>that guy who goes "TSSSSSSS" every rep like he's powered by steam
>that guy who constantly pats his gymbro on the muscles he's working while yelling "HARDER!" "BEAST!" "COME ON! ONE MORE!"
>that guy who implies you can't be big and still laugh at steam-powered autists
That guy is you
>that autist who stares at the ground or the walls while he rests between sets not to offend anyone
>that guy who puts zero effort into his workouts and scoffs smugly at people who actually try
I've started doing the steam train when i do squats. It's fuckin gr8, it really helps with abdominal pressure.
>tfw coming up out of a low-bar squat
>tfw home gym so i can go super saiyan thomas the tank engine
>TSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH with the force of a thousand steam engines
>feel awesome as fuck
>fat controller mirin'
>that's guy who's been going to the gym daily for decades and never gets any bigger or stronger
>that guy that teabags my forehead when I'm doing my 1RM on benchpress
no homo tho
>when your local gym plays the Bloodsport OST
My body's ready
My heart's on fire
I'm gonna push it over the wire
Tight as a drum
The final battle's already won
I'm taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I'm gonna stake my claim
I fight to SURVI-IIIVE!
KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE
i feel personally offended cause that's me
>that guy that lifts with his back, has never touched a barbell in his life, eats whatever yet still looks better than you
Look up helmet videos of fighter pilots practicing dogfight maneuvers. To keep from blacking out at high Gs they have to breath while maintaining abdominal pressure. This is called "hooking" and is the same thing those guys are doing in the gym. It's unnecessary, but it's a minor breathing hitch, not an affectation.
You can do the valsalva maneuver and just go "phhhhh" when you exhale. There is zero reason to put your tongue onto the top of your mouth and force out a "tssss" sound.
I generally look at people in front of me
If they look away it then means you can stare
It actually helps me with lifts haha, something alpha about making the dyel squirm