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>that guy who goes "TSSSSSSS"...
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>that guy who goes "TSSSSSSS" every rep like he's powered by steam
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I fucking hate that guy
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>that guy who does SHOOOOOP AAH like he's photoshoping his lifts
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>that guy who constantly pats his gymbro on the muscles he's working while yelling "HARDER!" "BEAST!" "COME ON! ONE MORE!"
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>that dyel who complains about other guys making noise at the gym when they lift
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>that guy who growls like he's the fucking king of the savannah
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>that guy who shits in the gym shower after workout
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>>35679319
>that guy who has never been inside the gym
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>>35679319
>that PT who complains about the noise you make while deadlifting arguing that the bumper plates or the bar might break
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>>35679319
>that guy who implies you can't be big and still laugh at steam-powered autists

That guy is you
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>>35679273
>that one guy who pays more attention to the other people than the amount he lifts
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>>35679330
(You) seem flustered. I TSSSSS till spit comes flying out, you got a problem?
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>>35679333
>that autist who stares at the ground or the walls while he rests between sets not to offend anyone
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>>35679333
>implying I cant pay attention to my lifts and still laugh at steam-powered autists

Kek at ur life

>>35679339
I do
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>that guy who acts like a gym junkie but doesn't return the weights to the rack
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>that Asian DYEL who's lifts are better than yours
Feels bad man
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>that guy who wears a gold's gym tank top
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>>35679273
>tfw when that's me
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>that guy who puts zero effort into his workouts and scoffs smugly at people who actually try
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>that 6'0 150lb lanklet who takes his shirt off and peacocks around the gym with his noob gains and bad posture
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>>35679397
>that guy who dumps his colesctomy bag on the floor after a workout
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>>35679397
>you arent trying unless you make Thomas the Tank noises

Ok pal
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I've started doing the steam train when i do squats. It's fuckin gr8, it really helps with abdominal pressure.

>tfw coming up out of a low-bar squat
>tfw home gym so i can go super saiyan thomas the tank engine
>TSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH with the force of a thousand steam engines
>finish squat
>feel awesome as fuck
>fat controller mirin'
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>that's guy who's been going to the gym daily for decades and never gets any bigger or stronger
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>that guy that teabags my forehead when I'm doing my 1RM on benchpress

no homo tho
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>when your local gym plays the Bloodsport OST
My body's ready
My heart's on fire
I'm gonna push it over the wire
Perfect timing
Tight as a drum
The final battle's already won
I'm taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I'm gonna stake my claim
I fight to SURVI-IIIVE!

KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE
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>>35679421
i feel personally offended cause that's me
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>that guy that lifts with his back, has never touched a barbell in his life, eats whatever yet still looks better than you
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>>35679273
Look up helmet videos of fighter pilots practicing dogfight maneuvers. To keep from blacking out at high Gs they have to breath while maintaining abdominal pressure. This is called "hooking" and is the same thing those guys are doing in the gym. It's unnecessary, but it's a minor breathing hitch, not an affectation.
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>>35679273
But anon, he's powered by oxygen.
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>>35679628
You're retarded

You can do the valsalva maneuver and just go "phhhhh" when you exhale. There is zero reason to put your tongue onto the top of your mouth and force out a "tssss" sound.
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>>35679353
Well what am I supposed to do anon
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>>35679353
>>35679788
I generally look at people in front of me

If they look away it then means you can stare

It actually helps me with lifts haha, something alpha about making the dyel squirm
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>>35679803
Youre a faggit but i can see why you would
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>>35679754
What if I do it because I like the sound?
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