Preferably quick/cheap just to add a bit of flavour/sweetness
>inb4 google it
>inv4 food shouldn't taste good
cmon guys play the game
>pour 2 cups of oats in a pan
>add 2 table spoons of peanut butter
>add 1 table spoon of honey
>add a little milk
>turn up the heat on the stove
>add milk and stir
>stop adding milk when it becomes slushy?
This is the hard part, too much milk fucks it up, but too little and its dry.
>stir until all the ingredients melt and mix with the oats
>keep stirring until it begins to clump together into a squishy ball
>make ball then stop
>eat out of pan
If you don't enjoy this than you're a lost cause
You and me both. 1/2 cup of oats and 1/2 cup of water, microwave for 30 seconds, add 1/2 cup of milk and I just drink that shit. I have that for first breakfast with 1 cup of plain yoghurt with a bit of honey and some walnuts. (2 spoopy for u skellington reporting in)
I read OP's post that looks for recipies, and immediately said to myself, I'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking quaker oats.
I make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of Quaker oats and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful.
Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fucking soymilk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oats and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up.
I've now got a bowl of hot oats and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat.
I reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oats, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oats guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.