>outdoor activities >show them media that will get them excited and motivated about physical activity for themselves >lots of spiders >sign them up for a sport of their choice >keep the sugar low but make sure they eat much better than I did
>>35651628 Vegetarian is good, because you at least have good protein sources. Vegan is not good b/c of a high reliance on soy products. Glad you won't be like those fucks who accidentally killed their babby with a lack of vitamins
>>35651552 2-6 kid is doing mad calisthenics , swimming 6-10 calisthenics and gymnastics paired with agility drills and simple weightlifting, swimming 10-14(or puberty onset) encourage sports, calisthenics here and there to maintain stabilizers and moving into compound exercises, swimming 14ish-18 compound ex, calisthenics and functional fitness (flipping tires, carrying bales of hay or some shit), swimming I'm pretty active myself so I'll bring the kid to innawoods and show the kid how to build a fire and fish. Reading was a big thing for me growing up, so there would probably be a lot of that too.
>>35651552 I'd rather not spend tens of thousands of my money on some little pissing shitting shit that will waste my time and never be accomplished as I am/will be . By doing such I also am not being a fucking neanderthal like the rest of you/earth and overpopulate this shithole even more
>>35651552 I could say a lot of illusionary stuff like >No TV ever >No white sugar >No soda >Clean food >No expensive shit etc, but in the end I make up my mind as I go. I kind of trust that I will become a complete enough person to live my ideals so that my child imitates them naturally. Really, the worst parents in my experience are those who think they can somehow learn how to be a good parent by reading about it and talking to educators and whatnot. The kids of those parents are the most fucked up ones, because they sense the hypocrisy of their whole upbringing. The only way to teach your child to be a good person is to be a good person.
>>35651552 >private school filled primarily with white students and male instructors >minimalist shoes so their little feet don't get messed up and weak >no processed foods or added sugar ever >lots of grass-fed meat
single dad reporting in, my daughter's 6. here's what we do:
>limit fried foods, soda, and candy >outdoors activities (riding bike, walking dog, playing soccer, swimming, etc) >expose her to yoga and calisthenics early so she'll want to do it when she's older >be a good person and set good examples bc kids do as you do not as you say
her ratchet mom introduced her to some bad habits like binge watching Netflix and dressing like shit but that'll rub off when she gets older
>>35652933 Basically this plus I don't want to directly force them to do anything if I don't have to. I want to make them want to. Basically I'm going to have a propaganda system inspired by goebells where sports and learning are promoted as number one and don't let other children influence your interests. Forcing them to do everything works well until they go to school and friends influence them. You gotta put the idea in their heads that their ultimate goal in life is to be the best human specimen they can be and to be successful and that idleness is for the weak. But basically for boys Birth to age 2: Breastfeeding Learning to walk asap Socializing Age 2 to age 4: Not much TV, lots of moving around, squatting Socializing Age 5 to 7: Starting basic calisthenics shit, make sure he is eating a good amount Make sure he has friends Make sure he is using the computer and isn't tech illiterate Age 7 to 10: Calisthenics programming getting more advanced, enter him in track in field for jumping and 100m dash Make sure he has friends Start math tutoring Age 11 to 13: Start doing track and field throwing Make sure he is hanging out with friends and maybe girls More math tutoring Age 14 to 16: Start lifting heavy Make sure he is hanging out with girls Start him in football Should be starting to learn calculus around here Age 17 to 19: If you did your job right your son should be getting scholarships for Athletics and academics and have a good social life.
>>35653388 Basically what every father with a son that turned to shit thought as well. You haven't figured out anything that people haven't figured out before you. The truth is, you mostly get the son that comes out of your the vagina of the woman you impregnated. You can't always be there for him and chances are he'll pick up shit you don't like. He may come home one day telling you he's gay, he may be completely ignorant to the things that interest you and he may be just plain stupid. The only real option you have is whether you are a cunt about it or not.
>>35653526 >Teach them not to be gullible and have a healthy degree of skepticism >Dad, you told me to be skeptical and I really doubt that I'm unhealthy, cause these studies clearly show that my health is absolutely not significantly correlated to my weight!
Your kid going to deeply despise your micromanaging helicopter-parenting ass with an awe-inspiring passion. Your kid is going to drop out and cut all ties with you. Your kid is going to do drugs. A lot of drugs.
And the kid becoming a vagabond and riding off into sunset is the best-case scenario you can hope for. It's either that, or he sticks around and bites his tongue, and everyone acts totally shocked when "a good kid who had everything going for him" abruptly commits suicide in his late teens or early twenties.
>>35653711 Sure m8, just know that with an attitude like yours, parenting will be a very very frustrating endeavour, I guarantee you that. Raising a kid is more often than not like kicking a ball off the summit of the Mount Everest and hoping it'll come down exactly where you intend.
>>35651552 when they are young: >minimal tv and no videogames by themselves, instead me and their dad will play with them (lego, drawing, multiplayer videogames, nerf gun battles, etc) >play lots of outdoor activities so they assciate exercise with fun >take them to the park on as many weekends as possible and ride bikes together as a family >take them to swimming lessons and judo once a week
when older (teens) >teach them to cook >get them a gym membership >encourage weekly activities/lessons of their choice to build their character and personality
it goes without saying that we wont sugary foods at home and all meals will be nutritious and home-cooked
>>35651552 Don't buy fucking fruit snacks. Don't do it. I swear to god, I went to visit my 3-7 year old nephews last year and they kept begging me to help them get the fruit snacks off the top of the fridge.
>>35654570 smart people always doubt religion if you let them go to school, because the real world and the bible contradict eachother. If you wan't to brainwash your kid with fantasies from long-lost tribes of desert savages, just make sure to home-school them. Problem solved.
>>35651552 you guys dont realize that whe you completly remove things like sugar, tv, viedo games, and all that shit, your kids will be exposed to that while being outside and will litterally stuff their face in that to compansate for the strckness of your education
>>35654687 There are many people out there that can manage both a career and family, actually by far most successful people worth mentioning seem to have managed that.
Plus, yes, compromising your career for having lasting meaning in your life is something many people consider worth it. Joining the grand scheme of life is something beautiful. If you don't see it, there's obviously something wrong with you, so don't call sane people idiots for being sane. Still, do whatever you want, just make sure to kill yourself once your career is stagnating and your existence therefore irrelevant.
>>35654714 fuckin' this. i think you have to be subtle with it. cook food that actually tastes good -- my mom always moped about us not eating her vegetables, but that's because she wasn't very good at cooking them.
also, really important: you can't just throw a kid outside and tell them to run around, or throw them into soccer practice. that CAN work, but to really make them active, you gotta go out with them. make it so your together time means going outside and being active, so they'll be excited to do it -- eventually, they'll just do it on their own.
>Soda every day >Cake for weekends >being gay is okay >why study maths? it's hard >accept your feelings >broccoli is ugly >green is the color of sickness >pizza is good! >People who lift are ugly >either way, they're all roided up and mad
>>35654804 >I can have my cake and eat it too! Nope sorry, either you neglect your kid and work all day and advance yourself and he becomes a serial killer/drug addict, or you spend quality time with your kid and never become your boss's boss's boss or work a successful business.
>>35654860 >What are compromises? Answer: Compromises are literally the key to happiness in life. Only if you drop your childish black/white views on things you can feel satisfied with your achievements.
Will cutting back on your career a little bit to spend time with your family get you less money? Maybe. Will spending the last decades of your life with a loving family make you happier than the money could possibly make you? Certainly.
But you are probably just some 16 yo edgelord that doesn't understand jackshit about life, so why am I even bothering with this.
>healthy food >plenty of physical activities >encourage them to read >teach them responsibility and kindness >not too much TV >make them read the sticky >no human contact other than me for the first 18 years, so they don't get corrupted
>>35654714 Don't worry, most of these people either won't have kids, will mature and realize how foolish they sound by the time they do have kids, or won't have the willpower to enforce their naive plans on their children anyway.
>>35651552 They gonna lift, run and do qi gong. I'm gonna teach them to cook and have practical skills like how to pay the bills, how to shake a nigger down for the money owed to them, how to fight, how to murder animals and feast on their flesh, and how to start society from the ground up. Basically I'll be making little pimpin' jesuses.
>>35655241 >>35655347 The idea of "race" is a giant meme. Ethnicity is a thing rooted in reality, but the fact that you can look at someone and determine their "race" is antiquated pseudo-scientific garbage which is more of a social construct than anything
Is it unusual that I am planning on keeping my kid a virgin until he is at least 26? Because that is when I lost my virginity and I consider myself a perfectly balanced person.
I am going to control his life narrative using the subtle method of birthday gifts. I am already planning what to buy him as his main gift for his first 26 birthdays to 'send a message' through his subconscious that will manipulate him
>Birthdays 1-5 I will buy him ONE action man, and before each corresponding birthday, steal his other action men so they never have any friends to play with getting him used to the idea
>Birthdays 6-10 As he starts to meet new people I will buy him an old games console each year with single player games only, so he has to play alone to get the classic games
>Birthdays 11 and 12 Obviously this is the pre-teen stage. Difficult as he will be getting ready to move to a new school. I will make sure I buy him intentionally stinky body sprays so he gets a reputation of smelling like shit and none of his old female friends want to stay his friend and have NO nostalgia for him
>Birthdays 13-16 The teenage years and when he will most be into women, the key development in his life. On each birthday I will buy him stuff that is autistic, like a telescope, train set etc so he develops abnormal hobbies and gets alienated
>Birthdays 17-21 He is 'becoming an adult' and will hopefully be going to college in this time. I'll just buy him more of the stuff from before but more expensive, so a huge viewfinder telescope, expensive trains. This will guilt him into continuing his hobbies and not trying to get women
>Birthdays 22-25 He'll be living back with me in this time. I'll buy him holidays to go on with me so we can bond and he likes me enough to live at home so I can track him
>Birthday 26 Condoms. I'll get him into fitness around this time.
>healthy diet >no candy, chips/popcorn etc is okay >introduce to sports >make sure TV and cartoons inspire to do great things, such as Pokemon which inspires to be "the very best" >get a waifu with good genes then pick best sperm/egg combination like they do in China to get ubermensch children >inspire learning and reading
>home cooked healthy meals most of the time, but still some room for occasional sweets >will not be pressured into sports, but will have to be active at least 30 minutes a day >family bike rides when old enough >will allowed to play vidya, but in moderation, only one hour on school nights, after home work >introduce them to all of the cartoons I loved, watch the new ones with them too >teach them too cook, and fix things at an early age >if they ever start too get chubby or under weight, keep a closer eye on their diet >plenty of dogs
I don't want to be super controlling with them, I just want them to be healthy and happy desu, with the skills to support themselves as adults. They don't have to become swole.
Away from my mother. She's an alcoholic who likes to hang around losers 20 years younger than her. She's a good business woman with a great work ethic but as soon as it comes down to personal responsibility, keeping her word or maintaining boundaries of any kind, she's frankly defective. Outright fucked in the head, weak and childish.
I love her but seriously, I don't want my kid to suffer the lack of stability and values I suffered growing up.
Also, I'll force him to do squats, push ups and burpees. Probably make him wrestle too.
My wife and I are going to start working on our first after I finish 3 years at my current company. We plan on getting a house and the first thing I want to build is a home gym.
I just want to make sure neither one of us get complacent; nothing could be worse than providing an environment that tells my kids its okay to be average. Consistency, discipline, focus, triple threat!
I also hope my kids look more like my wife than myself. Its not that I'm ugly, she's just gorgeous and has awesome genetics.
>Encourage outdoor activities and being social >Don't force him anything and give him his personal space while still keeping him under control ( stop the EMO phase) >Be someone he looks up to, not someone he will hate for the rest of his life >Don't let him eat too much sweets/junk food but not forbidding them
That's about it, fuck you are all control freaks. You would probably hate your parents if they were like you write here.
>>35653002 >>35651552 so many people like that think they are so goddamn healthy. but in reality they still eat lots of shit like corn syrup and soy milk.
my uncle's stupid wife convinced him to raise thier son as a vegan FROM BIRTH. and you know what happened? he got really ill really fast. then they started feeding him a normal human diet and hes fine but he could have easily died. be really fucking careful when choosing diets for children, they cant take much abuse.
gonna be the /fit/ diet for them, lots of fruits, veggies, grains, fish and meat. That said I fucking hate the faggot parents that won't let their kids have cake at their birthday party or when out with friends. I'll let them eat shit if it's only occasionally, and if they want to eat something that's shit, they're gonna have to tell me all of the reasons they shouldn't eat it before i let them.
The fact you would go this far to detrimentally impact someones life because you 'believe' it made you a normal person proves that you arent normal. If it were normal you could do nothing and the outcome would be the same.
No you're not. Raising a child is a fucking battle. You're going to spend the first few years making sure your kid doesn't die, and you won't get a wink of sleep. Then when you try to bunker down and get your kids lifting or whatever the fuck, they'll make you so goddamn miserable that you'll buy them a fucking tablet and lucky charms just so you can finally take a nap.
And survival of the species isn't how we work. People and all other organisms literally only give a shit about passing on as many copies of their own genes as possible even if we don't think we do. Everything else like species survival is incidental.
I'll try to be a better parent than mine were, because it was pretty shit. >do as I say not as I do >let him eat, he's growing >0 physical activity, would rather watch TV than go out >expect me to better myself and fix all their problems for them >mom can you please like not buy sweets and shit? sure alright >a week later guess what's the cabinet filled with
I'll encourage physical activity, self improvement, reading, cardio, sports, going out, having a huge social circle (fucking this, if nothing else) and generally having a better childhood in every way than I had.
I admit, I fucked up when I was a child, I was terribly autistic but then who do I have to blame? If I knew about /fit/ when I was like 10 I could have had a much better childhood....
>tfw don't want kids >mom tells me that I'll change my mind someday and how she can't wait to be a grandmother >even if I wanted kids, it would be hopeless since no gf ever and she knows this since she told me I could bring a girl home whenever I want but I've never done that
At 24 years old I already have a kid. He was an accident. Basically when I was 21 I had sex with an 18 year old girl from Venezuela and I got. Her pregnant... Even though I watched her take the plan b pill. So right now I have a 3 year old half Venezuelan half Serbian kid that I'm raising. It's super tough and I hated him at first. But damn he's probably the best looking baby you'll ever see. He will get so many girls once he's of age. His mom's family is full of athletes, 3 professional baseball players in her family's history, 1 being in the mlb for several years. His mom himself was a volleyball player and has incredible genetics. I'm 6'5 and she's 5'11. Needless to say my son will be a true Chad one day.
I will beat the fuck out of them until they respect my authority. Everyday I will show who is the alpha male of the family, with the violence. One word against me and I kick the fucking teeth out. I hope I never get kids tho, its not gonna be pretty.
>will breed via in vitro fertilization with a surrogate female, preferably of scandinavian descent, and as tall as possible >child must be male >will be a home birth. No documentation of my son's existence will ever happen >raised in a cold dark room, only a mat >give affection at birth then slowly remove my emotional presence from their life in the first 1 to 2 years >my child will learn to live with no attachments >start training in kickboxing, judo, krava maga, sharpshooting, parkour, and acting >teach to defeat a lie detector >10th birthday old marks the beginning of torture endurance training and poison immunization >pilots license at 16... >list of names at 18
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