BUSTED U S T E D

I eat this shit everyday. Explain faggot

stop being a nigger and eat your damn cookie

>>35647144
Not op but it is a relatively fresh new meme originating from rich pianas bigger by the day series. In almost every episode rich will be "caught" on cam eating this cookie. As the camera focuses on him he will usually say "uh oh, oops! Busted again!" He will then explain how the cookie doesnt count as a meal or enter into his macro count (even though theyre something like 480 calories). He repeatedly explains how its simply a "yummy snack" not a meal

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>>35646595
OOPS BUSTED AGAIN

>>35647284
Wtf is this?

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>>35646595
ITS NOT A MEAL. NEITHER IS MY "REAL FOOD" SHAKE. DONT COUNT IT

>MFW PEOPLE COUNT IT AS A MEAL

>>35647623
>Bowl of oats
>not a meal

This shit doesn't count as a meal people c'mon.

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>>35647636
>MEAL
>DOESN'T COME IN A CHINESE TAKE OUT CONTAINER

PICK ONE AND LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>>35647284
I noticed the homeland security meeting. I wonder if they seized a pallet from his inbound steroid shipment?

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>>35646595
UH OH
COOKIE TIME

HA HA HA

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>>35647623
>mfw I imagine people counting snacks as meals

>>35647269
Normally I'd say no that absolutely counts but Piano Man is fucking huge. In his diet that probably equates to a Hershey kiss for someone like me. Calories are still calories but he can probably safely ignore it if it's once a day. Anyone know how many calories a day he eats?

>>35647269
Poor Saxaphone has admitted previously that he eats a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream before bed every night. That shit right there is over 1000 calories. He just doesn't give any fucks.

>>35648447
Theres no way to fucking know how much he eats. Even in his BBTD series where hes supposed to outline everything theres no way to track it. It shows him eating his 4-5 portioned "bodybuilder" meals, but they look so small and definately dont contain enough calories to sustain him. Then theres all the snacks and shakes he eats. This doesnt even take into account his huge takout order and ben and jerrys every night. It wouldnt suprise me if theres alot more that hes eating behind the scenes because rich is the type to eat whatever the hell he wants when he wants just to say he can and to claim its his "lifestyle". Id ballpark him in the 5-6 k range easy

>>35648466
Yeah but that shit doesn't count as a meal. He just does it for enjoyment, its a fucking snack

"WE ARE GOING TO BE AT AROUND 12 MEALS GUYS, BUT LIKE ITS REALLY 15 MEALS JUST 3 OF THE MEALS DO NOT COUNT!"

Those cookies have shit macros. I looked them up and found out they have 30 grams of sugar and 380 calories per cookie. I might as well just eat a normal cookie. It's not like I need the extra protein.

>>35646595
I wondering how many colestrol it has if their writted "OMG"

>>35647284
The fuck?

>>35648911
>snack
>eats half of may daily calories in a sitting

Feels bad man

>>35647623
THIS CEREAL DOESN'T COUNT AS A MEAL UNTIL YOU CHUG A GALLON OF BCAAS THEN IT COUNTS AS A MEAL, BUT GUESS WHAT? IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A MEAL!

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whoops... HAHA!

>>35648592
>5-6k
Fuck man...

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>>35647623
Now this could count as a meal, it has lots of protein, complete protein, 80 grams of carbs, good carbs
BUT
BUTTTT
I'm NOT gonna count it, this is JUST a snack

>>35646595
S N A C K
N
A
C
K

>>35647284

airport xrays can't scan his mutant genetics, they're going to dissect him

>>35647284
He explains it in his newest video