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Cheating
Frauds
General

>broken girls edition

>southern hemesohere southern heat edition

>not doing shit today edition

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>>35642887
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>>35649959
>2015+1-7+7*1+1-2+1
>3 editions
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>>35649975
>Fu cheeky edition***
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>22 years old
>165lbs
>6' tall

I work two jobs overnight on docks, wondering what I could be doing to get gains? I would normally try the gym but I literally spend more time at work than I do in my own bed. What are some things I could take before going to work that would help me get bigger by the day?
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What can I take to help lose fat faster?
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>>35650004
Food? Literally if you want to get bigger, you eat more.
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>>35650041
Should I do the whole bulk and cut thing? I have a blender so I could definitely make a protein shake before each shift, and bring along some healthy stuff. It's usually my first lunch that I lose it and eat like 5 burgers at the gas station and then just starve the rest of the day.
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>>35650039
Dnp
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>have 2 interviews tomorrow
>getting a little strapped for cash and gotta make things count
>literally living off of 2 pounds a day thanks to aldi's super cheap sausages 2400 calories(170g protein) for 1.60 british pounds or peanut butter 2 pounds per 4000 calories(180g protein)

Oh god, another 2 days of under 50g carbs to make sure I look super aesthetic and not bloated/moonfaced.

fuck genetics.
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>>35650075
If you are going hungry then your body needs food, if you can't eat at work for whatever reason, then yeah shakes are your best bet, or take a jar of peanut butter and secretly have a spoonful every now and then. If you want to get bigger you will need to increase your calories. You will relatively quickly notice a difference adding in 500 calories for example into your work shift rather than going hungry.
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>>35650122
>>literally living off of 2 pounds a day thanks to aldi's super cheap sausages 2400 calories(170g protein) for 1.60 british pounds or peanut butter 2 pounds per 4000 calories(180g protein)
Woah, I'll be hopping down to aldi then. I normally go to farmfoods kek
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>>35650122
>Day 96 of living off aldi specials.
>Wake up
>First meal of the day 4 "pork" sausages - 3 tablespoons of peanut butter
>I usually blend this into a shake - It's less traumatic than eating it
>11:30am second meal 2 pork sausages sauteed in peanut butter.
>2:15pm third meal is a pork based dish served with a buttery peanut sauce.
>7:00pm pre workout meal: 6 pork sausages, 2 scoops peanut butter
>9:30pm snack down on 4 tablespoons of peanut butter spread over dry wall before bed.

Good luck with your job interviews familo - seriously.
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Havent slept a wink and its 7am. Sunrise looks nive through the window
tell me fraud, how are you all doing? in the gym and outside of it
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>>35650216
>how are you all doing
Gym is going okay, diet isnt too difficult to adhere too (1500cal IF style)

Outside the gym is going p weird.
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>>35650216
Lost a milf (fuck off fraud) and now have a boring chick that doesn't like see messaging me all the time. Got an extra rep on my dumbell shoulder press yesterday dough
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>>35650249
Weird how?
and stick with it. cutting is so beat but nothing gives more self confidence than vasularity. I just dropped down from 220 --> 190 since November 18th. Loading my long esters now to start bulking again. Havent even been in the gym for two months, nursing my broken metacarpal. Gonna start up again tuesday.

>>35650261
Sorry to hear about your milf bbboy. Drop boring chick and find one better (unless shes a total babe)
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>>35650039
DNP 250mg EoD - 250mg ED
Tren 200-400mg/wk
Clen 20-120mcg/day
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>>35650213

them sausages taste really good mate, dunno how u can find it bad.

tastes better than the fucking "premium" shit british sausages from the streets or other grocers.
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>at shit frat party
>suddenly tinder match
>artsy, pixie cut hipster girl
>wants me to come over for "cuddles ;)"
>fuck it, leave the party, uber to her place
>cuddle first
>make a move
>fuck her senseless for like 2 hours
>never lost boner
>shouldve had whisky dick


I could get used to this, sex on gear is somethin else
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>>35650320
If DNP and Clen are both thermogenics then are they both necessary?
It might confuse people and lead them to think all the heat sides are on dnp because of its bad rep.
It sounds like clen also acts on the B-receptors so maybe it doubles up as dnp and ephedra at the same time.
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>>35650385
pick 1, not all 3.
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>>35650290
>weird how
Just shit with girls

>no gym in 2 months
Just think how epic your comeback will be
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>>35650463
Pussy
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>>35650635
dont want to die :(
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>>35650357
Yeah until the problems start and you need to start taking cialis/viagra to get it to work longer than 2mins. Just enjoy while it lasts m8
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>>35650654
meh
join the 27 club with me.
not gona invite you twice.

>>35650656
>cialis
Aka a god-send

Any idea how to fix precum btw?
I precum like a mother fugger
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>>35650675
>precum like a mother fugger
Haha, just wipe it off before you stick it in or something
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>>35650687
Rolf.
But its irritating.
Rip underwear.
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>>35650385
I'd imagine a stack would be much more effective than simply using more clen - not that I encourage this.

As far as I'm aware, for the reason you mentioned, clen shines in its fat mobilisation (with fewer sides than ephedrine - Clen is beta-2 specific therefore affecting the fat cell, while ephedrine hits the beta-1 receptors as well, of which there are more in the heart).

Andw ith my limited understanding, DNP works through an entirely different mechanism, somehow uncoupling DNP from mitochondrial energy metabolism, making the cells desperately try to burn more fuel - DNP therefore shines as a thermogenic, burning off the mobilised fat quite effectively.

Tren is best at sparing muscle but this would be stepping into overkill territory along with the above, if we haven't already gone there. And I haven't even mentioned GH and t3 yet.

>>35650675
Perhaps research PC muscle balance - kegels and reverse kegels, etc. I'm not too knowledgeable but maybe it could solve your issues
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>>35650713
Suppppp

I lost your email address.

just send anything to
Forget Me WTF?
fkupgspv at sharklasers dot com

Defs intrested, wont be ablt to buy all the legal supps all at once tho as I have like a R1500 max monthly budget for legal supps
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>>35650742
>Forget Me WTF?
Soz didnt know that was in my clipbord lawl
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>>35650709
Precum doesnt contain any sperm though? atleast thats what i thought, and our spermcount is probably fucked anyway aint no girl getting preggo with our cum
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>>35650792
>precum doesnt contain any sperm
In highscool sex ed they said it did. Idk.
Dont give a fuck about it tho, its just kinda annoying cuz now your underwear / leg has precum on it
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>>35650742
Gotcha

>Defs intrested, wont be able to buy all the legal supps all at once
Works for me

all Zeus's golden piss does is taunt me right now
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is it any problem storing GH or Peptides at around 9-10 degrees or does it strictly have to be stored at 2-8
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>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
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>>35650914
You got my gmail?
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Gonna get me some tanning cream with my winnings
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>>35651009
Liverpool will fuck you on that, expect a dull 1 - 1 game
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>>35650213
Fucking lost it
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>>35651081
I got sauces mate, Henderson will tap one in late in the second half
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>>35651112
I'm going to laugh at you when they fuck it for you.

You'd have been safer betting on the Scottish Championship.
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>>35651129
>betting on the Scottish Championship.
The what?
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>>35651148
exactly, thats how shite Liverpool and Man U are right now
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Aussie brahs - Anyone heard of hive labs?

Seen on sst but looks pretty fuckin suss
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>>35650792
It does.

Hence why pulling out isn't foolproof.
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>>35650039
The same way is good ole diet and cardio with ephedrine and caffeine in the mix.

Unless you're prepping for a show I would avoid clen.
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>>35651311
They're brand new. Their spelling sucks but I hope their products are good for you bros. from what I read it's hard to get decent gear in Aus for a price that isn't highway robbery.
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>>35651009
53 min and still 0-0 and from all accounts a shite game.

Hows that working out for you?
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>>35651619
>>35651112
I got this shit breh
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>>35651768
Yeah sure mate........ :)
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>>35651785
Asked pregz if I left a mark on her.
She said no
Fml.

Gona have to be more aggro next time I suppose
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>>35651768
ADC is pretty safe so I wouldn't worry about it.

Seems like Cheeky is nice enough to do it for you though.
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Just Kek my shit up, ffs
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>>35651678
uw0tm8
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>>35651818
Kek

>>35651824
Kek

>>35651911
Kek
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>>35651937
kęk
ę
k
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>>35651937
told ya liverpool would fuck it up for ya

I even gave them more credit than they deserved, saying 1-1
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>>35652068
Since when does shit Rooney ever do anything useful
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Aren't you guys at all worried about your cocks?
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>>35652095
What are anciliaries?
What is cialis?
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>>35651818
if you arent hospitalising a pregnant teenager then you arent winning
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>>35652095
He's bigger enough to look after himself


Off to the parents for a pre-workout in a bits chicken tits
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>>35650004
why in gods name would you work so much?
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>>35652095
arent you worried that you are too dumb to science?
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>>35651009
>putting money on liverpool
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>>35652109
>if you arent hospitalising a pregnant teenager then you arent winning
:c
will step it up this week.

wonder if she'll let me choke her with the baby and stuff
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$45 for 2.5g of test a fair price?
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>>35652234
No.
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Going to start tren and a lean bulk soon, how many lbs per week do you guys aim for?
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>>35652234
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survey time fgts.

small boobz vs big boobz

???
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>>35652491
small
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>>35652491
depends on the boob structure and the nipple areola.

But generally i prefer small to medium boobs.
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>>35652266

interdasted in this. i've been losing weight on tren ever since I added it to my cycle.

been eating ~3k calories per day with a good ratio of macronutrients.

weighing 168lb - I was like 174lb when I was on test + var
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>>35652491
Medium. Bs or Cs on a ~100 lb grill is fine with me.
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>>35652567
I lied. To me its more the shape and perkiness level than size.
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Turned 18 a week ago, just got my T level checked.

Total T is 453 ng/dL. This is closer to a 50 year old guys level am I right?

What the fuck can I do?

I don't get horny anymore even on weeks and weeks of nofap. I'm lifting okay, weigh 150 and squat 1rm is about 270, other lifts on the same level, but I feel depressed constantly and feel like I've lost the libido of my first bout of puberty.
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>>35652528
>>35652543
>>35652567

Fucking knew it
Whatsapp be trippin
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>>35652598
Your test is in the normal range faggot.
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>>35652662

Not according to the data from this site

http://www.menshormonalhealth.com/normal-testosterone-levels.html

For <25 non diabetic men I am well over 1 standard deviation below the mean, close to the bottom quintile..
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>>35652598
go to the docs and say you're trying to have a baby with your gf and you havent been able to impregnate and you know your levels are low. Get them to check sperm count and other stuff. If your firing blanks, go bnc
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>>35652491

shape and perkiness above all else, definitely.

i didn't think this girl in my class was that hot until she walked in with hard nips and realized how perky they were

pic not related
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>>35652713

Not firing blanks, ex gf just had an abortion
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>>35652688
Say fuckit and pin ugl test then
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>>35652121
Steroids cause impotence, no doubt about it.
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>>35653070
are you trying to say all steroids always cause impotence in 100% of the users regardless of how well they manage the situation?
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>>35653039
Neh mate, sorry. Don't want to get involved with another brehs gear on an Iranian steering wheel circularity board.
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>>35649959
Where are the most androgen receptors located in a mans body?
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>>35653092
Wait, I thought this was a Slovenian beanie knitting forum. My life is a lie.
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>>35653107
According to shit I've read here it's traps and delts.
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who is this guy?
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>>35653189
Big guy.
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I'm on a 300-400 cal cut and taking anavar.
It's been two weeks.
I feel nothing and haven't gotten any stronger, like at all, and if anything, I'm retaining more water than usual and haven't dropped weight yet.
did I fuck up somewhere or should I stop being a paranoid impatient faggotron3000
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>>35653171
>traps and delts

I wonder what advantage there is for the receptors to be located there. Outside of aesthetics.
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>>35653274

I'm sure I can't imagine how stronger deltoid and trapezius muscles could be an evolutionary advantage to a primitive hunter/gatherer society or why that would lead to greater sexual selection of trait-carrying males and thus higher propagation of those genes
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>>35653274
>advantages
Makes males stronger in general? Idk.

That pic tho
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>>35653354
>primitive people

So then the guys with bigger cocks and natty delts would be selected over small dick big delt brahs?
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>>35653244
d b o l b o y s
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>>35653244
What exactly are you running?
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>>35653354
>count step every make
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>>35653274
>>35653354
they are traits that heavily differentiate between men and women
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>>35653404
5-15mg for 8 weeks
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>>35653467
>5-15mg for 8 weeks

is this a joke
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>>35653274
If you want to go into function delts and traps are king of the upper body
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>>35653467
>>35653500
Lmao
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>>35653500
>>35653512
I'm a woman.
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>>35653171
>traps and delts.
yeah this is true. I notice that espacially my delts blow up when i go on cycle. And shrunk a bit when i go off.
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>>35653451

ofc sexual dimorphism plays its part, ar site density would only be strongly selected in males and any female inheritance of the traits would be incidental

>>35653590

doesn't sound like var, have you noticed any other side effects?
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>>35653467
>>35653590
All I know about anvar and women is that water retention is normal and that you are taking about the right dose
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>>35653244
You're doing fine, if this is your first cycle your expectations may have been too high.

re strength improvements, I think you need to be looking out for enhanced recovery and more capacity for volume.

Water retention is normal in your case, and that alongside your natural water retention could be masking any weight loss. Your muscles will also be more glycogen/sodium/blood volume greedy so you could reasonably expect to feel a bit fuller by now than usual on a cut and also hold weight in that regard.

Give it a bit more time - if your instinct tells you it's bunk then it may well be, but if it's your first run then go 4 weeks then decide if it was for shit
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>>35653590
London?
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anyone curious about LGD-4033, ask away. I'll get back to you in 10-20 min.
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>>35653189
That's Cheeky.

He don't post pics because he don't wanna give us that inferiority complex
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>>35653787
>LGD-4033
isn't that the planet from Alien?
i wouldn't go back there after what Sigourney went through
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I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.

I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.

I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.

She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.

1/2
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2/2
Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.

Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.

She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.
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>>35653803
yes it is
the gravity there gives a bit better gains than earth though
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>>35653813
>>35653829
Hahahahahah

>pic related
Pray for me brehs. Cheeky needs some tanning cream
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>>35653755
thanks, brah
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Kek yesterday I had a dream where I cried with Dwayne Johnson cause some girl left me
Today I dreamed about beheading someone
Fucking tren
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>>35653813
>>35653829
Nice blog post
Pretty good to not get all that done by some wrinkly old dude
I was expecting a slightly different ending 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61z-DvsbbX8
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>>35653893
try betting on esports, free money
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Bruhs, real talk.

Ran one cycle, test E 600mg/wk 12 weeks. Great gains, good cycle, and my bloods came back perfect.

Now: Living in France for an internship and can't get bloods because fuck France. Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods? I'm not adding anything until this winter when I'm adding Deca and some orals
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>>35654040
Egg spleen?
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>>35654057
>Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods?
I've done bloods once.
Should have spent that money on tren.
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>>35653915
Cool. For next time consider trying intermittent fasting, alternate day fasting or even carb cycling if you want to create a bigger deficit while retaining some training capacity and milking the compounds a bit. For now you could increase activity (especially if your average intake is 1200kcal/day which is a general arbitrary limit) and see if you start dropping some weight

Since this isn't discussed enough I'll add that anadrol (srs) and primo are other compounds worth looking into - alone of course, not as a stack.

Be aware that your anavar dose can be virilising. After reading a Bill Roberts article years ago I had a couple friends try a small amount of anadrol, to no ill effect, they loved it. But research the fuck out of it first
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>>35654084
That's what I'm sayin. Then my cost would only be like 250-260 for the whole cycle and I don't have to deal with finding some faggy french doctor to do bloodwork. My test levels were fine before and came right back to where I left them the first time
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>>35654040
>>35654077
Explain plz I too am interested.
What e-sport? To me most of them seem like a dice toss for who will win
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Only first week on test but I can already see myself getting into fights when the shit finally kicks in...
Also how do you deal with teat flu ? I feel like death
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>>35653829
Testicle routine? Mine are kinda small after 4 years of b&c
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>>35654057
>Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods?
Looks like someone bought into the elitist steroid forum bullshit of olde

You needn't worry, at least you got bloods and know where your general health is at.

It's a useful and important tool. Beginner cycles used conservatively (time on = time off and yada yada) isn't exactly yoloing it, just be healthy pls
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>>35654154
>feeling the soothing words of /roids/ and not /r/steroids

This is why I browse both, I get the real answers here. Literally my worse symptom was a little back acne when I took dbol and didn't adjust for the increased aromatisation.

Looks like I'm gonna be able to get a cycle in before winter, praise brodin
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>>35654150
>I can already see myself getting into fights when the shit finally kicks in...
Look at this though guy

He's getting into fight because his test kicks in.

Badasss
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>>35654182
He'll be fighting bears by the time he's running tren at this rate
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>>35654150
Test flu is ass but you'll get over it in a couple days. Just do what you can do at the gym and try and eat as much as you can
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>>35654035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1aERGic7C8

i cant decide whether to cycle or b&c
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>>35654150
>test flu
Man up
>getting into fights
Getting any other nice placebo effects?
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>>35654198
lmao.

>>35654208
pic

Losing all the gains is a myth imo.

Yeah bla bla genetics. If you eat and train adequately. you will mostly lose water, not gains.

Everyone can do it.
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>>35654261
how long do you go off and what do you use for pct?

piana is kind of a retard if he goes off for a month, using hcg in that month it doesnt count at all
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>>35654208
I really don't see any point in cycling......why go through shut down when your going to start back up anyway?
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>>35654337
How are you posting?
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>>35654314
to allow your nuts and hpta to recover and still have the option of going off permanently without being fucked up forever
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Is 125mg DNP too little?

Gf is 128 lbs & 5ft 3/4 inch and today is second day of 125mg.

How long did it take for those who tried it to start feeling the heat?
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Want to start using steroids but don't think my retarded joints could handle lifting 5-7 days per week

and if im not training 5-7 days per week on roids then i dont really see the point in taking them

anyone been in this boat?

right now i lift 3-4 times per week and constantly have shoulder, knee and wrist issues
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>>35649959

Thanks, doc.

Also

>roids
>wanting to die young

>HGH
>Wanting juice gut
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>>35654392
its taken me up to a week at times. but i think low dose run for an extended period mixed wiith good diet is the way to go. very low sides but effective
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>>35654353
And what evidence that hopping on and off helps recovery more than just b&c until you want to come off?
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>>35654442
it's a well established fact that the longer your hpta is shut down, the less likely recovery is
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Salbutamol question, would it be better to cycle it for 14 straight days or should I use it only during my training days? what would be the downside of only using it the days I train
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>>35654458
this is a meme line that steroid junkies use

fact is that from the looks of it you will be married to the needle for the next 50 years
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>>35654473
Take it ed
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>>35654426
>>35654440

Thanks! She wants to up the dose to 250, but since it's only day 2 I'm a bit hesitant about it.
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>>35654392
Pic related. Any dose is cool, low and slow is fine, but doesn't replace caloric deficit. 125-250mg often very little to nothing is felt depending on weather and activity.

>>35654404
What >>35654440 said. Equipoise is also of interest, and glucosamine and chondroitin show about as much promise for helping as you could reasonably expect from a dietary supplement. Dietary collagen too perhaps?

Also growing happens when recovering, 3-4x pw can be perfectly fine depending on how you train
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>>35654468
>well established fact
Then you should have no problem providing sources backing your "fact"
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>>35654307
as long as my cycle consist, i go off minimum.

Last time i was 1 year off or so

I did nolva for 5 weeks as pct: 40/40/20/20/20

Extended with 1 week because i did a 17 weeks cycle instead of 14.

also made a new on and off cycle pic.

right pic is 3 weeks after pct. Left pic is on cycle

Maybe a little bit less shoulder blown up, because of receptors & less vainy.

>>35654337
i Feel you breh.

My is online again, but it's already 3 weeks after pct already

That half har dick, kek.

Though times
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Is LGD-4033 just a meme ?
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>>35654506
Do we even local dnp?
I know a slut who sells nomad at 50zar a pill, which is ridiculous
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>>35654514
>right pic is 3 weeks after pct. Left pic is on cycle
way too soon to lose your gains....

show a pic of when you were off for a year...
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>>35654518
no.
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>>35654518
Im getting some Rad-140 and Lgd and gunna see how much a meme it is using it solo.
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>>35654581
2,5 months is long?
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>>35654568
>And there's always Triptorelin if PCT fails

another meme based on a single anecdotal case

no other cases have been documented

yet this is what you tell yourself as truth
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>>35654592
How long was this cycle?

I heard mixed shit from 2 months on then one off to 1 on 1 off.
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>>35654608
pct period doesnt count as off

it's only after pct it starts counting

what are you;, rich piana? fucking lol
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>>35654543
Yeah but as you know pricing is a far cry from importing the 'raws'

My best contacts have 20-25zar per 200mg cap, good stuff except when the caps fucking break during delivery and stain everything >:(

Still kind of a rip off anywhere you look, just for the convenience of time and not having to cap it

>>35654568
>I can just say from personal experience that EQ is garbage for joints and a lot of other will corroborate that.
Fair enough, I've never used it nor discussed it for joint health. Noted
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>>35654626
Pct is worse than "off".....you're shut down
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>>35654604
It's because that's the last resort and it doesn't get used often because permanent shutdown isn't a thing
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>>35654545
ppl like you always doubt me

they wanna see you fail.

this was 1 year off and & after a low carb off cycle cut.

was like 89-90kg over here.

I'am 100kg now
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>>35654634
fml.
Guess I'll save up for the winter then.
Send me a full pricelist of legal supplements sometime.

Prolly gona try and order all my legal supplements this coming week
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>>35654487
ok :(
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>>35654626
If you don't know anything about steroids and how they effect hormone levels you should probably stop talking and go read up about it
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>>35654623
Makes me kek.

>sarms not even once.

The only folks I hear talking them up are the shitheads peddling them secretly at evolution.
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>>35654506

She is going to try going on 250mg tomorrow.

Only if you are longer ( 1 month+) on DNP you also need to supplent T3, otherwise your just fine whidout, right?
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>>35654675
>Guess I'll save up for the winter then.
That's the way, got my own little DNP fund going for a rainy season

And no problem buddy, not sure if you mean what I have vs what I can get but I'm out for tonight, we'll talk
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>>35654673
this is a lie sorry nobody can look like that after being off for a year
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>>35654712
It would work in simulating test, but there will be sides tho mang.

Doesnt clomid also rek vision if you are on too long like nolva does?
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>>35654712
Did you get b&? rip
>>35654758
>I can't do this so it is impossible for anyone
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this article is hilarious

https://bretcontreras.com/youre-all-a-bunch-of-pathetic-weaklings-says-the-steroid-using-powerlifter/

>insecure naturals
>when will they learn
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>>35654758
That's actually a huge compliment for me.

thanks.
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>>35654749
>Only if you are longer ( 1 month+) on DNP you also need to supplent T3, otherwise your just fine whidout, right?
Yes don't worry if you don't already use T3. It's catabolic and probs not necessary in light of the metabolic boost from DNP alone at any dose
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>>35654772
>Steroid-using powerlifters and bodybuilders don’t work any harder than natural powerlifters and bodybuilders.

the entire reason they are taking the steroids is in order to make it possible for them to work harder and more frequently

generally speaking someone on steroids is training harder, longer and more frequently than a natty

thats been my experience anyways
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I feel like a proud parent, other people actually calling out these retarded fucks for their fallacies and demanding actual evidence to back up their assertions

>>35654712

l-o-l

you could try looking up studies on long term serm and/or exemestane admin to counter hypoandrogenism
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Alright brehs, do I go with:

>who are you going to tell?
Or
>you're not getting any younger? (Or something like that)
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>>35654751
Coolcool man.
We should hit the gym together sometime :3
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>>35654832
>It's cool, I'm old and dead on the inside
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>>35654832
>not my fault youre old af. Gtfo of here with your dusty uterus, kthnxbi

If that doesnt work idna
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been cruising since end of august

been considering going off completely for some months to see if i can recover, maybe even get some hair gains

on the other hand

i just wanna get fucking big and jacked
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>>35654832
>your only as old as the guy your sleeping with
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>>35654857
Kek, that's funny. I really want to dock my dick in her bat cave though breh
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>>35654832
say, 'the only thing you need to be near to is me'
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>>35654824
>generally speaking someone on steroids is training harder, longer and more frequently than a natty

yes but only because they get gains and natties do not

do not glorify steroid user's work ethic

it's just a matter of rewards vs effort
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>>35654881
This one is pretty good.
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>>35654881
Going for it, your fault if my willy doesn't get wetty
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>>35654857
lmao. this guy is truly funny

he's the clown of fit

>>35654876
You can always try it

If you don't like it, just go on again.

I would try it if i were you.

but that's just my 2 cents

it's your health breh

protip; listen to RICH PIANA. HCG- NO GAINS LOST
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>cold as fuck
>freezing
>snow everywhere
>refuse to put on my heater because stingy despite so much money
>wearing jacket inside the home
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>>35654888
>>35654956
Don't laugh at that shit. You'll only encourage me. lol
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>>35654956
>protip; listen to RICH PIANA. HCG- NO GAINS LOST


very accurate comment to his video

>Using HCG is not 'coming off'... That's a bridge. You are not recovering. Sending the artificial message to your balls with HCG is not taking time off. Your leutinizing hormone and follicle stimulating hormone are still shut down. I've been agreeing with a lot that this guy has to say, but don't listen to him about pct. Running just hcg between cycles is not a fucking pct, that's a bridge and keeping the hypothalmus shut down. Blast hcg at the end to start them back up, to get them "awake", then use clomid and nolva and/or toremiphene to actually recover, and then take nothing for a few months.
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>>35654960
>shows pic holding 4k
>is greedy about the heater

>>35654975
Yeah, that was that other video.

In the other video he mentioned he comes off everything after HCG
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>>35654988
4k?

dont insult me bro!!! that was 45
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>>35654960
kek fag, you will always hvae poor fag mentality
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>>35655011
poor people blow all their money on useless crap
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>>35654832
Correct response should be something along the lines of "(your age) years old and you're still talking to me. Let's be honest, we wouldn't have gotten to this point if we weren't into each other"
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>>35654960
Careful with that shit m8. If you don't keep it warm enough in your house, you increase the chances that your pipes will freeze.

Course, that could just be the land lords problem, if you don't own your place.
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>>35655043
>if you don't own your place.

don't insult me !!!
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>>35655035
>poor people blow all their money on useless crap
Didn't you spend your money on hookers + roids also.
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>>35655043
>not leaving the taps running slightly to prevent pipes from bursting
Do you even cold winter. I actually have no idea if this is dad science or if it actually does stop it
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>>35655037
Fuck, would it be weird to send another message saying that?
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sometimes when i think about how fucking crap being natural was i dont wanna go back

only for hair purposes
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>>35655076
You could probably pull it off
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>>35655035
I liked it better when you weren't here.

Why don't you go away again.
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>>35655064
only a very small amount....

i spend probably only 200-300 euro a year on prostitutes tops

i only use test 250 a week half the year 500-750 a week half the year basically

cheap as fuck

no proton powders or supplements, too expensive
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>>35655096
go suck some cock if you dont like it
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>>35655081
You'll still go bald

Even natty
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>>35655076
Didn't see which one you chose until now.

I'd change what I said to something like "But at the end of the day I like to be straightforward with this. I'm into you. We wouldn't be talking right now if weren't into each other"
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>>35655081
i have a full head of hair and im natural

it's not that great
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>>35655124
maybe not because i take dutasteride
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>>35655121
>suck cock

Can you suggest any black shemale hookers that I can perform that on, no delts.
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>>35655103
What kind of heater do you have? I'm a poor student but I know my heater costs about $1.50 to run all night keeping my room at about 20°c
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>>35655091
>>35655125
Shit nig's she's responded already. What do?
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>neurotic dent-headed nouveau riche retard time

WELP
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>>35655103
>i spend probably only 200-300 euro a year on prostitutes tops
holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.

>no proton powders or supplements, too expensive
that's bs imo anyway.

yeah, i know it works

Don't bully me again smart ppl

But then again, it remains useless, despite the cost.
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>>35655071
I think that's dad science, but I could be wrong.
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>>35655186
>holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.
Only the cheapest black hookers for the Belgian king.
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>>35655153
naomi black hammer is the best but i don't think you can afford her, she's quite expensive

>>35655154
i dont know, it's just a principle i will not spend a dime on heating ever
i have 70 k in the bank, 100k invested in my apartment i'm not broke like you dont insult me
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>>35655186
>holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.
they ask 25 euro for quick fucking

but now with this brasil sloot i dont need them hos they can die of famine for all i care

fuck em
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>>35655197
Nah its legit. Same reason rivers don't freeze but ponds do.
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>>35655161
>Coffee?

>>35655185
But it's the best part of the day. It's like watching the monkeys at the zoo, except this one knows how to roid and drive cars.
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>>35655186
Wait so you guys dont even use protons and creatine?
Not even once?

Should i just save my supp money for gear?
Still natty, first cycle this summer
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>>35655161
yo bro you're in now.

"So now that we've figured out the hard part. (Insert Day of Date), coffee, what time do I pick you up"
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>>35655161
"I'm into you, you're obviosuly still talking to me. I take your number and we sort something out, no drama?"

Yeah?

>>35655220
Fucking coffee
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>>35655185
>nouveau riche

no, i'm not rich, just not broke like you

there are many people who are not broke like you

i am one of them
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>>35655225
I've already asked her round, I haven't screenshotted that bit of the convo.....shall I go with >>35655227....fuck mentioning getting a coffee, that would take me right back to square 1
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>>35655227
Oh you don't have her number yet? Yeah go with that, but cut out the no drama piece
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>>35655217
A drips hardly a whole lot of movement though. And any water coming in the hows is going to be at at ground temp, it might be close to or even below freezing, as opposed to getting a bit of ambient heat from the house.
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>>35655203
I thought they were like 50 euro's for 1 time fucking.

>>35655223
gear + food works always for me.

Imo you can use a shake on top of that. But if you get enough macro's with food, i see no reason to use it.

Maybe directly after your training for quick protons

I don't use it as a substitute
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>>35655227
>>35655249
Lol, You shouldn't be taking my advice for shit. I've got so little game I can't even play shoots and ladders.
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>>35655261
Will do
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>>35653107
Pretty much every where. Some steroids might be selective though.
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>>35655217
But the pipe is good at transferring heat and the water on the pipe boundary is motionless so should still freeze.
I think the point of leaving your tap on is to reduce the pressure stopping your pipes from bursting
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>>35655283
I used Tinder for like 3 months and banged about 7 girls so I mean I guess my advice is average haha
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>>35655268
man Phil heath was looking cute as fuck in that picture.
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>>35653354
>>35653274
As above some steroids might be selective, but androgen receptors are pretty much everywhere, including in your skin.
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>>35655263
We should wait for mossad.

I'm sure he's got some science info on faucets.

>>35655268
Senpai those hookers are so ugly they should be paying him
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>>35655309
I hate tinder lol, it's a nightmare, I legit get more look searching through the weirdos on pof

This is on pof, I asked her round earlier in the convo, I screenshoted it from when she said she was to old for me.........I need me a new milf fuckbuddy
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>>35655214
Your sure she's not after your money & boss life breh?
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>>35655336
Well then we're gonna see what happens when you use tinder game on pof sluts haha
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>>35655340
>Your sure she's not after your money & boss life breh?

i never told her about any of those things
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>>35654057
>France

OH boy, if someone names you as daddy on birth certificate apparently you just have to role with it, and paternity tests are illegal, so if you get one they're invalid and you may face prison time.

Just a heads up.
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>>35654057
Also yes it's perfectly fine if you run a sensible cycle and don't do anything silly, you can still get your BP checked.
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finished my 2nd cycle inc pct (12wk cycle) 5 weeks ago and i have everything prepared for my third cycle, should i wait because time on = time off
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>>35655374
that shiny mercedes?

>>35655407
yes.
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>>35655381
thanks for the tip, I'll remember to keep mine out of the local pussy lol
>>35655400
Perfect bro, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna be making money, might as well use my time right and get big. My gf knows and has to give the final ok but we'll see how it goes since she's already fine with the one in the winter
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>>35655325
Here is a quick shitty pic explaining >>35655307 this a bit. Water flow in pipes has drag causing the water at the edge of the pipe to be stationary. As the water freezes the stationary point moves to the edge of the new ice. The movement of the watter doesn't really matter because it's the water on the motionless boundaries that freezes.
I'm pretty sure this is right and that the reason you let your taps drip is to help relive the pressure of the expending water as it freezes
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>>35655381
what the fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol
o
l

but i dont know why you guys are worrying about knocking up chicks

when you do a test and you know with 99,99% certainty it's really your kid it suddenly all changes breh

it's magical feeling breh
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>>35655445
My parents put a towel around the outside tap when it's freezing cold outside. I knew /fraud/ was weird but don't know how ow it's come to a diagram about water freezing inside a tap
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>>35655428
>that shiny mercedes?

you could buy it for 13-15 K

it's not a new one
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>>35655464
I'm not from france, but it makes me mad.

"This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology. French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine."
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>>35655220

yeah and posts pics and talks about fucking women that make me physically ill to look at or think about

>>35655237

nouveau riche is an attitude you classless, tasteless, gauche moron

but hell I'm having fun being paid to go to school so I can get a job earning an easy six figures working three days a week, have you been fired yet because you're a worthless office drone?

>>35655325

running faucets is short term still being actively inhabited and warmed, fully winterizing a place that's gonna sit empty for the season means draining pipes
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holy fuck at ronnie's arm size
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>>35655500
>I can get a job earning an easy six figures working three days a week

sure bro ...
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>>35655498
what if the baby is blatantly not yours, i.e. black
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>>35655522
Damn I wonder what does happen. BRB Googling French fatherhood dispute cases
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>>35655325
kek.

>>35655480
ohhhh okay, i thought it was a big boss car.

i never seen it

pics?
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>>35655513

physician assistants working hourly in emergency medicine, 12 hour shifts 3 days a week or 11 every 3 weeks depending on if they count 36 hours as 1.0 fte because of the shift length

add in overtime and and you make near $100/hr per extra shift
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>>35655445
This is why /fraud/ is best

Ofc you'll get some freezing but some freezing isn't what's going to make pipes burst.

>>35655473
Lol wat? How does a towel help.

>>35655500
Exactly
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>>35655552
it's a big boss car

just not a new one

this one but beige leather interior and better rims
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>>35655599
Give me a piece of your brain.

I also want big money.

damn you genetics
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>>35655599
That's what I was working towards until I dropped out.

Hard to justify cost of school when I can make around 80k right away as a personal trainer by working both in a gym and online.
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>>35655653
wow, that looks pretty slick.

not bad breh.

i would also have sex with you for free

damn mirin hard
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>>35655445
>you let your taps drip is to help relive the pressure
This actually sounds like the best explanation.

>>35655619
>How does a towel help.
Keeps the pipes warm and cozy.
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>>35655619
>Lol wat? How does a towel help.
I think it keeps the tap warm lol, so it doesn't crack
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Will I lose natty status if I do a cut with clen?

I know it's not a steroid, but people kinda think of it in a similar way.
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>>35655743
I would say don't use clen and yes you will no longer be natty
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>>35655707
yeh breh i also think it looks neato

of course the new cars are always newer

but i dont get too caught up in that

this is the new version pretty much
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>>35655660

brb running 4-6iu pharma gh ed with 250mg/wk pharma test cruising and blasting on a gram with some vet tren

>>35655677

meh either doing a bachelors program before the AAPA de-certs it or getting a kinesio bs and hitting a masters program, undergrad and like half of grad is covered by the taxpayers so idgaf about some loans I can pay off in a month or two of working
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>>35655777
I think I might honestly be ok with it.
It won't be obvious I'm not natty.

Thanks for the input, much appreciated.
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>>35655797
this looks good enough for me.

i would be happy with it.

I love Mercedes & audi

>>35655810
yolo.
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>>35655716
>Keeps the pipes warm and cozy.
Someone should make something specifically designed to keep faucets warm and cozy kinda like this

>>35655810
>kinesio bs
That should be alot of fun

>like half of grad is covered by the taxpayers
Lucky son of a bitch. Military perks right?
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>>35655928
You could insulate all your pipes like hot water pipes are often insulated
Actually I feel like this is a thing that people do
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>>35655774
Sup bff
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So I showed every girl I've hooked up with a pic of my goal body (based Jaco). It comes up in convo.

Ive come to the realization that guys with physiques at that level are mostly a curiosity and fantasy for many girls, but there isnt that much attraction going on.
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>>35656076
>fantasy for many girls, but there isnt that much attraction going on.
?

Chicas will go for a ripped well proportioned dude anyday, only thing stopping them is there own self esteem
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>>35656076
You only reaise this now?
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>>35656076
I have no clue who that guy is
But I can garuntee almost every time a girl would chose a guy like Steve Cook over a skinny lanket
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>>35655885

could run that shit for life, network right and prob get the gh and test covered by insurance

>>35655928

why the fuck would you insulate residential water pipes, you insulate the outer walls and roof while letting heat radiate through the interior

>military benefits

yep, paid tax free money to go to school and get paid even more once I graduate

even if I don't get into the bachelors program all it means for me is more options in the end, plus kinesiology chicks are fucking mind-bendingly hot in this one program

>>35656076

the fantasy gets you the opening to use the confidence YOU feel because YOU look like that

the hardest part is getting your foot in the door

the confidence you get from looking like a greek god is what sells it
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>>35656076
Under about 10% body fat you're attracting less women and more men m8
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>>35656151
steve cook is my man crush he is so cozy
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>>35649959
>tfw just ordered lgd 4033 and mk 677
WHAT would be a good ptc for this cycle Bros?
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>>35656177
I don't think that's true. Haven't you seen the "husbando" threads?
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>>35656211

some hot salty garbage water to match that assbaby trash shit, maybe
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>>35656236
>Haven't you seen the "husbando" threads?

The ones that are 90% homos?
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How the fuck are porto losing, every fucking time I do an accumulator, one team lets me down
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>>35656113
Ripped sure

Im talking the ones that most would consider "overdone" or "too much"

>>35656114
Yeah

>>35656151
Jaco de Bruyn, his symmetry is literally perfect. Imagine Jenson Ackles (Dean from supernatural) and put him on tons of gear.

>>35656154
Confidence is definitely a part of it, but I'd say standing out significantly from the crowd is what gets your foot in the door in the first place

>>35656177
True, when I hit 6-7% girls thought my ab vascularity was disgusting but my gym bros were proud of me kek
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>>35656199
He looks good

>>35656280
Wot
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>>35656288

that's what I'm saying, nignog

I should get one of those genetic screenings to find out which permutation of the il15ra I've got plus all the others
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Cut to this in 11 weeks 100% natty

I went from 210 to 192

The last 2 weeks were probably the worst I have ever felt before, never going to compete natty again
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>>35656211
One .357 magnum hydra shock round
One S&W 686

Cock the hammer, insert into mouth and depress the trigger.
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>>35656333
Fitnessgenes (used to be Musclegenes), costs about $150 and I learned a ton.

These are the most important things I found out

-Il15ra permutation
-Fat metabolism
-Fat storage
-Muscular endurance
-lactic acid clearance
-caffeine metabolism

The rest are useful for other athletes, not so much for lifters imo
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>>35656211

Probably don't need to PCT as long as you aren't retarded with dosage, it doesnt affect LH and FSH so you should recover quick.

However, I'd get some nolva and do some 20/20/20/20 just to be 100% sure
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>>35656273
Thems the ones.
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>>35656154
>why the fuck would you insulate residential water pipes, you insulate the outer walls and roof while letting heat radiate through the interior
No you need a hat and scarf for the outdoor faucets. It's better than a silly towel like what cheekys parents do.

Sounds pretty good desu.
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>>35656439
>Sounds pretty good

School situation not faucets
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>>35656439
At the end of the day it is only a tap
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>>35656280
cause you're fucking shit at sports
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>>35656489
I can't see how you came to that conclusion
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>>35656515
you keep picking failures and what sports do you play and excel at?
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>>35656548
Did you really think Porto would lose? Football (soccer), but I don't play it anymore after getting released
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what do you think does bradley martin use ?

also how do these guys stay in shape like that all year round, blasting the whole time?

on another question: how to fix digestions problems?
im on 500mg deca 125mg test e , 100mg tren e e4d and mk677 10mg/d

the moment i eat smth my gut instantly bloats and im full, cant barely get 4k cals in
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>>35649959
sup boys, new to the roiding community but trying to do my research. i saw somewhere that GH will lean you down, increase muscle mass, and help you sleep w/ virtually no negative side effects, only downside is that its expensive. anyone know where i can do more research on this product or what its actual name is cuz googling GH is givin me nothing...or maybe you guys can enlighten me
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>mast test crying about no hair gains
>this guy has long hair
What's the problem paps
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>>35656644
Human growth hormone.
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>>35656612
released from who?

I also havent watched Portuguese football in ages.
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Gym buddy wants to do chest today
Gonna make the cunt do flies and flat bench
Give me some exercises to really fuck him up

I'm thinking maybe incline bench as well
Love incline
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I wonder what happened to cheekie

>>35656896

weighted chest dips motherfucker
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>>35656974
You son of a bitch
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>>35655542
>>35655522

Let us know what you find.

He could just the revitaligo kek
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>>35656644
>>35656661

LOL

like what kinda answer did this moron think ???

maybe he thinks dymatize or elite nutrition has a HGH 5000 he can take
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hoppin on in a couple days... 250mg test a week dont plan to come off for a year at least... i will add other compounds to this base but probably leave test the same if not slightly higher... taking into account UGL dosing etc. i think i will run EQ. i have access to mass spec so i can test all my shit for a small price. also pinning ghrp2 and mod grf approx 3-5 times a day ... will prob run some serostim at 3-4 ius a day once i get the cash... anavar once i get it confirmed as real var.... thinkin of low dose tren somewhere in there. yeeeeep...
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im thinking of sourcing and capping my own TUDCA to sell to bros, as well as formulating an illegal / grey area pre workout...

any of you nigs wanna input on what kinda pre-wo formulation youd like to see??

i actually once found a good looking product but forgot the name and cant remember the brand, it had DMAA in it among other things and had a purple monster type dude on the front on a black container.. the company has ads on youtube i forget how to find of a totally juice dude working out to intense music with an amphetamine glare...
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>>35657137
What country are you in? I'm looking for mass spec.

Get bloods and blood pressure done if you're gonna stay on, and with EQ to boot.
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>>35657167
DMAA or DMBA
http://patrickarnoldblog.com/dmaa-not-dangerous-after-all/
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>>35657213

motherfucker just use jano like everyone else, deets are on r/sst
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>>35657392
I'm in Aus, it'd have be international mail.
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>>35657454

this changes things how

literally nobody using his services is local to him

unless you're talking about buying gear from somebody that has qualitative and quantitative studies done on every batch produced, in which case good fucking luck
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Is pharma/vet gear actually that much better than the average ugl stuff? Worth the money for a poor man or nah?
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>>35657522
It'd have to go back out through Aus customs.
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Also no one really answered my question before, what do you guys aim for when bulking on Tren, I'm thinking about a lb a week sounds right but I also don't want to limit myself and not make as much gains as I could

In 4 taking tren and phenibut and becoming sexy social motherfucker when I go out

God damn I never would have seen myself in this position when I was younger. Always been a shy skele
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>>35657526

half yes half just peace of mind, and no

>>35657557

uh what the fuck are you smoking

aus somehow screens all outgoing international packages in addition to incoming?

>>35657609

increase caloric surplus until you start gaining too much fat then lower until you find the sweet spot

this is like fucking diet 101
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>>35657644
Anything other than 'written correspondence' requires a customs form. So far as I know, they dont check all mail incoming, but the seizure rate is extremely high.
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> tfw holy grail private source offering cheap rons turns public and hikes prices

>>35657644
Australian customs screens all mail, incoming and outgoing afaik.
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>>35657828
Please sell me cheap rons
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>>35657522

>unless you're talking about buying gear from somebody that has qualitative and quantitative studies done on every batch produced, in which case good fucking luck

60 euros per batch of a kilogram of raws is no thang.. even if you got ever 100g batch tested if you prefer to smuggle on the smaller level, taking into account the 2 week wait time and mail turn-around... no big thang... especially if people buyin juice off you will pay a premium for proof. not that most gearheads have a clue about the shit they put in their bodies tho.

personally im getting all the shit i order to brew for myself tested for quality and quantity. it will save headache and what if factors. no more wondering if i need to double dose this anavar cause its like 40% pure or wondering what kind of radioactive cadmium they are using to cut it with
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>>35657644
The thing is how do you know what's fat? If I gain 2 lbs in a week, who's to say whether it's 1 lb muscle 1lb fat, 1.5 muscle .5 fat, etc, and at that point you won't know just by looking in the mirror, the only way you're gonna know is by sitting there for an extended period of time in which you could be missing out on gains, or are getting fat.

Not expecting some on the dot universal number for everyone, but just experiences so I can get a good idea of what's about average. I figure 1 lb sounds about right though, in my experience w test if felt like the speed of noob gains basically


Also, holy shit I just discovered Ana Cheri holy fuck, I think I have a new favorite model along with Tianna G except she actually squats
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>>35657828

as an aussie would you purchase for an overseas lab that provides excellent stealth (really excellent) and offers to reship up to 3 times (shipping is $50) in case of seizure? there would be an order minimum of at least $300 tho. and the gear would be from boutique UGLs and homebrewed stuff
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>>35657899

purchase from* .. and that $50 each time to reship is split between the lab and the buyer cuz it costs $100 to ship a stealth size parcel to AUS from north america
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>>35657874
A little fat gain is no big deal when your running gear since you can crash diet after your bulk and not loose muscle.
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>>35657901
Fuck off immigrant before I force my cock eggs down your throat
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>>35657899
Personally, I wouldn't but it's not as big of a deal as some people make it out to be. Customs have bigger fish to fry then small amounts of gear for personal use.
However, if your order does get seized consider your address burnt and reship to a different address.
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>>35657798
>>35657828

ahahaha holy fuck aus is terrible

>>35657868

that's pretty much verbatim my line of thinking

>>35657874

the point is you WILL know by looking in the mirror, that's exactly what I was saying

you eat at increasing surpluses until you start noticing visible fat gains and taper calories back down from there, it's not rocket science
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>>35657899
>$50 shipping
How much are you buying

Test E is generally $90 to $110 per vial here with domestic shipping.
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are escorts usually up for recreational drug use
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>>35658124

im askin to gauge interest. i have some shit to brew and am thinkin of dealin only with aussies cuz they pay top dolla.
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>>35657948
8x6 bby

>>35658204
presumably they're okay with weed.
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>>35658204
Depends.

If you have them at your place (not recommended) they can't say fuck all. But if you meet them at a hotel etc they might not want drugs in their room.
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>>35650004
>I literally spend more time at work than I do in my own bed

That's what happens when you become an adult anon
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>>35657924
Fair enough, yeah from what I hear it's pretty much next to impossible to go catabolic on tren, so it wouldn't be a big deal, could just starve myself a few days and it would be all fat burned off pretty much

God I'm more excited for this than I was christmas, been off test a few months, and tren has always sounded like the nectar of the gods
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