What's your kryptonite?

>>35681337
>sugar free lemon tea
>kryptonite
Isn't kryptonite supposed to defeat you?

>>35681337
Alcohol, especially beer.

>>35681337
Beer. I avoid drinking during the week but there are so many tasty brews out there I've gotta try.

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Ramen

>>35681364
its not sugar free

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This daemon cannot be tamed

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Well, I'm 6'5'' and need like 6-7k calories to gain weight so I tell myself it's okay

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This and piss beer or everclear.

>>35681373
this

>>35681337

Fat girls. I keep telling myself to go out or get online to find a new gf but I'm lazy and have a couple fat girls on rotation I call to fuck.

>>35681385
Same.
High sodium heart attack fuel, but it always tastes too damn good.

>>35681412
If anything fat girls improve gains by giving you more of a workout.

>>35681394
Theres a sugar free version though, no?

>>35681337
weed AND beer. Together.

>>35681364
1/3 less cals.

I like them when I don't feel like eating, but they have a zero cal version that tastes alright.

>>35681405
>everclear
New Jersey?

>>35681337
Young pussy

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>>35681337
cocaine. only do it maybe 4 or 5 times a year, and its always when i visit my old friends back home so we really go ham. fucks my sleep cycle up and steals my gains but i don't think its an addiction, moreso a social thing with old friends.

>>35681506
Texas.
The east coast is cool though.

Everclear is GOAT.
Least amount of cals, and most bang for your buck.

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>>35681337

PF Changs.
Garlic Noodles and Spicy Monglian Beef on top.
It's my cheat meal.

Looked up the numbers behind them and holy fucking shit...

>>35681337
>krypronight
>doesnt kill you
Okay chief

>>35681337

beer,weed, and National Socialism

>>35683339
This

Potato chips with dip, pizza, beer.

Coffee cream.

I sometimes go through a pot of coffee a day, and I waste so many calories on goddamm coffee cream.

i could eat 100 dollars worth of jerky a day

>>35681700
I feel you, anon. If it's wrong to eat pizza, then I don't want to be right.

>>35681337
Ice cream. But I don't eat the evil kind like B&J.

>>35681373
this, but cider and bourbon ( not together, although that may be good).

>>35681405
try putting daikon radish in that shit senpai, it's like woah

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>>35681564
What would you do for a Klondike bar anon?

anything peanut butter/chocolate.

>>35681337
shitty cunt faced posts like this, die in a fire OP you cock sucking faggot

Salt and vinegar potato chips

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Only thing

>>35684198
FUck that stuff tatses like crap.

Legit tastes like cotten candy which has been sweetened.


The best were these sugar free iced teas Monster had, but I havent been able to find them ever again.

the colour of her eyes

>>35684387
It's not about the taste, it's the 12 hours of magic fairy energy that follows it :)

>>35684387
How the fuck else am I supposed to level up quickly in Red Dead Redemption Online so I can get the Zebra Mount?

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>>35681337

When I start is hard to stop.

>>35681524
>no replies

the nigga does cocaine /fit/

>>35684585
What, you don't?

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chubby girls

>>35684680
Those hands and that perspective really make her look like a dwarf. Are you fucking a dwarf, anon. Its okay if you are. You can tell us.

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>>35681337
i have a six pack a day

>>35681385

Beat me to it.

I always add vegetables tho

>>35681337
Jim bean and chips .jpg

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>>35684546
I do this one. One bowl always turns into 3 or 4.

>>35681412

I love them, but my problem now is pregnancy.

Like, if I would be mortified that I got a particular woman pregnant, then I can't fuck them.

Too many of my friends are now stuck with temp fatties that they were just banging for fun, cause the girl got preggo.

My 2nd best friend got a stripper pregnant last year.

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>>35684707
>implying you wouldn't

>>35684270
muh nigga

>>35681524

Yeah I'd like some advice on that.

I just got a connection for bomb cocaine. I have only done it like 3 times but have enjoyed it.

Should I limit this shit? Not do it at all? I don't wanna get hooked on it.

>>35684680
that nose ring.
you dirty little whore

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>>35683339
THIS

>>35684198

> people drink this shit

why?

Like, if you need energy just drink some orange juice or coffee. This shit is poison that will prevent you from falling asleep at night.

>>35684749
My biggest fear is knocking up one of the fatties that I don't want people to know I'm banging.

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>>35681385

>>35684771
I think most people that do cocaine enjoy it for the 2-3 days a bender might last & then wait a long while before doing again. It's hard to say if you'll become one of the junkies.

>>35684795

Yeah it happens all the time too.

Like thats what has made my life harder as I have gotten older.

I used to just bang any girl I could get my hands on. But now I'm like, fuck if I got this girl preggo, then I have to stop myself.

I use the pullout method too. So I guess I need to be a little more choosy.

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>>35684407

>>35684815

Well the last time I did it, I did like 3 lines. Then after the night was over and it was time to sleep, I really wanted more cocaine.

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>>35681337
>inb4 Jeff jokes

They wont break me but god they are my biggest weakness.

>>35684793
...it's caffeine, taurine and some sweetener in carbonated water. Not exactly cyanide.
Don't be such a faggot, faggot.

>>35684811
HNNNNG

>>35684471
absinthe?

>>35684729
>Jim Bean

>>35681337
Warm honey buns off the coffee truck at work. I only have one once every 2 weeks or so though. Plus my job is pretty physical.

>>35684837
that is the funny part about cocaine - more than anything else, immediately after you just want more coke. thats why you should always buy just enough for a night. go hard, run out, sleep, then wake up being fine with your life.

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>>35683339
Oh man, I know this feel all too well

>>35684887
Fuuuuuuck...

>>35684754
I absolutely would.

>>35686684

Yeah I appreciate it.

My mom is a pill addict and I get anxiety sometimes.

That 1hr - 2hr comedown from coke is definitely noticeable.

i think I should probably limit coke to like 2x a year.

>>35684754

She is the hottest dwarf ever. I don't think I have ever found a little person attractive until this girl.

Shame she never did any more photos.

Although, if you have looked at her teeth and the tattoos it seems she didn't have the best childhood in the world.

>>35686819
Just remember anon, addiction has a genetic aspect to it. My father is an alcoholic and I have a really difficult time controlling my alcohol consumption

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Pinches tacos al pastor! Gain goblins a mas no poder..

>>35681337
Weed which leads to overeating

>>35681337
>>35681337
Definitely not that red neck piss

>>35686833
Ya, shes pretty cute

http://imgur. com/a/4Tsoc/embed#0

>>35686978

gallons of seed spilled!

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1 box = 1 serving, right?

>>35684880
These things will be why I die in my mid-60's of heart disease

>>35684793
>Like, if you need energy just drink some orange juice
Kek, WTF kind of boost you going to get from orange juice??

>>35684887
Fuck, I drive by that place all the time.

>>35684722
I used to have a few of these a day, thinking it was an alright replacement for vegetables, but holy shit that fucking sodium. One can is 600mg, fucking ridiculous. Even the low-sodium version isn't much better.
Now I have to juice my own vegetables and it tastes like shit.