>tfw qt 3.14 grill approached me and struck a conversation with me at the gym today
we're all gonna make it brah
good feels thread
Did you contain your spaghetti? I am highly autistic, and such a thing would terrify me. Please tell me more.
fuck off faggot. this is a good feels thread.
someone approaching me isn't the sign faggot. someone whom I thought was cute and whom I didn't know approaching me as a stranger is what counts.
>standing at cable machine between sets of triceps pulldown
>I stare at my feet
>she walks past
I don't know how to do anything else. How do I out of beta mode?
>grill on dating site: you look indian
Time for an hero I guess
>tfw used to be 300 lb neet on /mlp/
>Quickly went insane and entered cocoon mode
>Cut and cardio down to 230
>Get into lifting
>Meet qt3.14 at gym, start to hang out with her outside gym
>She makes it official, takes my virginity
>tfw acquired girlfriend after 2 year cocoon mode
>tfw made it
I used to think I'd end up ordering helium on Amazon, now I order condoms
Literally any and all of you faggots can make it too
>anon unloads both 45 lbs weights from the bar after his heavy squat sets
>suddely a girl in her twenties approaches the rack with her gymbag
>"Hey, are still using this?" she asks nodding towards the squat-rack
>"N-nphhm..." Anon stammers
>"Sorry, I didn't catch that."
>"N-no. It's fine, I'm going home anyway. I did squats. Five sets of five", he announces nervously
>his eyes take a quick peek at the girls face, and return back to the floor
>"O-kay", the girl says smiling, slightly amused by the evident social ineptitude of the skinny young man
>the scrawny, greasy-haired guy tries to wish a happy workout to her feet, but all that comes out his mouth is unintelligeble mumble
>"Ha-have a ghogh woorchut, m-m'lady"
>the man lets out nervous laugh and turns away from the confused girl
>he hurries out of the room, leaving his water bottle behind
>ex hit me up out of nowhere
>she's in town for a day wants to see me for lunch + movie
>she's the best lay I've ever had
>she isn't aware of my gains
I'm totally getting laid and probably swolested while it happens. I just want someone to scratch my back and tell me I'm strong, no homo.
"Excuse me, mister, but would you be interested in signing up for our individualized training program? It's just an additional $29.99 a month and you'll get highly individualized training sessions with our Olympic level coaches to help you get six pack abs."
She totally digs me. I signed up and tipped her a bit extra. And she got a little flustered and just walked away because she was crushing on me so hard. We're all gonna make it, brah.
Nice job brah
Ran 5 miles at an 8 minute pace last night. Blasted out a few hundred pushups/sit ups/dips/leg lifts. Got mired on the way back up to my hotel room by a fat dude, and two middle aged women in the elavator.
Got the Chief Pilot job at my company and my six figure salary started Jan. 1st. Taking my ATP and single pilot c525b type rating check next week, my examiner who is also my instructor told me in so many words I've already passed.
The girlfriend has never been happier, I'm taking her to London and Paris in March. I think I'm going to marry this girl.
Life is good senpais. All started becuase I decided not to be fat anymore. Amazing how it spills into every other aspect of my life.
>Girl approach me
>Start dancing with her and her friend
>Another girl I used to be in school with approaches us
>"Sara?" Her name is Sandra but I forgot
>5 seconds later we make out
Now I'm sitting here with a bittersweet feeling.
99% of girls act like this in clubs, losing faith when it comes to finding "the one". Thoughts?
I'd be lying if I said that idea doesn't bother me from time to time. If I got injured and couldn't work would she stick around? I would like to think so but women are funny creatures.
When you get fit you realize how fucking slutty most women are. She's out there though man, just keeping looking. In the mean time, if you want loyalty and unconditional love, get a German Shepherd. They'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.
there's your problem, girls and guys only go there to get trashed and fucked, not for the "the one"
I'm close to just saying fuck it to dating and going on the club scene and fucking anything, but I know that's a quick trip to STD-land.
I need halp brehs, how do I fucking keep suddenly eye contact with qt strangers, for example: sometimes I feel someone gazing to me I make eye contact and immediately I look to other way.
This only happens with strangers tho.
Do you look down and away or up and away?
Looking down and away implies submission - you feel that you're not good enough. Looking up and away implies indifference - you need to let people into your life.
Either way, time to start having staring contests with everyone. Just a tip - focus on just their left or right eye. Good luck.
>tfw had girls like me before
>was either too autistic to notice or didn't make a move
>mfw realizing this years later
Down and to the sides.
Going to try that m8, ty. This may sound silly, but what I do afterwards? If I keep looking until she looks to other way I will look creepy I guess.
iktf, had two coworkers in my last job that always invited me to their houses, but for some reason I didn't do anything.
>haven't had a girl like me ever since
>be in sophomore college writing class
>get in the hot girl's presentation group by luck
>tfw cracking jokes and getting some smiles/giggles
Help me brahs I don't know where to go from here. Also I've been wearing full on jackets to class every day so far (rain/cold) but I'm planning on revealing my gains in a well fitting t shirt next class.
>people both bigger and smaller than me have started asking for form checks and spots
>lean bulk going well
>squatting more than anyone else in the rack area td
>ask a girl how many sets she has on leg press, says "I'm done okay" in back-the-fuck-up tone
>regular comes over after and says he saw the whole thing and he couldn't believe what a bitch she was
>tell him "what can you do", exchange knowing glances
>decently ahead on school work, get to catch up on some deadman wonderland tn
We're all gonna make it breh
I'll tell you a quick storry to make you feel better anon.
>go to gym for first time after months of being bedridden
>fat and weak, havent set foot in gym in 2 years
>read the sticky the night before
>spent all night reading the Book of Mark
>"And, lo, the skinnyfat learned the meaning of hip drahve, and it was good"
>pumped to lift
>guess I'll start with the bar
>line up, check my stance in mirror
>fuck yeah, I got this
>drop into hole
>ass to grass faggot, get them glutes for sloots
>my time has come
>Lift.exe has stopped working.
>Rippetoe have mercy
>try to drop bar
>start falling backwards
>bar catches half-rack
>slam straight down on my ass
>fat boy ninja roll out of squat rack
>come to rest against bench behind me
The gym was moderately crowded. I was super embarrassed, but nobody seemed to notice or care. Grabbed my shit and fled, but returned the next day. It's been 4 months now and I haven't missed a lift day. Nearing 2 plate squats for reps now.
My point is, even if you do something autist-tier retarded like me, nobody is gonna care, and they may even help you out. Don't worry about it.
>sitting in class
>sit back down after talking to teacher, grabbing seat and then lowering myself down
>guy noticed my triceps as I did, asked if I've been working out
>play it cool, say "yeah, a bit"
Pretty tame, but my first real mire. Babysteps, we're all gonna make it
today was weird.
first time this has happened to me at the gym. it's been about 7 months for me so far.
>9/10 qt milf doing squats
>mind my own business, keep doing sets
>music bumping, catch this chick looking like often
>every time i look, she looks away
>keep lifting, she leaves room
>finish sets, she's standing buy fountain
>drink water, get coat, she's by coats
>look away keep walking
>go to locker room to avoid walking by her
>about to leave, she is standing by exit just staring
>drive away, she is looking out window at my car
i am so beta but at least i didn't y-you too
and i go often so i might see her again?
what do bros???
but i'm making it :)
>be hitting squats
>look in the mirror mid set
>see hamplanet neckbeard wander in
>adventure time tshirt too short, gut hanging out
>wearing cargoshorts and crocs
>disgusting frizzy ponytail
>looks greasy all over
>try to look away, but cant
>he keeps looking at me while I stare
>he's at the dumbell rack, 30 feet away, but I can smell him from my squat rack
>start to get sick to my stomach, got to leave room
>try to get some water before I vomit
>the stench hits me before I see him
>he followed me to the fountain
>screw this, I'm going home, go to grab coat
>he follows me there, but suddenly turns away and goes to lockerroom
>suddenly a retching fit hits me
>cant move, just dry heave
>he walks by me again, headed for door
>toilet paper stuck to his crocs
>stand by the window as he leaves, wondering how such a disgusting human being can exist
>go home and debate suicide.
A grill once approached me while doing barbell hip thrusts. She taught me some good techniques, talked about our goals.
The next day, we're walking towards each other and I just look down the whole time with a smile on my face. We haven't talked since. Am I on the spectrum?
>>was either too autistic to notice or didn't make a move
same here man.
My other problem is that I tend to fall in love with all these women that show me a little bit of attention. I know half of them are just being nice, but my dumb ass fucking falls for them. I tend to not tell them how I feel because of various reasons. Even though I know they'll reject me I kinda wished I tried to ask them out. I wished I tried harder to make them like me more.This shit happens a lot and I've gotten to the point where I'm not even sure if I know what rel love is.
Maybe I don't really love them. Maybe I just want to fuck them.
idfk I'm a mess. sorry to get all faggotmode on you
everyone gets this man, dont worry. we live and we learn and we get better at recognising ht signs. sometimes they tell you they used to like you, even if they didnt, just to fuck with you. those are the real fuckin annoying ones, just trying to get you to fawn over them
No, you don't love them. You project your hopes and desired quirks and fantasies onto them as abstract amalgamations. You then fall in love with these fictional characters and think its the girl, because you're lonely and desperate and your mind is undisciplined. Fantasizing is easier than discovering, but it comes with its own unique pain.
Going through something like this. Woman at work took a lot of time to get my attention, and now that she has it she seems to almost resent it at times. But recently I texted her in the middle of the night to ask if she wanted to go to eat after work (we both work night shift) and she said yes almost immediately. What's more, she got lost for an hour and still came, when she could have just given up.
This woman is so hard to understand, I have no idea if I am her friend or not.
Wtf does this even mean? There's always a guy or two saying the same thing to any decent looking face. What the fuck do you mean? Is that just your way of saying "he has a handsome smile, I'm jealous"?