
>using yelp for whores
couldn't go wrong

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>>35693292
I went to 1 not to long ago. 80 bukcs got 2 qt girls to tugg me off. It was cool. Kinda strange but I really enjoyed it. One girl had an awesome ass reminds me of pic realted

>>35693285
LEL dont b silly. it was hot

>>35693312
It's hard af to find one in my area. This place didn't use to do it judging by the reviews (only 7 but they date back to 2010). As of 2015 there were two reviews confirming it, so I'm gonna try my luck and see what comes of it.

Could be the other reviewers were just ug af so the bitches took the money and hauled ass lol.
Asians like white dudes with muscle, so I think I've gotta pretty good shot.

Oilfield buddy of mine goes to like 3 or 4 different ones in West Texas that'll let you fuck 'em raw for $100. Sounds great except for the fact that you're probably the 15th dude to fuck her raw that day, and you have the pleasure of knowing that several dirty ass, dadbod/fat oilfield hands fucked her that same day 'cause they make hella money to spend on booz and whores.

>>35693354
Sounds nice.
I'd want a little more than a tug doe

>>35693338
>yelp
literally never gotten a single bit of useful information from yelp, even if it was just looking up a phone number or business hours.
>tinder for whores
Now there's how to do it.
>tfw already got 3 tinderwhores to send you nudes in the 4 days you've had it.
It's only 3, but that's progress boys.

>>35692673

Apparently it's a non-lethal version of lasix, also no need to supplement potassium.

It's mild enough that people actually take it every day for months for severe acne or something, so I suppose taking a mild dose for a bodybuilder to drop to "lean but not unhealthy" levels of water should be safe.

>>35693376
tinder hasn't been too great for me for whores. I go long periods without any matches and then when I get some most of them are boring and don't pan out. I did have one fuckfriend from Tinder before, but whores gonna whore and she did eventually whore out on me.

on the other hand, Skout is pretty good. I've fucked, what four girls from Skout now? five if you count a blowjob from a girl who was too tight to get inside. most of them weren't worth it but two of them were pretty fun and I still have their contact details for booty calls. oh, and one girl added me on both Tinder and Skout, and when I asked her for another pic expecting to see her face better, she just sent me semi-nudes, and a day later sent me nudes. problem was that they were obviously taken in advance and shown to several guys, and she's told me that she's slept with 7 guys, all foreign, and she's only 18 now, so I dunno what to make of her

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>>35693376
then drop the paper. You will get what you pay for. Lol when I fuck my asian qt I imagine she is a cheap whore from thailand and I payed 40 dollars to put it in her. I cumm everytime

>>35692834
bump

>>35693427
>slept with 7 guys
lol m8, just fuck her.
7 isn't that many. I was my exes 10th and current gf's 10th (now at 11 from the month that we were split up), and my current gf was my 17th (i think) and I'm somewhere around 21 now. I've never cheated on her, so don't ask me how that happened lmao.

As far as Tinder goes, evaluate your profile. Keep the about me short and sweet.
No full sentences. Bitches love it when you just put shit like, "Athlete. Gamer. Live in Gainsville. Like to _______. Insta/SC: coldpepper"
Make sure you don't have douchey ass pics. My old Tinder I NEVER got matches and even when I did, no one would respond except the random pornbots. I had shirtless pics (out of DYEL but not #shredmode yet), pics flexing, retarded ass looking pictures, etc.
This time around I only put two up. Both clothed. One was taken by current gf, and I'm shooting a pistol at the range. Second is me in one of my @RangerUp workout athletic-fit shirts, and it's your standard no fucks given face just chillin' with a thumb in the pocket.

For some reason, I get boatloads more matches compared to before, and chicks message first/reply when I send something stupid af like "Hey there!".
Idfk why. Chicks like basic, barebones, simple shit man. It's all one big game. Once you know the rules, you can dominate the game and take whoever and whatever whenever you want.

>>35693428
will do anon. i'll make you proud
unsure if i wanna bust inside or all over the face
haven't had sex or fapped in weeks so it's gonna be a hella huge load.

Does anyone else's eyes burn when you put those LGD drops in your eyes?

>>35693586
Quit putting them in your eyes, that's only boosts absorption by 10% or so versues 80% rectally.

>>35693489
weird because I got really bad gyno after my first two blasts because i'm a fucking retard and did dbol + 500mg test with no ai whatsoever and then did 600mg test with anadrol plus injectable superdrol, and 750mg tren, no ai, and never fucking used ANY PCT drugs when I fucked my truck and stopped injecting because no gym.
I already had minor bitch tits from the dbol, the anadrol made them worse, and then the estrogen rebound when I came off gave me some fucked up titties dude.

My last cycle was 600mg tren/500mg test with var, and I had to run asin + nolva + clomid throughout the entire cycle to get them to a manageable level, but once they were out of my system, I would have titties again.
So when I came off the last time, I blasted a triple dose of nolva and clomid for a week, and a double dose for 4 weeks plus 25mg asin eod.
The gyno ended up shrinking considerably by the end of the 5 weeks when I ran out of ancillaries, and then when I started cruising again (no ai), it fucking vanished completely. I can feel a very tiny lump behind my nipples, but it isn't noticeable visibly, and it doesn't' bother me. It's probably a 10th of the size it was before.

Idk wtf happened to make it just suddenly vanish 'cause this was about three weeks ago, and I haven't run an ancillary drug since November.

Just start taking your ai after it comes in and hope for the best anon. You're probably estrogen prone like I am.

>>35693129
A little. Only 200mg. I'm just stunned I dreamt about this slut. It always surprises you what's important subconsciously.

>>35693564
You've been banging sluts bro. Sorry to break it to you

>>35693745
It really is. Your dreams will tell you a lot about what you really want out of life.

>>35693782
Well yeah, I date women not dudes.
>all women are sluts
If you disagree with that, you're a moron.

>>35693782
Breh the older you get the harder and harder it's gonna get to find a chick with a low count

10 really isnt that bad lol
As a guy Ive had that much, I'm not even aesthetic or big, just your average dude, and you know it's so much harder for dudes

>>35693564
it's not that many, but for an 18 year old? it sounds like she fucks literally every single white guy who passes by her. dunno how to deal with that.

>tfw 19 and kissless virgin
shit gonna have to find some 13 year old virgin on tinder to lose mine to

Dudes my right fucking shoulder pops with every pullup.

Have no problem with lay Pulldowns so I usually do those, but pullups are better and more convenient so I want to be able to do them, any ideas on what the problem could be? Something var/eq could fix?

https://youtu.be/65JHnUA2OhM

>>35693869
biceps tendonitis

>>35693834
Oh shit I thought you said 10 not 7
Yeah I've had literally 7 as far I can remember, so that's not bad at all for a woman considering its that much fucking easier for them

>>35693881
I actually listened to that quite a lot a few weeks ago

>>35693881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL80eUUenFE

>>35693810
Whores. Sloppy Asian whores. Gimme.

Jelly of the anon who just got sucked off by his qt Asian to the point where I'll fight him for it.

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>>35693907
that song is cute and so is she. But I dont like her voice she sounds so weak and that she would break by shaking her hand. Not interested

>>35693842
Lmao m8, 7 at 18 isn't bad at all. I've fucked some 18-20 year olds that were around 15 or higher. They start this shit at 13 and under now. By the time they reach 18, they're slut status if you still consider more than you can count on one hand to be slut status.
I mean, who really gives a fuck. If you could, you'd fuck one hundred different chicks if they looked good enough.
You wouldn't give a fuck. You got your dick wet with a hot girl.

So she fucked a few guys. As long as they weren't niggers, don't be that judgmental faggot that fucks up a lay because a girl was with more than 3 dudes before you.

If I had that mindset I'd be fucked because at least half the girls I talk to or fuck, I either double or triple their number. I don't even ask anymore because I don't want them to ask me lol.

>>35693860
you'll find the one anon. just keep liftan
>tfw we're all gonna make it


>>35693869
sounds painful af. goto an ortho if you can afford it. Sounds like a lack of fluid in the joint.
May be bursitis. I had that shit bad in my right shoulder (my left one now too), and I had to have it operated on. It started out with just a pop. After awhile, anytime I'd throw a baseball, it would pop completely out of socket and someone would have to put it back in place for me. I didn't pitch or anything. I was a fuckin' second baseman. Had to switch to first, and it would still do it just tossing it to the pitcher. Kept me off of all-stars that year and ended my career when I had it operated on that fall.

Hurt like a son of a bitch, and the ortho said it was caused by hip displasia as a baby and that I'd need it done in all my joints because eventually I'll develop it in them too. My right arm was so early because baseball.

>tfw didn't lift then but lift now
>tfw knee pops constantly on every rep of anything involving legs

Feels bad senpai

>>35693924
girls are supposed to be weak and fragile

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>>35693909
bring it nigga. This bitch is mine, Attached is food she cooked for me. This was right on time after my gym session. Apparantly we are dating now. So yea

>>35693942
says the person who takes steroids to build muscle. I want a heavy bitch that I can throw around and abuse. Not fucking a bitch that can put up a fight. Bruhh do you even

>>35693907
>>35693924


her girls do porn video is pretty good albeit depressing

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>>35693869
>Something var/eq could fix
Doubtful. It could be a number of things.
Structural
Imbalance
Tightness
Injury

Can't change much if it is structural

Imbalance is a very real possibility. Muscles pull even in a passive state. Imbalances in the shoulder can fuck with how the joint sits in the socket. To fix it you need to figure out what part of the shoulder is lagging.

Tightness is similar to the effect of imbalance except it can be fixed with just mobility work.

Injuries will not always be painful. They can show up as strength loss. Rest tb500 mk677 and consulting a doc are the best options.

>>35693909
oh, you'd fucking hate me then. I have literally three Asian girlfriends plus a number of Asian women who want to be my girlfriend or fuckfriend

Going to the doctor tomorrow to do a blood test. How do I convince him to give me prescription ofor testosterone even when my test levels are average?

>>35693962
please post this video. Thats hot. IDK who this is 2 be honest

>>35693962
lol

>>35694008
sorry it is bait

>>35693994
What is your test levels?

>>35693933
I figure most girls I encounter have had a few dicks, but most of them have been boyfriends or at the worst good friends. also most of the women I encounter are 24 to 35 years old, and if they're younger they're virgins or close to it. but an 18 year old who's had 7 casual encounters is different. to be fair, the last chick I dated who had had a lot of western sexual partners was also fucking crazy, so I don't want to go down that road again

>>35693977
Same I've mostly just exhausted my options here. I've either hatefucked all the hot ones and gotten bored or they hate me now.

Just biding my time

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>>35693909
Asian girls are wild... sexual frustration leads to some fucked up shit.

>>35693933
It's actually not too painful, just uncomfortable and makes me not want to do pullups out of fear of just fucking it up more or injuring myself
>>35693963
Maybe imbalance, but I've been training under the assumption that's what it is for a while now, always always ALWAYS hit rear delts but it still persists

>>35694031
>dated
Dating chicks. Just just mate

>>35693963
Tb500 and mk677
I'll have to look into them thanks bro

>>35694033
how are you jealous of guys that get Asian dick service then? have you run out of Asian pussy or are you mad that you don't have a girl to offer you continuous service?

I had a girl start out as a friend, later decided she wanted to lose her virginity to me, then when we met she brought me breakfast the morning I had to leave to catch my train. really sweet girl, odd that she just wants to fuck and not date.

>>35694048
by dating I mostly mean mating

>>35694019
>Update
Never took a blood test before, this will be my first time, but I still want some test for personal reasons. Is there a slim chance to get Test just by asking?

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>tfw swiped so many Asian girls and no pussy on radar

Any other hookup apps besides Tinder?

>>35694080
I'm mostly just an angry person. Stop playing with my shit.

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>>35694043
If you think it's imbalance

I recommend a mix of external rotation, rear delt work, as well as bracing (handstands or something similar)

Alan thrall has a great vid out on fixing shoulders. I think it's on Omar isufs channel.

>>35694108
Okay are we just meme'ing now or is it like a cultural phenomenon that Asian women want white studs?

>>35694133
Mine did. Most asian girls like fucking white guys. Atleast intelligent ones.

Pinning tonight and have to go to school so imma pin after being on a ton of caffeine. Already hate my life

>>35694133
I live in a city with lots of Asian girls, it's pretty well known that a good chunk of them love white dick.

>>35694031
>looking for a gf on tinder/skout
m8 you're going about it all wrong.
Casual encounters are the new norm. Relationships are a thing of the past. If you want one of those, you need to reserve that luxury for a girl that exceeds every expectation you could lay out for her. You don't want it to be some random hookup on a "dating" site.

I've met very few virgins in the 15-20 range, and I've met very few females with less than 5 guys in the 20-25 range, so I don't know what to tell you.
I think you're setting your standards a bit too high and being a little too judgmental for this day and age. You have to remember, society now revolves around sex and pleasure. It's not the thirties where girls actually saved themselves for marriage or face extreme shame. More partners is basically bragging rights today.
Especially for a hot guy/girl.

>>35694043
Set up a camera and record yourself doing pullups. Make sure your form is on point. If it is, and the uncomfortableness gets worse, I would recommend consulting with an ortho. It can't hurt anything to get it looked at, and if you really do have a problem, catching it early is going to be of more benefit than waiting for something to go wrong.

>>35694108
Skout. Don't like it that much.

>>35694130
this
stretches and shit will do wonders too. I don't stretch nearly as much as I should, so it feels fucking great when I finally do.

>>35694133
I think fit white guys want small asian women because of the kink that's associated with asians and the ease with which we can throw them around and do virtually whatever we want to them. Asian women like us for that very reason.

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>>35694159
I've got about 40+ Asians matched on tinder and all messaged first with some variation of "you're enormous, dominate me". I'm a stupid motherfucker too.

>>35694192
Do you expect to die lonely and boring? Because thats whats gonna happen

>>35694205
Harsh but yes. I thought that was everyone's plan.

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>>35694227
idk. I plan on dying surrounded by friends and family. Maybe some small kids. Dont b a sad fucc . Your great and I want only the best for you anon
inb4 kids and steroids dont mix

>>35694192
Nice lad. After I banged my Asian landlady a couple times I got yellow fever but I only get a few Asian chicks interested off hook up apps. Am close enough to Vancouver but not big enough to Dom them yet

>>35694192
Tfw I don't put shirtless selfies on tinder

>>35694253
then again I need to take AI really really really bad. LOL

>>35694254
>Am close enough to Vancouver

ayyyyyy

>>35694253
I don't feel sad.
>>35694254
A lot of it is being 6'4 but I was 260 when I first put up my profile. That got a lot of swipes I'm sure.

>>35694410
>>35694410
>>35694410
New thread

>>35693204
Fellow DC area bro here. The only workout I'm getting this weekend is wandering around my town helping cars get unstuck and shit. and shoveling of course.

Check out my funk band amigos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=andy1OOwb2g