WHY

>>35684486

>not having 8000 calories before starting your "diet"
>not getting diabetes to be seen as a proud american citizen

jesus, that's fucking gross. I can understand having a last hurrah of sorts and getting, like, a pizza or something, but that's just disgusting. guarantee this pig fails within 3 days of their new "diet"

What's a dash diet?

>>35684486
Please screencap and post the inevitable "off my diet lol" part

Honestly just having that food would be fine, but jesus christ why do people love drinks so much?

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>>35684486

>>35684568
just some stupid diet scheme that involves following the food pyramid basically.

>>35684486
who cares OP, she's never going to make it anyway.

>>35684568
The one where you run as fast as you can from any sort of healthy diet

>>35684622
Kek

Why are these type of people added on your facebook account OP?

>>35684864
Why is he still using facebook?

>>35684916
Why is he protecting that worthless piece of shit's identity?

>>35684622

TOPLEL

>>35684622
jej

>>35684486
>the eternal "tomorrow diet"

>>35684486
>So tomorrow I am finally quitting heroin. I decided to end my years of crippling addiction and dick-sucking for drugs with a bang. I main-lined a lot of heroin, snorted 2 lines of McHeroin, and then smoked 10 heroins from Blacktar King. Then butt-plugged two heroin tacos and a large Dr. Heroin from Heroin in the Box. Oml I feel amazing now! Wish me luck tomorrow.

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>>35685142
A birth of a copy pasta

>>35684622
top zozzle

>>35684568
The DASH diet plan is made to lower blood pressure

>>35685142
>>35684622
>undercover lol bread

>>35684486

I did somehting very similar once. I wouldn't describe the feeling as great, more of a "Sweet Jesus, why? I'm gonna fucking explode." kind of feeling.

>>35685142
lmao

>>35684577
This, pls op