Who /mischief/ here?
>Only person in the gym
>Start curling in the squat rack because I can
>i spit into my family's nonvegan food
Curls in the squat rack are actually the shit. The bar you start with is already 45lbs and you can increase weight better each work out. Those straight bars are 10lb jumps and a curl bar is a jangly fuck that needs clips
>only a few people in the gym
>don't re-rack my weights
This is all probably more creepy, but...
>Lip sync with what's on my Ipod and make long eye contact with people
>Always moonwalk out of the gym
>Always whisper if someone feels the need to talk to me.
>Always overtighten the safety screw on the decline bench
Ohp is better than the squat in every way.
>real world strength
>works chest and traps and core
Squat - get a big ass even when weak at lift, pretty much pointless to do after 315x5, legs will start to look bulky and weird