>sit on my ass all day every day >eat to my fill every

>>35660998
calculate how many calories you consume every day.
add more calories until you reach the point where you are no longer skelly.

if you can't make yourself eat more, drink them. Milk has lots of kcal and protein

>>35661022
got any tips for easily calculating calorie intake?

It sounds like a pain to look everything up

>>35661022
>>35661036

It sounds like a pain to look everything up and/or measure everything*

>>35661036
measure what you eat, look at the back of the box, do simple math.

Calculating calories or living as a skelly, whats the bigger pain?

>>35660998
you aren't real

>>35661113
You're right anon, I'm just trying to come up with excuses

Just eat you little faggot. I gained two pounds yesterday just because i went to olive garden for dinner

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>>35661232
It always seems harder than that, idk

I try eating a lot for a week and see no progress except the added weight of what's in my stomach at the time.

I admit I don't always eat a lot, but I'm starting to think I might have some kind of condition

>>35660998
sorry to steal thread for a second but I'm also curious to know how to fat and what's a safe weight to work out because I'm concern of burning remaining fat. I'm 5'5 at 88 pounds and definitely skeleton mayor.

>>35661240
WORK HAS SET YOU FREE

>>35661240
It was a hit and run the whole time.

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>>35661357
I don't get it

Your fill < Caloric excess

>>35660998
You aren't 5%. The only way to be 5% is to use drugs or starve to literal Auschwitz levels. You're more like 8-11%.

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>>35661420
All machines say 5%, and it used to be too low for those machines to even measure

>>35661486
Those forearm gains. Damn anon

>>35661486
literal Auschwitz levels confirmed. >>35661420

>>35661486
post butt

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>>35661601
If I look muscular it's just an illusion caused by low bodyfat

I tried lifting recently but I was dependent on my roommate to get to the gym and he stopped going. I have no other use for a car so I've never wanted one

Other than that I've never exercised at all

>>35661716
Use public transport, ride a bike, walk. If you're old enough to not require parental supervision you aren't dependent on others for transport.

>>35661716
You get hungry by excercising. Turn off the computer, go out for a walk, and if you reach the monkeybars try to do some pull ups. Also take time for some push ups, squats and dips. Do more than 3 sets of each.

You'll feel sore next day, but you'll do exactly the same, and so on for a week. After that, you body will have conditioned itself for work out and you will begin to work out with actual weights, and during that conditioning week your appetite will open up.

>>35661773
I've always wondered, is the hunger caused by exercise enough to compensate for the calories lost?

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>>35661716
KEEP EATING ANON. LETS LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>>35661837
actually I just made a rice thing which is 675 calories

Earlier today I had two fried chicken thighs and a waffle, and later tonight I'll probably have at least a bowl of ice cream. I also had two glasses of sweat tea total

I know it's not much but that's how much I normally eat in a day and you'd think it would be enough

>>35661875
have you tried adding nuts into the mix. shit like salted almonds or honey coated peanuts are pretty high in calories.

>>35661822
If you eat a proper large meal after a workout, you should have consumed a surplus of calories.

Post workout time period is most important to cement gains by eating.

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>>35661875
>Earlier today I had two fried chicken thighs and a waffle, and later tonight I'll probably have at least a bowl of ice cream. I also had two glasses of sweat tea total
wow anon, a whole waffle? a whole bowl???
you are as typical a skelly as they come anon

>>35660998
SS+GOMAD, bitch

>>35661923
>I know it's not much
>made fun of me anyway
why man

>>35662003
That's just how we show our affection

>>35661240
>ripped as fuck
>hurrhurr I'm a skelly guys
epic.

>>35662003
>eat to my fill every day


skellingtons always say they eat tons of junk food without really saying how much they eat.
it perpetuates the myth that some people have really fast metabolisms and fatties use that as an excuse to eat ten jars of peanut butter a day.

>>35661914
I don't like many nuts but I have tried snacking on salted cashews. They're pretty expensive but I would buy them if I had a solid plan to gain weight

>>35662038

see >>35661875

>>35662115
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
M A C R O S

>>35661022
Download myfitnesspal app on your smartphone. That shit is godsend

GOMAD

>>35661240
Spoopy

>>35661301
>88 pounds
wat
Are you Mr Burns?

>>35661240
thank you mr skeltal

>>35661716
You look borderline emaciated

>>35661240
PEANUT BUTTER
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>>35662243
I just measured and that's what it said, scale barely on 90 pounds, what do?

>>35662171
>>35662194
I'm looking into it, looks very useful

Thanks anons

>>35661267
Damn dude, your body type is almost just like mine. Last January I was 120 5'11", now 140 6'. Took my like 8 months to gain 8 more lbs by just by eating but then gained 12 in 4 months once I started lifting. I'm still auschwits tier but It's not impossible

>>35661716
Holy crap I have literally the exact same body as you, right down to the bacne

>>35662638
I'm going to start tracking calories. I'm setting a goal of 2500 a day because that's what myfitnesspal says

It also says I'll gain 1 pound a week so we'll see

>>35661240
That's not 5% bodyfat

>>35663923
That's what 5% looks like when you have zero muscle.

>>35661267
>some type of condition
No. I mean, most likely not. The next couple of days eat as you would normally do and track your calories to see how much you're eating, you'll be surprised

>>35661486
Machines that measure bf are absolutely unreliable, you need a caliper or other specific tests to get a good estimate

>>35661240
JEDEM DAS SEINE

>>35661301
Wtf. Now listen to me and do this:
Calculate your TDEE (google it, it's easy), it's the amount of calories youneed per day
Eat above that figure (like 200-300 kcal more, so if it's 2000 kcals you eat 2300 kcals)
Try to eat 0.8g of poteins per pound of bodyweight (so in your case about 70 g per day), the rest will be carbs and fats (~0.5g of fats per pound of bodyweight)
Lift weights (read the sticky for that)

You HAVE to count your calories, trust me, and even if it seems hard or boring it's actually very simple and will become natural. Eat healthy foods and go for foods with high kcal content (like peanut butter). You won't be able to eat above your TDEE at first, but try to progress toeard that.
Also, read the sticky because it has a lot of valuable informations

>>35661716
natty?

>>35661392
He is referencing the machinist

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>>35661301
5'5 skeleton

>>35660998
If you don't know your macros, or raw kcal counts, you have no right to even question
Read the sticky
Ignorance is the enemy here for you bb
We're all gonna make it

>>35661875
quick googlin shows that to be barely 2k calories a day.

>i eat a lot but cant get fat!
every skelly ever....

"I eat like a beast but dont gain any weight! Here's my yesterday's diet:
Breakfast: a whole BOWL of cereal w/ fat free milk and an apple

Lunch:
2 potatoes and some veggies at school canteen. A glass of milk

Snack:
A can of coke light

Dinner:
HUGE 120g steak, 1 tablespoon of rice

Evening meal:
Skipped because felt so full from the steak. Drank some oj though."

-every skellington ever