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>>Meanwhile in bizzaro /fit/
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>>Meanwhile in bizzaro /fit/
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I'm attracted to women
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>>Meanwhile in normal /fit/
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How do I squat higher?
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>This is a humorous and intelligent idea for a thread
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>>35686179
/thread
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>>35686215
Your right and totally not a faggot
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>>35686172
I only suck one cock a day.
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How do I keep girls from noticing me at the gym when I squat.
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>>35686172
Remember that you can be healthy at any size
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#safezone
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when is zyzz making a new video
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>>35686172

>Wow, your one rep max is really impressive!
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Jeff pls stay
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i'm a boy btw :)))))
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>>35686172
>If I wanted tragedy I would ask what your one rep maxes are.
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>>35686308
Pls don't be I'm london
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Powerlifting general
Cardio edition
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>>35686172
Wow, PLG was real informative and helped me out. Everyone else offered friendly yet straight forward advice on the board. - Fill B. from Hittsburgp
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...Girlfriend survived car crash
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>>35686354
>>35686391
have you tried /owg/ ? all the posters there are above age
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>>35686172

I'm so fucking shredded right now
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I wish I was natty like Rich Piana.
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Where can I find a copy of Enduring Endurance by Mark Rippetoe?
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Hey guys!
Go check out my new shredded food pyramid.
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Actual healthy people
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Any good sports bras? My old one pinches
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This is the worst fucking thread I've seen in a while and that's saying something on this board.
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>>35686172
women are normal humans
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>>35686603

Don't ever contribute to a fucking thread again unless you're replying to me.
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Last to digits is the number of curls you do. Rolling.
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>>35686603
Why thank you, you're too kind.
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Who here /gymfriend

>asian dyel in squat rack
>Didn't force him out of it
>Didn't shit down his throat

Anyway he went home that night and he fucked his gf with a condom on
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>>35686603
if you like it so much you should definitely stay, my straight fellow
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>>35686730
How it this bizarre
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>>35686774

>he doesn't visit gym bully threads

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FINALLY
I've reached 50lbs on my nipple raises
what about you guys?
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People who make manlet threads are very secure in their looks :^)
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>>35686189
Underrated.
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>>35686172
If I wanted /fit/ humor I'd tell you my 1 rep max
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>>35688479
If I wanted a serious discussion I'd tell you my working weights.
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>>35686227

/string
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Lookin forward to our next sir comic that won't take 11.5 months
;_;
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My BMI is finally over 35!

I've never felt like more of a womyn.
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>>35686172
>people of african descent r smart!! XD!
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Let's all just stop for a minute and appreciate the world's best source of nutrients, bread.
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I frequent the gym often and always get the fine lays to mingle with me.
>that feel when all the gf's
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>>35686172
Cardio is good for you.

Steroids are bad for you and dangerous, not to mention illegal and strictly enforced.

I lift to get better at my competitive and social team sport where I hang out with my friends and bang girls from time to time, but it's not a big deal.

I have an awesome relationship with my parents.

Really glad my parents started me early on the path to athleticism. They're such good role models for a young athlete.

How do we encourage more people of color, especially Indians, to go to our gyms? I worry there's not enough diversity in the weight room.

Pepe is a bad meme and should never be posted.
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Should I stop lifting for a while and focus on my cardio?
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>>35686172
I got a GF after years of lifting! This really filled the void.
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Getting a gf magically made all of my lifes problems disappear
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>>35689336

Fuck you!
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>>35690558
Haha thanks! Fuck you very much aswell!
Remember: nobody is gonna make it sisters!
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>>35686401

pls
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I got really good advice from an experienced lifter who doesn't want to chemically lop their dick off.
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/CAR/ - Cardio General! Post your cardio PB's and anything cardio related
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>>35686179
Thread should've ended here.
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>>35686245
lol, cocksucker.
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As a powerlifter I respect your decision to pursue bodybuilding and am able to see the draw of wanting to have a large and well-proportional physique
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I appreciate all your guys support! I'm so happy you understand your thin privelage and that I just don't have fit genes because of the set point theory!
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lifting has got me a gf
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The Brits pronounce Los Angeles correctly but mispronounce Jerusalem.
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lifting has helped my sever depression and makes me not want to commit suicide.
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There is literally nothing wrong with Planet Fitness.
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my calves have gotten too big, help
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>>35686603
Darn gosh and goly thats a gigeli-good post my fellow hetero, I hope a many vaginas will flock to you during your lifetime!
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>>35687019
2nplpl8s
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>>35688631
>overrated
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>>35692704
Wtf how
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>>35686629
oh god is this the new meme
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>tfw my skinny white ass got cucked by a panjeet
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>>35692704
>fell for the 5 day split meme
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>Crtl + f "fat appreciation"
>317 results found
We're all ganna make it brah
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>squatting in the curling rack
>getting more than 3 proteons a day
>lifting heavy
>not doing cardio
>2016
>being 6'+

I sure hope you guys don't do this
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Working out considerably diminished every meaningful aspect of my life

It also made me fat despite my Herculean genetics
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thank god i'm 5'6''
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>everyone actually lifts
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>>35686172
If you wanted bizarro fit, you'd ask me my 10 rep maxes
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Why does everyone love Indians? They spend all their time shitting in the toilet and racking their plates after heavy squats. What the poo?
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hey guys, I'm working out for 3 days now. do you think I'm ready for weighted curls?
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>>35686189
Cleverest post ITT
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>started lifting for myself
>realized I'm perfectly happy and confident with how I look
>now I only lift for girls
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Guys, yesterday I made a huge, huge mistake...

I made sex to a girl.

It wasn't my fault, really, she seduced me. It was just the perfect storm and it all happened so naturally and I really wish I could take it back.

>meet her that night
>go out for drinks
>it's a fun time but I'm not too interested in her, just kindof ignore her at the bars and talk to other friends, strangers
>she perceives this as some sort of avoidance flirt
>later toward the end, I honestly try to leave with this awesome guy (I've been stretching his sphincter for 7 years, once a week at very least) but she picks up on some random throwaway comment earlier
>"yeah, let's go back to your hot tub"
>we go back
>can't even find the controls for the damn thing (looked for a fucking hour)
>finally agree to share a hot shower

This is where she gets me, fit.

>she casually takes off her bikini top
>reveals soft, boyish body (just what I like)
>turns around and before I know it starts kissing me
>rips off my swim trunks and starts blowing me
>it feels so good, just like my fuckboy
>eventually just pushes me onto the bed and has her way with me

To be perfectly honest, at one point I even took charge and actively had sex with her, /tif/. It was actually pretty cool, felt great, and very minimal cleanup. I whispered no hetero in her ear at the end but I don't think she understand. It still counts though, right? I'm not straight or anything, am I?

I can even go back and bang her again as long as I make it perfectly clear that I am, and will always be a flaming and proud homosexual who would never think of having romantic sex with a woman, right?


>no hetero
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I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty happy with the way I look
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