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>some people on /fit/ still think they could take on a gorilla
>b-but muh 3pl8 bench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=72&v=3T0z1CT-nR8
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Any full grown gorilla would fuck up any human
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>>35674695


>that fucking woman saying no no no

Holy fuck. I want to fish hook her and hate fuck her asshole until she passes out from bloodloss.
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Marquess of Queensberry rules & I take a gorilla by lopsided decision. Possibly late rounds tko.
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There's a webbum floating around of a gorrilla cracking the glass
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>>35674711

but why? why you mad tho

she sounds like a normal person
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I'll just spray 'em

duh
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>>35674706
Yeah but can they do le gymnastics for le functional strength XD
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>>35674695
Pfft most people on fit couldn't take on a chimp.
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>>35674695

One of those punches would knock a man out. Getting run into by one of those things would feel like getting hit by a car.
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>>35674695

Fuck, those quads. How much can a gorilla squat?
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i wish i was a gorilla
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>>35674695
>well you would think they could, like, spray them or something
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>gooseattackingagorilla.webm
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>>35675141
Nobody can, in fact. Unless he's strong enough to tear off people's limbs.
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I could easily take a Gorilla. I have this thing called a gun. Using it, I can kill any animal.
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>>35675141
>>35675546
They tested young chimps in captivity and they could squat like 400 lbs or something absolutely ridiculous. Chimps and Gorillas have different kinds of muscle structure and ridiculous amounts of test that even roid bros can't get close to. Our muscles allow us to do micro movements like hold a pencil and write letters, type in a keyboard etc. Their muscles are all designed around composite pulls and big huge motions and they also have a lot more leverage.

Between Gorillas and chimps though I would fight a gorilla 10 out of 10 times. Gorillas are ridiculous strong and could ragdoll a linebacker easily and have long ass teeth that could kill you but they'll just smash your body and then leave you so you might recover. Chimpanzees are the nastiest fighters of any animal on planet earth, they'll go straight for your balls, eyes, nose and ears and eat them fast as hell, then they'll just start eating your face like it's kobiyashi.
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>some people on /fit/ still think they could take on a gorilla

Nobody actually thinks this
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>>35674711
Goddamn that bitch was annoying at least someone corrected the dumb bitch and told her they're not going to send zoo keepers into a gorilla pen because they're wrestling.
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Who wins?
The bear is a kodiak, the gorilla is a silverback
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>>35674711
Fucking middle-aged stay-at-home moms.
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>>35675807
This is something I've often contemplated. I think the gorilla would be the better wrestler and would get a dominant position even though he weighs less but I think the bear would win in the end because he has more weapons and thicker skin/fur/blubber to protect him from the gorillas teeth which are the only way it's going to kill the bear other than hammerfisting it's face to pieces.
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>>35675807
A kodiak bear would obliterate a gorilla
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>>35674695
Hi guys, Jason Blaha here. I would fuck that gorilla up. The CIA taught me secret take down tactics that can be applied to this said confrontation. Once you killed a man with your bare hands it changes you mentally.
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>>35675973
Does Jason Blaha tell people he was a covert ops CIA guy? ROFL

I can't think of a worse body to have for covert intelligence gathering than one that sticks out everywhere you go.
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>>35675973
Blahautism hate thread?
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>>35674711

What the fuck does she expect the zookeepers to do?
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They come to the zoo to view how animals "live".
But when they fight for dominance a zookeeper should stop them.
Why the fuck do we always need to interfere with animals?

Also what is a zookeeper going to do apart from getting killed in this situation?
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>>35674695
>ay mayne
>gimme sum rooooom
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>>35674695
>100% of /fit/ is literally scared of some weakling vegan species

I would take one on
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>>35675761
There are a bunch of old studies that gave apes dynamometers to pull and US highschool football players or whatever couldn't match it by a long way.

The main issue I have with this is even with top dynamometers today it's usually possible to crank it and get an abnormally large reading. It's p likely this happened with the apes. Still wouldn't want to ever be attacked by one but the gap in strength is exaggerated
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>>35676099
He is non threatening tho.

The guy is full on claiming to have been an op and people don't believe him, you can't train that kind of plausible deniability
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>>35674695
This is how a fight with a gorilla would be

Hint: The machine is the gorilla
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>>35674711

"Where are the zoo keepers,call the zoo keepers"

Yeah right.

Ey Paul, get in there and tell these gorillas to stop fighting each other. Middle aged mom said so
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>>35677970
B-but where are the gain birds going?
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>oh no! Where's the zoo keeper?
>I knew that was coming!

Are Americans legit this retarded? Why do they have to speak in that fucking air-headed voice and say such dumb things?

Also a Gorilla would absolutely demolish any bear, no question about it, and a polar bear would rek a Kodiak bear.
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>>35675807
>one of these has 4 inch claws
take a wild guess
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>>35678083
>Are Americans legit this retarded? Why do they have to speak in that fucking air-headed voice and say such dumb things?
Yeah, when I was in thailand for 3 months the americans were always the loudest, the most annoying but also this....american chicks are fucking ugly
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>>35677970

I thought it was a collection of spinning razor blades just ploughing through the chickens and killing them, then I realised they were being moved...but...

>>35678051

This.

M-Maybe it's time to be vegan ;_;
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Gorillas can't into guns.

Couldn't go balls to fists with it though.
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>>35675807
>who wins?

Well since the gorilla is a vegan, he's probably into crossfit too. So he would the logically bore the bear to death with his bragging about the two, because we all know that vegans don't fight physically they fight auditorily.
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Who wins?
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>>35678292
10 pairs of gorillas wins. 10 single gorillas lose.
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>>35678292
gorillas, lesnar is a bitch
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>>35678292
Gorillas win.
Try something harder.
30 Floyd Mayweathers and 100 gorillas.
Who wins
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>>35678398
>mayweathers throw tons of money at the gorillas in order to block their vision
>proceed to knock the fuck out of the gorillas

Mayweathers win
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>>35674695
Dude, gorillas looking fucking retarded while they fight. This shit has me laughing.

Also
>muh gorilla versus human fights
A lot of fucking wild animals will kill a human in unarmed combat, anyone who fails to see this is fucking retarded. Humans use spears, traps, bladed weapon and other assorted shit to pull the rug from underneath bigger predators and kill them as sneakily and cowardly as possible.
>>35675141
This too, I think most of these fuckers muscle density is 4 or 8 times higher than a human. They'd their your fucking arm off. Unarmed we stand a very small chances of defeating them.
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>>35674695

>that one kid who said 'that was awesome' after that mom was like no no no
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>that mass
>that speed
Holy shit. Schedule?
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>not remembering that in a fit of rage a adult male gorilla can pick up nearly over a thousand pounds.

>with one hand
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>>35674706
.... Wellll.... I'd say ALMOST... Any human.
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>>35675761
Mandatory gorilla/chimp autism post.

>implying 400lb squat is impressive for an animal when humans can do it at 145lb
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>>35678558
A 98 lb Puerto Rican chick could & would fuck that guy up.
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>>35678051
To birdie heaven. Ripipip birdies ;_________________________________;
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>>35678573
I am going to assume that you do not know who Hafthor is, and that you are new to both this world and /fit/. A 98 lb Latina bitch, would literally be like crushing a plastic bottle, to Hafthor the unstoppable.
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>>35678558
Did you see the video? Gorillas can move fast as fuck and this guy can't.
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>>35678599
I didn't say Latina you dumbfuck, I said Puerto Rican. Obviously you've never seen a PR chick fight.
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>>35678606
I realize this, dude. I posted it in ironic fashion...

I mean... Of course a Gorilla could out sprint Hafthor in the 100 meter dash, But we both know that he would out-lift those bitch-rilla's anyday, right?
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>>35674695
is that world star hip hop?
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>>35678610
Obviously you don't realize what Latina means, you spastic cunt. Latin decent. Latina. Use your uneducated brain.

Obviously you've never seen what someone with actual physical strength can do to just about anyone. The only time I would Bet against Hafthor in a street brawl is if he was up against maybe Fedor Emelianenko or Frank Mir or fucking Brock Lesnar, Someone of that Size, Strength and Skill level.
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>>35674695

A 220kg adult male bengal tiger would easily BTFO one of those furry monkeys even if it didn't sneak up on them. Those arm strikes hardly even look lethal and tigers are extremely good at protecting their face from claws while fighting. Not to mention the gorillas whole head could easily fit inside the tigers jaws.

Although any gorilla would surely flee because they are also fucking terrifying when they get aggressive.
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>>35675807
bear can't even take on DiCaprio
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>>35678625
Are the Irish the same as Russians? Are Japanese the same as Chinese? Negroes the same as Africans? Your level of autism is deafening, is that you Blaha?

Go call a Puerto Rican girl a Latina to her face and see what happens.
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>>35675761
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtucwBlNr3A
If that guy actually hit/kicked back he would stand a chance, don't you think?
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>>35677832
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>>35678625
>>35678710
>Are Japanese the same as Chinese?

No but they're both Asians you sperg.
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>>35674695

>women want a zoo keeper to stop the gorillas from doing what gorillas do
>wants to spray them or something

M U R I C A N S
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>>35675741
Autism alert. And unless you can load, aim and shoot it in the eyes or brain first shot while it's moving at 30mph and before it pulls your arms off you've got no chance, don't be delusional

>>35675807
Bear wins in terms of strength, weight, size and any other significant measure. Bears historically have always won every fight against any other animal in the Roman arenas. Bear, every time.


>>35678640
Don't be retarded, tigers struggle with taking down large humans never mind gorillas. The Romans also put tigers and lions against plenty of animals in the arenas and they lost often. Tigers aren't even the strongest nor deadliest of the cats, this is a nonsense.

>>35678714
No chance, he got fucked up pretty bad in just that last 10 seconds and you can see there was no chance he could overpower the monkeys grip. If that monkey had went full on he'd be dead or mangled in 30 seconds. Someone with really good grip strength might stand a better chance, but it's hard to fight when you have no skin or balls, and chimps are great at taking those away real quick.
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>>35674695
>thinking a gorilla has any chance against a saiyan.
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>>35678885
>needing to load your gun
>not just keeping it loaded
>taking that long to aim
>thinking you need to shoot it in the "eyes or brain"

nogunz detected
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>>35678501
>They'd their your fucking arm off
right...
wouldn't want them to their my arm off.
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>>35674695
>that filename

heh
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>>35678885
>Don't be retarded, tigers struggle with taking down large humans never mind gorillas.
You've got to be trolling me.
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>>35678561
average chimp weight is 70 to 130 lbs
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>>35678710
stop talking please...
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>>35677970
Would imitating a baby gorilla give any chances of survival?
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>>35678885
What you said about tigers is actually completely incorrect. I've studied history and its common knowledge that bengal tigers were always triumphant over adult lions and every other animals they made them fight in rome. Top kek if you actually believe they struggle with killing hominids.
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>>35679010
/k/ leaking again
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>>35678885
>Bears historically have always won every fight against any other animal in the Roman arenas. Bear, every time.

Complete misinformation. You have literally no idea what you are talking about.
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mfw
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>>35679165
Yeah, damned history and fact getting in the way of your opinions
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This guy would beat 99% of /fit/ in a 1 on 1 fight. No need to bother a gorilla bro
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>>35678714
Hard to say if the chimp was playing but man that looked terrifying
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>>35679193
>Yeah, damned history and fact getting in the way of your opinions
> getting in the way of your opinions
> your opinions

You mean *my opinions
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>>35677970
>like a giant deadly roomba
Haha
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>>35679213
damn so thats the famous australian fit culture
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>>35677808
There's this little something called a tranquilizer.
But I agree with you, human should fuck off and stop bothering nature more than they already are in the zoo.
There gorillas were probably having some fun or a bro-rivality, they didn't even do much damage To each other.
>tfw you will never have some fun which would pulverise any person's skeleton with your bro
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>>35675141
Chimps are actually stronger than gorillas, and more vicious. True story.
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>>35678885
Full auto firearms take care of most reaction issues and it's no accident poachers use them in Africa.

Physical combat is what's left over when you fucked up and lost the advantage of surprise and firepower. Natural selection removes your dumb ass, then superior men with weapons kill what they like.

Strength is best used to carry weapons and ammo and equipment. That's why SF aren't naked roidmonkeys.
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>>35674695

>awww man animals fight
>What a bummer, this shouldn't be allowed
>give them a time out or something and talk about their feelings
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>>35678885
>Autism alert. And unless you can load, aim and shoot it in the eyes or brain first shot while it's moving at 30mph and before it pulls your arms off you've got no chance, don't be delusional
Why do we not get to already have the gun loaded and ready if the gorilla is, already in your scenario, sprinting at full speed.

Basically you set up any scenario that suits your needs for winning a pointless argument.
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>>35679151
Displaying submission is more likely to save you if you aggro a gorilla compared to a chimp, or any large predator, like bears/Tigers etc
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>>35674695
and it eats an all-plant diet. meat-eaters are so delusional
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juI7ZJxa9tY&t=8m33s
>he can't even snatch 2t0n
also
>American ""documentaries""
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>>35679548
>how to tell that a documentary was made by a wilks-fag
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>>35678710
Jesus fuck you're stupid
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>>35678714
Are you fucking serious? Here I was thinking these things were badass but that skinny bitch walked away fine. I would fuck up that little chimp, no problem.
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>>35679485
do you even lurk?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhmi6x8YVRs
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>>35678714
Yes. And that's with the teeth too. If you put a muzzle on a chimp I have no doubt you could fuck one up
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>>35679373
Manlette cuck detected. Go shoot up a school and leave this talk to the big boys.
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>>35679213
>video of man knocking out kangaroo

Also the chinese or some backwater country should have human vs animal fights. I'm surprised they don't already. Man vs chimp. Man vs orangutang. 10 chinese men vs gorilla.
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>>35679681
tbf it's a baby kangaroo
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>>35677970
Based birds dying for my gains
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>>35679485
>Basically you set up any scenario that suits your needs for winning a pointless argument.
Says the guy introducing a gun in the gorilla vs man scenario
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Supermang vs gorilla ?
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>>35679373
It's like /k/ doesn't know that everyone thinks you're a bitch if you need a high powered, loaded, automatic weapon to solve every problem - even hypothetical situations. The bitch mentality they have is ridiculous.
> /K/ confirmed for never making it
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You're all fucking retarded if you think a chimp handles a full grown man. Most attacks involve women, children, and the elderly. Oh and a lot of the time it's a gang of chimps that mutilate people. https://youtu.be/udGAapx7Gok
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>>35679692
what a piece of garbage human being
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>>35679548
>the only feat for the gorilla is slap fighting another gorilla

Gorillas are the most hyped up and overrated animals on the planet. They showed an elephant carrying a tree and a bear flipping boulders but all the gorilla has to do is slsp another gorilla
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>>35679779
>like clockwork
get rekt ausshit
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>>35678398
>>35678318
>>35678640

What about pic related?
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>>35679692
And that's a skeleton of a man
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>>35679692
my heart </3
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>>35674695
It's not about the muscles it's about how the muscles are connected, they have so much more leverage strength than humans.

They could rip your fucking arm off without breaking a sweat.
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>>35679713
Man uses weapons, so what's your point?
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>>35679838
Nope, it is about the muscles. Gorillas have much, much denser muscle tissue than humans, additionally they lack motor control as fine as ours, resulting in a more 'retard strength' kind of deal as they can't use a specific amount of strength for each situation.
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>talking zoology
>on a taiwaneese excel formulas forum
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>>35679885
it's probably both.
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>>35674695
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>>35679943
He's just trying to get his brother back to the pack.
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Ok here's why I could take a gorrila

I make a spear or trap, I kill the gorrila with my spear or trap.

Gorrilaboos blown the fuck out eternally

Also chimps aren't stronger

And gorrilas only maybe bench press one thousand pounds which at 450+ pounds isn't above human performance.
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>>35674711
this is irrelevant but a bunch of 4th year dentistry students at my university were THIS CLOSE to getting expelled because, in a private facebook chat, they talked about wanting to hatefuck a girl in their class. there were literally protests and calls for them to be criminally charged.
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>>35674695
>NAHHW NAHHW NAHWWW

fucking americans
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>>35674706
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>>35674711
I smiled when the kid said "that was awesome"
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>>35680183
i love all these pictures so much
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>>35679798
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>>35679798
i mean that's alot of lions
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>>35680183
Plz someone dump the rest of these style images
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>>35674711
"can they spray them or something?"
i fucking raged, bitch, this aren't cats. triggered.
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>>35678714
The chimps looked like they were playing, and the guy didn't do anything drastic not to provoke them. Not sure what this video is supposed to prove.


What I'm wondering about, is wheather martial arts would help in such a fight. If you could put a lever on a chimp, would it work?
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>>35679692
If that was an adult that guy would have a torn open stomach. Those things kick hard as fuck
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anyone who thinks a human would stand a chance against a chimp is an absolute fool. they have been known to fight and kill some big cats.

as soon as they got a hold of you they'd be tearing tendons and snapping ligaments. once you are inevitably on the ground they'll rip at your face and balls with their hands and teeth. even strong humans are still incredibly weak animals. and no martial arts will not help much, unless you can point out a martial art that focuses on fighting chimps.

fuck, it must be so fucking traumatic to be attacked by one of those insane little animals. they look like fucking demons or some shit especially without hair.
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>>35679548
THE MOST EXXXXXXXTREME
SOME ARE MORE EXXXXTREME THEN OTHER
LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN GORILLA HE IS SO FUCKING STRONG
EXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEME STRENGHT
THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM? WELL THINK FUCKING AGAIN
DONT WORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION, WE MADE A MOTHERFUCKING TOP 10 LIST
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>>35679681
there was a fight in cambodia in which 52 midget wrestlers took on a lion, the fight was stopped in 10 minutes after over half of the midgets were declared dead

true story

get this: the government allowed it on the basis that they received a cut of the profit made on ticket sales
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>>35680493
literally any martial art
chimps don't know about grapples
chimps don't know about defending their head and organs
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>>35680534
>poor SE Asian nations happen to have corrupt governments
Gee who would've guessed?
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Serious question: do you guys really have nothing better to be doing than arguing with bulking neckbeards about apes on a macedonian mug painting forum?
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>>35680585
I'm here to cool off idiots who think they stand a chance against most animals
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>>35679786
that's cause everyone knows how badass gorillas are so slapping one is proof enough. imagine of a gym buddy came up to you and said he slapped a gorilla. you'd know he can bench at least 4 plate.
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>>35680544
>chimps don't know about defending their head and organs
this is wired into pretty much every animal ever
>chimps don't know about grapples
if you think a choke hold or a leg lock is going to even be possible against a jumping chimp, never mind actually be effective once applied, you are retarded.

face the facts. humans' resources vs chimps' resources in a fight like this just doesn't compare. yes, maybe the exceptionally coordinated, calmest, zen-est motherfuckers on the planet could manage to apply his human against human martial arts techniques against a ranging pile of muscle much stronger than himself, but these just aren't feasible fights. i can guarantee you that 999 times out of 1000, the chimp will win because it's much stronger, it is used to fighting, it doesn't feel fear in the way that humans do and its mechanisms used for self defense, physical and mental, haven't been robbed from it by mother nature, as is the case for humans.

stop being a retard now
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>>35678561
This was young chimps who weighed like 45 pounds and hadn't reached full maturity.
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>>35679798
>lions attack at night
>flawless victory
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>>35680534
this has to be bullshit. it only would only take like 10 pitbulls to take on a lion. surely a midget is worth more than 1/5th of a dog.
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>>35680493
>and no martial arts will not help much, unless you can point out a martial art that focuses on fighting chimps

Not sure if you intended this to be funny but I laughed my ass off
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>pitting two alpha monsters in the same tiny arena
fucking humans man, this shit should be criminal
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>>35680585
Why do you have to be doing the best possible thing you could be doing at all times? Maybe I want to take a break and have a laugh with my friends for a while
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>>35680707
>Lions attack at night
>Can't see shit
>Morning comes
>RIP lions

2/10 apply yourself
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>>35680652
>protecting their head is wired into pretty much every animal ever
Not true. Look at OP's video, they charge literally head first, all offense 0 defense. Prime Mike Tyson would BTFO any gorilla.
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>>35679629
>>35678714
Jesus you guys are retarded, that was playful aggression, he didn't even try to bite him. If that had been an actual chimp attack he would have bit his fingers off and gone right after his face.
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>>35680652
>it doesn't feel fear in the way that humans do
yes they do. there is literally nothing special about human fear. any large animal incapable of fear quickly dies.
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>>35674711

This so much

I don't know why it makes me so mad

It's like a once in a lifetime event to see two powerful fucking things like that clash

Like ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED you stupid soccer mom bitch fuuugg >:DDD
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>>35680731
>/fit/
>my friends
priceless
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>>35680534
>>35680721

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Its fake
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>>35674695
fucking pisses me off seeing these magnificently built beasts locked in such a shitty enclosure, having weak little shits they could tear into pieces taunting and staring at them all day behind the safety of the glass

fuck zoos
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>>35678558
A gorilla would tear him to literal pieces without effort. You fuckers don't understand just how retard strong gorillas, chimps and orangutangs are.
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>>35680721
what, midgets are insanely weak, and they probably didn't have a battle strategy that was worth anything. what are you saying, of course the lion would win, its like asking whether a human could beat 52 mice. not that i'd ever want to do that, as i like mice and don't want to kill any mice, but you see what i mean.
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>>35680746
Their jaws and head are huge and again structured differently, you land that one punch and then it bites into your neck and you're dead.

>chimps don't know how to grapple

They grow up play wrestling and also their natural body is IDEAL for grappling. Their arms get more leverage and their muscles are vastly different from a humans, they have enough strength to just ragdoll you dumb ass.
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>>35680815
He also knew how to dodge and get out fast.
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>>35678616
A Female gorilla would, if you somehow got it aggressive, would make mincemeat of any human.
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>>35678714
I'd bet no human can kick hard enough to even daze a chimp even less a gorilla.
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>>35680787
>>35680769
pits aren't particularly strong either other than pound for pound. just feels like they should be able to easily win if the midgets had no fear bu at least stalemate the lion cause neither one wants to attack.
>>35680778
you don't fucking understand humor you autist
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>>35680830
Can't dodge something faster, bigger and ten times stronger than you that is literally impervious to any damage you can do to it unless you hit an eye or the nuts.
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>>35680738
>he don't know that lions have a natural night vision like every cat

...dude... come on...
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wew, monkey nuthuggers are strong in this thread
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>>35680944

I don't think so, man.
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>>35681022
LISTEN UP WEAKLING!!!!!!

I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT THESE FUCKING LIONS CAN SEE AT NIGHT!!!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!!!! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU TO NOT BELIEVE EVERY FUCKING THING ON A FUCKING ANONYMOUS FITNESS BOARD!!!!! WHY SHOULD I LIE TO YOU RETARD!!!! FUCKING LIONS HAVE FUCKING LASER EYES AT NIGHT!!!!! AFTER THESE FUCKING FIGHT, SUNS ASSHOLE WOULD BE WIDER THEN THE FUCKING ANDROMEDA GALAXY!!!! THEY WOULD RIP A FUCKING BLACK HOLE IN SUNS BUTT!!!!!
AND NOW SHUT UP AND CRAWL BACK INTO THE BASEMENT YOU FUCKING CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35674706
nigga pleaze bork laser would fuck em up
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>>35674695
>where is the zoo keeper? where is the zoo keeper?

staying the fuck out of the way of two aggressive gorillas, that's where

he ain't getting paid enough for that shit
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>>35674695
A lion would have a tough time with one of those.
Rip in peace to anyone who gets on the bad side of a gorilla
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>>35677970
Sheet, I wish the farm I used to work at had one of those.
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>>35678885

Siberian Tigers have a diet where roughly 5-10% of what they eat are bears. You're a fucking idiot.
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I heard somewhere that a gorilla has the raw power to bench a car, but lack the correct bone structure to press that way so by ratio of mass to functional strength humans would out bench a gorilla proportionally. Does anyone know if this is actually true? or did someone cuck my mind?
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>>35681092
Brock got fucked up by the gorilla in your pic fyi.
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>>35681136
nah gorillas might be strong but they're pussies. bears on the other hand are ferocious creatures of death.
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>>35681172
Wild bears scare the shit out of me
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>>35681087
>FUCKING ANONYMOUS FITNESS BOARD

It's a Tibetan pen engraving symposium. Are you sure you're okay, anon?
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The real question is: can /fit/ take on a fully-grown Jew?
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>>35681288
How many times stronger than a man are they?
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>>35679787
Such edge. Do you have to squish crickets in your palm to be able to masturbate?
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>>35681345
Who gives a shit about crickets tbf
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>>35681092

Unlike slow ass heavyweights, Mountain Gorillas can actually dodge and not be taken down by a 130 pound bjj black belt. Not to mention they have incredible bite strength.

Pic related: Ufc heavyweight
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>>35681437
crickets do, you inconsiderate poop.
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>>35681171
>>35681475
get rekt faggots. tell me when a gorilla f5's a shark
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>>35678573
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbaNRhfizsQ
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>>35681865
It's pretty cool that they do this, but why is thor in jeans?
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>>35680544
These things are fucking tough.
https://youtu.be/udGAapx7Gok
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>>35679943
that's actually impressive how little effort it was for him
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>>35675761
>they could squat like 400lbs

How on earth did they teach a fucking chimp to squat, I'm kekking my ass off here
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>>35680754
The guy had lacerations. Of course it bit him.

Just because you're a chimp fanboy doesn't mean it was playing
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Okay, this is the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time: chimp vs navy seal on a hinderbahn http://youtu.be/3wbVIgVi66k
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>>35679798
Avg male lion 190 kg x 10^12 vs the sun which is about 2x10^30 kg if i remember correctly. Sun wins by far m8
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>>35680002
howdthey find out if it was in a private chat?
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