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Title says it all. Give us things that make your body unique. Good or bad

>very regular and shit logs flow out of me no problem.
>don't hydrate enough, shit logs get more girth
>occasionally, the girth is so great that it tears a hole in my asshole and I bleed quite a bit
>friend says I should let him loosen me up a bit
>Hydrate like crazy the following days
>rinse
>repeat
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>>35647595
My bellybutton, t b h
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Sometimes I think a nerve or artery or whatever gets caught on my collar bone and it feels like I'm being stabbed there with a red hot knife for a split second. It throws me off balance because it just comes out from nowhere.
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>>35647595

dick is like 2-3 inches soft

7 hard

not good if you are spotted soft tho
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>>35647761
Sounds like your A/C joint might be torn. Get that shot checked out, it sucks. Separated mine completely and had it repaired, amongst other things. Ty goat military insurance.
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>>35647853
Growers are the best.
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>>35647964

but people can get the wrong idea

it's ideal for the gym tho
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>cant shit without miralax
>mostly whole foods, except for the weekly chinese sunday

help
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>>35647595
My face goes numb if I don't get enough sleep.
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>>35647595
I have an extra tooth
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I naturally have nice glowing skin, i always look sunkissed from what i'm told

I have a rotten teeth and need to see a dentist asap

My hair and nails grow out really fast, just shaved part of my hair (fade) two days ago and it's already pretty much covered

I have phimosis it sucks when getting sucked
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>>35647992
I can't understand this thinking. Men know their flaccid penis is smaller than their erect. So men should know that flaccid penis size does not equal erect penis size. Women, unless always presented with a hard cock, should know that a flaccid penis will be smaller than an erect penis and realize that flaccid size is different (smaller) from erect size. It boggles my mind that anyone worries about flaccid dick size.
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>>35647853
>tfw you take of pants for gf
>not hard yet
> tfw 2 inch turtle dick
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I've got stretchmarks all over my back from my growth spurt
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6.5 inch wrists
8.5 inch ankles
Tiny as fuck hands (smaller than 5'4 girls)
Wide as fucking fuck shoulders
Thick neck for untrained (like 16.5 inches)

High estrogen, low test. Unfavorable bodyfat distribution

Luckily I'm on gear though.
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>>35647595
>friend says I should let him loosen me up a bit

what
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i can see the white blood cells in my eyes when looking at the sky
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Randomly it feels like I've stepped on a crumbled ball of paper, but there's nothing under my foot. Some weird nerve issue.
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>>35647923
Thanks for the advice. How would have it happened though? I've had it since I was a teenager and I was never particularly active until recently.
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>>35648022
Probably IBS fammy, go to butt doctor.
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line on stomach from bad posture, fixing it now
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>>35648306
I've got that too from sitting at computer so long
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>>35647595
>weird things about your body
Wide hips. Puffy nips. Big rib cage. Born with a curved spine.

Pretty much everything desu
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>>35648281
I really don't know. I didn't know I had it until a Dr told me. I casually lifted, and it didn't bother me too much, didn't really bench (the only time when I noticed it) above 250lbs or so though. No idea about long term effects of it either, sry :/
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my two toes after my big toe on one of my feet are webbed.

my hair is thick as fuck, barbers always comment on it

sometimes i get a shooting pain in my side if i pinch my ball sack
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>>35648536
>sometimes i get a shooting pain in my side if i pinch my ball sack

It's weird, I get something similar: my balls get all sore if I squeeze them.
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>>35648022
Overuse of laxatives causes a dependence on them. You'll have to wean yourself off them slowly. Make sure to get plenty of fiber, drink lots of water, etc.
Certain foods will stimulate bowel movements, such as fruits high in sorbitol, like prunes. Apples worked wonders with my ex who had IBS.
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I have mallet toe on the second toe of each foot, pic related.
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The bad:
>Balding since like 22 years old
>elbow sometimes makes a pop sound when i bend it, and my hand "falls asleep". Some nerve thing maybe? It's just my left arm.
> slight TMJ from being stressed out for so long. Jaw literally clicks and cracks whenever i eat food. Dentist says as long as it doesn't hurt, I'm good though. So whatever.

The good
>decent fat distribution, losing weight now. But it was always very "spread out"on my body. No gut, just a layer of fat over everything.
> hopefully my insertions are good as well. I'll find out soon
> decent beard genetics, usually rock a goat and shave my head completely.

It's an alright kind of feel. Could be worse.
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I get boners from scratching a certain spot on my neck without any provocation. It's always the same spot, and I always get a boner for no reason. Very unsettling in class.
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pectus
wish i would die tbhqh senpai
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Good:
>Currently 6'6ft
>Have big hands
>Have big chest
>Easily able to lose weight

Bad:
>Crooked teeth genetics
>Wrist clicks every time I roll them (Mom punched the shit out of me when I was younger)
>120% are foot to hip and the less are torso to head
>Get patchy beards
>Twig stick legs
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>>35648791
The pop you're hearing is your ulnar nerve rolling over the groove in your elbow. Both of mine do it, actually had surgery in highschool to move it out of the groove and fix my UCL. Too much of the popping may cause nerve damage. Lie on a couch or something and lay your arm out to the side with your palm facing up and open and close your arm. You should actually see it move in and out of that groove.
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>>35648379
Don't give up.
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>>35648379
just dont get a gf and youre good
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Sometimes I bleed from my belly button
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>>35649996
once a month?
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i have vampire like teeth long and sharp
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>>35650088
pic related
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>>35647595
I'm really asymmetrical. Left side of my rib cages juts out further than the right side, one of my balls has vericocele so it's like twice the size of the other one, neck is slightly crooked to the right, left eye is near perfect while right eye can't see further than 12 inches, left side of chin ever so slightly further out than right side.
Also my bellybutton looks like a vagina.
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>>35650130
Left portion of your ribcage is usually a bit larger, familia.
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I only shit once every 3-4 days. Only found out was normal to shit every day like a week ago.
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I think I have a rounded back from back posture and trying to hide boy tits for too long. Tried to have good posture for a while now but it's still there and it's shitty
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>>35648113
>It boggles my mind that anyone worries about flaccid dick size.

it's because a small flaccid dick generally implies a small erect dick
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>>35648809
Cute!
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>>35647595

My hair grow more in one side of my body kek.
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>>35648238
Those are floaters.
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>>35650088
>>35650103
This is kinda awesome desu
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>>35650374
t-thanks
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Can bend my thumb a fucked up angle

>pic related
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>>35647595
I think I only have 5 abdominal muscles not 6?
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>>35650103
Your teeth are normal
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>>35650501
my dog teeths are bigger and sharper than normal people or thats what i being told
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I have extremely fast metabolism, so i can eat whatever the shit i want without getting fat. The bad thing is that i have to eat a lot in order to compensate for the fast metabolism
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>>35647595
>>friend says I should let him loosen me up a bit
subtle
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>>35647853

I've got the opposite problem, 4inches soft and then 6 inches hard (and not much girth increase), I can only disappoint.
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>>35650307

You can also see you white blood cells as dots that shoot around
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>>35648742
me too, also second toe. but its not like any girl ever cared
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Good
>6'4
>bretty gud face
>based shoulder genetics
>flexible as fuck thanks to growing fast and enduring agonising growing pains
Bad
>fucked back
>arthritis in fingers and back
>eczema
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>>35650519
>my dog teeths
You mean canines breh?
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>>35650680
ye breh,they are very sharp too i sometimes bite myself when trying to bite that loose skin thingy on your finger it goes deep without even me noticing
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>>35647595
i have an elf-like ear, the other is normal
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>>35650714
post pics ?
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>>35647595
>skin
Pls no bully
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>>35650202

>spent highschool and part of college hunched over in front of the computer
>gyno tit hiding behavior
>chronic back knot and some weird muscle asymmetry in my right shoulder, probably from always carrying backpacks on one shoulder
>didn't eat or move enough in highschool so weird long limb proportion due to lower test
>not eating and ridiculously irregular sleeping schedules probably led to hypothyroidism too

Overall, I'm normal looking, but I notice this shit every day. The gyno became less noticeable and lifting's corrected a lot of posture, but I still feel like a gibbon. Wish I didn't cuck myself by trying to keep weight off with no food. Would have probably ended up taller than 5'11" and avoided chronic back pain.

My fuckin 50 mile commute's now giving me hemorrhoids and pilonodal cysts too. Fucking give me a cyborg body.
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>>35648306
>>35648347
>tfw I realize I have that too
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>Be faggot
>Punch myself in right rib bcuz Im a fucking phaggot
>oops
>something broke
>get well again
>can now sucks my own dick
>Inb4 feg
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>Be skeletor
>Joocy calves
>Nothing else is joocy
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>German
>eyes so small people think I'm asian
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I'm hypermobile everywhere. All my joints are freaky and can do weird things. Shoulders, hips, wrists, fingers, knees ankles etc.
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>>35648238
No you cant
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>>35650425
hook grip of the gods
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>birth defect gave me a shorter than normal achilles tendon
>constantly walk on the balls of my feet without thinking about to
>I have big calves as a result

My genetics thought they could cuck me, but it only made me stronger
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>>35650530
Nah you dont m8. You overestimate your caloric intake.
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>psoriasis
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>>35651423
You want hookgrip m8?
How about Captain Hook grip
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>>35651472
Sorry about the shit skin, doge. Stay comfe.
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My uvula is split into two
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>>35647595
Born with dick rotated 90 degrees
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>>35647761
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
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>>35648536
I have the same webbed toes breh
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my dick is too bent upwards, although i dont know if its bad or good
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>>35649854
>Mom punched the shit out of me when I was younger
Let me guess, single mother
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I have next to no eyebrows so look like a psychotic cancer patient
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>>35652307
It's literally god-tier for making women cum.
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>chest gap
>big nose
>semi manlet (172)
>pale as snow and only get sunburn when trying to tan
>her fw
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>>35652360
really? how?
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>>35647853
Mutherfucka i'm like 1inch soft and 6.5in hard...

I gotta be careful when I take my pants off
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>>35652307
I thought everybody's dick was like that
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>>35651377
Your ancestors were raped by eastern Russians.
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>>35647595

uneven ribcage
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>>35647595
I've got one of these
Titanium Nuss bar
Planned removal in march (after 3 years)
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Black elbows.
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>>35648379
holy shit bro we have the same insertions
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>>35652386
Rubs up against the gspot.
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I got a muscular depression on my left quads
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>>35648379
are you me?
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>>35651472
I know how you feel bro. I got it on my left leg on my shin and the back of my neck.
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>>35653568
Mine's in weird spots across my stomach and back. Looks like hives.

>tfw just want to go swimming
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>>35653298
yeah but what about blowjobs?
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>>35650725
Not him, but I have a similar thing
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>>35647595

I had medically bad acne as a teen, something to do with being allergic to my own sweat making me break out. I went on accutane and now as an adult my skin just has small breakouts here and there, but I have deep acne scarring from the back of my neck down to my lats, and on my chest in between my pecs.

It's kind of weird because my scars don't tan and I get pretty bronze in the summer, so I look like I have vitiligo. It's also strange because when I have breakouts, it's always on my upper back and my chest, never my face.

I also have a piece of pencil lead in my chest (from when one of my sisters ran into me while running with a pencil), it used to look like a grey freckle but now it's a slightly greyer spot on my skin.

I have stretchmarks on my legs, stomach, and the backs of my arms, and discolored skin on the inside of my thighs, but that's just from being a recovering fattie.
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The tip of my nose is permanently red. I've heard people on 4chan call it "tumblr nose". I don't hate it, but I'm not a fan. Girls think it's cute, which is a good thing I guess.

>tfw my first name is Rudolph
>tfw Christmas season
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>140 5'10"
>Slight womanly build, especially hips
>Always get put down for being a manlet
>Balding, so I have to shave my head

Its not much, and I hate myself for not trying sooner, but if I can at least get decently fit I won't feel like such a failure.

>>35654129
I took accutane too. Did its job but damn if my back doesn't look like shit.
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>>35653941
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>>35653941
I S E N G AR D
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>>35651377
literally the same, bruder
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Whenever I work shoulders too hard I feel it in the bone pointing out on the top of my left shoulder. It's a pain in the ass
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>>35648187
;)
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>>35651377
>>35655094

same here.
i wonder how many people i've met and talked to thought i was asian. been asked if i had asian ancestors since 5th grade. good thing i'm 6'3" masterrace

also:
>some years ago
>on the way to the club with a couple of friends
>meet some qt3.14s on the way and chat them up
>'so who do you think is the hottest of us guys?'
>him cause i like asians
>mfw
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My thighs are completely hairless apart from one large patch on my right thigh.

I have one gross mole next to my belly button.

I can dislocate my shoulder on command.

I can wiggle my ears/nostrils/eyebrows.
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>>35648306
How to fix, got it too?
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If I don't get my asshole waxed regularly it smells like chives and garlic powder
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My dickhole is slightly covered/split by a flap of glans. It causes my piss stream to split in two so I have to piss sitting down.
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A portion of the big toe on my right foot has been partially numb for the past several months. I think it's some kind of peroneal nerve pinch though
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>>35653568
>>35653751
I only have it in a little spot inside of my ear cartilage. Not in the hole, but on the... I don't know what it's called.
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>>35647595
Partial 3rd nipple. Ex used to say I had a twin that I resorbed because of that and having a big dick (i guess like I had double dick or something, idk). Anyway, now in going to go fap to her pictures
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>>35647595
>be me
>go to bootcamp
>kids scared to shit infront of others
>one kid doesnt shit for 1.5 weeks.

okay ill break away from green text for the rest of this. This kid was very docile and looked scared 100% of the time in boot camp. He literally held his shit for 1.5 weeks, finally he goes to medical because hes getting sick and couldnt shit.
A nurse gives him an enema and he goes to a bathroom. HE shit 1.5 weeks worth of shit into the toilet and clogs it. Goes back in the the room where the nurse administered the enema without trying to flush. nurse almost passed out from the amount of shit in the toilet. He didnt know he had more shit in his cologne so hes acting like normal saying hes fine when the nurse comes back. He starts feeling weird on the table hes sitting on, and instantly starts shitting on the nurse who administered the enema.

>i guess he didnt get it all out on the toilet.

one of the best stories from basic training.
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>>35647595
>Manlet torso
>lanklet legs and arms
RIP Bench and squat
Pretty strong deadlifter though
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>>35650223
No it doesn't...

>>35648113
It's because women aren't around soft dicks enough to know the difference between showers and growers. That is literally all.
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>>35650151
I used to do this, now I'm 2x/day. Fix Your diet, stop eating ramen for every meal
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>>35647595
Got a toenail that grows in thickness but not length
Every joint i have pops and cracks like a rotten 2x4, yet are perfectly healthy
Extremely hairy legs combined with a nearly hairless upper body, it look like I have pants on naked, ruining any inkling of aesthetics I may have
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>>35660447
fucking kek.
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>>35647595

6'7"
thick solid beard
One extra vertebra in spine
lacking a reinforcement muscle in my forearm
malformed toes
Oddly shaped little fingers
Big beautiful blue eyes
Natural mesomorph frame
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Good
>beautiful face
>amazing eye
>huge breast
>amazing big ass
>Soft and beautiful

Bad
>my body won't lose weight even when I literally starve myself at 500 cals/day
>pcos
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>>35660894
>Soft and beautiful
Fatty detected
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>>35660894
Shut up fatty physics still apply to you
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I have a massive mole (birthmark) on one ass cheek, and a dimple on the other.
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>>35650550
this guy gets it. its weird. i miss clear blue skies. >>35651420
yes i can numb nuts. i can also see the red blood cells, but not individually, only as groups that follow the white blood cells through capillaries in my eyes.
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>>35647595
I like to have sex with other men
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>>35660894
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>>35650758
Aliens among us!
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>>35660894
thisiswhereikeepmygenetics.jpg
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>>35660894
Well meme'd
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>>35649570
dont worry breh we'll all make it
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>>35650694
kinky
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Huge dick.
Huge balls.
Huge prostate.

I tell myself that it's from roiding before leaving puberty, because my dick grew a full inch in length + girth at ~21, or that it's the result of a proposed urological condition wherein the valves in the blood vessels that take test away from your balls are malformed and the test just hangs out in your beanbag enlarging everything.

But realistically it's probably cancer.

Sometimes my balls hurt for no reason and sometimes I get stabbing pains in my lungs despite good respiratory and cardiovascular health, which for a friend was a sign that his prostate cancer had metastasized to his lungs.

But it doesn't hurt to take a shit yet so I pretty much just ignore it and scream into the tip of my penis in the early hours of the morning telling it to go away.

Yolo.
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>>35664829
Oh yeah, also I cum twice, because the first time my prostate is so swole up it just shoots half a load and clamps shut. If I keep rubbing the head after ten seconds when it stops seizing up, I cum again and drop the rest of my gay idiot fuck butter.

I super duper don't like it.
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>>35647595
I have painful Splayfeet. I can't wear heels anymore because of the fuckers. My legs are my best and now I can't even show them off anymore.
Fuck my life.
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Pilonidal cyst. Everday my underwear is spotted with blood and puss. I don't want to get surgery because I wouldn't be able to squat or deadlift for a couple months if I did.

And my ass is so hairy I would probably just get another one. And it gives you a nasty looking scar.
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My thighs are completely hairless even though the under my knee my legs aren't.
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>>35647595
>~20% bodyfat
>ribcage still almost entirely visible below pecs and between pecs
>know that it's only going to be worse when i cut
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I only shit once every two weeks. And it's always really little too. I sometimes use laxatives if it gets too bad. Seriously wondering where all the food I'm eating is going to.
(And no, I don't have any parasites or diseases or anything.)
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>>35667496
Exhalation, sweat, and urinet. You're also not eating enough, especially enough fiber.
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5'9" manlet with an over 6'2" wingspan

Benching is suffering
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>>35658613
Almost definitely just an ingrown toenail blocking blood flow dude
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>>35652394
Somewhere like that too.
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>>35667685
And deadlifts are ez mode.
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Good :
Leg muscles build really easily for me
Penis is grower
Can run for a really long time
Big hands
Bubble butt naturally

Bad :
Arms are a little too long
Ankles are kinda weak some days
Feet too big
Gains weight way too fast
Can't lift much (yet)
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>>35652475
mine is bent slightly downward even if 100% erect
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>>35668401
Not really, I have a really long torso too, just stubby legs. High bar squat is easy though.
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My legs are fucked up and I can't walk straight
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My semen is pretty much yellow. I'm actually really concerned. No other symptoms. I was thinking of getting a semen test at my local clinic.
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I carried one of those messenger bags to school on one shoulder everyday in highschool loaded with like 50lbs of books and shit. It impacted my rear right delt and makes my shoulders look strange. The biggest issue though is that when I lowbar squat the bar tends to fucking slip off my back on the right side.

Any ideas how I could cure this? I try to hit my delts hard af, I row constantly and do pullups everytime I'm at the gym, but it seems like my muscles just get bigger there, they don't move back into the right spot or anything. Am I fucked?
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>>35667685
poster is appropriate, you're orangutan mode
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>>35652394

Same here. Sucks
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>>35650578

me too
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>>35668404

literally me. the long arms and weak ankles are the worst.
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2 inguinal hernias (right and left), lactose intolerant, allergy to grasses and trees, mildly bad eyesight, dirty skin, average dick (6.8in)...

on the plus side I have symmetrical abs
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>>35653941
Pls be in Imaldris
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>one leg longer than other
>perma limp, back pain
Even if I make it i'm Kevin Spacey in the usual suspects
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Good:
>had 5 pimples in my whole life
>calves so joocy
>family is military so raised with good self discipline

Bad:
>Depression and alcoholism runs in the family
>Weak as fuck, been lifting for a year and can't deadlift lmao2pl8
>Really bad stretch marks on top of thighs
>eczema on inside of elbows
>patches of really pale skin on biceps
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>>35647595

Good:
Great physique and strength
6', blonde, decent looking

Bad:
Small dick
Phimosis
Peyronie's disease

My dick is all fucked up and retarded looking. Kill me
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>>35673040
I been lifted 2 years and still only squat 2 plate ;(
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>>35651427
kek
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>>35673132
2pl8 is a pretty good squat breh. Try a program like Smolov or something if you really want to force it up though
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>>35648379
your shoulders are wider than your hips, you are fine
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>>35673103
post body
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who is this fag responding with gay one word replies like cute awesome kinky

pls end you are life gayboy
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>>35648615
>It's weird, I get something similar: my balls get all sore if I squeeze them.
are you me anon? if stick a dragon dildo in my dry anus it bleeds
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Good
>Put muscle on easy
>Wide shoulders
>Big forearms
>Big Quads
>Can Run for miles
>Athletic
>Good face and hair

Bad
>Autism around women or in groups (like parties) alcohol fixes though
>Big Quads
>5'10"
>size 13 shoes
>Pinky toes twisted inward on side
>leg constantly swollen? [barely noticeable] (been to doctors and they cant figure it out)
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> Genetically huge quads and calfs despite only being 5'8
Apparently I would be good at Judo?
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>>35673103

you know phimosis and peyrone's are operable right ?

and who much small is small ? you'd be surprised what some women's think their perfect fit is.
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Good
>mesomorph
>had strong leg muscles before even lifting
>good face/hair
>smart
>above average sized dick (7.2)

Bad
>autistic when it gets to picking up women
>bad pronation gives me massive shin splints with the wrong shoes when running
>weak ankles
>dick would be bigger if it wasnt bent to one side noticeably
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>>35647595

>was unable to retract foreskin until I was 21
>even then, dickhead was super sensitive to the point of pain
>had to be very disciplined about stretching foreskin daily to get my dick functional
>plus side I guess
> I'm 27 and dick is still sensitive to touch
>which I'm guessing means ED won't kick in until late in my age
>negatives being all the pussy I avoided getting because the thought of my foreskin tearing during sex was too scary to risk for pussy at the time

I was borderline about to go and get myself cut until I found some forum advice and some links that I tried.

Also
>tongue too big for mouth
>pushed my teeth so far apart I could fit my index finger between my two front teeth
>wore braces for 10 years
>worst acne imaginable
>wore glasses too
>have enlarged left ventricle and aortic regurgitation so I'm gonna die youngish
>only found out about that last one this past year
>I'm 27 now


Adolescent years were fuckin rough lol

Thankful for
>broad shoulders
>green eyes
>braces unfucked my teeth
>tongue good for eating pussy
>dick can punch a cervix and I've got some good girth too

Could be better, could be worse. Overall I'm okay with what I was born with. Unless I get cancer. In which case my heart won't be able to take the chemo and I'll be RIP. Fingers crossed for me anons.
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>>35650103
i see you too like to lift FOR THE HORDE
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For some reason my hair wont grow. Now this isn't regular baldness. It grows, but its barely any hair and it is baby hair. It's been like this since I was a newborn, I've been shaving my head my whole life
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>>35648306
also got. I think I get my abs sore there too and the discomfort of it is most when lying down/trying to sleep. My doc wasn't interested last visit. :(
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>>35647853
me 2 anon me 2

>>35648156
kek

luckily I get hard just by kissing girls and when I cum my penis still has a lot of blood in it so it stays like 7 inches all flaccid and veiny and women think I'm a horse.


Also I've been doing PC workouts and If the girl gets me really horny I can cum like 3 times without going flaccid, each time lasting exponentialy longer.
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>I'm 27 and dick is still sensitive to touch

Can you post those links? I'm currently in the same situation except 28. How were you able to get your head to be less sensitive? After about a few months of daily stretching in the shower, I was finally able to pull it back completely.
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>>35674041
this was meant for
>>35673768
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>>35649570
I know your pain, pectus bro. It's a very hard knock life for us.
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>>35653218
Did you go see Dr. J in Phoenix?
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>>35664829
>>35664872
bruh you need to get that shit checked out
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>>35673132
>>35673040
LMAO
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My head is weirdly shaped so it is uncomfortable to wear sunglasses but this is imperceptible to the naked eye
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>>35650549
>mfw you beat my by an inch both flaccid and hard
You don't have it so bad bruh. Count your blessings.
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My left arm is shorter than my right arm. It's very noticeable when deadlifting and front squatting
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>>35650758
Stick to your workout routine. If you don't have one then start one. Build some mass and your skin should tighten up over time.
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>>35647595
>chicken skin all over arms for no reason
>Scar very easily, knees are still all knobby from childhood
>Almost no hair on chest or arms but really, REALLY hairy ass and a forest of pubes
>Hair on head grows straight out, like grass, turning into a spiky fro
>barely have a pinky toe nail
>3" when flaccid, 6.5" when hard
>Chode
>Long, singular white hair on my left nipple
>One nipple is an inny
That's all I can think of really
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>>35651637
So it's a ballsack then?
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>>35652475
mine sticks straight out, sometimes sagging a little
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>>35674546
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>>35648181
post pic
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>>35661195
Guy in my speech class bragged about having a birthmark on his ass the shape of a hand. Teacher told him old wives tale about how birthmarks come from witches, wherever they touch the mom the child will be born with a birthmark on the same spot his/her mother was touched. He was so butthurt after the teacher said this.
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>>35674737
What does it mean if it's on your dick?
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>uneven balls
>uneven nipples
>shits are every 3 days
>huge shits, ass always destroyed
>have to worry about sweating after recently taking a shit because mess

but I'm really healthy actually so grateful

would be proud of 7 inch dick if I had ever used it
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>>35648238
damn I thought I was the only one
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>>35674757
Your mom is your dad. Congrats Cartman.
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>>35674944
The sides of my hair grow out faster than the top and back. I have a tendency to grow Ash Ketchum wings if I don't shave.
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>>35652307
same, the most I can bend it down is to point it straight forward
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>>35669402
fucking KEK
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>>35660894
>People are actually falling for this shit
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Sometimes this bone thingy in my neck next to my Adam's apple kinda pops out to the side, making it painful to swallow and rotate my head... I have to gently push it back into place with my fingers. It usually pops out if I jerk my head suddenly
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>>35674968
Wow glad Im not the only one
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>>35660717
You sound like a straight up mutant
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>>35652307
what happened to your arms m8
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>>35673040
>good self discipline
>alcoholism
>>pick one
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>>35658613
I injured my foot and this happened. Stupid cunt student that frayed me said because she couldn't see anything in the xray she couldn't help me.
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Good
>Put muscle on easy
>Big forearms
>monstrous calves
>Lean
>really good at cardio
>crazy fast recovery time
>thick ankles
>big penis
>massive Quads
Bad
>massive Quads
>autist
>low test (super abundant in other hormones, but I still lack that testosterone alpha-ness)
>narrow shoulders
>deep ribcage
>woman hips
>woman thighs (now less noticeable with newfound definition)
>5'9"
>jewfro
>gain weight really easily
>usually constipated even though I'm vegan and eat nothing but fruits veggies and beans
>beta as fuck
>never used penis
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>>35675093
I AM AS FAR BEYOND MUTANTS AS THEY ARE BEYOND YOU
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>>35675254
nigga what? Are you me
>>35673376
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>>35647595
good:
god tier abs, had them since I was 11
good bone structure
naturally thin
decent insertions
thick hair
perfect hearing and eyesight

medium:
5'11''
6.75 inch penor

bad:
not built for power
not much muscle to start with
patchy beard
sensitive skin which requires constant maintenance

weird:
heart sometimes beats quickly out of nowhere
have hallucinated before
limbs fall asleep really easily
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>>35652307
it means you have god tier blood flow
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>>35667685
6'2 with a 6'6 wingspan incoming
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>>35647595
My feet are crooked, i have to pay attention when i'm walking to keep it normal.
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I have 3 pieces of pencil lead stuck under my skin in various spots from 3 different pencil stabbings.
>one from my sister
>one from a friend
>one from a teacher (accident lol)
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>>35660894
muh genetics
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>>35649570
Don't despair anon, a good friend of mine has it and still gets laid like crazy.
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>>35651427
I have this too.
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bad
>hyperhidrosis in armpits and ass crack
>no matter how much i wash or dry ass/groin it smells
>had a yeast infection all over back from sweat
>weak legs 3pl8 squat after 2 yr
>protruding rib cage
>weird love handles that need yohimbine to go away
>tiny nipples
>hairless above belly button opposite below

really bummed about the rib cage, no point in cutting
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>started balding at 16
>got a huge birth mark behind what's left of my hair 9 years later, so my head will look retarded either if I shave or keep thin as fuck hair.

I also honestly think I'm below average intelligence. I do and think so many stupid as fuck things and have a hard time comprehending or understanding a lot of logical things. Seeing as a majority of people see them self as 10x smarter than the average, I must be dumb as fuck. At least I'm creative as fuck.
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my cheeks are always red. been told it looks healthy, been told it looks ugly. dont even care anymore. also got a facial scar from muay thai that im very self conscious about.

flat feet
shin splints since i can think
can see my heart beat through my chest
been sleeping <5 hours a night the last 3 years
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>>35647595
Good:
>6'6 ft. tall
>good beard growth, wanted one since I was 10yo, finally have it since 20yo
>natural muscle strength
>can lose weight easily
>excellent met. rate: shit 1-2 daily
>body recovers fast even when I've mistreated it heavily (smoked cigs for 4 years, alcohol, shit food, etc.)
>6.5in dick, mega fat, and aesthetically good looking: haven't met a woman that I can't make cum in 2 mins or less or one that doesn't compliment him (proud of him).
>chest, triceps, biceps, forearms all grow easily
>7/10 stern looking face (not bad at all when combo w/ height, size, and beard: happy w/ it)
>skin tans well in summer/tan stays for long
>good thick head of black wavy/curly hair
>blue/grey eyes
>good memory, good learning ability: over-all good brain

Bad:
>even though muscles are strong, joints and ligaments are complete shit: easily injury prone
>basketball: injured neck, hands, elbow, fingers, feet, knees, hips so many times I'll probs be fucked when I'm 40.
>pretty wide hips
>shoulders don't grow for shit, even though train them hard. fml
>can't do squats or my ass looks like I've had plastic surgery on it like some tranny bitch (literally don't have to do shit and it's muscular af)
>thin wrists
>eyes are nearsighted -2.00
>thin lips (very self conscious about them)
>skin tears on my shoulders, hips, back, knees: fucking bullshit from growth spurts.

Over-all pretty happy w/ the way I look. Also, quit eating shit food, smoking, and drinking like a fucking alcoholic: got a gf who I'm happy w/. GG so far.
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>beefy dick but tiny nuts
>shoulders are most hairy part of body
>big puckered scars all over body including big one on face from all sorts of accadents and shit
>Barrel chested like crazy

My give a shit level is down to a milifuck
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I have cryptorchidism.

That means I'm a guy, but I have just one ball.
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>pros
Tall
Naturally low bf%
Strong legs
Big hands/feet
Good symmetry and facial genetics

>cons
Hard to gain weight
Bad eyesight
Ulcerative colitis
Sciatica
Bad lower back

Shit
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>>35668828
man i got this too. pls tell when you find something out
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my penis is 4 feet long. do you even know how hard it is to find trousers with 3 legs?
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I have phimosis and my dick head is so goddamn sensitive.

I'm also not a virgin.

The phimosis part has improved over the course of a few years but my dickhead is still extremely sensitive. You could imagine how painful it was to put it in and when it went in, I busted almost instantly.

I can't even count how much pussy I've turned down because of this insecurity.
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Pros:
>Hit puberty when I was like 10. Started growing a moustache and had started growing a beard at 14

>Naturally tall, as well as handsome

>Something about my abs makes me a really good runner. Doctor told me about it when I went in for a prostate exam. Decided to get everything checked while I was there.

Cons:
>Flat feet, kinda hurts when I run, but I have these things I put in my shoes that keep the shape of my foot. Hurts when I walk around barefoot. If I wear shoes without the feet thingys, they start to wear down the shoes.

>Flat feet causes my legs the be different lengths, which causes scoliosis is my back. My spine is off a couplr degrees to the left. It ets straightened when I put the feet things in my shoes.

>I have freckles everywhere but my face

>Have kerititis or whatever it's called. Little white bumps accumulate on my arms. It is excess keratin building up and has to come out. Something like that.

That's pretty much it. I have a boring body, lol.
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>>35681644
Keratosis pilaris or something like that
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>>35674546
>chicken skin all over arms for no reason
Keratosis Pilaris, m8.
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>>35682986
Heard coconut oil as a moisturizer helps get rid of that.
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My left scapula is double-jointed which means that my lats are a little unbalanced. Dumbbells over barbell erryday for me.
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>>35647853
I got 7" soft and 7.5" hard. Makes for some funny moments but most of the time it's really annoying.
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>>35647595
>tfw only 5'11"
>I'll never escape manlet mode
>Life is suffering
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>>35674546
>Hair on head grows straight out, like grass, turning into a spiky fro

Oh I feel your pain brother. Tfw shit hair no matter what you do with it.
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Good:

>6'0
>7.5" benis
>natural muscle mass, make gains easily
>blue eyes, great jawline
>good symettry

bad:

>pale as fuck, once got sunburnt in january (philadelphia)
>backne
>small hands
>feet are disproportionately large (size 15)
>shit metabolism, fat packs onto me like crazy
>had a botched circumcision, slightly fucked up looking dick, not really noticeable at first
>no body hair except for arms and legs, patchy facial hair
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My nipples are always hard. They pop out mostly all the time and specially when cold. I wanna kill the nipples.
>>
If I squeeze my thighs together and bend over I get erect within 5 seconds, every time.
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>5' 6"
>pretty broad shoulders, equal to someone that's at least 6' 4" and built.

I think God's fucking with me
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>shoulders pop in and out, possible old injury from lifting with bad form
>slight torn meniscus in right knee coupled with lateral patellar tilt in both knees (physical therapist said the tear is somewhat common and they can't do shit about it anyway)
>basically knee pain city
>sometimes a loud ringing in ears comes out of nowhere and it's intolerable unless I pop my ears by suctioning them with my palms
>right hip pops in and out
>ear wax is "sticky" and I need to flush my ears a few times a year, or it builds up to where I get dizzy and have hearing problems
>bad teeth
>discoloration on front teeth from some antibiotic my parents improperly gave me as a child (thanks dad for not being pissed to read the directions on the bottle)
>TMJD, jaw pain, may be clenching teeth in sleep although I try not to
>chronic external extra bit of skin or hemorrhoid or whatever on asshole
>often get tears of the posterior forchette
>often get dizzy to the point of nearly blacking out, usually after I stand up
>really bad eyesight with noticeable floaters
>had a bunch of moles and skin tags, though I got them removed.
>Had a skintag grow on the edge of my eyelid so it irritated my eye every time I blinked
>Went on for a week before I became pissed one night and scratched it off in a sleep-deprived angered haze
>elbows, wrists, and ankles all pop and crack a lot

Body isn't too bad besides that. Pretty healthy and attractive.

>>35648791
>Dentist says as long as it doesn't hurt, I'm good though.

Wrong. Every click and pop causes damage, like slight wear and tear. After 20, 40 years or so this can wear the joint down to where it causes problems. I also have tmjd. My jaw kind of dislocates and pops back in if I yawn or eat something big like a sandwich or apple, but it only does it on one side. So rather than being a cool ass snake hybrid, I'm actually going to be in painsville by middle age.
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>>35674786
Everyone's balls are uneven mate.
>>
The Good

>6'2
>Wide set, always had wide shoulders, lifting has exacerbated this
>Pretty strong I guess, have over 2 plate press, over 3 plate bench, over 4 plate squat, over 5 plate dead
>Sickening calf muscles
>Had multiple guys tell me i have the 'widest back in the gym', but I think they're blowing smoke up my ass
>Strong nose game senpai - nice straight noble nose
>Clothing hangs off me well - people shocked at how much I weigh
>Can do pull ups despite my weight for sets of 6/7
>Great teeth
>Always called things like 'the big man', 'the beast', 'monster'

The Bad
>Fat as fuck - keep trying to cut but when my gains suffer I suffer (270lbs)
>Mentally ill, when I cut this gets worse as my lifting is tied inextricably to the little self worth I have left
>Broken back up, slipped disc with sciatica means constant pain in left leg, just fuck my shit up senpai
>Rosacea on face, please kill me,
>Splotchy beard gains atm, have to circles of beard growth next to my mouth, if the 'goatee' part filled in i'd be pretty much set
>Shit things associated with being overweight - moobs etc
>in this awful middle ground where i'm intimidating and ugly to girls, but look cheerful and a bit of a joker with the lads due to intense bantz gains
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>>35684518
>6'4" is 19 inch shoulder width
>5'6" is 16.5 inch shoulder width

I used the proportions of the virtruvian man to construct what you look like (assuming of course you have the correct 5'6" arm proportions....)

FFS famdingle your wingspan is technically 5'7"
you are LITERALLY pushing the boundaries of Renaissance circle science.
This wingspan only comes from shoulders which means you don't have orangutan arms, you've got that renaissance mode V-Taper breh.

>be you
>1487
>tfw Michelangelo goal body
>make Da Vinci lose his shit because you just completely broke his man model
>mfw
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>>35648742
dude you're a velociraptor
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>>35647595

On my right hand, my index finger is longer than my ring finger. On my left hand it is the opposite.
>>
I only have 1/2 the tastebuds of a normal person and cannot taste hot food.

My best friend has double the tastebuds of a normal person and can only eat utterly bland food.
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>>35650103
They look exactly like my teeth, brah
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>>35685509

Got news for you bruh. I'm 5'7 with 20.5 inch shoulder width. Just had gf measure yesterday,
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>>35685949
>5'7"
>Claims an equivalent shoulder width of someone who is 6'10"
>gf

shaking my head to be honest family
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>>35667685
Same height and wingspan. I have no problem with benching, I weigh 165 and bench 275x1
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>>35647853
>my problem is kind of like this except backwards
>8 inches soft
>6 inches hard
>I shit you not getting blowjobs is a fucking nightmare
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>>35688199
>wow anon are you a shower or a grower?
>neither baby, I'm a shrinker
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>>35650758
Jesus christ
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>>35688443
Kek
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>>35674048
>>35674041

I started by using a very heavy lotion intended for full body purpose. I would lather my hand up really thick with it and then GENTLY rub the glans.

>DO THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY

Be disciplined. You must retract the foreskin and rub your head for a good 20-30min a day, use less lotion over time and then move to something less thick like baby oil.

I was always very careful to ensure the lotion never dried up - the idea is that with more contact the less sensitive those nerves will be.

It used to be painful just to run water over my dick and I would have to get completely shithoused to have sex - even then I would be shaken into sobriety by the pain at times.

Been busy today, glad I could get a response out to you. Don't have links because it's been a few years.

I was able to do away with a lot of the sensitivity by scoring a girlfriend who was on BC. So I would hit it raw every day. Tbh I fucked my dick skin raw the first few weeks and I was worried about getting an infection.

Start slow, do not give up.
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>>35690162
thanks for the reply friend. i'll definitely do this. about how long did it take your dick to be at normal sensitivity levels? able to touch it without any lotion and no flinching?
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>>35648181
>tiny hands
Do you have a tiny dick too then?

I'm doing science.
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>>35649570
I know that feel too well...never been to a pool or beach for that reason. Sometimes its almost enough to make me quit weightlifting, seeing how it will never look somewhat passable no matter how much I train. But then I say fuck it and continue my training.
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I-I am not the only one, r-right guyse?
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>>35648809
Bro I'd lick that spot until you cream in public

Maybe finger your asshole, no homo
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>>35650088
>>35650103
I have that too. It's leftovers in our genetic code from a more primitive time.
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>>35650130
Balls are usually different size.
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>>35678130
In your case you're actually most likely much smarter than you think. Just have a negative attitude. You're clearly more self aware than most.
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Flat feet
Small hands & wrists
Receding hairline
Broad & muscular shoulders &back but thin arms.
About 40 pounds overweight
Can't find the green letters on my keyboard
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>>35692700
my finger does that too
+ some more stuff
other fingers too, but with more resistance
no idea why, no accident
i found out as a kid it can do such stuff
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>>35647595
PECTUS EXCAVATUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK MY CHEST PHAM
>>
I have unbelievably sweaty hands at all times does anyone have a solution
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>pros
small feet
quick metabolism
long fingers
small ears
good facial symmetry

>cons
brown eyes
brown hair
short as hell (5' 4")
very narrow hips w/ wide ass shoulders
cleft chin

>weird
birthmark that looks like a burn mark on the center of my forehead
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>>35667685
Wrong your last are the ones suffering
>>
my body very rarely sweats. not even at the gym. for the longest time it stressed me out cause i thought i wasnt going hard enough but eventually i just kinda realized i just dont sweat easy.
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>>35695539
>brown hair and brown eyes
>cons
says you. girls fucking love my brown hair/eyes
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>>35695957
Untermensch pls.
>>
>5'2", 120 lb female
>severe heartburn
>bad knees

I'm like a 55 year old fat man
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>>35696048
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>35695818
I'm going to assume you mean lats, and I'm just not flexing them pic related.
>>35687498
Yea I'm not using it as an excuse I just hit lmao 3pl8 but compared to my size and other upper body lifts like OHP my bench is lagging.
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I get these nasty off-white colored pubic hairs
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>>35648306
I've got two!
>>
Can't see colors
Arms a little bit short,
torso is long
legs a little bit short too
huge calves (fuck proportions)
short neck
wide hips, but wider shoulders tho
small foot
thick short fingers

But hey I'm not fat or have health problems so I got that for me.
>>
very little chest hair, lots of nipple hair.
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>>35674011
Leave workout pls
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>>35690180

Took 3-4 months to be able to touch without flinching

It's been a couple years now and yet it is still very irritating and highly uncomfortable to have it rubbed when it's dry. No hand jobs.

It's well worth it. My life has only been better since I started aggressively addressing the problem. Like I said, my sex life prior was 2-3 one night stands and I had to be blackout drunk for each of them to get past the pain. Now, I have great sex, unbelievably pleasurable. Took me a while to stop cumming so fast because the feeling is insanely good. That will be your next hurdle for sure - and my advice for that is just breathe deep and slow.

Glad I didn't get myself cut. My brother did at the age of 18 and he said he would not have done it if he had the choice again.

Good luck brother
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>>35660447
There was a strange period in my life, 5th grade-8th grade, where I would not shit normally on the toilet. I grew accustomed to holding in my poo. I enjoyed it, it was like a challenge. Also pleasurable, I guess the shit rubbing against my prostate. Only reason I wasn't sick constantly was because when I did any kind of physical activity, it would slowly seep out. I was a very athletic kid in that time period, so I always had poop covering my balls, taint, and inner thighs. I have horrible scarring on my inner thighs from 24/7 diaper rash for 3 years. Naturally I always smelled like shit. My boxers were always shitted and to hide the fact I would take them with me into the bath and wash them off.

It finally caught up with me at some point and I got really sick and just decided to buckle down and shit as hard as possible no matter how much it hurt. I didn't weigh myself before and after, but I know I lost a significant amount of weight. I had a tummy at the time and it literally disappeared over night. The turd was massive and my butthole was bleeding badly. I showed it to my mom and she fainted and we went to the Dr. I don't remember what she or I told them but I remember being in the hospital for like 2 days until my fever cleared and that was that. My butthole is still loose to this day. I can fill the entire bowl with shit in .25 seconds and it feels like I just had a fart.
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>>35648379
are you me anon?
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>>35652361
sry man you're full manlet
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>>35696567
what the fuck
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>always thought I had a small dick
>one day while fapping I decided to put my 5 inch phone next to my dick
>my dick is bigger than phone
>freak out
>run and grab measuring tape
>measuring tape is longer than my dick
>tfw only 7 inches

welp
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>>35697153
I know.
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>>35651472
My dad's side has it bad, I haven't had any symptoms yet but I'm only 20. Any ways to prevent?
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