Who here backyard chickens master race?
Your eggs can't go more organic than that.
>pic related one of my chickens
We used to have one in my grandparents place. It was alone though and I was a kid so didn't care about nutrition.
It ended up being soup for the whole family during Easter. Was delicious and tought me that things that have a beginning always have an end.
>have chickens sleeping in coop
>one night hear chicken freaking out
>"fuck me chicken on chicken homicide" i think going outside
>see chicken with spine sticking out
>"i'm sorry pretty girl" club and begin plucking for breakfast
>hear another chicken freaking out
>wtf that isn't right
>go outside with paddywhacker
>another chicken with spine sticking out
>kill last chicken and toss over fence
fuck fucking raccoons man
Backyard pigs reporting in
>mfw 300 pounds of pork ham and bacon for a couple hundred dollars worth of grain
It was a hen that looked like it was orgasming. It was laid on a kitchen counter, on its side, whilst a naked man, knelt down to the height of the counter, was licking the vagina of the hen. It looked like it was enjoying it. I was honestly expecting it to be gore because it was on its side and thought its head would get chopped off, but that? It cannot be unseen.
Small chicken farmer here. Depending on the cycle we can have 100k birds on the farm at once.
Anyway, it's a good idea but learn what to feed them, it can be really important
They are ultra retarded and eat everything you throw on the ground.
I used to feed my grandparent's chickens everything I could think of. Fuckers wouldn't hesitate a sec; they gathered and peddled through everything, even their own kind