err'body looking to fuck, why on earth would you pay for sex Edition edition
Previous edition edition >>35658351
It's less lazy to hop on the internet. If I earn £10 an hour and spend £50 on a girl that's 5 hours of work......where as a total of 10 minutes messaging a girl over the course of a day could get me countless free sex
>If you earn £10 an hour getting pussy should be the last thing on your mind.
>was just using round numbers
Does that mean you are actually making even less and you were rounding up
Point missed, since you assumed the guy paying for a prostitute worked at a fucking supermarket.
I have to work 2 to pay for what most people consider "luxury prostitutes". Know what I do? Every Friday I decide to work from home, so I just order one while I'm on the clock.
Fraud have you ever had a girl seriously look over your body rubbing your muscles and say NIIIIIIICE?
Asian qt after sex the other day was rubbing over my chest and triceps and grabbed my back and we proceeded to fuck again right after. It was great. Even for a former fat fuck after losing 140 lbs she still thinks my body is sexy regardless of the loose skin. She also complimented me on the lower abs belt thing. Dont remember what it was called
You put a lot of time into getting girls to fuck you, if you take all of them into account, including the ones who reject you.
I most likely spend less, or the same amount of time in order to get a 10/10 fuckmachine whose sole existence relies upon their blowjob skills.
Nothing is free.
>You put a lot of time into getting girls to fuck you,
I send about 5 messages a day to a chica. That's about 2 minutes work. If there is say 5 girls, that's 10 minutes work a day. You seem to work some high profile well paid job to get "luxury prostitutes" which hardly even exist.....please show a picture of a luxury prostitute, that hasn't been ducked by 10 druggies before you that day. We probably come out with the same money at the end of the month as a results and I have the nice feeling if knowing I don't have to pay for a girl
You got to be pretty lucky in the looks department to only put in 10 minutes to get a hookup going. Even then, you get flakes, girls who cum to fast, girls who won't do this or that.
I mean, knowing a girl is only fucking you because she wants to get off on your cock is a huge plus, but don't act like hiring a porn star doesn't have its benefits as well.
No one is saying capitalism fails you idiot, if you knew anything about anything you'd know with Capitalism you NEED socialism along with it, America already has tons of socialism in place and without it out country would be shit!!!
Pornstars cost quite a bit more than 50 bucks, but yeah I agree with you.
Unfortunately I get off other girls really wanting me. If not I'd totally go down that route.
Not bad in moderation. I smoke weed pretty regularly just because it's so mild, and has pretty much no real significant detrimental effects, kind of a bad idea when cutting tho desu.
I use acid and shrooms on the rare occasion, because it has a therapeutic nature when taken correctly and can be good for my mind/brain I feel.
I'd do Molly on the rare occasion as well if I could find shit that wasn't cut with all kinds of shit and didn't barely work, when I used to be able to find it like that I found it to be like the roid of social skills lel, and I truly believe some of the best nights of my life were spent on it.
Alcohol I personally don't enjoy much anymore, but in moderation it doesn't hurt
>You got to be pretty lucky in the looks department to only put in 10 minutes to get a hookup going
I suppose i am lucky in that sense a little however hitting the gym and getting a good haircut will make a good enough difference for anyone
That's true, no real loss though
>girls who cun to fast
What? You must have met some weird girls, girls can go for a lot longer than a guy and cum many more times
>don't act like hiring a prostitute doesn't have its benefits
What? Literally what benefit?
I'd kill to get my hands on some Molly just once, dude. It'd be fucking nice.
I think he's trying to say with your typical girl, you have to worry about them either being lazy, unwilling to do certain things, or just not very good at sex in general, whereas someone who's paid to fuck and be good at it would be open to a lot more, and would make it a much more pleasurable experience in some cases.
I have met some girls that came too quick though. Forced me to stop because they couldn't take anymore. These were tiny bitches tho so my average sized dick was too big for them kek
If you do you also need to watch out for the cut shit that's everywhere nowadays. I used to get it pretty pure, nowadays the last few times I've tried it I barely felt anything, and pretty much wasted my money, and it's not tolerance because I always at the very least take a few months to a year off in between rolls.
Idk maybe they'd have the good shit on the deep web but I haven't had the balls to check it out yet since Silk Road was shut down, probably will soon though
Anyone know a good market on the deep web?
molly is fucking bullshit desu. 6-8 hours of wanting to roll around in a bed with your eyes closed, in exchange for 3 days of feeling like complete and utter depressed shit.
not worth it. you sleep also turns to fuck for the next few days.
honestly, you can have the same amount of fun with beer and weed. molly's comedown is just too fucking shitty to be desireable.
>you have to worry about them either being lazy, unwilling to do certain things, or just not very good at sex in general,
Can still get off yourself though lel. If JM can get off with a plastic ass I'm pretty sure a guy can get off with a boring girl
I've literally never heard anything like this, anon. I've always heard pure molly was good shit and provided extreme social gains. Take it once a month to once every few months and go to a club after for max social gainz.
Evo, I'm gonna ask a guy I know locally if he knows of any clean shit lol. I'll keep an eye out for that cut shit tho. Haven't thought about using Molly in a long ass time lol.
yeah, this is true too. Idk I'm just not satisfied with sex if I can't get my dick sucked, fuck her raw, get it sucked again, and then either blow on her face or fuck her 'til I blow inside.
Anything else is just extremely dissatisfying to me. Might be because of years of fap/porn addiction idk or maybe just too high expectations lol.
>tfw nofap 2016 still goin' strong and haven't fucked the lady since before New Year's Eve
I'm afraid gonna kill someone when I finally unload lol
Yeah good you did. Like wtf breh
Yeah, like you also delete your browser history, because when you die they mind find out lol.
Kek, that image when they would discover that plastic ass covered in semen. Lmao
Dad would be disappointed.
used in moderation (I SAID MODERATION) they can generally be ok
alcohol is a diuretic so you're holding at least a couple pounds less water which will up definition by a good bit, also you're in your most fasted state so once you drop the cosby kids off at the pool you're going to be the lightest and slimmest you'll be all day
5-mapb is nice too
>Dad would be disappointed
hold on, lemme get ready to rip this one out
Bored in a hospital waiting room.
Since starting dead lifts several weeks ago, my posture corrected itself. I feel 1-2 inches taller.
Also upping my salt intake like crazy on tren makes me not fatigued and helps sleep. No water retention, tren dries it out fast. 8g+ sodium from pink salt a day.
>ring ring ring
>herro this is jm
>jm jm jm, i need you to come fuck me now (for money trolololol)
>no i bought a plastic pussy it's amazing
>what!!! you are sick !!!
>it cost 250 euros
>what!!!! i cant believe you!!!!
>feels good man
I had two girls at work rubbing my chest and back saying how solid it felt. Felt okay man.
Saving muh peektures
Jk she has really nice titties if you find her tumblr.
wtf. I use clomid with my nolva anytime I've had to come off :(
bruhhhhh why would you tell them lmao
these are always such great feels. 'mirin brah.
>bruhhhhh why would you tell them lmao
me and that ho were close like peas and carrots breh
i celebrated new year 2015 in her place, this is when i first fucked her raw, no pulling out, and she didnt charge for it. romance by the moonlight
it was a glorious time
a few months ago she pissed me off when i was supposed to go to a birthday party with her and she nagged my gift wasnt wrapped and it wasnt good enough and bla bla bla
and i told her fuck you i'm going home and never call me again you annoying hag!!!
i could have managed that last encounter but i sort of escalated it because i want to walk out on this bitch bullshit anyway
>ring ring ring
>herro this is jm
>jm can you come to birthday party now with me
>now? are you crazy
>if i can have free sex raw no pulling out
>sweet, i'm coming over
>buy quickly a gift for this small girls birthday, necklace and earrings
>bring also bottle of whiskey from home
>arrive at hooker place
>she complains my gift isnt wrapped
>tell her no time
>complains gift aint nice and she bought an ipad (for 3 year old child)
>complains i brought whiskey not wine as she asked
>tell her to stop nagging me
>she says maybe we shouldnt have sex
>i'm mad as fuck
>take my stuff back
>tell her to never call me again fucking bitch sm h
id like to watch you eat 8 bananna's. :)
I think Chem's bad trip that landed him in shitsville was on acid iirc.
fuckin' prostitutes get as bad as wives if you don't bust out that pimp hand to keep they're asses in check.
>ur gift sux
>that's fine i have plastic ass
so, where was I?
the unwashed silicone ass is the least of his worries, this... "man" is the child of a neurologist (or neurosurgeon who the fuck knows) and a woman from presumably an old money family
so living up to these very high standards we have a faceless office drone that hasn't even hit middle management and is right on the doorstep of 30, obsessed with his own vanity and with base greed and the most crude, vulgar displays of wealth possible
he's in rabid self-denial about going bald, had a half breed child out of wedlock with a literal african whore and then abandoned both only to pathologically fixate on the latter while ignoring the terminally ill bastard halfrican until well after he died and could use that in sad transparent attempts to garner sympathy
I'm almost completely certain he literally has no friends and no social life, but then again I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for any length of time without committing a murder/suicide
literally the only non-work social interaction he gets is with whores that I'm honestly surprised don't fucking starve to death given how mind-bendingly fuck ugly they are, I'm pretty sure more people pay them to put their clothes back on than venture their dicks near the eldritch bear-trap mouths or the cunts that I assume must flap like they've got an applause track when they walk and whistle in the breeze
I might finish this when I'm not on a phone
>but then again I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for any length of time without committing a murder/suicide
Holy shit. You should be poem writer.
This guy is insane. I just always agree with him.
If you're genetically prone to hairloss, it's going to be accelerated by just about anything you do, but tren/mast and I think winny make it worse.
willy is usually an estro/prolactin issue. Keep your levels fine, and you won't have a problem. I've never experienced 'roid-induced limp dick desu, but I haven't run tren higher than 700mg/wk or compounds like deca.
A first cycle you're going to want to do 500mg test e/c a week with dbol weeks 1-4 and 9-12 anyway. Not much worry about either of those issues on that cycle, just make sure you keep your levels good so you don't grow tits.
will read sequels
Also, you have any thoughts on stomach vacuums?
what is the real chance of perma damaging my system if i run a 500mg/ week test-e cycle for 4-6 months?
Are there any real downsides to roiding?
Assuming i only take roids to reach my genetic potential faster and do not go overboard that, will i lose any gains when i come off?
Your body should recover so long as you do PCT afterwards.
I personally wouldn't roid to get to my genetic potential and just stop but that's just me. I use for the good feels and because I want to be bigger than I could possibly be naturally.
There's always a downside to everything. You're risking hairloss if it's in your genetics (but who doesn't love the local bald badass). Lipid panel will be all fucked up on cycle so watch your bp and cholesterol and shit. Not sure if it's scientifically proven or not, and personally dgaf, but 'roiding supposedly enlarges the heart muscle too which can lead to heart damage after prolonged use. However, look at people like Arnold or Stallone who are old and still in excellent health or shape for their age (I'm looking at you Stallone). Motherfucker can go from old and saggy to shredded in the blink of an eye when he's going from role to role.
Lost gains will be minimal if you're at your genetic max and PCT properly.
tl;dr roiding has obvious health impacts, take care of your body and you shouldn't have any issues.
oh meant to say, your body will recover on its own eventually even without PCT, but you risk your gains that way, and it'll take 6+ months most likely versus a month or two on PCT.
5-mapb is the fucking tities man. Extreme euphoria, I couldn't open my eyes when peaking because of how good I felt. MDMA is much more social, I got some clean shit I start bouncing around talking to everyone when rolling. Only problem is in like last 6 months Ive rolled like 10 times. Need to take a large break so I don't lose any magic.
Them blue titties. Too bad they like nonlifting guys.
meh I don't do shit for direct core work right now anyway, if I had to do something for the tva it would probably be woodcutters with cables
danger from aas-induced left ventricular hypertrophy is incredibly overstated
there's a little fat wheezing hamster trying desperately to spin its wheel in that lumpy, misshapen skull but it keeps getting caught on the dent and grinding to a halt before a coherent thought can materialize out of the ether
if we had a microscope peering in past the dent right now it would look like two retarded kids wrestling over who got to fuck a greased up football as his two lone neurons try desperately in fits and starts to come up with something that isn't germane to sticking your dick in a silverback or obsessing over how your life is a cripplingly depressing, cruel comedy despite the desperate lies you tell yourself and everyone else so you can keep urge to step out in front of a truck at bay for another hour
Not enough to stop me. Her insta is alliejmc
I figured this. That's why I was telling him to look at all of the old fucks in hollywood that obviously roid and have for years and haven't died yet.
I realize there are dangers to roids, but I feel like those dangers are blown WAY out of proportion by politicians and the media to keep them as a controlled substance.
what flavor is blue
that's about as retarded a question as yours
>patch hat with subdued flag
jesus fuck I want to reach through my phone's fucking screen and throttle that twinky faggot
well yeah, duh
Yeah, I know. I'm a UNI student and have access to a large supply from the DNM so it was really easy for me to overindulge. I havn't seen any noticeable side effects yet but who knows. I use 5htp post rolls and that seems to help out a lot. The only time I had a bad hangover was after the 5mapb, shit sucked my soul for a day or two afterwards.
Thought i might as well share shit with yall
So i've done my second pin today, and i am not a regular fraudster. I could be called FatLifts Junior because i didnt get to 10% bf before pinning.
Anyhow i think it will be interesting to keep my shitty road of a fraudster updated here because people ask too many questions and they can just look up my posts time to time.
6'2 210lbs 2 years of experience
>1st week, no pip no pain just body aches and a slight flu
>2nd pin, got curious and pinned a bit lower from the gluteus medius. Was a bit painful and there was blood kek
Yolo, when are you becoming a dad?
btw I realize the other day a few Android people were asking me about autosaving snapchats and shit.
If you've got Android and don't know how to save shit off of instagram without screenshotting it, I've got a solution for that too.
Follow the instructions I gave for snapchat (i.e. root and install xposed)
>Goto Xposed app
>Activate and reboot
I'm browing r/DarkNetMarkets after someone posted it earlier. Still tryna figure out some reliable sources for that shit tho. It's sketchy af getting new sources for anything. I feel a lot better doing business with people I've worked with before
>tfw your roid supplier won't get into the MDMA business too
Mr Saturn's M is top notch and about $14 a g depending on how much ya order. Comes from Germany I think so it takes a couple weeks to get in but his always tests well and I've been buying from him since this summer.
>Oh my gosh, anon's never been with a girl.
Girls coming too fast is a thing. Some are fine going on straight away but others refuse to continue for a good moment which kills it all.
Interesting. i seem to be very close to your situation except im not fat.
what are you pinning? I'm thinking about pinning for the first time right now as well but im still weighing the risks.
what are your thoughts on them?
Shit, sounds boss to me. He on nucleus or what? I've got experience with the darknet just not most of the markets so idk what the fuck is out there now, especially since Silk Road (and I think Agora?) got taken down.
sust is fucking retarded and pretty much needs to be pinned ed anyway, unless you're getting pharma amps there's no fucking reason to use it over prop or test acetate if everything else is short ester
joke's on you, it's bleach with dye in it!
HAVE FUN POSTING FROM THE AFTERLIFE BIIIITCH
Yeah he's on Nucleus, middle earth, and alpha bay I'm pretty sure. They all work pretty much the same so if you have experience it shouldn't be an issue. And its so damn cheap and I much prefer it over drinking, etc for socializing. Just gotta keep it in moderation.
Lol. Cuirous, do you ever wear old deployment shirts?
care to share your stats and how long you've been liftin? I think that experience and dedication plays a big role.
I'm just doing a basic cycle but with higher amounts of test e, pinning 300ml a twice a week and training 4-5 days a week while at it.
>unless you're getting pharma amps
Imo would still be pointless. The only advantage I've felt from pharma test is there not being any pip.
Results/feeling are the same as from UGL.
>have fun posting from the afterlife
With zyzz. Whilst you're stuck here with Mastest.
Yeah, totally. I've legit had girls cum one minute into penetration starting and then refusing to continue for 5-10 minutes because they were too sensitive.
At that point I lost my erection and blue balled so obviously not in the mood anymore.
Probably how girls feel like with dudes who have premature ejaculation.
Most of the girls who tap out for a bit after cumming were the girls that took forever. At least in my experience.
Either way, it's annoying as fuck. I don't think I've ever been so close to rape in my whole life. lol
Toss em my way. Gotta give then those multiple orgasm fucks.
I've got the unit shirts sitting in a box somewhere along with the nice crye g3 combat shit, plus another 3 or 4 toughboxes full of shit that got five finger discounted
pretty much just peace of mind, that kinda shit
New to lifting, but considering cheating with MK-677 or Ostarine on an upcoming cut before resuming natty lean bulk. Definitely don't want to hop on AAS at this point, considering SARMs because they do little other than inhibit/reverse catabolism at low doses. So leaning more towards MK-677 due to link related.
Plenty of girls cum pretty quick with me. Not trying to take a jab at you, but do you have a small pecker?
It's not about them being multi or not anon.
I just stopped seeing them
Haven't personally found that connection. I think it just depends on the girl. But yes, very frustrating.
They can't even offer oral like a guy with PE could because BJs suck (hue hue hue)
>3 or 4 toughboxes
God damn, how many wubbies though?
Lol I enrolled like 2 days before classes started. Didn't get all of the courses I wanted but I dread school so much I can't help it.
small girls man. If their vagina is as tight/smallas their body would suggest, it can be a pain in the ass with an average to moderate sized dick.
I'm by no means blessed with an 8" cock, but the chick I'm speaking of could only take part of my dick, and would cum within one to three minutes tops, unless she was drunk.
As soon as she was done, that was it. No more sex until she was ready again which was always at least a half hour. Sometimes I was able to finish, sometimes I wasn't and blue balled hard. Shit pissed me the fuck off.
I was the bitch's 10th dude, and I fucked her several times a day for a couple of months, but I got tired of being blue balled eventually and she was really boring in bed. No kinky shit, and she was the type that wouldn't take her shirt off or get on top, do doggy, etc.
Some tiny girls are gonna be massive sl00tz with gaping vaginas. Some are gonna be so tight you can't fuck them well at all. Just the way it goes.
yeah, obviously that's what I ended up doing, just in a much douchier way. Nice dubs btw.
A lot to do with girth as well breh. Just saying girls who are active and ultra sloots end up cumming quick too.
Maybe try being less of a polak. I can imagine that's a moment killer, kek
Wait you can't register online?
>I look half cast
Half polak, half mongoloid.
>Like a lot of girls won't let me stick it in there pooper
Aye guys I have ran a PH cycle before when I was 19. Was fine but wanted to wait a bit before going again. I got some epi and lgd on hand but my test won't be in for a week to 2 weeks. Can I start the other two and just start pinning test asap. Kinda itching to get back into it
oh jesus do I know these feels
uh one woodland, one ucp, three multicam
one of the multis is my fav, didn't trust that bitch to hhg so I had it in my carry-on when I ets'd
I don't want to be a geardo but I really fucking want one of those crye avs plate carriers
School is gay
I *almost fugged up
Texted my coach, her husband is dean of something at the college, they got me okayed to enroll online kek
Saved my ass
It has to be enabled by an academic advisor to enroll online and I hadn't done that lol
One day I will pay for my sins
But it is not this day
I got story covered
>my family friend who I've known since our missionary days...
>he was nursing baby apes in somalia and teaching them about the Bible and the Lord Jesus christ
>suddenly negro manlets with ak47s killed him and his ape bible class
>his family request he be buried in somalia
>so we had to go to somalia
>at the hotel there was a huge mix up
>the gorilla at the front desk mistook me for John Cena
>apparently they hate him there... who doesnt? Am I right?
>long story short I was there for over a month wrestling apes for my freedom
>I am now the champion of somalia
Air tight. Try to let them stop you cheerbro
No this was a seperate incident, I believe he got something labeled as "5mapb" but was really something else, ended up sending him and nat to the hospital almost killing them and he lost all his gains
I wonder what BTFO he'll dedicate towards me when it happens
Something mean like otter mode misogyny D:
hope your doing better today cheer bro. Last time we talked you said you were having a tough day.
extra cutie attached just for you :)
oh and i made that cutie cumm over and over again just for you
>He still hasn't learned Netflix n chill is litetally free kek
Isn't it like 10 bucks a month, you lier.
My dick smells weird from time to time. Yea a good shower and washing works wonders. Get your grooming techniques on point fellow anon,
This goes for everyone groom pluck your nose hairs, clean your ears and wash your dicks and ass holes, How do you expect your qt boy friends to lick your butthole when its dirty>??
>something something afluenza
>something something directionless
>something something emotionally distant something forever alone.
Plus all that time on tinder. I mean, time is money man.
do I come to your place of business, slap the crack rock out of your hand, and lecture you about how to suck dick?
but for realsies that is truly one of my lesser works, all I can say is phone posting is not conducive to rhapsodizing on all of quasi-dent-o's finer qualities like I'm writing the next great american novel
well when I get softballed something like that I can't be blamed for not resisting the urge to swing for the fucking hills, now can I?
Glad to hear bro. You doing school this semester?
>do I come to your place of business, slap the crack rock out of your hand, and lecture you about how to suck dick?
Fucking kek. Brick is on a roll today, 10/10
There's always illegal movies and chill you broke fuck
phone isnt as good for stories. That's why my story for cheerbro was so short. I admire your dedication to jm stories. It was good.
Oh yeah. Just got enrolled a couple minutes ago. Hopefully my Pell grant comes soon so I can buy more rons and pins cause I've got ~6wks left of my current supply. Thinking about getting 10x test and a couple tren for shits and giggles. Maybe some more dbol cause I loved dbol
Damnit, I wasn't planning on spending any money on recs, half the thread's been talking them up.
I blame this 5-MAPB order on you, /fraud/.
oh shit, never heard about that one.
I'm just glad he got as light a sentencing as he did for the shit he got in trouble for.
mine does too after a few hours without washing it, but it's because it's pierced and my body still hasn't fully adjusted to the foreign metal within.
not when it's their netflix account
legacy of a misspent youth
I'd be a writer if I wanted to have a visible aura of smug unearned superiority like a cloud of fine micronized shit particles, or if I wanted to die alone in abject poverty after spending my life savings on starbucks and a macbook
placebo effects sure do work in mysterious ways
Yo is there actually any risk involved with 5mapb if you're not doing 350+ megadoses? Has anyone here actually had a bad experience?
Chem had his contaminated with super heroin so it doesn't count
Zyzz had heart problems pre-roid and died because of his own stupidity.
Not sure if he was on DNP when he died, but he'd severely damaged his already fucked up heart from years of drug abuse (i.e. cocaine) from his teenage years all the way up until his death.
When his heart finally gave out, he was fucked up on coke and in a Sauna.
Running DNP with trt doses of test isn't going to make you explode.
>RIP Zyzz, stay shredded brah
dose short esters every day fuckstick, unless you like hormonal rollercoasters
you know that aphorism, don't quit your day job?
you're fucking retarded and I don't have the patience or keyboard to explain exactly where you rank in the windowlicker cooperstown
cruising won't kill you. It's literally not much more than normal test levels. I honestly would never run DNP without some form of test simply because I want to preserve as much muscle as possible. I'm sure most here agree.
fak. I fell into a trap
The transformation is almost complete
>start being helpful trip
>realize people are retards
>be helpful while reminding people they're retarded
>then realize people are beyond help
>then shit post
I think to a small degree, but if you're on DNP you should also be eating at a deficit.
And if your body runs out of carbs, it starts to burn fat/muscle in order to keep sustaining itself so I wouldn't take my chances.
I get that you're going to lose some gains regardless. I just would rather minimize it as much as possible, plus I'm a BnCer anyway.
If you're big and don't mind being labeled a douche, there's always tribal.
I went with a tribal sleeve simply because it looks good on top of a muscular arm, and Idgaf if people think I look like a douche 'cause more than likely they're right. kek
Skulls are way over used, but look good depending on placement and whether anything is tied into them. I have one blended into my tribal sleeve making it an extra douchey yet aesthetically pleasing tatt.
little column a, little column b...
right sleeve (half, for now) is going to be an armor piece with a crest on the shoulder, trying to find a way to fit 'ultima ratio regum' in the design
back piece I'm thinking art nouveau valkyrie carrying a dead warrior superimposed over yggdrasil, like a big piece maybe majority of my upper back
left sleeve is still vague but I'm thinking more natural/raw/animalistic to balance the more structured, defined humanity of the right
>inb4 small af
You'll notice there was a small part that wasn't completely filled in yet towards my front delt.
It also extends to my chest, and the skull is on the inside of the bicep. This pic was pre-skull tho.
I've had more work done since this pic, but it's still not finished. This was also prior to me totaling out my truck, so I'm a little smaller than I was here, especially being flat on DNP right now lol. I think I'm only about 10lbs off from that pic tho.
Pretty much same things if competing.
Forearms are great. You can either get something simple or go for a sleeve.
I wouldn't recommend going with whole arm.
These are simple tats.
If you're going to go big because youre a god damn rockstar then fuck it cover chest arms and neck and backs of your hands.
Stay away from stomach and face.
Thought on running 60mg Ed ralox with adrol? I've read a lot about people getting gyno from adrol directing stimulant estro receptors and that shit happened to my gym bro even though he was on Asin. Never tried adrol before but dying to give it a go.
Yeah, I always feel small af when I look into a mirror, but for some reason when I go back and look at pictures I feel like I look bigger.
I'd been on for about a year at that point. Pretty sure that picture was late last year. Idk, my memory is absolute shit. People have always suspected me of 'roid use tho. My friends and senpai know, but I deny it to anyone else just because.
Thanks for the compliments though. Definitely appreciate it. It's something to consider as long as you don't mind stereotypes and have medium to large arms.
avoid tatts unless you're black but only just a little.
lel told you, douchebag stereotype
lmao. thanks bro. I look like shit rn. Most people don't like tribal, and I can understand why. Took fucking 12 hours for this unfinished shit that pretty much labels me a douchebag before I even introduce myself.
I like the look of it on a big arms desu.
am i a meme now
thanks my nigga.
most people say that, but honestly, once you get something that looks aesthetic to you you dgaf anymore. Tattoos are just another form of art. Shit hurts though, so whatever you get make sure it's worth it. This shit was 12 hours so far and it's barely half finished.
They aren't for everyone. Thanks though.
Thanks man. I honestly didn't think I was that thick, but I will agree with the rear delts comment. I honestly don't know how I got them to the point they're at, but I get asked that more than anything.
I'll just say rear delt cable flyes are the shit.
Honestly, tribal looks good to me on anyone that works out consistently and has some size. That's just my opinion though.
Plus the whole douchebag stigma amuses me, and for some reason, chicks love my ink. Plus it's easy to break the ice with a new girl if you make some kind of joke about your "douchebag" ink. You'd be surprised how many girls that's worked on. Something about being able to make jokes about yourself with a girl just makes them think you're that much more confident.
Idk how tf that works.
Tatts are so mainstream now that edgy faggots are starting with neck tattoos.
>No roiding for this comments
>You look good comments
Mods be also nice plz
I'am innocent. I cannot evade the ban, if iam not banned.
Your tris are leagues past mine too. I haven't been able to get mine to grow for a while, elbow tendonitis really hinders it for me. You focus on strength training or you just in it for the looks? What's your routine look like? (Brief outline)
Never used tren. Dbol gave mad strength gains and great pumps and lots of energy at the gym. 10 vials of test is what I meant. I live at home while I'm going to college right now cause its 15 mins away from my house and I get free food here
Sorry for late reply, at the gym rn
I like tatts but why do poeple love to get those cheap as fuck tatts? come on it's your body.
Girls generally love tattoos especially church sluts lol
You'd have to have a tattoo of something super gay like sponge bob and Mickey mouse before bitches shut you down.
downside or upside they're slut magnets
Halfway isn't too bad man, I've spent a good amount of time in them. There's usually a good amount of bros into lifting there and it's not too hard to get recovery pussy. Just follow the rules and keep your head down and you'll feel a shit ton better when you get out.
hell you really can't even see mine in that picture. My right arm they stand out much better. I'm not sure if it's because of the ink on my left or what. I've always thought my left side looked like shit tho.
I was training for strength (madcow) in this picture. Lately it's been brosplits because my current lady/future ex has been working out with me, but we're about to have to switch to a 3day/wk schedule so I'm going to go back to strength training on madcow and possibly use the days I'm supposed to be off for some accessory work like latts/traps/delts/tris/bis. I'd probably be fine just doing madcow the way it's supposed to be done, but I have to be in the gym more than just 3 days a week or I'll probably goto jail for murder. It's the only thing that keeps me sane.
I wanna go back to 2 a days, but no time yet.
you look good bro, no homo. You definitely have more definition with your arms than I do (can't put down the fast food). Add some more mass, and you'd look hella shredded.
fucking hell dude. don't kill yourself lol.
exactly. Extreme Christian girls end up being the most hardcore sluts if you can break beyond the barriers they try and put up. Most chicks will eat up any kind of tattoo, too.
Bonus points if you've got a pierced dick. No idea why that shit turns them on so much, but the first question after you bring it up is always, "Can I see it? How bad did it hurt"
BAM. Nailed it.
she probably started with just one and got carried away
>Shit hurts though
You sound like a bitch. lol
It's on one of the meatiest parts of your body, I'm afraid what it's going to feel like when I get my ribs done.
I think your dicks broken. Time to up the ai.
This is the main reason I haven't gotten another one. My last tattoo place was boss, but they closed shop and moved out of state.
Haven't had the time/inclination to hunt for another quality tattoo artist.
Yes but he said his ban was up when he posted with that trip again. Aka some mod saw him thinking his ban wasn't up and perma banned him
Or you know his ban wasn't up and it was a deserved ban
Ribs are the worst, but meat isn't a cakewalk either. Felt like I was being sliced open by a hot knife, but I keep going back for more lol.
To be fair though, the guy that did this also tried to drill for oil in my forearm and scarred me up pretty badly, so I kinda think he does his tatts way too deep, hence the pain I felt.
Chest was way worse, especially around my nipple 'cause I had some fairly bad gyno at the time. It's dried up since then.
Thanks for calling me a bitch tho :(
No problem brah. If you don't know how to save from instagram, ctrl + f the thread 'cause I posted two ways up top earlier.
I use the first one personally. Any questions just lemme know.
No, they unbanned me. Right after that, i posted something again with my trip on the same pc. After that i got banned for ban evasion.
I dunno why. How can i evade the ban if i post with the same trip that was banned?
Story of my trip life.
Except I shit posted from the start as well, but at least I helped at that time too.
fuark. Those Lu Rows look a little complicated. Too bad there are literally like TWO WHOLE VIDEOS on youtube showing the exercise and neither of them are easy to see.
jerry pls go
I need to do a cycle to get back to where I was a month or two previous. I exteneded the Tribal down because no one had it that far at the time. I was working as a bouncer on the weekends and kinda wanted the potential psycho "Don't fuck with me" look.haha
stay jelly fgt
>tfw you can see it through tight shirts
remember your icecream cone face tattoo
Yeah, I feel you. For some reason tribal does give the impression you're more of a badass than you really are.
I really want to fucking blast ASAP, but I can't be fucked to buy 16 vials of tren and 6 vials of prop right now plus all the damn ancillaries.
I've been off for so long and just feel miserable because of it. I ended up getting back on cruise doses about a month ago. Have to play it safe because unless shit goes really well with my current job I'm supposed to be leaving for the Navy in May.
Gotta pass a drug test in the unlikely event I'm the 1/1000 that gets hit with a full ten panel, and knowing my luck, I will be.
I do like that tatt tho. Arms and chest look solid in that pic too. My chest is lagging like hell. Only looks large when I have a pump. :^[
Lmao well I just majorly fucked things with this girl.
>texts me that she's actually not interested despite what she said yesterday
>tries explaining herself
>would feel weird about things especially since I still live with my ex
>becomes apparent she actually still has feelings for her ex
>not thinking "don't worry about it my ex is fuckijg your ex"
>my ex is fucking her ex
>apparently that hit her hard this girl is pissed beyond belief now
I fucked that one hard
shit bro, that does sound bad. Hope it heals up pretty soon. Shit hit some solid mass with the test/deca combo tho.
lmao I'd have loved to see a reaction. Probably looked like she got a literal slap to the face.
yeah, what pleb said lol
>despite what she said yesterday
Gets to me too. They're quite literally a day to day thing. Whatever they say in one 12 hour period does not apply to the next.
Still get rustled by it albeit all my efforts.
in what order?
shifted from natty texas method / 531 to what has become basically a brosplit because of lagging arms.
still moving heavy weight, though. nevertheless, looking for something high volume that focuses on compounds for dat der overall mass
I should've seen the writing on the wall. She kept drawin comparisons between her ex and I. I told her to stop that shit and it was annoying as fuck. Didn't even think to analyze why she might have been doing that.
Just got off the phone sorry
Upper arm shoulder and chest
There's beauty in simplicity
Only go big if you have a fantastic artist
that's what I've been doing. something like:
heavy incline DB bench
medium weight DB flies
lower weight / more reps assistance
tricep work or some shit (plus a separate arms day)
not the same feel as squatting, benching, and cleaning on the same day though