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>Thinking about donating sperm to spread my seed
>look up local bank
>check requirements

>We're searching for any type of spermdonors over 170cm
>over 170cm
>170cm

when will they learn
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>>35653380
How tall is that in a real system of measurement
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>>35653389
170cm.
Metric is the only real system of measure.
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>>35653389
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>>35653389
About 10.76 iPhone6's tall
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>>35653380
whooo I made it, by one inch!
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>>35653435
The real question that we all want to know, is how many plates that is
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>>35653465
Dinner plates? Probably 4.25
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>>35653483
What? No, 45s you dingus
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>>35653510
Oh sorry, I don't know at my local planet fitness we don't have free weights. So my best unit would be pizza boxes, so probably 4.76
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>>35653419
>imperial system
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>>35653380
>tfw I was made from donor sperm
>tfe have naturally big arms, I lift a little and everyone stsrts complimenting me
>am 6'2

T-thanks mysterious wank man
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>>35653380
>Dfn 185 cm hoj
Hvordan går det dernede lillemand?
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fuck you manlets

that child needs every advantage he/she can get
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>>35653791
>Donated my masterrace sperm
>I know of at least 4 women who have had my kids

S-Son?
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>I'm right at the cut off point

AWW YEEE
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>>35653380

>Wichtig ist, dass Sie keine körperlichen Leiden und Beeinträchtigungen haben.
>It's important that you don't suffer of any kind of impairment.

Well yeah, they practically say you have to be over 175cm.
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>>35653380
Weird
How come in USA that is a manlet land the cut-off is 5'10?
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>>35653866
Because swedes don't want to miss out on any African manlet semen
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>>35653879
KEK
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>>35653812
jeg er 165 asian, har du nogen anelse om mine smerter
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>>35653834
Im in denmark :l
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Im 175cm!

Wew. Who wants my seed?
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>>35653380
If you donate without being anonymous, will you in any way ever be liable for the child?

The text says that children will have access to your identity after they turn 18, which seems harmless. But is there any way you could be sued or fucked over or does the contract prevent it 100%?
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>>35653380
Never.
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>>35653935
...me too
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>>35654164
In every state in the US, you are absolved of any responsibility when you donate sperm. Otherwise no one would do it.
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>>35653759

>not measuring your height to 8 decimal places

That extra 64th of an inch makes all the difference anon
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>>35654219
where can i find more of this little rascal
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>>35654244
Well this is getting quite awkward.. :l
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>>35653834
>35653935
>>>35653791
Can they sue you for alimony?
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>friend is 6'2"
>professor at a university
>got a significant premium to donate sperm
>we're all having drinks one evening and his live-in girlfriend asks him about a letter from the facility since she didn't know
>he tells her he just masturbated til his student loans were gone
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>>35654273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaXm1yuJ_Gw
On his youtube channel and twütter.
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>>35654484
>>he tells her he just masturbated til his student loans were gone

forty keks. That's fantastic. In addition, there's nothing to lose:
1) get paid to fap
2) spread your seed in the world
3) pay off debt
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